>frankenstein trailer
>frankenstein is barely present in it
what were they thinking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x--N03NO130
>netflix makes dracula
>first 2 minutes of the show
>"let me tell you how dracula fucked me in the ass"
>>213337288Oppa Franken Style
>>213337278 (OP)He's right there, Victor Frankenstein
I really hope Mia Goth doesn't annoy the shit out of me in this.
>le humans are the real monster and Frankenstein dindu nuffin
Leave it to Del Taco to fag up Frankenstein, may as well have gotten a women to write the script.
>>213337278 (OP)Frankenstein is the scientist.
>>213337278 (OP)dude, Frankenstein is the scientist
>>213337278 (OP)zoomer doesn't know that Frankenstein is the guy who creates the monster
But doctor I am the Frankenstein
>>213337401>>213337442>>213337511If the monster isn't named Frankenstein, then why is his girlfriend called "The Bride of Frankenstein"
>>213337400But Frankenstein is to blame for what his monster does.
>>213337278 (OP)>not released in time for halloweenwhy do these losers do this?
>>213337400That is the moral of the actual written story. Hubris and cowardice are the downfall of man.
>movie set in 18th century europe
How many niggers will be in it?
del toro needs to make movies in spanish. they have an emotional undercurrent his english stuff lacks
>>213337566Frenkenstein's Daugher-In-Law didn't sound good
>>213337278 (OP)Is this an even gayer version of the Zelda meme?
>Zelda blah blah>Zeldas the princess,links the hero
I'm reading the book and I've realised that the monster is basically an incel
>rejected by society for his ugliness
>thinks a gf would sort out his life
A little bit I'm a monster, a little bit
>>213337278 (OP)>somehow frankenstein's monster has returned
>no female remake called Anne Frankenstein
Is Hollywood even trying?
>>213337400Frankenstein was originally written by a woman and that is objectively the moral of the original novel.
Why was Shelley allowed to lift the jewish golem parable verbatim and get away with it? Why didn't anyone call her a hack?
>>213339108>Anne Frankenstein>she goes on a revenge crusade strangling old Nazis in their beds and young Nazis in the street
>>213339111Every creative steals, you only get called a hack if you disguise that fact poorly.
>>213339108at least in this the make the monster part black (his knees are repurposed negro testicles)
>>213337400>people are going to fall for this postoh wait, this
>>213339109 paste eater already did lmao
>>213339109Frankenstein was attributed to a woman, but composed during a writers retreat with Percy Shelly and Byron. To say they may have contributed heavely and did a lot of the motivating and likely the actual writting would not be out of line. Mary Shelly never produced comparable work again.
>>213339111>Why didn't anyone call her a hack?They didn't have reddit back then so they couldn't come up with retarded ideas like that.
Oscar Isaacs was the original latino-who-gets-white-roles faggot before Pedo Pascal took over
>>213337278 (OP)that del taco signature
>>213337278 (OP)Sure, take the goth emo path why don't you... Very original take on this whole Frankenstein story
>>213337278 (OP)>"How can I shoehorn fascism into this?" - Taco Del Grande
Del Taco is a terrible hack. Somehow he keeps getting movies despite everything he makes flopping and being forgotten 2 weeks after release.
Why isn't Christian Convery listed on the credits? He's in the movie.
>>213337278 (OP)If anything the monster isn't in the trailer enough
>>213339387the scientist is the monster
>>213339393No
Humanity is the REAL monster for not accepting Frankentroon
>>213339439kino cast desu
how many fingers does frankenstein have
>>213339214Isn't he from spain?
>>213339215Nothing "emo", just classic gothic with a bit of steampunk.
>>213339273counterpoint: his movies are kino and you're a big fat baby who licks ass
>>213339439The ayy lmaooo gay zoomer from Euphoria is the monster? Lel.
>>213339439lmao, people completely memoryholed the original story
>n a village of the Bavarian Alps, Henry Frankenstein and his assistant Fritz, a hunchback, piece together a human body. Some of the parts are from freshly buried bodies, others from the bodies of recently hanged criminals. Henry desires to create a human, giving this body life through electrical devices. He still needs a brain for his creation. Henry's former teacher Dr. Waldman shows his class the brain of an average human being and the corrupted brain of a criminal for comparison. Henry sends Fritz to steal the healthy brain from Waldman's class. Fritz accidentally damages it, and so brings Henry the corrupt brain.
