Caturday edition
Old thread >>213307035

Whoopsie daisy

>Target the animal shelter.

I want to drink and do drugs and watch /trek/

Dukat did nothing wrong

>>213319001
hell yeah which trek do you wanna watch?

>>213318328
>>213318506
You know they're not going to. You even know why. Literally no fan demographic of significant size to warrant the expense. You could create your own with AI text-to-video, but you seethe about that too. Face it, grandpa...the world has passed you by, and you haven't even lived yet.

>>213319037
Im literally on the last of ds9, then gonna focus on voy. I like borg fights.

star trek sex with shran

I am surprised at the restraint in DS9 of not having a single borg episode (aside from them appearing in the pilot flashback). It was nice for them to not constantly be the villain.

>>213319037
lets watch In The Cards
In this episode, Jake Sisko, the son of station captain Benjamin Sisko, and his friend Nog try to acquire a baseball card, while running afoul of the Soulless Minions of Orthodoxy .

star trek sex with Dr. selar

>>213319062
>You could create your own with AI text-to-video, but you seethe about that too.
Sauce?

She cute. I really like how fully realized and developed the Enterprise crew feels already in season 1. "Shuttlepod One" might be one of my all time favorite Trek epsidoes

>>213319183
his ass

>>213318359
birth of the federation is better for those sorts of games, although the design is janky af, as said earlier its a bad copy of Masters of Orion

>>213319133
I agree. I think it was smart of them to go off in their own direction on a stationary object in space.

>>213319268

"bajorans could be here", he thought
"with a runabout, you can go anywhere"

>>213319171
excellent choice. the climax scene with Jake's bullshit is so fucking funny

>>213319268
Based

>>213319345
I think the visors are cool and I’m tired of pretending they’re not

>>213319345

>>213318867 (OP)
I just found out that Sheridan was in The Orville. To bad he was never in any other Star Treks.

>>213319183
Already being done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4AxM4nUz3Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtuI2TxFfBA
And then, you can consider making an effort.
https://www.google.com/search?q=ai+text+to+video
You certainly have the time on your hands.

>>213319399
dammit its bedtime for me, but I'd have a banger for this, it starts with
>Prophets could be here, Prophets could be anywhere
anyway next time too tired to do it right, good threads lads, see you next time

>>213318867 (OP)
Thread theme
>https://youtu.be/yiRjywbypLA

>>213319268
>>213319301
Based

THREADLY REMINDER that Nu Trek is not Star Trek and that Nu Trek fans are sub-human retarded doodie heads who probably stink like poopoo and are loser virgin faggots lol

I need to make a new series which Trek fans love and interact with.

I think you know, maybe I heckin' should write a Trek-like show. Maybe I heckin' should.

>>213319550
this shit is my jam

>>213319510
I meant the part where we seethe.

a new trek show should hire back Berman era trek writers and contemporary actual science fiction writers. otherwise all you'll keep getting is marvelslop with a star trek logo on it.

>>213319510
awww wittwe baaaby is your fee fee hurrts? wanna kwyyyyy?

>>213319563
>THREADLY REMINDER that Nu Trek is not Star Trek and that Nu Trek fans are sub-human retarded doodie heads who probably stink like poopoo and are loser virgin faggots lol
Can confirm. I met one once and now I have stopped telling people I watch Star Trek.

>>213319563
Threadly reminder that STTNG is nuTrek, no matter how much you wish it were otherwise.

He's gonna post the Shatner Star Trek sketch from SNL where he calls the fans losers next!

>>213319522
Sleep well anon. Your idea reminds me of a time I played a character who grew up on a freighter

>>213319570
They did already. It's called SNW. And I think a lot more folks would appreciate that fact And be more open to liking it. if it was the first NuTrek And if DISCO and PIC being so bad didn't taint the NuTrek brand.

>>213319735
>if it was the first NuTrek And if DISCO and PIC being so bad didn't taint the NuTrek brand
If SNW was the first NuTrek, more people would be shitting on it. It's only "good" in context of other NuTrek slop. I would argue that it's much more damaging to the brand's integrity than even STD. Turning Spock into Sheldon Cooper is a fucking war crime.

TNG needed more Tomalak. Should have at least been in a two parter

>>213319701
I think of it this way.
If they made the show today
It stars
An English man playing a French Jew Picard is Jewish
A Canadian playing riker
A black man playing word
A black man playing the Chief engineer
A Jew playing the counselor
A woman playing the doctor
A Jew playing a robot

This general would be melting down with original nuts going crazy unaware the first crew was a bisexual, gay man, black man, two Jews and a communist

>>213319811
You tried.

>>213319803
You've never seen the show. Spock is a chad in it. You are wasting your life hating things you've made up in your own mind.

>>213318867 (OP)
Am I the only one that finds it weird to call a male cat pretty?

>>213319641
>Berman era trek writers
But they all died of old age a long time ago.

