Anyone watching this shit?

Do they spear the fuck out of the Europeans?

>>213340195
Not yet, the premiere was mainly setting up the samoan tribes, Brit sailors show up in middle of episode 2 but they showcased very little. I expect them to expand more on them as the plot is heading towards that direction

>>213340195
Based on the wikipedia article I think this describes a pre-colonial conflict and won't have many foreigners.

>Based on true events, the story begins at the end of the 18th century when the four major kingdoms of the Hawaiian Islands were in a state of war
>The series follows Kaʻiana, a warrior chief (aliʻi) of Kauaʻi who travels outside the islands, returns home, and joins a bloody campaign until, at the last minute, he rebels against the unification of Hawaiʻi that took place from 1782 to 1810 under Kamehameha I

>>213340184 (OP)
Any webm requests?

Didn't Momoman already make a similar show for Apple before and nobody watched it?

>>213340299
Captain Cook's crew already showed up in episode 2. 18th century had lot of eros exploring iirc

>>213340302
Show me a fight scene please

>>213340328
That was SEE, a sci fi fantasy series. It was actually good, didnt drag it too long

>>213340302
Temura chasing that child with a club was kek

>>213340302
show em the butts

>>213340184 (OP)
>In 1795, Kaʻiana and his brother were ordered by Kamehameha I to join him on his campaign against Kalanikūpule
>Kaʻiana and Nāhiʻōleʻa would answer the call
>On Oʻahu, Kaʻiana and Nāhiʻōleʻa, dissatisfied with being excluded from Kamehameha's war council, defected to Kalanikūpule and were both killed at the Battle of Nuʻuanu in 1795
Wow what an amazing person to base a series around he gets called up to fight and agrees then changes side because he's not on the war council and then he dies all this in the span of less than a year

>>213340865
The conflict is romanticized by Hawaiians today and there’s a love triangle, jealousy, a war with husband and wife on opposing sides, a bitter sweet ending to the tale of Kaiana

>>213340184 (OP)
The issue with shit like this is the minorities always end up winning, instead of being colonized like everyone else.

Surprised Momoa is not playing the role of Kamehameha, the great unifier, but the loser that paved the way with his own blood.

>>213340184 (OP)
>Apple TV + whatever
>Jason Mamoa

Oh yea…..let me get right on that. KEK

>>213340354
best thing about See was the worldbuilding (bit flimsy but interesting and original) and the fight choreography.

But >>213340328 is right in saying no one watched it, I've yet to meet a single person IRL who's even heard of the show.

>>213341289
>best thing about See was the worldbuilding (bit flimsy but interesting and original) and the fight choreography.
Blind action is always cool

Does subtitles ruin a show or is it a normie filter?

>>213340331
1/2

>>213342653
2/2

>>213342653
>>213342671
ay yo these niggas gay

>>213342653
>>213342671
Why is momoa the only one bare ass'ed while the other men have flaps?

>>213342671
You got webms of Kaiana storming the beach

>>213340770

>>213340834

>>213342705
He has left his tribe and gone to another island so he would have access to limited clothing resources

>>213342942
>on my way to grief that seven year old on gmod

>>213342942
I like the show so far but this was really dumb. Like super duper dumb.
>How can we show le bad guy is le bad guy?
>Just have him kill a kid for no reason
>*Shrugs shoulders* okay

>>213343198
It isnt that bad, Mamoa already hinted he has a bloodlust but they were willing to believe that oahu was preparing to attack them. So it just reinforces the bloodlust thing

>>213342942
kid smirking ruins it or me, they should have made the little shit do a retake

>>213343250
>Our seers have foreseen Oahu’s treachery
>yeah so, some spiritual leader from Oahu somehow got ahold of your father’s bones. Which through our rites the bones should have been hidden on Maui but another island had it
Sounds like the King of Maui was a big bullshitter

>>213340184 (OP)
Got bored, turned it off
sorry jason

>>213343439
I think not being in english is hurting it same as The Sympathizer

>>213343521
That makes zero sense since Hulu’s Shogun outperformed despite being 80% nihongo

>>213343556
Shogun had benefit of Blackthorne character being a proxy for the audience who doesnt know japanese at the start. So the translations helped connect with the audience

>>213342875
Have this webm of Ka'iana leading a spear attack

>>213342875

>>213343803
>ridiculous slowdown like the average indian shitty blockbuster "it's shit but it's great because it's exotic you know"

>>213343950
Nice. Mamoa and the Tongan playing his brother Nahi are absolute units.

