Lets enjoy one last original King of the Hill thread before Mike Judge digs up the IP and rapes it

>>213336874 (OP)
>they did a time skip
DOA

>>213336874 (OP)
I have hopes and dreams so just shit the fuck up and let me hope

I'm a lefty and I'm already cringing at imagining the explanation they'll have as to why Hank is not a Trump guy

>>213337016
>I'm a lefty
Imagine admitting that lmao

>>213337031
just did

>>213336874 (OP)
Thank you, OP. Such a wonderful show that ended maybe a little after its prime, but on a good note. My favorite characters were Hank and Buck Strickland. I love the two parter with Buck, the BBQ restaurant and Hank getting high and being to afraid of telling anyone. The reboot is gonna be ass and it’s such a shame, but hey Hollywood is dead I can’t care that much.

>>213336915
It's a nonsensical timeskip, no less. Like Bobby is now a zoomer in 2025 despite having been born in the mid 80s.

>>213336874 (OP)
25 year old zoomer who was watching king of the hill as a 8 year old and still today here

I will NOT watch the reboot. i will NOT watch any clips

the series ended. no more. half the people are fucking dead.

Reviews are already out and they all say politics are barely mentioned. Some of the reviews even seem kind of upset at this.
>But the common-sense centrism of “King of the Hill” feels a little uneasy now that the views of conspiracy theorist Dale Gribble, so often the show’s most outlandishly silly character, have become, if not exactly mainstream, certainly more commonplace. There’s something slightly avoidant about dipping into what by all indications should be Trump Country and then acting like the biggest cultural shift is those dang-old cell phones.
You people are doom and glooming for no reason.

>>213336874 (OP)
My Mom started watching it for the first time and randomly picked an episode. It was the one where Bill gets diabetes. She laughed a few times. Said she always thought it was some stupid hick show so avoided it.

>>213337186
They say that about literally everything because it’s never enough. If there was an episode where it was just Hank staring into the camera for 20 minutes saying he hates Trump, they would still say it wasn’t enough

>>213337186
Just because it doesn’t delve into politics doesn’t mean it’s not gonna be garbage. King of the Hill was never super political, every know and then, but most of the political jokes are lighthearted and don’t have much to say beyond a gag or two. I didn’t expect the reboot to be political, I do expect it to be hot ass though.

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>>213337242
Hank Hill would most assuredly be anti-trans and mention it in his "anti hippie" tirades. Not inclufing that, the show may as well be located on the moon.

>>213337016
I mean I could see it. Hank, outside of season 1 or maybe 2, is a huge effeminate pussy. Trump is also a New Yorker and a walking embodiment of The Seven Deadly Sins. Hank would probably be a faggot Ted Cruz or DeSantis supporter. Dare I even say a Zionist.

>>213337016
Hank couldn't even put up with Bush's handshake. He couldn't cope with Trump.

>>213337106
the show was on a sliding timeline the whole time retard

>>213337016
>New Yorker who sold shitty steaks and owns gold-plated everything
Hank would never have voted for him.

>>213337016
Fucking faggot nigger, bitchass, troglodyte, retarded piece of shit cunt, twink.

>>213338182
Trump would have a firm handshake though.

>>213337338
you're fucking retarded if you think hank would be bigoted towards any group of people that don't cook with charcoal
he'd shudder and bwaah when the concept is introduced to him, but he wouldn't be anti-trans once a trans person makes him a steak or some shit

>>213337016
>>213337371
You guys have weird interpretations of him.

>>213337016
Hank would definitely vote for the New York reality tv star who eats steak well done with ketchup, right. Uh-huh.

How many times would Hank have to say "nigger" per episode for /tv/ to be happy?

>>213338486
>NOOO HE'S NOT HECKIN BASED AND REDPILLED

>>213338261
kys retarded faggot, Hank has canonically never shown anything but disgust towards you.
https://streamable.com/m7f7a8

>>213339299
lmao the way he says it

>>213338210
He would NOT

>>213337338

>>213336874 (OP)
>It's gonna be woke

>>213338150
Doesn't that mean he'd reject every president we've had since Bush since they all continued and doubled down on his policies?

