leon - /tv/ (#213345692) [Archived: 165 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:09:38 PM No.213345692
Leon-poster
Leon-poster
md5: 8f78143121cbef151cdcbdf665efd61c🔍
what do we think of it?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:08:39 PM No.213347050
Natalie Portman never looked hotter in a film after this
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:20:00 PM No.213347371
>>213345692 (OP)
Amazing movie. It's a romance movie about two broken people shaped by trauma, but we can't talk about that so we focus on the action and pretend it's about mentorhood. Kino on so many abstract levels.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:21:59 PM No.213347424
>>213345692 (OP)
Just saw it recently. Any like it?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:25:30 PM No.213347520
>>213347424
I guess Breakfast at Tiffany's counts in a way.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:28:12 PM No.213347590
>>213347424
lost in translation is quite similar but without the hitman stuff.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:29:15 PM No.213347618
>>213347520
>>213347590
Seconding Lost in Translation. It has that connection between two isolated individuals aspect.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:56:04 PM No.213348299
>>213345692 (OP)
The action scenes have aged a bit.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:56:57 PM No.213348329
>>213347520
fucking retard
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:56:58 PM No.213348330
>>213345692 (OP)
Her legs are so incredible in this. Sit on my face.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:57:55 PM No.213348358
>>213347050
Someone hasn't seen starwars episode 2.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:58:44 PM No.213348385
>>213345692 (OP)
One of gary oldman's best performances
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:59:23 PM No.213348403
>>213345692 (OP)
I know what you want to talk about but that aside, Gary Oldman's character is probably the worst on screen villain i've ever seen. Makes the movie unwatchable. The writing is to blame too but the way he plays him is retarded.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:00:46 PM No.213348439
>>213345692 (OP)
Was my dad's favorite movies, showed me it's ok to fuck children if they're asking for it.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:01:55 PM No.213348466
>>213345692 (OP)
Natalie Portman looked her best in this
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:02:02 PM No.213348470
>>213348358
Not nearly as sexy, Natalia was in her prime in Leon
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:02:49 PM No.213348487
Rip-off from Gloria
Besson is a great camera guy and a great visual set-piece maker but a shitty director
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:02:52 PM No.213348488
>>213345692 (OP)
One of my favorites, but it's arguably pedophilic in nature
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:02:54 PM No.213348493
>>213348403
Fuck you he's funny
https://youtu.be/mX-qK4qG2EY?si=Znv1X8qz2R5ZEkss
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:03:20 PM No.213348503
>>213345692 (OP) (OP)
Was my dad's favorite movie, showed me it's ok to fuck little girls if they're asking for it.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:03:45 PM No.213348516
hershlag
hershlag
md5: 14195a628b3d2c7ba69fe3e6f2ba61d1🔍
>>213348358
no way, fag
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:04:48 PM No.213348539
matilda
matilda
md5: 29ba0539b66c1d15687c1722fe7898dc🔍
>>213345692 (OP)

