Thread 213332605 - /tv/ [Archived: 21 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:26:37 AM No.213332605
Doakes
Doakes
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Have you noticed how Pedro Pascal never has "anxiety" when he's around Bella Ramsey?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:27:17 AM No.213332616
Why is Doakes being revived online?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:28:32 AM No.213332655
>>213332616
normies love reaction gifs with niggers in them
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:29:14 AM No.213332666
>>213332616
retarded twitter maymay and paramount is forcing it
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:32:20 AM No.213332719
>>213332616
He's black like me
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:32:43 AM No.213332727
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u7lozj3xywo91-705397564
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>>213332655
pedro is getting defensive
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:33:51 AM No.213332747
>>213332616
Nigger twitter started it and little white 4chan timmies are repeating it because they're down with the homies
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:33:59 AM No.213332749
>>213332616
>t. creep motherfucker
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:34:35 AM No.213332763
>>213332666
>twitter meme
>for a meme 4chan popularized before twitter even existed
Holy fucking newfag.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:36:00 AM No.213332789
The disgust overwhelms it.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:36:33 AM No.213332799
>>213332616
he embodies the sus feeling we all have nowadays
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:37:28 AM No.213332822
>>213332605 (OP)
I only get anxious around pretty girls too.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:37:29 AM No.213332823
>>213332747
no zoomer/gen alpha tiktokers started it
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:37:52 AM No.213332830
>>213332605 (OP)
Why is this anxiety thing a meme?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:39:33 AM No.213332860
doakes suspicious
doakes suspicious
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>>213332655
>>213332719
>>213332747
Doakes is a white man's meme, always has been. Blacks weren't the ones watching Dexter.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:40:26 AM No.213332885
>>213332860
But I'm black
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 4:45:38 AM No.213332992
>>213332616
because it's funny
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:01:44 AM No.213333248
piggly-wiggly
piggly-wiggly
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Am I schizophrenic for Doakesmaxxing the 20 something year old cashier guy at my local supermarket? I used to not go for groceries too often, maybe twice during a work week but ever since I set my eyes on this guy I've ramped it up to stopping by four, maybe five times every week. He's around my age and I just find it so bizarre that I can't recognize him from high school. Sometimes I walk into the store and scope out the checkout to make sure his shifts are on, proceeding to fill up my cart with a bunch of bullshit I don't need from the top shelves which he needs a stool to reach, so when I bring all of my stuff to the front of the store and say I don't have any cash on me he has to spend an hour putting it all back. BTW if you're wondering how I know when he is or isn't going to be at work, I log his routine in a black notebook I've been carrying around... with a few discrepancies I'm yet to figure out, his work schedule is airtight. He hangs around the cereal aisle a lot to dick around on his phone but when he sees me wearing my suspenders strutting at a brisk pace towards the Froot Loops he clumsily reaches for his roll of price tags and pretends to doing his job. Although lately I'm confident he's been sending me secret messages via price labels and barcodes he writes/prints, so there's a section in the notebook where I note each item and price together to figure out some kind of pattern. I'm so close. I find great pleasure in rolling over his feet with my shopping cart to intimidate him, he'll sperg out and all I respond with is "Watch where you're going creep motherfucker" followed by some more physical domination, then I tell him to get back to work. I'm thinking about taking a day off work to camp out the Piggly Wiggly parking lot so I can tail his car tomorrow.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:04:42 AM No.213333302
>>213332616
Noticing is based, not matter the race

t. noticer
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:16:11 AM No.213333510
>>213332616
Since Gen Z's selection of contemporary shows are so dogshit, zoomers have been rewatching shows from the past. Dexter has seen a surge in popularity recently because of this, and the Doakes memes followed because he's the best character in the entire show.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:18:23 AM No.213333552
My girlfriend mentioned that she thought pedro pascal was hot about 2 weeks ago and I thought she was joking at first. I've been thinking about it on and off since then.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:19:28 AM No.213333582
>>213333510
>the best character is Samuel L. Jackson
correct
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:20:38 AM No.213333604
>>213332885
My condolences
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:21:12 AM No.213333619
>>213332885
please have sex with my gf
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:21:48 AM No.213333631
>>213332763
all maymays since (and including) bane have been paid marketing campaigns

its time to grow up
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:28:56 AM No.213333762
>>213332655
"Appeal to cool nigger "
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:30:50 AM No.213333800
>>213333631
>he thinks doakes who has been a meme since (minimum) 2006 is a new thing and a marketing campaign
Lurk moar, newfag.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:34:00 AM No.213333869
>>213332605 (OP)
was there doakesposting before pedro?
this new meta is healthy
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:35:47 AM No.213333900
>>213332616
zoomers have discovered dexter with the new series and finally watched the original dexter
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:36:54 AM No.213333919
>>213333869
Does Surprise Motherfuckaposting count, that was a classic meme
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:37:06 AM No.213333924
>>213333248
I started doakesing a weird autist guy at work, popping out behind corners with SURPRISE MOTHA FUCKA. And calling him a creepy ass motha fucka. I got fired
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:41:23 AM No.213334005
why
why
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>>213332616
>Why is Doakes being revived online?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:42:59 AM No.213334035
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d2qqao5-a4134fc3-0f30-41f0-bdf5-2e7907c9a356
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>>213333869
Yes but RoboDoakes posting
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:59:23 AM No.213334303
dexterface
dexterface
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>>213334035
>tfw in the future thereโ€™s probably going to be a movie or series that is an accurate adaptation of the insane dexter books
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:03:13 AM No.213334379
>>213334303
The books somehow managed to be even worse than the show. I guess I should be thankful to Showtime for somewhat polishing a turd.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:08:31 AM No.213334473
>>213333510
zoomers aren't watching the shows they're seeing clips on tiktok
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:15:03 AM No.213334606
Some guy used to tell me I reminded him of Dexter a lot. Is that good or bad?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:25:24 AM No.213334843
>>213334606
good because it means you are autistic but still attractive which makes the autism endearing instead of a flaw
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:27:22 AM No.213334879
>>213333800
it was. wake up.