Frankenstein is the doctor not the monster
>this fall
>November
Uh...? Anyway. How funny would it be if this shit is more successful than the Dark Universe? Universal has been trying to reboot their properties for like 20 years now and failing every single time because they refuse to make horror films with their horror characters.
>No! We want to make quippy action movie crossovers like Marvel! We want Tony Stark Dracula and Tony Stark Frankenstein teaming up with Tony Stark Invisible man and Tony Stark Phantom of the Opera!
>>213341462https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9Pw0xX4DXI
>>213341556isnt this a part of dark universe? Did they universal lost the rights?
>>213337401>>213337442>>213337511Fucking retards can't understand that Dr Frankenstein is the REAL monster
>>213337400Anon, you know who wrote the book …right?
>lightning bring the monster to life
come on. The book is somewhat vague about this but its definitely esoteric knowledge bordering perhaps on supernatural ritual.
>>213337400Nigga that's literally the book.
>>213338155I wonder how faithful to the book its gonna be, because huge parts of the book are kind of a slow drama, not horror.
>>213337278 (OP)frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster mouth breather
>>213341617It's a Netflix movie. Universal Studios doesn't own Netflix.
The thing is Universal doesn't own the Frankenstein novel. That shit is public domain. Anyone can adapt that. Universal only owns the green skin, neckbolt Boris Karloff design of Frankenstein. So long as Frankenstein doesn't have a flat skull and neckbolts, Universal can't sue. Isn't copyright law wonderful?
Not watching this woke trash
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>>213339439>they named the monster Frankensetein, and not the mad scientist who created himThat's taking a shit all over Mary Shelley's work.
>>213337315Shouldn't he be the one getting fucked in the ass
>>213337278 (OP)>frankenstein is barely present in itStupid ESL anon self reports he hasn't read the book.
>>213339126Also she's a lesbian. And in a wheelchair. And biracial. And trans.
>>213341462LOL! I bet that's the one thing he didn't want to happen! What a zany mix up lmao
>>213337401>>213337511>>213337442I'm aware that in the original book, it is the Dr. who is called Frankenstein. However, that hasn't been the case for over a hundred years now. In the original book, the monster is apparently also never described as green or with bolts, but that is basically the official Frankenstein look now. Sherlock Holmes also never says “Elementary, my dear Watson” in the original stories but its one of the things he is best known for. So for all intensive purposes, Frankenstein is the name of the monster.
>>213337315>BBC makes dracula>Dracula get ipadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzYYS8CbOE8
"Frankenstein is the scientist" is the "Viggo actually broke his foot" of books.
>>213342936Your mom is the whore of Babylon of whores of Babylon.
>>213337278 (OP)Frankenstein is the scientist anon...
DAE know that Frankenstein is actually the human doctor, not the monster?
>>213343036Why did ancient christcucks consider Babylon the most sinful city on earth when only a single whore lived there?
>>213343054Yes, redditman, technically its the name of the scientist, but nobody has used it that way since like the first silent film adaptation.
Frank is actually the doctor, but he was enlisted into a certain tribe and became a monster named Frankenstein.
>>213337278 (OP)Totally into it. Then Adam shows up on the boat killing people.
>>213337278 (OP)>>213343103Actually the monster is called Stein
It's Frank & Stein
>>213337278 (OP)It was supposed to be a buddy cop movie titled "Frank and Stein," but Del Toro is illiterate and shot a Frankenstein movie instead.
>>213341752The monster even calls him out on this. Victor immediately abandons him. He tries to befriend people but is so deformed and malevolent looking that it is impossible.
>character named Victor Frankenstein
>he neither wins nor is a monster
????
>>213343214Don't give people my strip club name.
>>213337278 (OP)I havent watched the trailer how many niggers are in it
>>213337703a spanish frankenstien from a spanish director would be fucking L U D O
>>213337278 (OP)Frankenstein is the single most overrated work of Western literature and Dracula mogs it hard
The creature is initially sympathetic, but as the story unfolds, it embraces the role of the monster the society gave it. After it kills Victor's little brother, all that sympathy is gone.
>FRAU BLUCHER
https://youtu.be/-Fby-7z_JpE?t=4
>>213341677No, they were reviving frogs with electric shocks and they describe quite well the process. In fact Victor becomes displeased with the supernatural and some scientist, cant remember the name who combined the occult with science. And he went for 100% science.
>>213343334Nah, he becomes based as the book advances.
