make all the leads sexy women
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onslaught, mr sinister, casting hot women, bring black panther back, make dr strange the true face of the avengers like he was supposed to be.
>>213318215this but make the sexy women anthro raccoons
>>213318199 (OP)Reboot it wholesale and start from scratch with less focus on the Avengers.
You can still have Tony and Steve around (played by different actors obviously) but don't make them the leads like they were up until now, maybe it can revolve around the FF this time since that foundation's already established.
>>213318199 (OP)Fire Kevin Feige and replace him with someone who actually likes comics and is not a DEI cultist
every film is some kind of anthology series with different mini stories, either one at a time, or different scenes adapted from different comic stories (either standalone or they interconnect).
that way, even if a film is 90% shit, people will say, "yeah but the Moon Knight story by John So-and-So was kino."
>>213318199 (OP)>how would (you) fix it?I would just hand it to Tencent.
>>213318199 (OP)Putting a, "Fire Sale, Everything Must Go" sign outside of their main building. That should fix it for good.
>>213318199 (OP)by removing its ovaries so it can no longer reproduce
>>213318199 (OP)I would just do what the original intent was in purchasing Marvel (and Star Wars). Make entertainment that appeals to and resonates with young men. That includes the female characters. When you have a creative team with this as the goal everything else will fall in to place more or less organically.
>>213318215This saaar cast sidney sweetie as spider girl please Mr fiege come to Bangalore
Pic related faithfully adapted as a quasi stand alone r-rated epic directed by the Godzilla Minus One guy. Written by Oeming himself or the Shogun tv series writers.
https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Ares
No idea who to cast as Ares.
Score by Shiro Sagisu (Evangelion)
Outfits and designs by the guys who did MOS/BVS for Snyder.
>>213318787Treat Amatsu Mikaboshi as a Ring/Grudge like horror villain of pure apocalyptic menace but on biblical scale (how Gorr should have been treated, fuck Taika, fuck him to hell)
>>213318199 (OP)the correct answer is let it die.
I would probably do weird shit if I was in charge like a man-thing/wolverine/ghost rider team up, doom and strange invade hell, mark gruenwald's squadron supreme, star brand from new universe complete with the weird spiteful ending, and punisher max.
I would listen, which is what no one else did
>>213318199 (OP)delete all the footage and archives then make capeshit taboo
>>213318669See Marvel Rivals. None of this is dead as some people claim. It just requires unapologetic leaning into the actual audience. Just like a Twilight, Hunger Games or Barbie would. It's only controversial here because they happen to be dudes.
>>213319527i watched all of Twilight recently, kept an open mind, tried to enjoy it as a teenage girl would.
laughed a few times at the absurdity of it all, but just as films, they're utter shite. same goes for the (first) book (only one i read)
>>213318199 (OP)I wouldn't.
I would listen to what it had to say, and that's what no-one did.
> Team with Madhouse again for a Thor anime series hyper faithfully adapting God Butcher/God Bomb to make up for the putrid cock sucking bullshit that was L&T.
> Directed by Yoshiaki Kawajiri (Highlander anime)
> Written by the guys who did BlueEyeSamurai.
> Hemsworth returns to voice Thor but it's not canon to the Mcu.
> Artstyle is closest to the X-Men anime series (Not the Wolverine series)
>>213319981>they're utter shiteI only care whether it resonates and provides value to the actual audience which it did. People would no doubt call superhero movies or star wars aimed at young dudes "utter shite" too. And from their perspective that may even be true. It's also completely irrelevant.
>>213320265that's fair. i was 100% in the mood for silly tween girl romance slop, felt like i didn't even get that.
obviously it was popular so it was for SOMEONE, but i think there's a point where you can reasonably say "that was just bad" (from outright technical mistakes, to shit like poor pacing or bad acting).
> Anti-Woke US Agent series.
> Alan Ritchson (Reacher) as Frank Simpson / Nuke.
> Have it look like it's going to be America=Bad/Red Scare=Bad evil woke garbage but then do a twist and have the real villain manipulating Nuke be Abdul Al-Rahman a Iranian villain from the Ultimate universe and have his motive be avenging Mohammad Mosaddegh and carrying out the pro-communist genocide the Soviet simp Mosaddegh inevitably would have done had he stayed in power.
>>213318199 (OP)give it back film rights to FOX, Sony and other minor - medium film studios.
It is clear dissney stuff is to "sanitazed" to take risks.
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> Forbid them from EVER doing any kinda Kraoka style far left woke extremist/hurting humans is justified/give Mutants a pass for atrocities because muh oppression BS. Make sure the X-Men stick with Xavier's vision of coexistence with humans/protecting humans from evil mutants and not demonizing or hurting innocent humans who are just scared of mutants.
> Forbid them from EVER having the telepaths mindrape or threaten to mindrape innocent people (or other mutants) especially over trivial offenses (the Cukoos made this black teen mutant forget his name and threatened to erase his sexual identity if he had a sexy thought about them again under Bendis)
> Forbid them from EVER having Magik hurt innocent people or sending them to hell as she did in that Doctor Strange academy book.
> Mandate that if they use Emma Frost that they take some notably influence from the restrained motherly version of her from the Madhouse anime, maybe directly adapt her sweet relationship with Armor.
> Mandate that they dial up the sex appeal in the coming X-Men era. Psylocke must have the swimsuit. Outfits should be much tighter fitting like Jessica Alba's F4 suit rather that the baggy BS Captain Marvel movie suit. Cleavage is rampant, especially on Domino. Swimsuit and thigh high boots on Storm. Forbid them from using CGI to tone down breast sizes like they did with The Little Mermaid.
> Grace Caroline Currey as Rogue? Give her the giant 80s/90s hair.
> Antje Traue as Domino? Give her a R-Rated mini series where she gets naked.
> Mandate no major race swaps.
>>213320105Wtf is that Hinata from Naruto?
>>213318199 (OP)Go back and restart at Avengers Age of Ultron, that's where a lot of MCU problems have their genesis.