As of this moment I'm reopening the x files thread

>>213332512 (OP)
YOURE PURITY CONTROLLING ME

no you're not

>>213332512 (OP)
Reminder this show never named the jew

>>213332582
I'd control her purity, if you know what I mean.

>Mulder there is no such thing as aliens

SEX WITH SKINNER

>Yes I'd like to order a hooker, please. What's your policy if I accidentally kill her?

Best episode is where that guy changes body's with Mulder and immediately tries to fuck scully

Was there some fan controversy with the season 4 episode Paper Hearts where it is revealed that Mulders sisters wasn't taken by the ayes and was in fact adducted and murdered by a pedo or am I imagining things?

>revives your series from the dead

>>213332597
The X files are officially closed

>>213332595

>>213332774
Sinners was pretty good. I've got no issue with it.

>>213332597
The episode with Brian Cranston did. He apologized in the episode to show he was no longer bad

>>213332769
She wasn't taken by the pedo though.

>>213332769
Didn't they retcon that? The story kept changing.

>>213332725
That happened twice.

>>213332897
>>213332909
Sorry I fell asleep half way through last night, but I felt like there was some lingering controversy about that episode.

Dana Scully, FBI

>>213332908
Imagine if that was Rhea Seehorn

Fox Mulder, FBI

>>213332595
>killed jfk
>killed martin luther king
>killed his own son because he is disappointed in him
>treated j edgar hoover like his personal bitch
>rigged the olympic games in 1980 because fuck russia
>rigged the superbowl to make sure the buffalo bills will never win
>could rigg the oscars but he hates movies so he doesn't care
how do you get a job like he has?

>>213332934
It's definitely shown in the episode that Tom Noonan never met her.

>about to watch what looks like a banger of an episode
>Krycek

>>213333026
When you binge a whole lot of episodes at once it's shocking how much Mulder physically and verbally abuses Krycek every time he shows up.

>>213332769
debunked in the very same episode. kino scene tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msjqy_pfg5U

>>213332867
Drive?

What'd you say niggah?

>its a doctor berenbaum episode

>>213332774
Fuck this

>>213332908
Which episode is this?

>>213332582
>hair the color of menstrual blood
The symbolism of this show is out of control

>>213333026
He's not that bad.

Red Museum is one of my favorite mythology episodes. Mostly because it's about smaller scale experimentation vs. these big grand plans with bees and clones and shit. It was also meant to be a crossover episode with Picket Fences on CBS. It was the episode where a cow is used as a surrogate to birth a human baby on that show.

>>213332512 (OP)
>>213332582
>>213332595
Y’all must be the guberment people

>>213332512 (OP)
But when was it closed?

>>213333340
It was closed when the Sex-Files were opened

>>213333409
"..."

Was it any good?

>>213332512 (OP)
I hope The Negro Files is real. I won't watch it of course but that shit will be great for filth content.

>it's an "ethnic horror" episode

>>213332610
Love Gillian like all straight men, but was a little disappointed when I learned she's s Limey.

>>213333797
what is a limey
is that like a pikey
actually what is a pikey

>>213333672
Teliko was good. Hell Money was almost good.

>>213333797
Only like 1/2. I bet she still taste good.

>>213332909
>>213332769
the final "answer" to his sister where she came back but was quickly taken by some star sailing aliens is arguably even more retarded than that episode

>>213333194
Requiem. Season 7's finale.

>>213333672
The voodoo episode was fun

>>213332795
@grok what episode is this

>>213333142
yeah iirc he says that mulder looks jewish when they first meet, he then later apologizes to him for the comment

What if there is no alien conspiracy what if it's all the government pranking mulder this entire time and it's really just a generic "oil corporations want to do the bad thing" plot?

>>213335083
isn't the point of the reboot something like that where the aliens bit is a hoax and it's some government population control bullshit that's the true conspiracy?
I may be wrong, I heard the reboot was awful so I've never bothered

>>213332629
>Woah, I'm seein' double here!

>>213335109
>Chris Carter watches Eddie Bravo once

>>213335109
Yeah, that's literally the plot of the reboot. It's "corporations bad" plus "orange man bad, maybe?"
Ironically X-Files' alien plot makes the most sense in episodes like Conduit and Jose Chung.

>>213335133
Jose Chung felt pretty close to what I think is the actual truth. UFOs and abductions are just a cover for experimental aircraft and assorted glownigger shenanigans, but there are actually much weirder things than ayys out there. Lord Kinbote was a fun stand in for whatever those things may be.

>>213335133
>It's "corporations bad"
Classic X-Files did that too

>>213332512 (OP)
Release the Epstein files you piece of shit!

was there an actual reason for duchovnys disappearance
it ruined the whole show

>>213335317
Not quite so directly.

>>213335273
I wish Jose Chung was the whole Myth Arc. Like you have the government on one side doing schenanigans but they don't know much about aliens outside of brief contacts and crashes, meanwhile the aliens are completely inscrutable and sometimes cross over with Monster of the Week episodes like the (alleged) connection between Bigfoot and UFO's.

>>213333409
Not, uh, what I expected.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0262221/

>>213335273
Jose Chung is a great episode that captures the essence of the show, but I also thought the black oil was a cool idea in Piper Maru but never really liked was it was eventually used in service of.