>>213319849
yes

>>213319837
>Spock is a chad in it
Yeah, he just can't stop fucking his coworkers. Christ, what a disaster SNW is.

>>213319811
>>213319735
>>213319701
aww does wittuw baaby wanna own da chuuuuds waaaah waaaah waaah! goo goo gaa gaa!

>>213319871
You just said he was Sheldon.

>>213318867 (OP)
VAMOOSE YA LITTLE VARMINT

>>213319849
What's even weirder is that Spot was a girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhbi-9Ei3Po

LMAOOOOOO

>>213319856
Brannon Braga, Ronald D. Moore, Rene Ecchevarria, Joe Menosky, Ira Steven Behr, Kenneth Biller, Melinda Snodgrass are all still alive.

>>213319811
Complete horseshit fallacious argument.

There is no Gene Roddenberry in Nu Trek. You're underestimating the amount of fan trust Roddenberry had, that's what gave TNG the ability to live long enough to get good. And then TNG built up trust in the fans which allowed DS9 and VOY to survive, etc.
It's based on good will, based on GOOD STAR TREK, and there's been none in nu trek. There is no trust.

>>213319879
>refers to old trek fans as "chuds"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The last TNG movie should have been about the Iconians and archeology. Instead we got a shitty rip-off of the Wrath of Khan and then another shitty rip-off of the Wrath of Khan with Picard S3.

>>213319966
Yeah, but they're all senile, wear diapers, and eat applesauce. Old age comes for all of us. You, of all people, should realize that.

>>213319982
Not all of us took the propaganda to heart my friend, some of us actually see through it and like the show anyway

>>213319968
I literally named off the cast and you went off tangent ranting

If they came out now you nasty pieces of shit who seem to get dopamine rushes from being insulted would be in your little echo chambers attacking it.

Why is this gen full of broken morons who love being shit in fir acting like jackasses for making shit up

I mean what the fuck is this.

>>213319735
SNW is shit and one of you faggots tricked me into being optimistic about it so I was let down too. Go fuck yourself

Why just say online a day
Making shit up
Just to be insulted
To get a dopamine rush
I mean you morons clearly are trolling to be shit on
Everyday
Why

>>213320073
Every NuTrek show has a huge red warning sign in the credits saying "Producer by Alex Kurtzman". You really have no excuse if you got punked.
NuTrek won't be good until that parasite is ousted from the company.

See he's just saying jackass nasty shit so he gets insulted and he knows it
He's addicted to being shit on same with the others
Human toilets

>>213320050
I'm pretty sure you have no idea where you are or what /trek/ anons are like

>>213320143
See

More dumb shit just to be insulted
Why

Why are you a human toilet

what set off the schitzo again

>>213320179
See

Why are you a human toilet

>>213320103
Your mistake is thinking all star trek fans pay attention to important details like "producer" and "Warner Brothers"
That is all just garbage that get in the way of the tv show

>>213320179
He got banned from memory-alpha.

Why does this always have 3 human toilets at least

>>213320202
The fact Alex Kurtzman is the head honcho is a well-known fact. I simply refuse to watch anything with his name attached to it, saves me a lot of time and nerves.

>>213320179
the same thing that always sets him off... oldtrek grandpas seething, trolling, and bullying. you bring this on yourselves, dumbasses

Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie.
That is all.

>>213320236
Saying dumb shit and being treated like a human toilet is not trolling you zoomer

>>213320233
I must start learning from the masters

>ACK!

>>213320134
>Human toilets
Literally my fetish to shit on women

>>213319811
>the first crew was a bisexual, gay man, black man, two Jews and a communist
Name names! I didn't know any TOS actors were bi or gay.

>>213320310

>>213320321
See. Human toilet

>>213320321
>I didn't know any TOS actors were bi or gay
who the fuck are you people and how did you find this place?

>>213320246
By Grabthar's hammer.

>>213320310
I love posting this image

>>213320359
He's just doing a human toilet.

>>213320246
By Grabthar's hammer.
You're correct.

It's highly doubtful that any of these shows made from 2017 to 2027 (at the latest) will be remembered for as long as the 1966-2005 ones have.

>>213319811
none of the characters were gay. actors are not characters and vice versa. this is just weak theory of mind autism shit masquerading as revisionism.

>>213320417
They'll live forever in ignominy, don't worry.
We always remember the great tragedies and wrongs of history.

>>213320417
>TEN FUCKING YEARS OF KURTZMAN

>>213320442
The power of nepotism. Being JJ's hanger-on can really get you this kind of job for 10 fucking years.

Hollywood really needs to completely collapse under the weight of its own ego.

>TOS
>three Jews (Shatner, Nimoy, Koenig)
>TNG
>one Jew (Spiner)
>DS9
>one Jew (Shimerman)
>VOY
>zero Jews
>ENT
>zero Jews
What did they mean by this?

