>The absolute state of /tv.
Sven is one of the last great regional horror movies hosts, his show is featured on METV at 8pm Eastern.

Tonight's episode: The Black Scorpion
"Volcanic activity frees giant scorpions from the earth who wreak havoc in the rural countryside and eventually threaten Mexico City."

MY BODY IS READY!

>>213329671 (OP)
Don’t you uncs have a IRC or something? Fuck off you spam this unfunny shit every week

>>213329705

you boys dont know how big im going tonite

>>213329728
>muh spam is board culture evendoe it’s me and the same 5 boomers replying to each other
Back when they had ip counters these threads were always so pathetic and they continue to be now. No one gives a fuck about this old queer jew.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050197/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

MY BODY IS READY

>>213329768
>Back when
whos the UNC now ?

>>213329705

>>213329705
>his body is not ready

>>213329705
Svengoolie is a long standing /tv/ tradition dating back to the before time

Hey guys, regular Sven OP here! Sorry for missing the thread this week, I was helping a friend move and it went overtime. I'm sorry, I deserve to have chickens thrown at me. I am alive and I will be sure to make the thread next week at exactly 30 minutes before it airs. Thanks OP for filling in for me!

>>213329705
Go complain about about tranny porn in /b and fligu gligu posts in YLYL threads and leave us alone

>>213329939
Glad to hear you're good. The faithful carry the flag as needed.

>>213329939
It's all cool. We still love you.

>>213329840
Keep your spam to yourself. You are worse than the Sam Hyde fags that post this garbage on the catty that pops up against my will.

>>213329671 (OP)
I LOVEEEE THIS DOOOD

>>213329703
shut up

Is it time for me to save you from the high pants and hat wearing, tough talking mobsters yet?

>>213330166
>Guess his body wasn't ready

>House of dorks last week
>5 year old covid-era rerun this week
Sven is dead isn't he?

>>213330171
Well, isn't this a fine song and dance?

Svengoolie, more like SvenSTINKY!

>literally all discussion in this thread is replying to me
Case in point. This isn’t your clubhouse you geezers can go jerk off in your IRC or discord.

>>213329906
~2019 or so isn't a long tradition. Fuck off election tourist.

>>213330547
Do tell

It doesn't feel like a Saturday.

>>213330547
>everyone looked at me when i stood in the middle of the discussion and shouted something stupid
damn you are such a gay baby you have a cock shaped pacifier

What it is mein negroes

Yaaaaay! Sporpeeing! Yaaaay!

From ComicCon last week

>>213330039
A single thread a week is worse than multiple threads a day? Please. You realize you’re posting on 4chan on a thread you don’t even like on a Saturday night, right, faggit?

>>213330547
>>213330570
>complaining about a MOVIE being shown on TELEVISION on the TELEVISION & MOVIES imageboard

I will never understand this. Fuck off. Sven threads are forever.

>>213331343
Who?

i fucking love train movies and need more of them

I kinda feel bad for the scorpion... he's got such a cute face.

stop motion animation is just next level playing with toys

CASH A CHECK
RUN INTO A GIANT SCORPION AND GET WRECKED

what the fuck

>>213332042
It’s the guy from Toon In With Me

>>213331343
She looks terrific
https://youtu.be/Th2dUTHF2yw?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/tMxdmVr-bGk?feature=shared

>>213331343
Who is the Pee-Wee Herman looking twink? I feel I've probably seen him before on MeTV but the neurons are not lighting up.

>it's a Julie Newmar Catwoman episode
My penis is going to be engorged with blood, if you catch my drift!

>>213332785

>>213332785
For me, it's Lost in Space's Marta Kristen.

>>213332720
>tattoos

ACK

>>213332912
>>213332785
Buck rogers had sexiest ladies, love spandex colonel.

>>213332912
I was team Angela Cartwright

SI SI BAT MON

>>213329671 (OP)
>giant scorpions

I love the movies, but giant insects and arachnids would be my worst nightmare.

>>213333270
they were not very realistic, somehow bugs are less spooky when they're not bug sized. still gross but the threat is different.

>>213332785
I can't believe Eartha Kitt was in Ernest Scared Stupid.

>>213333318
still pretty hot too

sci-fi saturday never dies

>>213333270
you need to play some EDF

>>213331343
Awesome thanks for sharing. Koz looks much better than I imagined lol

>>213332751
It’s the imp faggot

>>213333599
Ohhhhhhhhh yep that would be it.

>>213333465
def for a guy in his 70s who had two heart attacks

>>213333401
I need to, I have three or four of them on my Xbox.

>>213334132

>>213334132
>background
is that achievable natty?

>>213334132
Heading to a WNBA game

>>213334132
He certainly thinks he’s cock of the walk

>>213334925
Damn, Chicago viewers get to open and close their Saturdays with Sven

>>213334947

>>213329771

>>213335014
that is such a great likeness, i love it

>>213334925
>more reruns
He's really dead isn't he?

>>213334925
Am I the only one that doesn't like the movies' reveal spoiled before they air?

So what's more deadly, the sting of a scorpion or then venom of Sven's half-bitten joke?!

>>213336100
i would prefer not to know but also that they be live/original

>>213336100
They announce next weeks' movie on air, it doesn't come from the online schedule.

This is the one where Kirk calls Spock a half-breed.

How could they think Lois is anyone else's gal but Clark Kent's?

>>213337573
buddy, shes supermans gal
clark kent could never land a girl like lois lane, he's such a geek

Don't let the thread die

>>213334925
>Leprechaun
I think the 90s are a good decade for the Sven Squad to pick movies from; the 80s was too slasher-heavy and nobody is nostalgic for anything from the 00s. They'd have to spend money transferring stuff themselves from the 60s and 70s because nobody wants to save weirdo 60s druggie-horror/thrillers or over-the-top, no-budget, drive-in exploitation films from the 70s, and a local TV station isn't going to have that kind of money laying around.

The 90s is a nice middle ground that has a lot of light-hearted genre films to choose from (some of which they played already).

>>213338943
Last!

>>213332785

my body is ready

>>213339645
Damn, how can any man be gay??

>>213339461
No, me!

The main difference between these weekly 4chan threads and the Sven subreddit is GIRLS!

>>213341920

>>213341920
go back

Svengoolie more like GWENgoolie

>>213344002
Soon, brother. It's only a matter of time.