This was a good movie. Unrealistic but good.

>cageslop
grow up

>unrealistic

It's going to be the the thread

If you think this movie is unrealistic, im very happy for you, and hope you can continue to keep your drinking under control

>>213323619
I drink a fifth of vodka daily, i'm ok

Is this the thread then?

>>213323637
Nice. Ive been sober for a year and a half

I didn't really get their relationship. What did she see in him?

>>213323381 (OP)
why is everyone on this site such lazy retarded faggots?

just write a paragraph for once in your fat repulsive lives.
>i have an opinion
put some effort into it.

>>213323381 (OP)
>Unrealistic
bro it was a documentary

>>213323645

>>213323701
>put some effort into it.
I'm drunk mate, cant think straight

ok name your top 10 druk kino. I need flicks to watch

>>213323735
so you identify with the main character

>>213323798
but the book was better desu

>>213323834
In fact, I'm Nic :)

>>213323798
any good kino is a good druk kino

>>213323671
Congrats mate! Have a drink to celebrate

>>213323845
we've all seen that one bro

I will watch any and every Mads and Cage slop but for some reason I have never watched their drunk films nor that plane film with Denzel, probably because I imagine myself saying "this is so fucking unrealistic".Am drunk right now btw

>>213323929
nice hoof

>>213323929
Is this Alpha, bro?

>>213323995
Yeah,Greek beer.I hate beer

>>213324524
I get it. I hate greeks

>>213323381 (OP)
>he drinks slightly more than normal
>"i'm drinking myself to death, time to KYS myself"

>>213324616
>drinks 24/7
>slightly more than normal
welcome brother

Got a £9 bottle of Kulov and have been druk since 3pm. The sadness will last forever

>>213325096
WHAT A LIFE

>>213323798

>>213323798

>>213323917
I lied its only been a year and a month.

>>213325309
Have a negroni. Have two

Hey guys if tried brushing my teeth today before drinking and it set off my gag reflex and my body tried vomiting but nothing came out so I drank some when beers and warm jager to help smooth things out and probably wont brush my teeth

I'm a stoner, only smoke weed...do you guys just have strong bladders or something? Being drunk is pretty tight but all the pissing makes alcoholism a non-starter for me.

>>213325423
Piss bottles in my room so I dont have to leave

>>213325423
i piss in plastic bottles

>>213325309
Same here brother. Changed my life in so many ways but I still miss the nightly bottle of Wild Turkey with a kino.

>>213325423
Why the fuck would piss be the obstacle to an>>213325450
addiction to alcohol? Not anything else?

>>213325373
this happens every day when i brush my teeth after waking up. even the smallest amount of foam touches the back of my throat and i'm nearly puking. anyway, gotta brush those teeth to stay healthy

>>213325423
I drink so much I piss the bed so i bought diapers and keep drinking.

>>213323798

I forgot to buy booze.

>>213325423
just go take a piss you fucking weirdo

Cherry coke is the best mixer

?

>>213326411
Pepsi lime. Was pespi raspberry but they stopped selling it

>used to uber a handle of vodka to my house every day
>some of the stores would cancel my order
>have to switch it up and order from dif ones
>eventually run out of money
>get an ambulance ride to the hospital
>can't walk
>shaking so bad
>throwing up green bile
>mri my liver
>covered in lesions
>can feel how swollen it is, pops from under my rib cage when I breathe
>they pump me full of benzos and opiates so I don't die
>can't get to the bathroom to wash myself
>hose me down with a hose

that was about a year ago, haven't really touched the stuff since.

thanks for reading my blog

>>213326411
I just drink neat liquor and chase it with glasses of water. I can't afford mixer.

>>213326668
Similar story. I haven't drank since I had to go to hospital puking blood and went through DTs a year ago.

>>213326695
congrats, alcohol is the hardest demon to conquer

>>213326729
I have to lie to myself and say if I ever go back it'll immediately become that bad again, and if it doesn't it eventually would anyway. I failed at quitting so many times before because it was always easier to go back so this is the only way.

>>213326780
Yea, you can't learn that part without going through it. I know I can't stop once I start, but my mind is still telling me I can control it.