>>213342414
I mean it has little to no english dialogue, it isnt watchable without subtitles unless you understand the language

>>213342653
Where's the blood?

webm of princess kaahumanu reaching out for john the sailor, onegai

>>213340184 (OP)
Sure, I got it cued up for right after Sinners and Star Trek Discovery. What a Sunday!

>>213340302
the sex scene with the succubus monster

>>213340184 (OP)
this is real? I thought this was a fake trailer?

what age are those savages in ? Stone?

>>213344537
Late 1700s

>>213340245
>samoan
are you retarded?

>>213342705
he wants his ass to be seen

>>213343439
this

boring

>>213342653
>>213342942
>>213343803

>>213344578
They are all the same like arabs

>>213342653
>>213342671
>the filter
didnt know the hawaiians lived in breaking bad mexico

>They are all the same like arabs

Are they going to touch upon any of the sexual degenerate pedo shit and/or the royal incest the Hawaiians used to do or will they completely ignore it?

>>213342942
>you didn't cook me my fookin eggs

>>213343439
>boring show
>poster is the protag yawning widely
At least their marketing people are honest

>>213343198
>no reason
his aim was to massacre their whole tribe anon, of course he was going to kill the kid on the beach lol

Any good female assets in it?

>>213343074
Was it sand that he rubbed into it's gills?

>>213346545
wdym? Like the kind of shit the Greeks did or worse?

>>213346631
the main women shown so far are all hot and basically in tank tops and shorts all the time

>>213343803
Why does this not look more colorful? Why does everyone hate vibrant colors?

>>213346638
No, they drug the shark with some hawaain tribal plant based medicine or something. Helps them sedate the shark a bit

>>213346762
There were barely any vibrant colors in that era

>>213346631
Yes and no. They are prime hawaiin hotties but they are completely covered unlike the men.

>>213346810
I'm talking about the way the show was filmed.

>>213346856
Reflects the vibe of that era imo

>>213346810
i forgot that 300 years ago the sky and vegetation were shades of teal instead of blue and green

>>213346545
>Prepubescent brown goddesses always topless and bottomless around bodies of water(rivers, lakes, ocean)
>If you were horny in ancient hawaii you were allowed to pull any hawaiian female(ages 4-Hag) on trail to a secluded spot and fuck them as long as the two practiced discretion.
>Boys 4-13 were taught sex by mothers, aunts and grandmothers. Often allowed to penetrate and practice hip motion and knowledge to stimulate.
>Girls as young as 4-13 were taught by their uncles or grandfathers, who would perform cunnilingus on them to get the girls comfortable and aware of such stimulation.
>https://www.hawaii edu/PCSS/biblio/articles/2000to2004/2004-sexual-behavior-in-pre-contact-hawaii.html

lmao no

>>213347052
need

>>213347052
>stronk wimmun warrior
Admittedly I know shit about Hawaiian history and culture but I'm willing to guess this never actually happened.

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>>213342671
make them a little darker and you've got the Northern Territory of Australia in 2025

>>213346666
waaaay worse dude lol

>>213343074
gyatt

>>213347052
>>213347157
>Kanahele and his wife, taking advantage of the fatigue and discouragement of his two captors, leapt at them as Nishikaichi handed the shotgun to Harada. When Nishikaichi pulled his pistol out of his boot, Ella Kanahele grabbed his arm and brought it down. Harada pulled her off Nishikaichi, who then shot Ben Kanahele three times: in the groin, stomach and upper leg. However, Kanahele was still able to pick up Nishikaichi and hurl him into a stone wall, knocking him unconscious. Ella Kanahele then killed the Japanese pilot by bludgeoning his head with a rock.[8] Harada then killed himself with the shotgun.[11]
Retards. A Hawaiian woman in the 1940s killed an Imperial dicklet ricel.

