What would you do in this situation?

>situationslop
Grow up

Who am i in this situation?

I never understood the appeal of the kung fu drama, especially "comedic fighting" scenes.

>>213323833 (OP)
Recommend me some martial arts movies that don't have this weird exaggerated mostly hong kong style of acting.

I'm more of a Yes Madam! kind of guy but Rothrock is always great

>>213323870
okay.

>>213323833 (OP)
Lift her up and throw her because im not a 5'3" gook

>>213323983
That's more like it

>>213323904
The Raid: Redemption

>>213323870
shits cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwwL3V9AvFI

>>213323833 (OP)
eat some rousussy

desu I think she's hotter now

>>213323833 (OP)
>woman takes on three men
I'm not watching this woke garbage

>>213324119
What is this pose called?

>>213324133
I first thought the guy was doing those kung fu moves to mock her, took me like 15 seconds to realize he was fighting unironically.
I also like how effortlessly he sends the first girl flying.

>>213324172
dayum some serious gilf material here

>>213324244
She's using a mantis form.

>>213324172

>>213324248
Varying silly kung-fu styles.

>>213324297
>*chair clattering*

>>213324101
Can't tell if you're just being a joker.

Only Rothrock movie I've watched is that one where she's buddy cops with Michelle Yeoh, I think it was Yes, Madam? They only do the fight scenes while the plot is carried by some chink comedians. The ending is the biggest tonal whiplash I've seen after a whole movie of fights and slapstick.

>Yes, Madam
Was it lesbian-coded?

>>213323870
It’s a weird thing to not get

>>213324457
Michelle and Cynthia should have done more films together

>>213323833 (OP)
Whoa, women kick ass, guys..

>>213323833 (OP)
I normally don't mind women fighting in these type of movies, but her being able to flip over that guy from that position looks particularly fake.