>>213339439kino cast completely ruined by oscar issac
>>213342138Just stop being antisemitic, chud.
How is he gonna make it woke?
>>213343680I like Oscar Isaac, but I feel like if you're going to cast Burn Gorham in this, then he should be the title character.
>>213337278 (OP)>Soulless greenscreened NetslopYuck
>>213337278 (OP)Del Toro's a hack.
The Shape of Water was genuinely embarrassingly bad.
Mia Goth can't act and ruins every film she's in.
Don't have high hopes for this.
>>213343693He fucks his own monster.
Btw Frankenstein is the name of the scientist, the monsters name is Rodney
>>213337401no, the scientist's name is Frank Stein
Here's that cornerstone of Romanticist aesthetic I was telling you about
>>213344169Why do all the shots look so cloudy and muddled? Was this shot on celluloid? Netflix slop always has the same depressing "disposable content" aesthetic.
>>213344271because you need to color grade it to death
i suggest you watch youtube tutorials on editing to see what kind of "people" work in the industry, immensely proud how they're all able to professionally cut the exact same type of trailer
Anyone that has read the book would know the monster has a name given to it by Victor. Adam. He names the creature on the page.
>>213344646>AdamThe first man. Bravo, Mary.
>>213343314>le journal entries Dracula is the found footage equivalent of literature.
>Oscar Issac
>Mia Goth
Why does Reddit cast everything these days?
>>213344683Let's be honest, Mary's husband (an established poet) wrote the novel. She was given sole authorship credit as a marketing ploy.
>>213344774She told the basics of the story around the fire and they all ran with it and expanded on the ideas. The writting is her's, but it was very very likely a group effort beyond the concept.
>>213337401chat is this real?
>>213342871Frankenstein is a family name, why wouldn’t his creation bear it?
>>213344820>The writting is her'sNah, the prose in the Frankenstein novel is dense and complex and demonstrates worldly knowledge of peak science and philosophy of the time, it was definitely not written by a 21 year old girl.
>>213337278 (OP)>what were they thinkingThey were thinking "we have that public IP that we're not using, let's use it as a vehicle to push that gay porn script my cousin that I met at my nephew's bar mitzvah wrote."
>>213344872The truth in the argument is that the novel Frankenstein, a modern Prometheus, is not about the monster, but Victor. We call the monster Frankenstein instead of Frankenstein's monster, and that has led to the whole shallow "You know..." snobbery from people that only know what they know from hearing it, and having never read the book. It is worth reading even today, and is not overencumbered like Moby DIck and other contemporarious dogshit.
>>213344940that has to do with editing more than anything. But, yeah you got an argument.
>>213344774>She was given sole authorship credit as a marketing ploy.The original publication was done anonymously. Mary wasn’t given credit until several years later, after Frankenstein had gained success as an adapter theatrical play, when a new printing edition was done and the book was heavily revised by Mary in its third published English edition (also the one most people have rear) almost a decade later, by which time Percy for example had been dead for ages.
>>213344739>Dracula is the kino equivalent of literatureYes, we know
>>213337566The monster is the son of Dr. Frankenstein, his full name is Adam Prometheus Frankenstein
>>213339188False. Mary's The Last Man is better than Frankenstein.
>>213345236nat familar with it and will check it out, you goddamn namefaggot.
>>213339273>Del Taco is a terrible hackDude says he's a big horror fan but he can't really do horror, as in being anxiety-inducing, spooky, creepy, etc. He's got style and flare I suppose but no substance of feeling behind it. And yet ppl rave about his movies.
>>213345321He's been coasting on Pan's Labyrinth for 20 years now.
>>213345442shape of water
>>213344169> we want the batman forever audienceactually nvm, forever at least has some contrast and good lighting
>>213344683>Adam, I promethse you I will love like a father.
>>213339439>Doctor Victor>Frankenstein "The Monster"jfc
>>213337278 (OP)What is this? Lies Of P?
>>213337401Grolton is the dog
I reckon
>>213342911this video skips the two most retarded bits. renfield is his lawyer, and he just walked in into this top secret facility, the kind that hires mercs for security, with no problem whatsoever. and two: nobody gave him the wifi password, HE GUESSED IT BECAUSE THE PASSWORD IS DRACULA
>>213346951i barely remember what i watched of that horrid thing. wasn't Dracula in that, a half-a-fag?
>>213344774Wasn't it that Lord Byron gave them the idea for the novel? I read there are some critics that think Frankenstein has more in common with Byron's writing than anything Mary or Percy Shelly related.
