Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

Ill give it a try Mr epstein

>>213319619 (OP)

This isn't even a real quote

>>213319619 (OP)
For me, it's egg salad with a nice glass of water, at home.

nah nigga i think i'll just play video games and not kill myself over a washed actress

>>213319619 (OP)
Giver her a slap, give her two.

>>213319619 (OP)
>Get the cream sauce.
for what

>>213319899
you're not really living unless you shit yourself after eating dirty streetfood then hanging yourself for paying a kid millions after he fucks your girl lmao flavortownchads stay winning!!

>>213319619 (OP)
Kill yourself and traumatize your kid for the rest of her life

>i know the phrase carpe diem already exists but i'm a insufferable narcissistic pseud so here is that sentiment but in longwinded paragraph form

>>213319619 (OP)
dude just be a hedonist and then die from autoerotic asphyxia because heroin isnt enough pleasure anymore

Ask for extra McChicken sauce packets. Ask for two.

>>213319619 (OP)
>just like...I dunno... live laugh love I guess

>>213319619 (OP)
same place?

>>213319933
To pour over your negronis

Drink at a local restaurant tonight. Get the negroni. Have a cold negroni at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never drunk a negroni. Listen to someone you think may have a negroni in common with you. Order the negroni rare. Eat a negroni. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a negroni with them anyways. Drink negroni. Tip your negroni. Check in on your negroni. Negroni in on yourself. Enjoy the negroni.

>>213320365
wtf is a negroni anyways?

>>213320468
A cocktail consumed by 10% people who like bitter flavors and 90% by people who thinks it makes them cool or cultured

>>213320468
>1 part gin
>1 part sweet vermouth
>1 part campari
>orange peel garnish, serve over a big ice cube

>>213319619 (OP)
i bet he eats a lot of cream sauce in hell if you know what i mean. a lot of sausage too.

>>213320468
It's like an old fashioned but gross

>>213320554
I don't get it

>>213320161
This anon is a gourmand.

>>213320468
we don't use that word here

>>213320365
Have three negronis. Have seven. Have eleven negronis. Have twenty two negronis. Then drink some cream sauce. Drink two cream sauces.

>>213319619 (OP)
>Order the steak rare.
Might as well as if it comes in enemas

Negronis tongue my anus.

>>213320892
sorry.
wth[eck] is a negroni anyways?

>>213320468
We call them personofcolorni nowadays.

>>213319890
That’s true! Some jackass named Joe said it.

>>213319619 (OP)
thanks joe

>>213319619 (OP)
There are few things I care about less than oxygen. I tie two big knots every attempt: tight and sweet, preferably in a hotel room. Any doorknob will do. I don't want to wait for my death.

>>213321496
>Join Date: Feb 2002

bro's a certified unc

>>213321826
shjut the fuck up

>>213321870
balding millennial with gray whisks detected

>>213321908
brownoid

>>213321666
satan has spoken