>>213320394
I love that movie. Honestly strange new worlds has that vibe. I know it's not for everyone but it's cozy and wholesome

>>213320469
Probably who makes me angrier than Kurtzman is Akiva Goldsman, who has produced nothing but SLOP in the past 30 years, but because he was also part of JJ's troupe, he gets to be second in command.

>>213320480
Um...both Robert Picardo and Ethan Phillips have Jewish heritage.

>>213320502
It's turtles all the way down, anon.

>>213320485
ok but what if you aren't a little weak baby pooping your diaper and crying all day?

>>213320502
So why aren't you writing fanfic, to show the whole world how much better you could do Star Trek, if only you were given the chance? I mean, you're not just an entitled dullard who rants and raves all day, expecting others to make an effort while you make none, are you?

>>213320555
In that case you'd like strange new worlds. Also foundation got really good.

>>213320533
>batman & robin
>amazing spider man 2
>transformers
>a bunch of other shitty shit shit
>gets put in charge of picard (seasons 1-2)

>>213320582
If your name is Goldsman and you're on the inside of the system, you can't fail somehow.

>>213320567
>So why aren't you writing fanfic
I wrote a 140 page spec script. I don't do "fanfic".

>>213320580
awww pooor baaaby who hurt yooooouuuuu was it da mean old chuuuds? awwww your pooor feeewings!

>>213319000
Did voyager have a mirror universe episode? Why is she wearing gloves?

>>213320604
Don't be anti-Ferengic

>>213320555
then i wouldn't fit in with all of you

>>213320637
What? You lost me man.

>>213320624
Really? So you're some sort of Hollywood insider that can actually get his screenplays read? No? Then it's fanfic.

>>213320700
It's not fanfic because I'm not a fan. I fucking hate Star Trek.

>>213320711
Why are you here.

>>213320688
>>213320674
babys don't understand language so yeah you don't fit in and you don't understand.

>>213320727
Man you gotta stop with the gibberish
Tone doesn't carry with text.
Just state your point. You are confusing everyone.

>>213320765
you poooooor baaaby you got your fee fees hurt and cant stop kwyyyying waaah waahh you aww sooo saaad dat we dont want nuuutreeeek

>>213320807
Probably should wipe the meta data out
Your location tracker is on and tagging things you've saved. Test it. Google store near me.
Dumbass lol

I wish the Star Trek fandom had at least half of Star Wars' fandom resistance to nuslop.

>>213320646
That's Warship Janeway from "Living Witness." Arguably an even better version of the mirror universe.

>>213320857
uh oh, baby pooped his diaper! now hes aaaangwy!

>>213320726
He only likes Star Trek when it's being "self-aware" about how much it sucks. So basically the reddit millennial type of person.

Oh my God it's all his memes
Dude check for stores near you in Google
They'll pop right up around you
Your location is tagged on your memes in the meta data in code. Lol
Maybe it's in purpose

>>213320646
>>213319000
>>213320870
One of the best Voyager episodes, always worth a recommend.

STOP POSTING MEMES WITH YOUR PHYSICAL ADDRESS IN THEM DUMBASS LOL
TURN OFF LOCATION TRACKING OR TRACKER LOL

>>213320711
That's not the flex you think it is.

>>213320911
wittwe baby made a uh oh messy in his diaper! wheres his moommyyy!

>when you get banned from memory-alpha

You can really tell when the resident nu trek spammer doesn't take his meds

>>213320911
>>213320950
4chan has long stripped all metadata from posted images, but nice LARP anyway.

>>213319725
lmao that guy grew up on a freighter but the writers gave him rock climbing as his hobby.

I keep forgetting his name, we always called him Laredo since they copied him from Galaxy Quest. and even in one movie Laredo got more personality than Mayweather did in 4 seasons

>>213321010
dude that's the old trek grandpa

>>213321080
>rock climbing hobby on a pre-holodeck ship
>growing up on a low warp freighter where it would take years between planets
Rick Berman is a great EP for Star Trek but a god awful writer.

>>213321010
The fact he's been on a daily meltdown ever since it was announced that SNW was cancelled, like that was the catalyst of his schizophrenia

>>213320950
baby wants to watch nuuutrek! baby is mad at good trek! gay new worlds does NOT suck! waaaah waaaah waaaah!

>>213321114
making fun of nutrek is fun

>all of the big fat black women in the starfleet academy show
bbppppfffffff HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOOOOO MAN HAHAHAHAHA

>>213320916
voyager and tng are the only trek shows I really can watch over and over so far in my life. I love the planet of the week trek style best.

>>213321156
>good trek
>spock's brain
>5th movie
whatever you say, brainlet

>>213321282
"Brain? Brain? What is brain?!" is better dialogue than this and it's not even close.

>>213320555
Can't argue with trips but why are you obsessed with diapers? Are you that anon that insists that Ezri Dax wore diapers?

>>213319007
>impregnated a bajoran whore.
>nothing wrong.