>>213347854Only in that Byron wrote longform. Percy Shelly was a poet and Mary was nothing but Percy's side piece that night. Mary told a spooky story about a doctor making a man, and they brainstormed the book into existance from that.
>>213342871>So for all intensive purposesGot me.
>>213347991How accurate was her biopic?
>>213343314Both are great books, Dracula for creating a gothic myth around a historical figure and Frankenstein for its philosophical and ethical dilemmas around science and playing God which are still relevant today.
>>213349371Never saw it, but I figure they romanticised it. She was a slutty pretty girl running around with a married man that was the equal to like the fred durst of his day.
>>213337315> dracula remake for the audience of 2025> I'm Vlad and this is my crib frfr
>>213337401what are the odds
>>213337566Cause Victor probably wanted that sweet dead booty for himself.
>>213337278 (OP)>gayermo del turdo>kikeflix>frankenstein>oscar isaacnah lol
>>213350018Victor is the monster
>>213338098>(You) are the corpse monsterkino
>>213344646Well if Frankenstein is his dad, he'd get his last name so he's Adam Frankenstein
>nooo the trailer doesn't spoil the whole movie
fuck off zoomer
>>213339439Are there still people who don't know that IMDB is fan edited?
>>213344774>marketing ployYeah, that huge audience clamoring for novels written by women in 1818 England.
>>213339439I wanna see this now, damn.
>>213350018In the final sword duel between the mosnter and the doctor one of them is the Victor.
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He’s literally me
>>213345180no he isn't he never receives a name
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>>213339439here's your "abomination" that strikes unending fear in anyone who castes their gaze upon him
>>213344646>>213350222victor never gives him a name, he is nameless throughout
he only refers to himself as adam as he's created by victor who is his god. he never makes the claim that it is his name
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STOP MAKING WHITE CHARACTERS MEXICAN!!!!!!!!!!
>>213341462You're right that they momoryholed it by calling the monster "Frankenstein" but what you just quoted is not the original story lol
>>213343284Elordi is basque or sth. 20 years ago Benicio would be playing all these werewolf, franken roles
>>213350690There are three instances in the book were he is refered to as Adam. Twice by Victor in his description monologs, and the time you mention. If he can be said to have a name, it is Adam.
>>213350953except he never claims it as his name he just uses the adam motif as a way to convey his feelings in an attempt to sway victor into creating a woman for him
and victor uses the word monster and abomination far more often than "adam"
>>213351006You have your argument and I have mine. Mine is textual and yours is subjective. Mine wins.
>>213351031it's the other way around dumbass
>>213351056no, it aint. Mine is him being named in the text tree times. Yours is your idiot take on bullshit.
>>213351077dunning-kruger in full effect
>>213349948That's pretty funny. I watched it a couple weekends ago and he was definitely portrayed as a fuckboy. Also Stephen Dillane basically played Stannis again.
>>213339439>naming the monster FrankensteinEven I know it's called Frankenstein's Monster. What the fuck
>>213351103that will not work. Make your own argument and I will dismantle it for you.
I hope Mia Goth is as arousingly crazy as always in this one
>>213351165you haven't even been able to for the entirety of this discussion
>>213351184call for a vote bitch.
>>213351234there's nothing to vote for all you've ever done so far is calling me stupid and yourself as correct
will this director deliver? I would like to see an eggers frankenstein & king kong
>>213351174I walked out of Infinity Pool wanting Mia to insult/dominate/humiliate me and I'm not normally into that at all. It's not a kink/fetish of mine. But she was so fucking good as a ballbusting cunt that it just worked for me.
>>213351268anon, this is grillero del taco, he always delivers
>>213351268Del Toro has arguably never made a good movie.
>>213351255and I am and you are.
>>213337400Keke. Only 160 iq /lit/ chads will get this
You give me a headache, /tv/.
>>213351293I was thinking of X/Pearl kind of homicidal crazy but you're right, that works too. So long as I feel sufficiently horny at her yelling ig
>>213345262Read Mathilda as well
maybe it won't be so bad, probably not great though
>>213351453This shit was porn for me. Half wanting to smash her head through a window, half wanting to fuck her face/throat.
https://youtube.com/shorts/tZRm_sBSHuo?si=MELDAA1OEkv8mqXe
>>213349371bet kojima fapped to those.
>>213337278 (OP)They did the same thing with that Nosferatu movie.
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