>it's another skinner turns into sentient electricity and hijacks scully's nervous system making her act lewd around mulder episode

>>213335580
The problem with black oil is the grey life cycle makes no sense. If black oil was just one of several alien lifeforms, and it occassionally used greys as hosts, then it would be fine. But instead black oil is the end all be all because "something something evil oil corporations and muh gulf war syndrome that nobody cares about".

>>213332661
His dick must be small

>>213333469
I vaugely remember playing thatvone and a Star Wars one. Pretty simple parody game. Mistly puzzles and point n click atuff I think.

>>213335439
I liked how the very first alien in the show was the motherfucking Predator. Too bad they just completely forgot about that guy.

>>213333152
>bambi?

>>213333301
kino episode, it's like what syzygy wanted to do but less gay and a lot more fun

>>213335615
Agreed. It would have been better as its own thing, some other kind of alien virus/organism that posed a threat or could be a weapon for both humanity and aliens

>>213332512 (OP)
IRL Caius Cosades

>>213335615
I never understood how the alien rebels sewing their eyes and mouths shut would keep the oil from infecting them. Wouldn't it just seep right through their skin?

>>213332788
Terrible growth only a beta wannabe would attempt

>>213332700
wait, he was in Very Bad Things?

>>213332774
>the YN filles

>>213332774
>Director Ryan Coogler is bringing the classic 1990s TV series The X-Filesback to the small screen in a reboot with a diverse cast
Instant trash can. You can tell it's just going to be about ayy lmaos abducting black people for their melanin and illegal immigrants for their labor.
All I want is a kino cryptid/alien mystery show that's actually interested in cryptids and aliens rather than bullshit politics.

>>213336075
>ayy lmaos abducting black people for their melanin
lmao there's actually an episode about an albino African mutant or something that sucks the melanin out of black folx and leaves them all ashy and shit.

>>213332979
>commands black ops death squads to do his bidding
giwtwm

>>213336075
>>213336152
S4E3 "Teliko"

>>213336914
>what if tooms, but black!
shit episode but it did have some funny moments

>>213332512 (OP)
Bro, I love hearing that stupid fucking bassoon in every basic access show and kids show.

>>213333409
i dont remember this episode

>>213336963
>what if tooms, but black!
Heh, there were several of those. In addition to Teliko there was also:
S3E6 "2Shy" - fat eating mutant
S7E3 "Hungry" - brain eating mutant

>>213334956

>>213337147
>hollows out his boy-hole
GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE

i remember over half this show is crap. my dad wants to watch it but he hates fantasy bullshit like Lord of the rings so i just want the bare minimum of good episodes, i know he'll like home for sure. is there a list of the good ones everyone agrees on

>>213337144
yeah 2shy was especially egregious

>>213337178
kek

>>213335921
the original way they showed the black oil it was just for transport and was inert and spent from being millions of years old. the sewing was enough for what the black oil was at the time they introduced the rebels. it's only later on they made it super effective at infiltrating mars rocks and plastic to the point it makes no sense it couldn't pass eyelids

a very important part of the x files is only considering what happened up to that point. it's never consistent with what comes after

If Mulder’s parents knew the CBG Spender so well that he would frequently come around their house, why the hell doesn’t adult Mulder recognize that the guy in Seasons 1 and 2 of the show smoking up a storm is the SAME GUY his parents had over at their weekend barbecues when they were observing Samantha? Like he acts like he's totally inscrutable instead of, "hey, weren't you liaison at pop's work thing, or whatever?"

>>213332769
>What's buggin' ya Mulder?
>CAIN. CAIN'S BUGGING ME.

>>213337376
>>213337376
muh trauma selective memory

>>213333797
Autism.

>>213338177
nta, but mulder has a photographic memory

>>213338557
Fortunately for the shadowy syndicate smokers he uses it solely to store porn.

>>213332512 (OP)
I’ve become such an OCD fucking freak about seasonal bullshit and needing things to sync with the weather/season that I can’t imagine watching or even thinking about this show until at least October, could you lay low for a couple of months? I don’t wanna see an X-Files thread until it’s Bloodborne and Tim Hecker time.

>>213338557
except he remembers the kidnapping of samantha only thru hynosis

Which of these duologies should I watch?
I liked Duane Barry/Ascension and Nisei/731 well enough but not sure about these.

>>213332512 (OP)
KINO
I
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O

>>213338945
I generally hate all of the mytharc shit, but I did enjoy Dwayne Barry because it barely touches on it.

>>213332512 (OP)
>"Agent Mulder, i have to disclose to you that there was a secret goverbment experiment going on when I was back in Nam - Mulder... I don't know how to tell you this but... they made me have gay sex with my CO and now the repressed feelings are making me mega racist Mulder its why i had to fucking murder Mr X"

>>213332582
HahahhahahshzhhzhzhzhhHHHahHhHHHH

>>213337090
Is the one with the virus that makes everyone gay. Scully gets so desperate that nobody is paying attention to her pussy that she ends up masturbating all over the place.

>>213332774
>imagine, if you will
>pilot episode 30 mins in - total fucking hot garbage
>then these cold as fuck niggas show up
>"why are you black" they all ask in unison shortly followed by a
>"get out ur tits"
kino, series saved