>>213320203
How does someone get banned from a wiki? Asking for a friend

>>213321444
TWO Bajoran whores in fact.

Is there a torrent out yet for the DS9 4K remaster?

>>213321488
>1488
Kek

>>213320203
Huh? wat? How does one get banned from a wiki? Are you the nutrek spammer?

>>213321369
Did you have a bad experience with math, anon? Like how your utter inability to grasp it left you with incontrovertible evidence that you're a brainlet? Is that how you ended up a NEET? Math is your friend! It's distilled logic! You know, like Spock! You want to be like Spock, don't you? Well, not like Spock without his brain, like in that one awful episode.

>>213321369
>I like science.
>Hamlet? HELL yeah.

>>213321687

>>213321687
baby cant stop crying!

>>213321488
>Those digits

>>213320236
>I got called retarded for...being retarded you all brought this on yourselves!!
You really are seriously mentally unstable

>>213321687
Yes, anon, the reason why a professional military officer saying "This is the power of math people!" like a giddy college student while everyone in the background LITERALLY FUCKING CLAPS is bad is because I personally do not like math.

Take your fucking meds.

>>213319701
Lol there it is as I said last thread you are going to have a melt down and you can't help it, fucking hell, seek help

I love old trek

>>213321796
>gets taken advantage of by a scheming female and her worthless, unsuccessful offspring
Worst. Nagus. Ever.

>>213321796
I told you you'd have a total meltdown and here it is, what is wrong with you? Oh wait you aren't the nutrek tranny you are some completely different anon right? Seriously what is wrong with you?

Why don't they just make SNW or LD specific threads and discuss the shows there?

>>213321882
they don't even discuss them here. almost like discussion isn't actually possible and they just want to antagonize people.

>>213321882
I made a webm of them checking out the Vulcan girl but now I can't find it.

>>213321846
Not my Nagus!p8a2t

>>213321369
so cringe

written for toddlers. literally and figuratively preaching to the audience.
"see kids? math! yeah. cool, right?! those future people did math... see? and make sure to use they/them if they ask you to."

>>213321954
Nagus Neelix is best Nagus. If you know you know

>>213321914
There seems to be a suicidal troll who doesn't like star trek here trying to get attention everyday.

>>213321882
He's said multiple times he will try and invade and fuck up /trek/ he's got disassociated personality disorder, he's stated over and over his only goal is to ruin /trek/ threads and even if he had his own thread to talk to himself he would come here anyway because all he cares about is ruining things for other people. He's a hateful bitter mockery of life.

I'm glad I didn't watch Voyager as a kid, I would've ripped my dick off to her.

i have never watched discovery. why is she called michael?

>>213322022
Well that’s not very nice of him. I like Star Trek

>>213321723
>obvious projection
t. NEET

>>213321776
Starfleet isn't the military. They're explorers. Did you just start watching the franchise yesterday or something?

>>213322073
There is no such thing as gender in the future, chud.

>>213322143
you are not right in the head, seek help

>>213322022
I actually totally agree with you. It's beyond trolling.

>>213322176
you aren't fooling anyone schizo

>>213321776
>hurr durr u must be on meds after all i have been since i was 3 and look how well that turned out for me
someday you may become self-aware, and are you ever going to be embarrassed by how you've acted for literally decades

>>213322073
subvert expectations?

it's never specifically mentioned
(sarcasm) and that's a good thing! (end sarcasm)

it's just assumed that at some point in the future names get gender flipped like Taylor and Parker or whatever, and the fact that they did it with "Michael" is an extra (groan worthy) "whoa!" that the series is constantly over-the-top with.

>>213321882
This thread is for all /trek/, whether the gatekeepers like it or not.
>>213321914
>>213322022
I'll believe that the day the grandpas stop posting things like "fuck nuTrek". You're the problem here and you just can't deal.

>>213322237
She literally explains it.

>>213322221
but will you ever become self aware? thats the real question you are a hateful bitter little troll who hates that we like star trek you only want to tear down and destroy things other people like. It must be a very sad existence.

If you are looking up why she's called Michael Burnham after you said that consider a new website.

>>213319399
>"There could be Bajorians here." he thought. His furious rage was growing so intense he was almost distracted by the prospect of making the fule burst into flames. "Those arrogant Bajorians are so ignorant, they are capable of anything!" Durring this interlude of thought, his mind briefly flashed to Kira; the Bajorian female that had captured his affections...

>>213322277
you run on hate and bitterness, you don't like anything you simply hate that we do. Nothing about you is positive you exist only to tear down and seethe over stories that you don't even care about its only that other do care. Have you ever heard the parable about the dog in the manger? thats you, its not that you want th food in the manger its just that you hate the fact others do.

