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What would be the side effects of human having seggs with a Na'vi

>>213320297 (OP)
>Avatar will flop!
>no cultural impact!
It's like Redditors have a humiliation fetish

>>213320370
Probably some minor allergy, itching in the crotch area, and a deeply seated desire to betray your own species.

>>213320297 (OP)
looks better than Avatar 2 though

>>213320297 (OP)
3 billion, then you rope

>>213320433
No it doesn't, I was here in those nebulous days when the teaser trailer just came out, there were only a handful of us, and by God it was beautiful. It was amazingly promising. Then it finally came out, and people in my audience killed themselves right there, presumably because of the overwhelming beauty and sincerety of it all.

>>213320419
man.... I hope aliens look like this
and rape vulnerable human men

where are the na'vis with big boobs >:(

>>213320610
Don't get on their ships, bro. Just don't do it.

Every fucking time James Cameron makes a movie, people say this shit with zero memory

>>213320729
I am a human being in a western country, I am ENTITLED to say the dumbest fucking shit ever! You will NOT silence me!

>>213320370
Shame, as you realize that your dick is way too small

>>213320297 (OP)
I was assured it would be based and robust

>>213320667
erm why not it's not li-

>>213320817
I could chuck my 6 incher like a hot dog thrown in a hallway plus I can pleasure her in other ways

>>213320565
Its one movie that was split. Its literally the other half of 2. That is why some people did not like 2's story as much. Its going to be amazing story wise, and same awesome technical stufff. Its will 100% make over 3 billion. There has been nothing but pure shit for movies all year. People are yearning for something big that can deliver.

>>213321097
Best parts were 2's. Introduction to all the new characters that will matter going forward, no shitty "le evil spess injuns" gimmick, pure fucking waterboarding spectacle, blue up the ass (most based color), hot fishfu and based neytiri suffering like she was meant to, all in one meager 3 hour movie. And the captain Ahab homage was kino, not that an illiterate like you would get it.

>>213320817
Navi dicks are smaller than human dicks

>>213320297 (OP)
>>213320465
Avatar has a massive based audience, but also a massive normie audience.

Based audience will be there in December, and will catch a few repeat screenings. Normies will still be showing up 4th week of January and February as if they only just heard there's a new Avatar. It'll still be playing in March, and still outselling movies opening in March. Even haters will grudgingly buy a ticket ' just to see what all the fuss was about'.

>>213320433
Looks exactly like avatar 2 nigga

>>213323601
looks better

>>213323601
>durrr star wars 3 looks like 2! I'm so very intelligent for pointing out this revelation!

>>213320666
Avatar Grace in the first movie.

>>213324423
what if you sneaked into the avatar hut when the drivers are all unplugged? haha

>>213320297 (OP)
Avatar will prove if people have capeshit fatigue, or just Disney fatigue.

I have shit movie fatighe -.-

the avatar story is pretty barebones but we're so strapped for sci-fi that i'll take it

>>213324870
lol

>>213324870
That's why they had to lock the door, people kept sneaking in

>>213320297 (OP)
When they say something so laminated carbon-fiber that you hit them with that titanium stare.

>>213325844
>they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let them implode!