Thread 213317679 - /tv/ [Archived: 148 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:42:16 PM No.213317679
SeaChipsPitch-2
SeaChipsPitch-2
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Pitch me your movie that will redefine cinema and save Hollywood
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:44:54 PM No.213317724
a man burns the entire movie budget minus the production costs one dollar at a time
I feel like we can get a whole series out of this idea because the movie budget is hundreds of millions of dollars
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:45:54 PM No.213317752
boudicca
boudicca
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>>213317679 (OP)
Three hour long, very brutal (explicitly showing war crimes from both sides), historically accurate biopic of pic related could very well be the greatest Hollywood epic of all time.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:47:22 PM No.213317775
s-l1600
s-l1600
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>>213317679 (OP)
eva green, that is all
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:48:01 PM No.213317786
py26xdaq
py26xdaq
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Sure
>In a rare move, the District Attorney agrees for three co-defendants to be tried in the same trial. Hoffman, Dr. Gordon, and Logan are facing "justice" for their roles as Jigsaw's apprentices and their participation in the activities labeled as crimes by the state. The case has become a massive spectacle among the media and online true-crime podcast types, and the three defendants have been appropriately dubbed "the Jig3". As the court case progresses, we see a series of flashbacks. As a flashback ends, we see that the flashback story was being told by one of the survivors of one of the Jig3's tests. As the trial progresses, tensions escalate at an incredible pace and that has nothing to do with the media and podcasters trying to break down the doors to the court room and ambush key figures in the proceedings at the end of each day. While they initially appear to present a unified front, the Jig3 soon appear to be turning on each other. But there's a lingering sense that nothing in this trial is as it seems, and we soon discover that these court proceedings are connected to the twisted posthumous will and legacy of none other than John Kramer himself.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:49:41 PM No.213317815
we pay a homeless guy to let us follow him around for a year and edit all the highlights into a two hour movie
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:50:35 PM No.213317837
>>213317679 (OP)
Star Wars Episode 7 starring Sophie Thatcher as Luke's daughter who can only channel the force when she's naked
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:51:14 PM No.213317849
>>213317679 (OP)
Bring back spectacle. Not retarded pewpew capeshit arm wavy CGI nonsense. I mean real spectacle. Like massive real armies going to war, naval battles, the whole nine yards
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:00:33 PM No.213318061
>>213317752
>>213317849
Audiences literally don't give a shit about that type of nonsense. It's literally the reason that golden age of hollywood ended.
You can't just be like "look we've gotten 10,000 extras to painstakingly recreate the battle of 10 bridges in wikipedia-approved historical accuracy" and think people will show up because they won't care unless you give them a specific hook.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:01:11 PM No.213318076
>>213317815
That actually sounds like it could be indie kino
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:02:15 PM No.213318097
>>213318061
Boudicca has the classic archetypal revenge story of a warrior queen raising armies to avenge her daughters raped by foreign invaders. What more of a hook can you possibly give audiences? Her story is built for a blockbuster.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:06:57 PM No.213318214
>>213317679 (OP)
its called Harvey and Hitler do America
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:17:03 PM No.213318442
>>213318097
>historical epic with no magic or aliens
That's already gonna put off a lot of audiences.
>strong powerful female leader avenging the rape of her daughters
And you've just lost the chud audience and the family audience
>fighting against foreign invaders
And you've just lost the woke squad and a lot of third-worlders (who make up a lot of the audience-going public on huge blockbusters).
And if your film can at all be seen as sympathetic to a controversial current-day issue (like israel and the gaza affair) then you're actively risking boycotts.
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Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:19:09 PM No.213318500
>>213318442
maybe we don't deserve good movies anymore
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:30:39 PM No.213318805
>>213318442
The foreign invaders are Roman so offending the "woke crowd" is a non-issue and chuds aren't turned off by rape revenge fantasies, that's ridiculous. I Spit On Your Grave is constantly talked about here.