Thread 213337878 - /tv/ [Archived: 83 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:30:54 AM No.213337878
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Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to believe me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:34:04 AM No.213337917
WORDS ARE LIKE BULLETS
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:42:32 AM No.213338037
mmmm delicious!
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:32:49 AM No.213338646
>>213337878 (OP)
HOLY BASED
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:59:41 AM No.213338975
I would like to sample his toothsome rump. A single bite and it would be gone.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:34:03 AM No.213339409
karl
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we should also force him to live in dwarf village and force him to call Karl saying how much he loves it before giving him brain damage to only make him do mini me sounds.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:36:34 AM No.213339447
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>>213337878 (OP)
Now who's laughing?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:36:54 AM No.213339449
>>213337878 (OP)
Wrote this when hungover in dorm room in 2019. Warwick pastas then were gleefully torture him, being unapologetically villainous. They later evolved into taking the stance that Warwick is the villain and the tortures with righteous
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:38:52 AM No.213339478
>>213339449
Also am a dyslexic and don't proofread, so you can notice extremely stupid errors in this post and what the OP copy and pasted. Even in my dissertation from upper tier college that got top marks I can go back and occassionally spot a stupid error despite rereading that thing dozens of times lol
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:40:40 AM No.213339504
I would roast him over a bunsen burner, deep fry him in a thimble.