>>213347270
i'm talking about women actually running into battle as warriors/soldiers, tard

>>213340299
You are severely retarded if you think a show in current year will not have white people as the villain, especially in a story about tribes. I mean look at that poster, ofc they will be honorable savage fighting the evil white colonialists

>>213346978
>Subincision of the foreskin was practiced, and ostensibly, to prepare for this practice, the penis was blown into daily starting from birth.
>The blowing continued daily until the infant was old enough to urinate in an arch, wetting the blower, then it was done less often, perhaps three times a week until the young male was 6 or 7.
>This procedure, and the vulva treatment to be mentioned, was said to make the genitals more beautiful and to be a form of “blessings with which loving relatives desired to endow
>Subincision = beautiful and a blessing
I wish I never looked up what that was. What a bunch of monsters.

>>213347396
Savage women fought all the time whenever the tribe was on the brink of a massacre lmao

>>213346545
>>213346666

>Similarly, young females learned from the older women, with whom they remained. They were taught to look forward to sex and appreciate its pleasures. Both sexes heard the sex-positive conversations, songs, and stories of their elders and learned accordingly. Sexual exploration with same-sex age mates was actively encouraged by the age of puberty.
>Among ali’i, an experienced chiefess, usually a blood “aunt,” instructed and trained the young males. Similarly, young females were trained by their “aunt,” by another experienced woman
>These adult/nonadult sexual interactions were socially approved behavior.
>Some types of inbreeding were preferred for ali‘i, and sometimes inbreeding was their obligation. An offspring of a royal full-brother/full-sister incestuous mating was considered to have the highest mana and, thus, to be the most sacred.

>>213346545
>>213346666
>>213347529

>Adults attended physically to the sexual development of the young, including the preparation of their genitals. These sexual interactions between adults and the young, from the society’s perspective, were seen as benefiting the young individual rather than as gratifying the adult. The sexual desire of an adult for a nonadult, heterosexual or homosexual, was accepted

It was insanely degenerate

>>213347270
She looks like she could be related to The Rock

>>213347437
This was pretty widespread among the Australian aborigines and other islanders in that general area, and in many places in Africa which is probably where it originated from and was kept by these people as they migrated east.
Nothing good ever comes from africa.

I will now reluctantly watch your Polynesian Propaganda show.

*blocks the road to Mona Loa*

sequel to the blind show? I thought boobavoss died at the end?

>>213340184 (OP)
The dialogue is very straightforward and boring and the action scenes are Bollywood-esque.

It looks interesting, but I'll wait for the chuds to tell if it will be about le evil white colonizers.

>shot in New Zaeland
>main actors not even Hawaiian

>>213343803
>Send the rain of spears!
>Let the slings fly!
Surely in real life the orders during battle were short and direct and not fucking poetic like that...

>>213346978
>This wish for high-mana descendants and relatives prompted Hawai‘ian families to send their daughters and wives to sleep with crewmen of early visiting ships. They thought the strange newcomers-with their large vessels and weapons that could kill immediately and at a distance—were indeed gods

Asians were obsessed with BWC even back then!

>>213346696
>>213346828
Some Vlogger critic said episode 9 the final episode felt like a different production entirely with nude scenes and a sex scene.

>>213348420
>main actor is half white
It's always the same with these "indigenous" movies

>>213340184 (OP)
I don't care for these kind of shows. These people did nothing of value in their history and were basically savages.
Who gives a shit.

>>213347571
>>213347529
>>213347437
>>213347270
What about the infanticide and cannibalism?

>WEEKLY RELEASE

>>213348484
But the language is poetic

>>213340328
the show for apple was post apo about blind people. How is this similar? Anyway, it was great

>>213342942
>should we do another take, boss?
>nah, good enough