Kino of the highest level
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:05:20 PM No.213348553
>>213348488
>arguably
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:05:43 PM No.213348566
>>213345692 (OP)
Was my dad's favorite movie, showed me it's ok to fuck little girls if they're asking for it.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:06:21 PM No.213348578
>>213348516
Lmao why does she have an afro here
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:07:19 PM No.213348605
>>213345692 (OP)
Too young Hershlag. Sorry, guys. I'm not a pedo.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:07:23 PM No.213348610
file
file
md5: b364641033a0210983ef06fa2ca17950🔍
Its "jean reno has a daughter" a french subgenre?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:09:53 PM No.213348683
vr53h
vr53h
md5: ef4d01b9b9c2aeb0744ef78383089f07🔍
it's kino alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg6vrLteQF8
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:10:26 PM No.213348693
bguFhzIGpQdGQ6uizm07oMKbgHi
bguFhzIGpQdGQ6uizm07oMKbgHi
md5: 4f7c0a7d07dfad3716e33e0f52c6671a🔍
Quintessential 90's kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK-Z1K67uaA
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:12:25 PM No.213348737
>>213348503
I am so glad this very, very bad post was deleted.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:37:32 PM No.213349347
>>213348470
>Natalia
Who?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:44:11 PM No.213349529
1726513915573652_thumb.jpg
1726513915573652_thumb.jpg
md5: 1bd6163684acd704a4184c6a94620f69🔍
>>213345692 (OP)
we think there's no kino quite like it
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:52:00 PM No.213349743
>>213349529
Where do you find the footage?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:58:40 PM No.213349896
weeh06zetgt71
weeh06zetgt71
md5: e9ca786da55c2ee55a886ecd44a90d3e🔍
>>213348516
Come on nigga, you knew what I meant
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:59:28 PM No.213349919
>>213349743
Download the movie retard
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:04:01 PM No.213350030
>>213349919
NO. It should be on xvideos or smth, but it isn't.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:12:30 PM No.213350244
As good a place as any to ask this.
Where did the term c*nny come from? It's such a funny word and somehow poetic in how it describes what it describes.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:16:16 PM No.213350324
>>213348693
;________;
time for another rewatch soon
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:18:34 PM No.213350384
>>213350244
Jolly name for "cunt", always existed.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:18:48 PM No.213350390
Reminder to watch Sara if you can find a copy.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:19:48 PM No.213350405
hqdefault (9)
hqdefault (9)
md5: 17ae0a7c586a7abff551c51d85cdc34f🔍
>>213345692 (OP)
>everyone?
>EVERYONE
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:21:33 PM No.213350440
>>213348488
When it was made, depopulationism hadn't ramped up against finding fertile women attractive.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:22:16 PM No.213350453
>>213345692 (OP)
like 25 years ago on winmx there was file 'natalie portman naked leon deleted scene'
in my heart i knew it was a virus or just a fake but i wanted to believe
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:26:34 PM No.213350546
pople
pople
md5: 5a3e4f00531d8a6f62e77296f1703e4b🔍
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:30:34 PM No.213350632
censored
censored
md5: 22e7287b7f89f2e30f8ac79be56fa62e🔍
what did the director mean by this?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:32:46 PM No.213350692
>>213350632
He goons to the movie, that's what he meant
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:34:55 PM No.213350755
>>213350546

its funny anon but shes one of the few reactoids that didnt throw a fit about the movie
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:46:53 PM No.213351087
1565298784554
1565298784554
md5: daf6ed0205ffa5737980fae05187f0fc🔍
>>213350546
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:09:25 PM No.213351616
>>213345692 (OP)
The story overall was good, it's just fucking weird that the director inserted his pedo love story into the film
>yes just Google him
You could have the same story but have it be socially acceptable if Leon was a father figure whose back story was that his daughter was murdered because he messed up back in Italy. That way he's disturbed by Natalie Portman because she resembles his daughter. He doesn't want to be a father figure again because it brings back memories of his daughter's dead body. Natalie gets him to open up and reveal what happened to his family, and instead of the pervy bedroom scene or I love you moment you can insert a wholesome father daughter scene. Instead of drinking at a fancy restaurant, they get ice cream. You get the idea.
The story beats remain the same. He takes her under his wing and he saves her in the end. Sure it's a trope but it's a lot better than a French pedo story.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:11:37 PM No.213351666
It gets weirder and weirder as time goes on. It's blatantly, LITERALLY about a middle aged man who falls in love with a child and wants to marry and fuck her. It's so insane to watch that plot in 2025.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:12:44 PM No.213351697
>>213351666
back in my days, trolling meant something
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:42:22 PM No.213352474
>>213347050
bonne soirée Luc
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:46:10 PM No.213352568
>>213350546
>"fucking bitch!"
There's something so cozy and wholesome about families that openly hate each other instead of pretending to get along.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:55:11 PM No.213352770
>>213348403
He is the best part of the movie.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:59:56 PM No.213352888
>>213348403
i agree, it's totaly 90s and ages the film that could be undisputed classic

