>crocslop
Grow up

>>213327733 (OP)
were the magic abo powers that let him mind break animals real or not?

1/8 At the beginning of the film, some scenes seemed to indicate that Dundee was merely an exaggeration with little basis in reality: the fake consequence of the crocodile attack that made him famous, the trick of pretending to be able to tell time just by looking at the position of the sun, and shaving with a hunting knife.

she has a fat dumper

>>213327756
This bot is learning fast

>>213327864
I'm sure she didn't wear a bra the whole movie

>>213327859
However, we realize almost immediately that Mike is actually a competent hunter. He casually picks up and kills a dangerous snake, rescues a girl from a real crocodile attack, saving her life, and tames a buffalo with a sleight of hand. It's interesting how the film doesn't take an ironic or cynical stance toward the protagonist, simply letting him be who he is.

>>213327786
100% real

>>213327941
>2/8
3/8 The film avoids falling into the trap of trying to show that "the real jungle is the city, and humans are more dangerous than snakes." Mike and Sue both appear out of their element when they change their usual location, but Sue herself accepts that Mike was right when he told her that a city girl couldn't survive in the wild countryside.

>>213328029
4/8 The film survives the change of setting and manages to maintain its tone. It's all too common for these kinds of changes to ruin a film, but Crocodile Dundee makes the transition competently.

>>213328085
5/8 Generally speaking, the comedy works. These kinds of films tend to exploit awkward situations and embarrass the protagonists to make us laugh at their expense. In this film, we laugh right along with them: the bidet in the hotel, the kangaroo shooting the hunters, the assault with the small knife, the Australian aborigine in the dark.

>>213328120
6/8 The film uses one of my favorite clichés. A person from a small town goes to the big city, meets secondary characters, and treats them as if they were in their own town. Later, these friendships pay off, getting the protagonist out of a tight spot or advancing the plot.

>>213328157
7/8 Linda Kozlowski is absolutely adorable as Sue Charlton.

>>213328182
8/8 The film is short (1 hour 37 minutes) yet packed with iconic scenes. Baz Luhrmann needed 2 hours 45 minutes to show us the story of his film Australia (2008), and the last time I tried watching it again, I gave up before 30 minutes had passed and nothing much had happened.

>>213328205
most Aussie films I've seen are boring as fuck

>>213328306
Except Mad Max? And that streaming movie with Eric Bana some years ago.

>>213328456
Mad Max is fine for its time. if it released 5 years later it would have been mid.

>>213328549
I need to rewatch Mad Match, last time I saw the movie it was on TV, not even streaming, so... some decades ago.

>>213328157
This scene where he's shaking the hand of everyone in Manhattan was terrific.

>>213327733 (OP)
It's a 40 year-old movie. Fascinating.

There are times when I find google's AI search help amusing.

>>213328674
And greeting everyone

>>213328674
The world is alive and natural in that movie, it doesn't feel empty nor fake.

>>213328804
Nobody says "long ass" when referring to a woman.

>>213328697
It feels old, but not old iykwim.

>>213328697
Old movies are so different.

>>213327733 (OP)
What does the G stands for?

>>213327733 (OP)
One of the greatest movies scores I ever heard. In my top list of movies. One of the sexiest women. Her ass imprinted itself onto my soul.

>>213329442
But she didn't show her ass in that movie, wtdym?

Love the display of (now) old tech in the background of movies.

>>213327978
This is cool because it makes Mick somewhat preternatural in his abilities.

>>213329433
NYCG New York City Girl
NYCG New York Commerce Group (New York, NY)
NYCG New York Consulting Group
NYCG New York Cable Guy (retailer)
NYCG National Youth Council of Ghana (Accra, Ghana)


She was a cable guy.

>>213329495
This. You couldn't even see her asshole getting gaped by BBC. How would you even know if it looks good?

>>213327733 (OP)
that nude scene was pointless. it added nothing to the film plot at all.

>>213329531
Camera
Lineland Phone
CRT TV
Whats the thing that seems like a PC?

>>213329543
He was raised by natives

>>213328306
<Mr. Inbetween was a decent show.

>>213329548
Thanks GPT

>>213329580
Forgot about that shot. You are right.

>>213327786
yeah more information about those powers, the movie barely shows anything about it.

>>213327864
dude when she revealed that thing, whoa
very iconic movie moment

>>213329793
Thats the power of mysticism in movies, less is more. That also why you have a good movie way below the 2 hour mark.

>>213329274
Nice to see that the leader of The Orphans made something of himself.

