Come up with a Netflix series set here.

>>213319081 (OP)
a serial killer goes onto a cruise and begins to pick people off one by one.

When the pandemic broke, they locked an entire boat down and all the passengers had to stay in their tiny cabins for 33 days. The claustrophobic horror film writes itself

Titanic happens again but it's multiple icebergs instead of just one

>>213319081 (OP)
>Stephen King's Langoliers...but it takes place on a Carnival cruise ship

White lotus knockoff but full of black people

>>213319198
For a cruise ship that’s a massive room. I went on a cruise with my parents when I was 12 and it was barely big enough for some bunkbeds and a toilet.

>>213319198
Same thing happened to me when I was in the navy. We were on the ass end of a 5th fleet deployment when the lockdowns started, that shit fucking sucked!

>>213319081 (OP)
Poop Ship.

>>213319081 (OP)
Gopher is selling fentanyl in Acapulco when all hell breaks loose

Shit and piss everywhere

>>213319081 (OP)
Entire boat is rented by a single, white, wealthy businessman, exploiting the underprivileged crew. After a flash storm and unexpected power loss a gay black cook decides to take matters into his own hands.

>>213319249
Also this, cruise ships are nothing but niggerridden hellholes these days

>>213319081 (OP)
Various black and brown cruise staff dealing with insufferable le cringe white racist passengers who are all obese pasty Americans or some type of German tourists caricature

^^lol @ this seething brownoid

Posedian Adventure Reboot with a seriel killer added to it.

>>213319480
based retard

>>213319493
brownoid

>>213319081 (OP)
Speed 2 : Cruise Control : The Series

The Phillypino cooks and the shenanigan they get into. Having sex with the guests. Doing drugs. Stealing from supplies.

>>213319530
I pitched a Speed 3 that took place on the space shuttle but I was told it was insensitve to the Columbia disaster. I'm like bitch that was 40 years ago.

I honestly never saw the appeal of cruise ships

>High class ships are full of Boomers while the low class ones are ghetto gangbangerrs
>Even if you travel to other ports you have to be back at certain times
>Can't travel outside of it. If you don't like the activities you'll become bored of your mind

>>213319564
A walking dead spinoff but the crew goes le crazy and starts killing and eating the tourists.

>>213319254
That's an average cabin on a cruise ship now (presuming you opted for one with a balcony)

>>213319599
Eh. If this is your practice run for twitter I think you need to go back to the drawing board friend

>>213319602
>I honestly never saw the appeal of cruise ships
They're not for pasty shut-ins who can't manage their own time

>>213319081 (OP)
WW3 hits, nice nuclear fire and all. Ships at sea and people are unsuree what to do. Most big cities are glowing craters, survivers for sure not cooperative. Crew gets killed early on, passengers, gangs emerge... So drama on board, monster of the week when other ships are met, exploration episodes when they try to find a port...

>>213319610
Or theres a serial killer cook whos secretly feeding his victims to the guests

>>213319081 (OP)
Hunger Games but Squid Games.
Fully booked cruise.
Ten are chosen every day and must fight to the death in the open area in the back, only one may survive, the bodies are thrown off the back of the boat.
Once you win a fight you can't be picked again until all the first round fights are done.
There is spotty and minimal security presence from the crew, who are the ones running the game, so assassinations and protection gangs are a constant factor.
Everyone is catered to as if they were rich and could cover everything in the meantime though.
A luxurious cruise but death could be around every corner.
Also, there are hidden immunity idols as well as contests ranging from hitting high scores in the arcade to get idols as a prize to trivia contests on top deck or drinking contests or arm wrestling contests or so on, held by the crew.
The immunity idols get you through to the next round as if you'd won your group of ten, and you can use them as soon as you win them or if you have a secret one and are worried about assassination or something if they know you're through, you can wait to play it right as you're picked for the fight group.
>>213319263
>get paid to do nothing, aaaaa
lol
did you not bring books?