>>213339299
exasperation is not disgust

>>213340730
>admit theyre ashamed of all the POC characters of the past which weren't voiced by matching POC actors
>recast all of them and promise that even the ones they're not using will be recast if they ever do use them again
Yeah man its woke, cope

>>213336874 (OP)
Why do YouTuber essay autists always shill for shitty sequels/reboots?

>>213336874 (OP)
I dont think it'll be thay good and maybe get a season or two before it gets canceled. People just like the hype, and not the show. Never reflects in viewership numbers ever. They should have done this a decade ago.

>>213342645
Happened with Futurama, it returned but nobody talks about it, shocking it gets renewed.

>>213336915
More interesting to do that. Worked wonders for B&B

>>213342813
Add having to subscribe to Hulu also, I wouldn't doubt people have it but paying money to see one show is a bit asinine to me.

>>213342560
Because they need more of them cause their channels are built on nostalgia

>>213337160
please for the love of God form an identity beyond the things you like

>>213343242
that is literally everyones identity
"things I like"
shut the fuck up, retard.

>>213337160
Me and all of my friends are watching it. Mad?

Is it dropping at midnight? Sad that not even the first episode leaked

>>213343832
Stop talking about video games and work Anon.

>>213344237
Yep lfggggggg

>>213336988
those died long ago 88.

>>213344452
I work, anon.
you want me to talk about the mailing industry and junk mail with you, anon? is that it?
>>213343951
no. why would I be?

>>213337016
>I'm a lefty
yikes, you should be in an asylum you disgusting freak.

>>213337016
Trump raped your brain lol and there's nothing you could do about it just like you couldn't do anything about ICE or Israel. Why are leftists so weak and effeminate?

>>213337160
based

>Dude I want to see the characters fatter and older and less funny/relevant
Why

>>213341092
Yes. Hank hates politicians and probably only votes because he believes in civic participation

>>213343832
>that is literally everyones identity
some people are part of their communities and don't build their ego around Breaking Bad funkopop
And if you want to live your life around Breaking Bad funkopop then fine but don't get uppity when people think you're vapid

>>213343832
>courageous, strong, pleasant, helpful, clever, resourceful, protective, dedicated
>nah fuck all that I like rock and portly
>WABA LABA DING DONG MAN HAHA GET IT?
kys

>>213336915
The timeskip is a mistake. I think there's untapped nostalgia for the 2000's when things were close enough to the modern period to be relatable but without all the troubles we have in the 2020's.

>>213337016
They shouldn't mention Trump at all. The safest move is to ignore politics entirely, but if they need to bring it up for a story, invent entirely fake and ultra-generic political characters.

>>213337371
Hank would probably have taken the Jeb -> Cruz -> Trump route. Rightwingers stopped caring about Trump's eccentric character by like 2017. It was mostly a crying wolf effect where people stopped listening to criticism of him because of all the dumb accusations that were proven false, but it's also when it became clear that the political fight was Trump vs. gayracecommunism and people still complaining about well-done steak were just gayracecommunists trying to divide and conquer.

>>213337186
>now that the views of conspiracy theorist Dale Gribble, so often the show’s most outlandishly silly character, have become... true.

>>213338261
God leftists are so fucking bad at understanding other people. Why are they like this?

the best episode is still when gary busey takes over dale's gun club

>>213348020
I like how Gary Busey leaned into the whole "unhinged maniac" thing.

>>213343832
This tells me that you're either an insensitive person with a low social IQ, or you genuinely live a shit life surrounded by other people living shit lives (in which case, one can only wonder why real people with real lives pass on you).

>>213336874 (OP)
I’m hyped.

>>213342560
They get paid to

>>213348322
Stop talking about video games and work Anon.