>>213322237
>Executive producer Aaron Harberts spoke to TV Guide and explained the reason for calling the character a traditionally male name, explaining, "We've worked on many shows with Bryan and it's a motif. It's his signature move to name his lead women with names that would typically be associated as male."[8] He felt the name was "cool and different"[9] and pitched it himself explaining, "[I was] thinking of female columnist Michael Sneed,

>Michael Sneed

>>213322444
Michael Charles Sneed

>>213322176
>Starfleet isn't the military. They're explorers. Did you just start watching the franchise yesterday or something?
Yeah, remember when Kirk had to watch Edith Keeler die and then Spock awkwardly said
>Uh, yeah... so that just happened
and then everybody clapped?

>>213322073
The writer always includes a woman with a traditionally male name, he's not even trying to push some gay political angle or anything he does it because he thinks it's quirky.

>>213322208
I haven't heard of that movie before. Is it any good? Does it at least hold your attention? Does it trigger major seething in grandpas?

>>213322315
>>213322395
I like Trek just fine. I don't like seething, bullying, gatekeeping petty tyrants. And as much as you wish it were so, there's a difference between that and being a fan.

>>213322562
as has been said, you exist only to hate and bitterly seethe that we like something and you like nothing you only hate that people like things and you can't understand that so you try and ruin it for them.

>>213322611
nutrek is still gay. poop your diaper some more.

>>213319999
>another shitty rip-off
>Star Trek II (1982): Genetic freak from the past has a superweapon and wants revenge
>Star Trek Insurrection (1998): Genetic freaks from the past have a superweapon and want revenge
>Star Trek Nemesis (2002): Genetic freak from the past has a superweapon and wants revenge
>Star Trek (2009): Romulan from the future(!) has a superweapon and wants revenge
>Star Trek Into Darkness (2013): Genetic freak from the past has a superweapon and wants revenge
>Star Trek Beyond (2019): Genetic freak from the past has a superweapon and wants revenge
>Star Trek Section 31 (2025): Dead guy from the past has a superweapon and wants revenge

>>213322511
>he's not even trying to push some gay political angle or anything he does it because he thinks it's quirky

This came up in my recs. I don't have time to watch it right now but it's just all the DS9 guys talking specifically about Far Beyond the Stars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI7wR7yjtds

at 0800 hours, station time

>>213322611
you don't like star trek your only objective here is to seethe and try and make everything awful for people who actually do like star trek, you've said it over and over, you hate star trek you hate that we like star trek and your only goal here is to "troll" peole who do like star trek. That is literally your only goal to hatefully bitterly make things difficult for people who actually like star trek. It makes you so so angry that people are enjoying things and you are left out. Your narcissism goes beyond average, you legit have a serious mental issue, full blown narcissistic schizophrenia. Its fascinating tbqh seeing a ful blown mental case in the wild, someone should conduct a study.

>>213322689

>>213322627
>as has been said
Passive voice, used to pretend your opinions have more support than they actually do. Nice try, but you're fooling no one.
>>213322672
You literally just did it again. I'm here until you learn how to play nice.

>>213322725
I wish Avery would do more fan things like this but I get that he wanted to step away from the famous life too.

>>213322820
How do they wipe in the future? Is it like some sort of three shells bidet/sonic shower setup? Cannon only

>>213322811
I have NOT said that over and over. My beef is with the seething, bullying, gatekeeping petty tyrants, not the franchise. You are apparently unable to separate the two. I like Star Trek just fine. It boggles the mind that Star Trek "fans" like you are so unlike the utopian vision portrayed in the shows.

>>213322867
>Cannon only
Sounds painful.

>>213322867
Yeah, prolly a higher tech version of the Jap's special toilets. BTW... would it have KILLED the writers to include someone taking a piss or dump on the Enterprise so we weren't left to speculate???

>>213322836
The other anon said it you narcissistic schizo, hence
>as has been said
you are here because you are a sad pathetic narcissist who is desperate for attention. If you'd like to read my more expanded thoughts on the matter please feel free they are here >>213322811
Now then last (you) continue with your weekly mental break down and please consider seeking help

>>213322867
All I know for sure is the door to the commode looks like this.

>>213322952
It's really that difficult for you to just play nice. is it?

>>213323004
damn that just looks awful. like a janky futuristic port-o-potty.

>>213323102
you must hate trek then

Lego Trek leaked

$500

>>213319804
I wish this actor was in more stuff. He's always kino.

>>213323958
Based one armed man appreciator

>>213320442
Try 15.

>>213323827
Pardon my french but that looks like heated feces.

Bros
DS9 reunion. Could it ever be possible?

>Sisko return whilst Jake and Kassidy just so happen to be visiting the station
>Julian and Ezri's mutt babies
>Kira marrying Quark and still running DS9
>Odo conveniently doesn't need to make an appearance of course
>Molly O'Brien and Wesley Crusher get married or something idk

>>213324147
No Odo, no Nog, and we're just going to lose more and more. Too late probably.

>>213324300
but Odo's gone canonically in the show anyway. He's not necessary.
Nog can probably be captaining a galaxy class starship in the Delta quadrant or some shit.