>>213319388
so triangle of sadness

>>213319081 (OP)
Boat Trip remake

>>213319638
It was on the SS Norway, during its twilight years before it was scrapped. And I never went on another cruise again because paying a bunch of money to ride around on a boat is dumb (also the demographics of your average cruise passenger have shifted greatly since the late 1990s). So my only first hand experience is a boat built in France in 1960.

>>213319703
Not bad, it's like a Waterworld series but nukes.
Could have a good first season and a mediocre second one.

>>213319859
>So my only first hand experience is a boat built in France in 1960.
Your ideas of accommodation onboard is a bit out of date is all

>>213319602
I see the appeal personally
>go with gf or friends, alone sounds shit
>get drunk and explore ship
>get drunk and eat
>get drunk and explore ship some more
I happen to like ships though

>>213319703
On The Beach by Neville Shute. They made a few movies based on the book called...On The Beach.

>>213319081 (OP)
Resident Evil Dead Aim.

>>213319703
>>213319889
>>213319998
Similar plot in that tv show where an aircraft carrier is at sea when a virus or something hits the mainland, either way they're told not to come back anytime soon. Show is about how they deal with mentally and how they go about getting supplies/bringing supplies to bases and suffering people on the coasts.

>>213319797
>did you not bring books?
Kindle app on my phone along with a few hard drives worth of shows/movies, there's only so much tv watching you can do every day. Being out at sea was my favorite part and it's probably the only thing I miss about the navy, but after day 60 that shit starts to get old.

>>213319772
Delicatessen on a boat.

>>213319287
>Under Siege 3: There Goes the Sea-borhood

>>213319388
>Various black and brown cruise staff dealing with insufferable le cringe white racist passengers who are all obese pasty Americans or some type of German tourists caricature

Ship is exclusively full of beautiful women, I stow away and have the only gun, a sack full of zip ties and chloroform

>>213319676
Your skin is the color of shit.

Its plot follows Annie Porter and Alex Shaw, a couple who go on vacation to the Caribbean aboard a luxury cruise ship, which is hijacked by John Geiger, a terrorist. While trapped aboard the ship, Annie and Alex work with the ship's first officer to try to stop it after they discover it is programmed to crash into an oil tanker.

>>213319198
more comfy than 99% of houses

>>213320132
Plot twist: all the women are party school university graduates who have developed an immunity to roofie raping. The main character now has to survive while fighting off very buff entitled stacies.

>>213320152
That's right anon. Lashing out at others because you are miserable will fix your problems.

>>213319081 (OP)
Something about rich obnoxious white people and minorities working as the staff.

>>213320132
except i stowed away and steal your gun and zip tie you and drown you in the chloroform and the rest of the show is just me and my harem cruising around

>>213319990
Your life depends on alcohol to have a good time

>>213319081 (OP)
Grand Hilbert Hotel, but it's a cruise ship full of liminal spaces
The ship is full of terrified zoomers who think that there are an infinite amount of kill rooms on deck
The captain is a serial killer boomer who causes deep frustration by calling his victims on their phones, since hearing a ring tone causes a panic attack
To survive, the zoomers must overcome their generational aura loss and fear of empty rooms

>>213319081 (OP)
the graduating class of [insert tree] High win a trip for their entire High School to go on a 7 day cruise
4 friends decide they'll never see each other again, all going to different universities, and make a pact to lose their virginity on this particular cruise
trailer highlights include
>captain: attention all passengers we've crossed into open waters where the drinking age is 18
>everyone rushes the bars
>learning about the upside down pineapples
>finding out one of the teachers dresses in very modest frumpy clothing has a hot body as she goes for a dip in the pool
>hardass principal gets drunk and reveals he used to be the party king of the high school back in the 60s giving the kids pointers on how to get back at bullies
>someone brought weed on board as a bunch of kids get high and go on some attraction on the cruise ship, I'm sure there's a slide or something, having a serious trip
>several students start their own show that is broadcast throughout the ship
>stops in places like jamaica and the private island owned by the cruise ship company
>getting asked by a native to bring a 'package' to his friend in the states for him
raunchy teen comedy reminiscent of National Lampoon

Zombie apocalypse show.
>S01
About how it all started, who the protagonists were, how they ended in the cruise and who are now.
>S02 to S??
About life in the ship itself. Power struggles, problem solving, moral conundrums, etc.
>Final season(s)
The downfall of the ship after zombies got in.