Pretty fucked

>>213323531
If you go to Las Vegas to drink yourself to death, pretty sure you're not going to get an Elizabeth Shue-looking prostitute to let you know crash at her own place and let you embarrass her in public several times only for her to clean up the mess and let you lick her tits at the community pool in front of her landlord Maybe someone like picrel on the other hand

>>213326810
Exactly. Before I knew if I went back I'd be back, but at least now I went through some horrific experiences from drinking that I can use to scare myself away from going back.

>>213326910
Correct. I went to vegas to drink (not necessarily to death but just a massive bender where I didn't care if I lived or died) and a few prostitutes hit on me but they where all fat black women and I'm pretty sure they where just trying to rob me

>>213326470
This seems to be it.
>>213323553
What film is this from?

>>213326910
that angry alcoholic woman in that pic is a saint

>>213323637
a fifth of a bottle? That doesn't sound like much. Honestly, it sounds like a meaningless thing to do either if you're a drunk or a sober person.

WHAT A LIFE

>>213327394
you're not American?

>>213325880
Nice. My life has gotten worse by many measures, but its moreso because that snowball was impossible to stop. Oh well :^)

>>213325930
>gotta brush those teeth to stay healthy
Sounds like were both in our prime then anon

>>213326670
>I can't afford mixer.
Come on now

Its been a year and 5 months since my oneitis of 10 years finally let me into her life. We talked for 8 hours and then started making out and went to her bedroom to have sex. Because I had drank roughly 17 to 25 drinks because I was nervous i wasn't able to get hard when the time came so I panicked and asked her to be my girlfriend ehile we both lay there naked and she immediately got out of bed and put her clothes on and told me to leave. I got black out drunk the next night and called her on the phone and cussed her out for 30 minutes. I then tried to drink myself to death. Woke up in the hospital. Been sober ever since.

Has anyone tried methylene blue? I heard it helps you not crave alcohol.

>>213323381 (OP)
I haven't finished it, I'm gonna watch it like I watch band of brothers. I heard Nick reccomend it

I've seen Bob 4 5 times this year and I don't remember shit had the set as a kid

>>213325423
pissing is manageable, just go to the fucking toilet. It's the constant shart leakage that's tough to handle

Does shitting yourself after a heavy one actually happen?

>>213328562
this happened to someone i know, never experienced it myself

>>213325272
worst font ever...
>With Anal and I?

>>213328562
I've had some almost accidents. Like sliding on to the toilet like I was stealing home base only to miss the bowl with my first poop, but never shat the bed.

>>213328562
yes, see >>213328518

>>213325423
I piss the bed often. I've pissed other people's beds, hotels, my roommates. What can I say, I just love drinkin

>>213328684
I once pissed myself right before going to bed while trying to open my front door, but by the time I actually opened the door I already forgot I pissed myself. So I just went to bed in piss-soaked clothing. Ruined my favorite sneakers like this because all the piss streamed right into my left shoe, which reeked of piss

>>213323381 (OP)
cheers anons

>>213328789
Surprisingly never pissed myself awake. When not drunk I usually have pee dreams and wake up and go piss. But when im drunk I must be so passed out my pee dreams turn into pee realities

>>213328850
kek the only times I've pissed myself in bed, was also during piss dreams

I've never pissed the bed or shat myself while drunk. I think I came home and pissed on my floor once though, I got up and there was a puddle in the middle of the kitchen. It didn't smell but there was no water or anything nearby that I could have spilled. Considering my druk levels it's amazing it's never happened.

Whats the most cringe thing you've done while drinking in public?

>>213329083
>one time outside in the city I was so drunk I got off a bus early and walked to a wall, I was gonna take my dick out and pee but I was next to a government building with huge blacked out windows that I couldn't see in and traffic everywhere.

>I was so drunk I was like fuck it and just peed myself

>until it was so much pee that I had to get on my knees and scrunch up to a corner and piss in a way no one could see, I think

>some guy comes and tries to call me and ambulance thinking im on fentanyl

>I speed walk off and clean my pants in the sink at the government building before picking up my foodstamps card
anybody wanna beat that so I don't feel left out?