>>213324342
bro...

>>213324342
Nog went to go live on a farm upstate, where he can run and play all day with other nogs.

>>213324342
>Odo's gone canonically in the show
What, you don't want any sort of Changeling/Dominion involvement in a DS9 reunion?

Also Sisko is "gone canonically" as well but that doesn't mean anything. Odo can come back from the Link and Sisko can come back from getting those cigarettes he told Kassady he was going to get.

>>213324147
>no bad guys

what's the point

>>213324430
Turns out, there's a borg... KING.

>>213324430
well we haven't met the borg king yet
>>213324455
I was LITERALLY about to say that holy FUCK

>>213324455
No I mean no Kai Winn No Dukat No Damar No Weyoun you know like, all my favorite characters? I don't care about no stupidass newfag badguy that's just the BORG AGAIN

>>213324476
/trek/ is a mindmeld

>>213324417
kek
original ending had Sisko saying he wouldn't be black but Avery forced them to reshoot it because of the anti black father connotations

ending would have been far better if he said he was fucking off forever IMO
gives it a complete sense of closure desu
makes it more melancholy too

>>213324500
dude...

>>213324537
I'm not saying it's feasible or anything I'm just saying to be it would be like a cake with no icing or something. Like yeah it's still nice but it kinda fucking sucks.

>>213324584
What would become of the Vorta and Jem'Hadar after Odo cures the changelings and convinces them to pacify (presumably)?
Let them all die out or restructure their purpose to be peaceful diplomats a-la Federation Gamma Quadrant edition.

I could totally see a Weyoun 2.0 being utilised for that purpose after they re-establish the cloning facilities.
Again it would like the adversary but my thoughts on a reunion wouldn't be a film or a series per-se, perhaps more so a one-off extended episode or something.
Or a short film.
idk.

>>213323958
If you don't already know, check him out as G'Kar in B5

>>213324676
>like the adversary
LACK**

>>213324676
>What would become of the Vorta and Jem'Hadar after Odo cures the changelings and convinces them to pacify (presumably)?
i hadn't thought of that before but...their mission is pretty much genetically hardcoded into them right? like, the mission of violence and subjugation as part of subservience to the Founders because that's what they were bred for so like if the Founders suddenly change the mission, the existing ones are kind of just obsolete right? I think they'd just live out their natural lives in meaningless existences because they no longer serve a purpose and die out or, just all eat their cyanide pills knowing they're no longer useful to the Founders and not being able to bear the failure and make way for the next generation of peacetime versions of themselves. it could get bleak as fuck if they wanted to go down that rabbit hole in that direction.

also i just want to say i hate the
>The Changelings are reformed
ending because literally nothing happened to them except they got sick for a while after being arguably the most evil and despicable enemy in Star Trek. the Great Link really should have been nuked from orbit. there's still the 1000 spore changelings or whatever out there so it's not a true genocide.

>>213325021
All the hate is saved for Dukat, who was just a crazy old man by the end of the series, while the Founders get off clean, yes. The hypocrisy of DS9's ending is astonishingly terrible. Somehow Dukat is considered more evil than the Founders. It's impossible to take seriously.

>>213321490
Based question poser

Why is Starfleet Academy costume design so lazy and haphazard when SNW's costume design is on point?

>>213323004
But I go in there every day early to make sure that lots of people go after me

>>213324455
Problematic sweaty

>>213325021
The changelings did nothing wrong tho

>>213325438
both are shit

>>213325645
oh spare me your nonsensical vortaposting. the changelings are so fucking EVIL. even Odo was terrible at times and he's supposed to be a good guy,

gays are bad people

>>213323073
baby needs a diaper change, he won't stop crying!

Alright tv show idea
I call it Star Trek: P.i.s.s
Most of the episodes circle around peeing on the female hot crew members and alien species from outside the galaxy who aim to kill everyone and the galaxy has to unite. I'm thinking it will be silicon based life that killed all biological and can't change it's programming
Lots of piss of course

Best Riker episode? I like when he calls out Jellico

>>213322892

>>213325839
I like the one with his transporter clone. Also the one where he's going nuts because of the Borg invasion.

>>213325725
Consider the following: humans and their relationship with dogs. Dogs are essentially domesticated wolves, once wild savage creatures that we were able to bring into the fold. Dogs were valued allies, workers and friends. We used them to help us hunt, tend our flocks, guard our land. In return we offered them safety and a stability that they could never experience as wild animals. Some might argue we owe our modern existence to the successful collaboration between men and dogs back when times weren’t so soft. Now that things are easier for us, we don’t really need their help, but we do enjoy their companionship. We now breed them simply for our own amusement into twisted bastardizations of their wild form. We don’t mind inbreeding them to the point that they suffer from what must be horribly painful genetic disorders: hip displasia, twisted bowels, pugs whose eyes have a tendency to pop out spontaneously, all so some vain bitch can carry one around in her purse. And what of their noble ancestors, the wolves? The seed stock from which we derived so much? We drive them away from our lands, murder them on masse when it suits us. Tell me again what the Founders did wrong that we haven’t done ourselves? You can’t

>>213325803
Seethe all you want, but remember, that's what keeps this state of affairs going.