>>213320258
Not that anon but if you're gonna get drunk and stay drunk for a week, you may as well do it on a cruise ship

>>213319990
You’re right, it has the potential to be loads of fun. But then you get aboard and it slowly dawns on you that you’re surrounded by at least 80% niggers and unless you stay in your cabin the entire time, they’ll be everywhere you and your friends go. Want to enjoy an afternoon by the pool? Enjoy listening to hollering niglets and seeing 600lb gorilla women squeezed into two piece bikinis. Want to grab a drink? Enjoy every spot in the bar being crammed full of niggers hooting and jumping and laughing boisterously as the lights reflect off their grilles straight into your eyes. Want to hit the buffet? Enjoy lining up behind 800 greedy slob niggers who shovel gobs of food messily onto their plate with their bare hands. You thought you were going on a cruise, you’re actually in a giant floating monkey cage.

>>213320362
>Zombie
It's over anon. That genre came and went.

>>213320409
>t. pasty shut-in who has never cruised but "knows" what cruises are like

>>213320438
Anon that is quite literally what every single American cruise ship is like

>>213319254
was it worth it tho? never been

>>213319081 (OP)
Inner city sumo

>>213320497
>Now, I've never been on a cruise, ha they're for losers so you'd think I'd fit right in on one, but I completely know what they're like

>>213320438
>>213320539
Go hit the b-ball court tyrone your homies are waiting

>>213320409
You need to go on like a Viking Cruise to avoid the groid

>>213319081 (OP)
>the cruise ship "The Hera" enters a supernatural mist that sends them hundreds of years to the future. The crew and passengers have to adapt to a very different and hostile new world

>>213320621
But anon, vikings were black!

>Saw a documentary on the infamous poop cruise which is said to be the biggest nightmare cruise
>People were breaking down and panicking because they went a day without electricity and two days with only partial electricity
>Ship got back within 3 days of the incident

Outside of shitting in a bag or just holding it, I wouldn't have given too much of a fuck as long as I got a refund

Cruise in the middle of the pacific. Most passengers are looking at a beautiful sunset but the sky is unusually colorful with a deep red hue.
A shot of the tourists on deck admiring the sky pans back into the bridge where everyone is panicking. They lost all communication but can't find a problem on their side. Eventually they reach a dying Australian farmer on shortwave radio. A nuclear apocalypse happened. Almost everyone on earth is dead and all infrastructure is down.
They travel the world looking for somewhere to survive but every place they find has different problems and they end up back on the ship. It's like Star trek, the tourists become crew, they grow gardens etc and develop the ship like it's a moving city.

>>213320821
The cruise line had the option of having the ship towed to a Mexican port which would take 1 day, and offloading the passengers there for transport back home

That would cost a lot of money so they said fuck them passengers and made them stay onboard

At first everyone thinks there's a serial killer on board, but in actuality it's a whole ass cthulhu-style cult among both the crew and passengers and they must be stopped before they finish their ritual.

>>213319599
Columbia was 2003 and Challenger was the one in 1986.

>>213319254
Your parents lied to you. They were actually crew.

>>213319081 (OP)
>a cruise was going normally and people were relaxing and having fun until the ship made a stop at Evil Island

Already happened and it was one of the most kinoest kinos in existence.

>>213319081 (OP)
Horror flick about a cruise ship that sets out to the open ocean, strange shit happens on the first night with weird sounds and lights, there is a seemingly abandoned other cruise ship with no lights on that drifts by but dissappears suddenly, the next morning all navigation is gone and they spend the next couple days attempting to return to their original harbour but can't even find land.
From then on its a show about society breaking apart fighting for resources, forming gangs based on race and religious beliefs.

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>>213320124
They asked for a Netflix show you stupid niggers

an enclosed microcosm like that would work well for a bunch of societal analogies
snowpiercer would make more sense on a big boat

>>213319265

>>213319081 (OP)
Something like this