>>213329176
This is mine
>>213328131

>>213329214
kino

>>213329083
Nothing for I do not do that in public; and if I did I would not do anything embarassing or bad.

>>213329429
Shut the fuvk up faggot

>>213329083
>be a 4th grade teacher
>enjoying some beers at home, summer vacation
>former student's parent invites me to her restaurant for more beer
>show up, probably get too friendly with the parent but it's okay cause we're friends
>she introduces me to another friend of hers
>he doesnt hear me, asks "whats your name again, Travis?"
>answer "What's your name again, maybe I'll call you Travis next time"
>trying to make a joke but it comes off really confrontational
>restaurant friend stands up and leaves, embarrassed
>turns out the guy i insulted is a parent of one of my students next year

That was a month ago and I actually haven't felt like drinking since.

>>213329670
>he doesnt hear me, asks "whats your name again, Travis?"
>>answer "What's your name again, maybe I'll call you Travis next time"
What?

>>213329083
this was mostly recounted to me by my friend
>college, summer before junior year, living with friend
>both only 20 so can't go to bars, get handle of rotgut whiskey, take turns taking plugs before we walk downtown to the small town we were in a mile away
>i only remember getting one block away from our place before i black out
>get to this park, there's some vietnam veteran memorial thing going on
>they have a bunch of pictures of vets up on these makeshift racks
>they have some speaker or something
>i start leaning on the rack of pictures, i take them all down in a drunken stupor
>everyone rushes over to see if i'm ok
>get the rack of pictures back up
>minutes later i do the exact same thing and bring it down
>told angrily by a pissed off boomer to get me some coffee and fuck off
>friend gets me some coffee, sit in a plaza with a fountain
>i apparently say "i can't handle this, let's go home"
>we steal patio furniture from some houses on the walk home

>>213329787
mutual friend: "Newcomer, this is my friend Anon"
newcomer: "Sorry, didn't catch that. What's your name again? Travis?"
me: "Hey maybe I'll call you Travis next time. What's YOUR name again?

>>213329083
Been a complete loser striking out with hags and fat women in a small town in front of everyone many, many times. Made terrible attempts at humour that everyone cringed at. Made my family embarrassed to be seen around me. Made my last gf dump me because I embarrassed her blacking out at her friend's birthday party. WHAT A LIFE

>>213329083
made out with a grandma that I was friends with at my local watering hole when we were both shitfaced. I did not take her home but the bartender never thought the same way of me. just another day at the dive with the regulars.

>>213329944
was she good looking at least? was she there alone?

>>213329944
I've done that twice. I also fucked a woman who is notorious for having STDs but somehow didn't get any off her. I made out with her and told her I loved her too. What a life!

>>213330050
reasonable. 60s. This was my first actual case of beer goggles, where she looked like a completely different person. Much different than simply having lowered standards, she looked like a completely different face. I was deep into alcoholism at that point so I was no stranger to the various stages of being blackout drunk. Ill add this took place mid afternoon on a weekday in a bar I was going to 3 days a week. I knew everyone there including her.

>>213330181
Thank you for sharing this. When I did this the shame kept me in bed for a full day, and reluctant to ever go to back to a bar in my town.

>>213328562
witnessed a drunk guy shit himself at the fair
i believe it's also a big reason why hotels are aggressive about the deposit, because they know ppl get too /druk/ and then shit and piss themselves while asleep. glad it never happened to me but i do fear it.

>>213330181
did she continue coming there afterward?

>>213329903
I see. That's funny Travis can't take a joke.

Are we back?

>>213330181
>>213330274
why is it shameful? she needed some love and you gave it to her. who cares what the fuckin bartender or regulars think, they're all losers too. the great tragedy of the 70s is that the "free love" movement ended. if it continued we'd all be happier and more carefree. drinking to get that perfect buzz gets you to the point of not caring and being more loose with how you give your love away.

i would've gone all the way and fucked her.