>>213329580
ok, ok, you got a point

Only one single webm in the thread and we dont need no more.

>>213329585
It's an Atex terminal used for typesetting articles for newspapers. Pic related is one with a less interesting color scheme. The terminals themselves were somewhat dumb and were connected to a mainframe that did the heavy processing.

>>213327733 (OP)
>>213327859
>>213327941
>>213328029
>>213328182
>>213329350
>>213329580

In real life he divorced his frumpy 'Strayan wife and married Linda Kozlowski. Last I heard, they were still together.

>>213328306
I like Yahoo Serious movies. All three

>>213330692
She eventually divorced him but they were together for a long time. For some reason the gossip rags in Australia loved picking on her, which might have contributed to her wanting to move back to the US.

>>213328306
Correct. They're absolutely awful.

>>213330641
Cool, thanks mate

>>213328205
Dundee dabbing on new york.

Was the bar tranny an irl woman?

>>213330692
Kino features. Sometimes I lament some girls dont have enough movies, think Olga Kurylenko. But somehow Linda being a one hit wonder is fine in my book. Captured on camera at the perfect time.

>>213328697
Everyone in Australia is Chinese now and they've eaten all the Crocs and abos because they believe it confers magic sex powers upon them

>>213331108
Nm, it was a real woman named Anne Carlisle and she even posed in playboy in 1984. That's disingenuous using a real woman to portray a male freak in a dress, trying to convince the audinece that the average tranny isn't a hulking monster.

>>213331177
If only -_-

The real person croc dundee was based on was murdered by police for being too based. This is a police state hell hole where no fun or croc hunting is allowed. The Australia portrayed in this movie was a fleeting whisper now long gone and almost forgotten.

>>213331277
Art lover

>>213330692
>>213330823
>>213331109
>Spouses of Paul Hogan
Noelene Edwards
>(m. 1958; div. 1981)
>(m. 1982; div. 1989)
Linda Kozlowski
>(m. 1990; div. 2014)
Hilarious

>>213331309
Him being a suspect illegal croc hunter was a nice bit in the movie

>>213327733 (OP)
the crocodile actor who played the crocodile just died recently, it was hulk hogan's best movie, rip to both

>>213331309
>it was later determined that Ansell had been raving about Freemasons prior to his death
Yeah he would fit here alright

>>213331447
>The year we lived in danger

>>213331726
>The Year of Living Dangerously is a 1982 romantic drama film directed by Peter Weir
>Peter Weir
More Australia

Friendly reminder the real life individual Paul Hogan based the character of Crocodile Dundee on went on a meth fueled murder rampage before being shot dead by the police.

>>213331821
Such is life

>>213331821
>Damage control shills are here
They murdered him and made up a story. Many such cases.

the 4k release is called "Encore Cut"

>The Crocodile Dundee: The Encore Cut removes about 2.5 minutes of footage from the original film, focusing on scenes considered offensive or inappropriate by modern standards. Specifically, a scene where Mick Dundee verifies a man in drag is a man, and then repeats the action on a woman, has been removed. Additionally, a callback to this scene, where Dundee grabs someone's groin to check if they are male or female, has also been cut. These scenes were deemed transphobic and homophobic, and were removed at the request of Paramount Pictures and other distributors

>>213332256
>The cut removes...
Not thanks.

>>213332256
Yeah I aint watching this. That cut shit is hilarious. That damn Sheila with a dick.

>>213332256
>These scenes were deemed transphobic and homophobic, and were removed at the request of Paramount Pictures and other distributors
Well they can just eat shit then. I happen to enjoy my homophobic and transphobic scenes.

>>213329580
1/10 movie, 10/10 semen demon

when transgenderism was a thing (2019-2024) i used the phrase
>hang on, that's a bloke!
quite frequently
nobody got the reference

I haven't seen this movie since I was a kid and it randomly came on cable tv.

I only remember the knife scene. I should probably rewatch it, seems based.

>>213332567
Nah, your perception is warped by her beauty. The movie is good. It doesnt matter if you dont like it, but the pace, characters, dialog, settings, etc. are good enough to round the overall rating to a solid 6.

>>213327733 (OP)
I have only ever seen the first two movies. I always had plans to watch the 3rd but I grew up and forgot. And now I am too bitter and jaded. Guess I wont see the 3rd one.

>>213332835
I watched it last week thinking the style would feel slow, boring or dated. I enjoyed it enough to post here today. I'm going to keep it in my jelly/plex server.

>>213332861
I think the first one is enough. Fish out of water works once per character. I have never seen the second or third film. Same with Tremors, first one is perfect.