>>213325959
i know you tried really hard with this but it's just really obvious and boring so i can't even humor it for the sake of carrying on with a devil's advocate or whatever. do better next time.

>>213325742
I really hope he dies before Shatner

>>213325986
Baby throws a tantrum when his diaper is full! Lol poor poor baby!

>>213325959
The vain bitch that carries a dog around in her purse isn't the one driving wolves from the lands and murdering them en masse. If you mean to blame individual humans for the sings of others they haven't even met, your argument kind of falls apart. Perhaps you should leave the room you grew up in, in your mommy's house, go outside, and touch grass.

>>213326029
>>213326179
Shame. I thought Trek fans were supposed to be the smart ones

>>213325839
he was an arrogant prick in that episode
For me it's Future Imperfect (where he's convinced he's travelled 16 years in the future)

really really loved A Matter of Honor in S2 too.
If you had already seen DS9 and watch that for the first time then the episode sucks. But the Klingons were still so exotic and mysterious at that time. Seeing Riker gradually ingratiate himself to them was very fun.
Then Jadzia comes along and has the ability to do it with every single Klingon she comes across.

>>213326378
your argument is not smart.
>you say the changelings are evil yet you belong to a race that has also done evil things. curious!

ho fucking hum. that's why i said do better.

voyager and tng are the best trek ds9 isn't trek enough for me tbqh

>>213326432
nta but now I'm thinking about a premise for an episode where a population of "wild" Vorta is discovered and for some convoluted reason they have to interact with the domesticated Vorta.

>>213326522
i would be curious to see them in their natural monkey form

>>213326522
Then write some fanfic! It's better than just sitting on your dead ass and seething all day!

>>213326564
Are you still banned from memory-alpha lol

Just popped in this thread after a bit. Is nutrek baby still crying and throwing a tantrum because he knows it sucks but is in deep denial?

>>213326536
I was thinking it would be something like the TNG episode where the planet of snooty British volcels has to partner up with the planet of horny Irish.

>>213326585
Never was. You're thinking of someone else.

If you couldn’t keep up with the plot we hot on 5&0 heard you thought bout leaving here alive I ain’t gon let you though this is not a place you at confession hold your question who you think you is put your daddy on me with a razor tracheotomy and you think that I won’t shoot you and walk free with my whole conscience clean?

Woof! Put your shit in shoes and huddle fore you hustle cause you all gone pull just muscles while my trigger finger itching making due just counting digits and yeah I get a kick of that little under table stack for fooling round my betters think I’m joking asking where it’s at cause I’m reminded back to sliming in address wasn’t mine praying wouldn’t catch a dime thought you saw it news and knew you couldn’t pick and choose when I was even lower fucking with daughter hadn’t ate high on heron let me get a sip a water realized it’s all lies broke bitches corn fed weak walls small minds while mines paradise couldn’t teach it to em so i put it in yeah im on on my Old Testament but these some geezer niggas

>a lot of niggas thought I was black they didn’t know I was Puerto Rican ya heard me?
https://youtu.be/sAX1lWP9PfY?si=crpv_T_WQggGsdDh

>>213325742
At least they keep a clean ass. I doubt most the anons itt can say the same

why did changelings never shapeshift into black people?

>>213326607
Shut your ugly mouth you stupid fat bitch and your stupid little head you stupid dumb stupid idiot you are the only person that has ever had the chance and you have no clue ugly ugly ugly

>>213327516
Tuvok was the first African-American Vulcan.

>>213327533
That’s not true he had parents so you’re gonna need to punch your head. Simple rules and customs like this keep society going. I want a good firm punch to your head now go on

>>213327481
I have to shower after I make toilet.

Does holodeck sex count?

>>213327662
No. Punch your head

>>213318867 (OP)
I’m commandeering this thread. The new topic will be punching the heads of the threads participants, as well as the following thread, and so forth, in perpetuity

>>213324507
/trek/ eats poop

>>213319007
He was WHITE!

TNG was its own thing.

>>213319133
DS9 sucked. You make a good point as to why. The well had run dry. All the goin ideas were gone by the end of tngs second season. They needed to to regroup. Thank God SNW finally came along and I can get healthy erections without the use of excessive force or bloodloss

>>213327954
You mean gay?

>>213328046
The rigid protocol of TNG is what kept the fans in check.