>>213330274
I did get a little shit for it from the regulars. it was a scummy dive bar I have suspicions had i mob owners. local dealers sold practically in the open, and occasionally there'd be a prostitute ring working the room. Its a coastal tourist town so it was always crazy in the summer and depressing in the winter. it opened at 8am and theres a homeless shelter nearby. Pretty much anything went there.

>>213325302
This is what I was gonna post. Every druktard needs to watch this. It's great.

what does this mean exactly?

youre hiding your /druk/ threads itt and we all know it. Get help before its too late and stop spamming my board with your vice.

>>213328365
watch until they get to the jew camps then turn it off
the pacific is good all the way through thoughbeit

>>213330489
I'm sober. I like these threads.

>>213325423
I have a piss trough in the corner of my room.

>>213323798
Flight

>>213330478
when you're super fucked up, you think you're less drunk than you really are

>>213329928
Hey you remind me of someone.. me

>>213330542
reallly? i have that realization all the timr and say fuck it

>>213330577
now think how that looks to other people, and there you go

>>213326668
damn. I've had insomnia for a few days, shaking, can't keep anything down, etc., but never got this bad.
A hand every day? That's 30 drinks every day. I can get withdrawals from 12 drinks a day. I'd fucking die quickly if I drank a handle every day.

>>213330511
Same
>>213330489
Just leave faggot

>>213330478
The very unsurprising confirmation that drunk people have poor self awareness and judgement.

Hey guys, i love beer, but it makes me bloated, what should I switch to now instead, I wanna get fucked up but not fill my stomach with fluid, I usually drink dark beer for reference, gin and tonic seems pretty good

>>213330676
any kind of spirit. the world's your oyster. there's so many different kinds you need to research yourself. i find having a spirit over rocks is a good way to judge whether or not you really like its taste

>>213328562
Never shit myself when drunk, but have in withdrawal.

>>213328518

>>213330489
Finally a thread that stays up, and it became shite.

>>213328684
one time when I was about 20, I went into my friend's spare bedroom, and pissed on his pile of clean clothes. it was funny, he was pissed the next day lmao

>decide to get drunk and then go walk to the supermarket and hit on milfs
>realize halfway through that I hadn't showered in 4 days or brushed my teeth
>tell myself "ill just smoke a cigarette before I go in to hide my smell"
>go in, go to bathroom first to take a sip, then go on prowl
>stomach starts to rumble and realize i havent shit in 3 days
>see hot milf in cereal aisle and decide to shoot my shot
>say "Hey did you hear that the guy that did the voice of Tony the tiger died?" and she looks at me kind of disgusted and confused
>i continue "yeah.. his last words were 'I dont feel greeeeat!'"
>since I put exhertion into saying great my stomach rumbles and I instantly shit myself slightly and she hears it and we lock eyes
>I say "hah.. when you gatta go you gatta go"
>turn around and shuffle to bathroom
>clean up as best I can and walk out and there was a police officer waiting for me
>we go outside and talk and hes basically asks me what the fuck im doing with my life and asks if I have any shame
>I say "am I free to go or am I being detained"
>he tells me to get the fuck out of there and I walk home and druk more

>>213330831
Bless your heart for sharing this if it's true, which I pray it isn't.

>>213330831
based brazen retard lmao

>>213331023
It's an AA agent false flag. A lot of that around here, do not engage.

>>213330364
Don't think like that irl. A lifetime of browsing this site makes you act in a way that's not acceptable. You really have to watch yourself before talking to someone in the same way you'd talk to an anon.

It's worse for me because I'm a teacher so most of my IRL interactions are with children. The only adults I speak to regularly are you guys and my wife.

>>213331081
I've embarrassed myself so many times IRL talking to people I'm barely acquainted with like they're anons on here.

>>213330831
>>213329083

>>213331160
I wish I was moot so I could leave

>>213331023
>which I pray it isn't.
Why? Its not that bad the cop let me go
>>213331057
?

>>213326668
Holy shit, anon. Glad you're okay, that's seriously fucked up. What lead you to start drinking so much if you don't mind. Was it a traumatic event? a breakup? Or do you just love boozin?

>>213330717
any reccs my brither

>>213330831

fake n ghey

>>213330831
based n real

>>213331219
I wish I was leave so I could moot