>>213348466
i agree, with age she looked worse
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:00:09 PM No.213352893
>>213351666
It's prime jailbait Natalie Portman. Just shut up man
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:10:35 PM No.213353158
>>213352893
She's fucking 13 years old and looks it. You're unironically a paedophile
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:51:27 PM No.213354090
>>213345692 (OP)

Can you guys stop being pedos pls? It's really disturbing and I'd hate to think there's a bunch of fat balding greasy men getting a softie in this thread when this movie is mentioned, typing about their love for it and posting jailbait clips of it. It's really creepy, and this whole thread reeks of a bunch of pedos in some shady disgusting asscrackhole of the internet circlejerking each other.

Politely, fuck off back to whatever depraved shit rathole you came from and never come back. Thanks.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:55:16 PM No.213354175
>>213353158
>Teenagers
>Pedophile
Uh oh we have an uneducated amerimutt here
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:58:15 PM No.213354246
>>213354090
>'d hate to think there's a bunch of fat balding greasy men getting a softie in this thread

Would it comfort you if we all ended up being good looking IRL?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:59:41 PM No.213354274
>>213354090
It's a good movie, pedo shit aside.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:08:39 AM No.213354465
>>213354175
Yeah being sexually attracted to a 12/13 year old makes you a paedophile
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:10:12 AM No.213354507
>>213354465
Technically wrong.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:10:45 AM No.213354516
>>213354465
no it just makes you a regular human male
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:12:39 AM No.213354560
>>213354507
Factually correct
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:13:26 AM No.213354582
>>213354560
Thank you, i AM correct
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:29:18 AM No.213354953
>>213354582
It's correct that you're a paedophile yes
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:31:35 AM No.213355017
>>213345692 (OP)
The music in this movie is amazing. Everytime I rewatch it I get this nostalgic feeling whenever a tune plays. Especially when Leon meets Mathilda.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:20:39 AM No.213356215
>>213348299
True but I still love the scene where he closes the door behind the SWAT team and shoots them
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:23:08 AM No.213356267
>>213356215
I wanted to enjoy it but I couldn't help but think the SWAT were acting like retards and Leon was basically teleporting
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:24:52 AM No.213356299
1393233388914
1393233388914
md5: 08767ccc92e6ab524e16613c73704d3e🔍
This movie made me feel....odd
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:25:50 AM No.213356317
>>213347424
Wasabi (2001) is also directed by luc besson and stars jean reno. instead of portman, there is a japanese girl. in south korea it was advertised as the professional 2. it's got a lot of similar elements to the professional, but it's a lot more silly.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:26:35 AM No.213356336
>>213351666
Roasties have 20 year old men afraid to date 18 year old. You just sound like one of those losers
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:27:01 AM No.213356346
>>213356299
you can just say it woke you up
you're among fellow LGLs on /tv/
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:27:16 AM No.213356352
>>213345692 (OP)
Evil child abuse trash that shouldn't exist
Kill yourself Jew
>>213347371
It is NOT a movie, is just child abuse
Kill yourself
>>213347424
There's plenty of other child abuse "movies", yeah
Kill yourself
>>213347520
They are the same, yeah
Kill yourself
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:28:18 AM No.213356379
>>213348539
>>213349529
>>213348693
Kill yourself
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:28:30 AM No.213356385
>>213348403
YOU don't like Beethoven -you don't know what you're missing, overtures like that get my juices flowing-so powerful. But to be honest, after his openings, he does tend to get a little fucking boring....That's why I stopped!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:29:33 AM No.213356407
>>213350546
>>213350632
Kill yourself
>>213351616
There is no "story" in this shit. It was just an excuse to hurt a little girl and call it "art"
Kill yourself
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:30:34 AM No.213356427
>>213351666
No, it is blatantly literally just forcing a young girl to smoke which caused a lifelong addiction. There is nothing else to this "movie"
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:31:46 AM No.213356460
>>213354090
Pedophiles HATE this "movie". Only "people" who really REALLY hate little girls could like this evil trash
>>213354274
Child abuse is not good you evil scum
Kill yourself