I brought you into this Star Trek and I can take you out of it. Never forget it

>>213326492
Ds9 is slice of life anime with best villain

>>213328080
Kept the fans in check? What the fuck does that mean? Do you think the tone of society is dictated by a television show? You think the behaviors of the fans are a result of the show and not everything else? Anon? Ann pls

Literally LA & SF

>>213319062
Not to sound like a mouth breathing jeet, but in the next ten years AI will probably be able to generate episodes of old tv shows based on user written scripts.

>>213328229
Youre replying to a literal baby with poopy diapers

Can we stop the infighting please?

>>213328212
Big win for ya esl. You never forget to post it. Meanwhile your country been like that and ours only gets like that in places they welcome you

>>213326179
The point I was trying to make with that one, brainiac, is that in some respects we’re collectively worse than the founders. They breed races for a specific purpose: they need diplomats and obedient warriors so that’s what they make. We collectively breed abominations for what amounts to shits and giggles. Do better

>>213328298
https://youtu.be/FeK67W2YXbw?si=0CX0opIlfaP2KvwB

>>213328229
It's already happening.

>>213328340
I don't breed dogs. I don't even have a god. I am innocent of your charges.

>>213328397
Before Mexicans were gay you could trust a little ayayay but now you gotta translate the last part before papi cause she might be telling you she got a dick nigga stay safe God bless

Alright I've been watching the new Strange new worlds show.
It's nu-trek (which is bad) but it's better than the other nu-treks, barely watchable but I didn't turn it off instantly.
If they had better actors that weren't clearly DEI hires it would do a lot better.
The latest episode with the holodeck REALLY shows how bad some of the actors really are.
The security lady: Better than expected, suffers from bad character and writing.
The vulcan: Pretty good
The Captain: Not good
The fake kirk: Weak but passable
The nurse: Fairly weak
The doctor: Really weak
The fat black lady: Extremely bad
The driving lady: not bad but suffers from a terrible character and bad writing.
Fake scotty: OK.

Anyway, the show is too "modern", the writers and producers are brainrotted sadly, either too old or too indoctrinated.

>>213328340
>Do better
Shut up bitch I’ll eat all your groceries while you do my laundry

>>213328482
You should go out for all these roles! I’m sure you can do better!

I looked up other actresses that auditioned or tried for the part of Seven of Nine, going to post 'em

First the chick who played Callisto from Xena, Hudson Leick.

>>213328511
He’s gay that was his big glaring flamboyant mistake. Getting cummed

>>213328522
>I’m sure you can do better!
Intrinsically true for some of them.
In any case I have no interest in being an actor, acting is for weak people who are desperate for approval.

>>213328536
forgot pic

>>213328536
>>213328573
Next is this chick, Jessica Collins. Big fake tits but definitely doesn't quite look right for the part. She was later in the VOY episode Before and After

>>213328565
I’m sure you have a massive amount of buying power in this decision and you wouldn’t like to star in Star Trek one bit. I’m also sure you aren’t a huge cringey fucktard crippled by a terminal case of fomo that went sour and turned into a generalized hate for joy, success, love, basic human connection and its ever elusive captors. The cult of personality

>>213328573
I actually think this chick mogs the hell out of Jeri Ryan. She must be a terrible actress so god knows how she would've handled the role.

>>213328654
Wow you sound like a real fun fag to hang around with.
Anyway I would never join star trek.
I would be more likely to be one of the people on a real ship.
Pic related.

>>213328573
Literally my first erection , thanks lady.

>>213328451
Were they handing these out at fan events? I like to think Trekkies are more hygienic than Nintendo fans.

>>213328419
I’ll let you off on a technicality

>>213328495
Asl?

>>213328682
Hudson plays "crazy bitch" way better than "cold, former borg regaining her humanity"
also Braga was banging Ryan at the time

>>213327533
>Tuvok was the first African-American Vulcan.

>name him Tupac

decent bit

>>213329219
i always wondered why his name starts with T since that breaks the naming convention

last for major kira <3

>>213328682
More feminine face shape. I think Jeri's blue eyes and more Chad jaw fit with her being the best example of human DNA to the Borgias though.

>>213329318
her colonel haircut was cute but ezri was cuter

>>213329507
>her colonel haircut was cute
it wasn't, compared to her normal haircut.

>>213321147
>>213321080
To be fair at that point they were desperate to give Travis something to do in an episode, no matter how dumb it sounded. The actor was a block of wood so they never bothered trying to draw on the hook of the character ("has space lore")
I think by the end he was going entire episodes without a line

>>213329817
that's not true, right at the end they gave him that reporter girl or whatever who was all into him who was also not a good actor

alright, watching the 2nd TOS movie now.

>>213329881
>oy vey, we just realized we cancelled you before the explicit race mixing scene!
>get in the last episode, berman, that's an order!

>>213330076
But what did you think of The Motion Kino?

>>213330232
>>213330232
>>213330232
new

>>213330180
a pleasant watch.

>>213330255
good

>>213328482
It's like they don't have any ideas, or never watched more than a few episodes of any Star Trek.
A. Fucking. Holodeck. In the 2260s