What's bongistan tv like?

>>213346763 (OP)
Only slightly more jewish than American programming

Bongs pay a license fee to be able to publish on /tv/. Sad.

>>213346763 (OP)
this

>>213347013
slightly less

>>213347096
and this

>>213347096
also this

My mum was watching a show where the pathetic middle aged white female MC was mistreated by everyone except the wise, kind, sexually diverse and differently abled minorities, six or seven hours of that is a good summary

>>213347013
>>213347099
elaborate

>>213346763 (OP)

Why do bongs have nude dating shows on TV but want to legally require people register with the ministry of fapping to watch porn on computers ?

>>213346763 (OP)

increasingly more and more co-produced with American companies, so even a straightforward sitcom about working in a market or something will have 1. an American character and 2. fish-out-of-water 'nice'/twee shite.

at least the Beeb still doesn't have adverts. would prefer that over higher production values (just go to the cinema).

>>213346763 (OP)
Lots of quizzes. 90% of original shows are shitty police crime dramas, where everyone is super duper serious (and extremely fucking dull)

>>213347250
the nude shows are after the watershed.
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/tv-radio-and-on-demand/broadcast-standards/what-is-the-watershed

used to stay up until 10 p.m. watching programmes with tits in them. it's only fair kids can't access internet porn any time they feel like it. damages their brains.

>Al-Britainistan
OY! HAVIN SOME RIGHT WING ASSAULT THOUGHTS? THAT'S 10 YEARS IN THE MIGRANT HMO GAOL!

>>213347096
>Homes under the Hammer

They really ease them in into what the future holds

>>213347409
rewatching Life on Mars at the moment. has the whole 1970s time travel gimmick, which does mean costumes and old cars and so on.
but a police procedural SHOULD be one of the cheapest dramas to produce... LoM still looks cheap (dare i say, dated).
the US always had the glitzy 'prestige' shows, but you could at least show a fist connect with a face when people are fighting. it's mostly jump cuts, as though fights are implied.

>>213347250
Government is trying to look busy prease understando

Must tick several BAFTA diversity boxes in order to receive funding

Its Karen Pirie tonight lads! Get in!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgZV3h-jI-M

>>213347124
Based and Frasierpilled.

>>213346763 (OP)
Imagine being in a dense forest of huge Muslim penises with no escape. Forever.

kino

>>213348545
this isn't the 28 years later threas

>>213348545
>But enough about the inside of my head

>>213347096
>>213347124
>>213347124
>no big pozz load
fake

>>213346763 (OP)
cheddar man program where an acrivist masquerading as a scientist berates you for being white

Very silly and gay. It's quite enjoyable in a quaint way and they have this earnest delusion that their humor is too clever for foreigners to appreciate which gives it a sort of cute meta appeal.
I enjoy Red Dwarf, Keeping up Appearances and Shameless.

>>213347013
Not. BBC has been hyper-woke for decades. Forcing every Limey to pay for ugly, nasty women starring in every cop serial for the last 30 years. I'm certain that a lot of American woke is directly from the BBC's influence on Hollywood. Pure Satanism. Brown good, British bad, full stop.

>>213347453
our civil service is run by brown people

only three things i still watch on what passes for tv on this island
travel shows
game shows
nature documentaries
everything is woke, shit or stupid

that naked tranny dating show

I remember some reality shows about losing weight with idiot hosts. But everything else always comes with a load of hypersexuality,as if all the people on that island only thought about fucking each other all the time

HELLO FATTIES

The only show I watch as it airs is I'm a Celebrity and that is purely because the general here is fun. Even then it's not that great anymore (although the Hancock series had it's moments).

>>213349375
New series soon, friend.
Can't wait for the general to chill with you guys again.

>>213347096
Where are the panel shows?

>>213348624
You should see a pastor about that babe.

You've got Channel 4 which has stuff like Naked Arsehole Exploration and Celebrity Wankathon

I don't know I failed the TV license exam

>>213350462
>failed to pronounce Ncuti Gatwa correctly

>>213346763 (OP)
It's dog shit

Old women moaning, old soaps, game shows, new soaps, news, some reality bollocks, cop shows with strong women

>>213346763 (OP)
dunno dont have me a telly license

>>213347096
I haven't watched terrestrial TV in ages, nice to see channel 4 still does american sitcoms early morning- I used to watch Frasier before school

Increasingly pandering to Americans. That recent Mark Gatiss series is a perfect example

Such Brave Girls was pretty good, and ironically for being partly produced by an American company pandered way less to that audience than many other recent shows

>>213347096
>gardner's world
>Hello. and welcome... to gardner's world.
I fucking love gardners' world peak escapism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZYHYVpT2OA

>watching tv while eating dinner
>some old top gear on at 8pm
>search SLR Mc Claren after and see a drivetrib review
>ohh this is that channel that Hammond still does some stuff for
>notice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iesvFQ8zs
I really miss them, god I have such nostalgia for old gear and the old specials TGT wasn't the same though, lost the soul, this has the soul though.

idk lol

t. England native.

>>213346763 (OP)

>>213346763 (OP)
Bad food, bad tv, bad waiting times at nhs, bad weather, bad bs from monarchy. Why isn't suicide rate higher?

>>213351071
I'll give that bong gardens are gud

>>213350612
Good bloke.

>>213351414
Muslims don't believe in suicide

>>213346763 (OP)
https://youtu.be/s2ifOBShx7E?si=WYaWVa3CyoLgfBXJ

>>213347409
shame we dont get proper detective shows anymore

It's pretty much 100% dead now. Although low budget, British TV was very good up until the early 2000s. No one's watching now except the elderly, and the most popular channels just show repeats. There's very little new programming being made anymore, and none of it is good.
The tiny handful of shows left that have any appeal abroad (e.g. Doctor Who) are snapped up by left wing American companies to continue the dead Democrat woke program-in-exile now they are defeated at home.
The 20th century was a civilisation-ending disaster for Britain, and it won't recover until all the shitty institutions established then (NHS, BBC, Supreme court) are finally put on the bonfire.

>>213349063
even worse: it's run by women

>>213351753
IT'S OUR NHS CHUD! FUCKING AR EN HAICH ES

Soaps are obsessed with teenage mothers.

Young mother daughters who look like sisters is big business

>>213351689
When he moved into a flat above a curry house and ate his dinner in the restaurant every night.

Balti based Jack

>>213349470
this is morning television. Panel shows are evening

>>213346763 (OP)
Even more of embarrassing than Yank tv

>>213351753
>Supreme court
dialate

>>213351753
The Supreme Court wasn't established until 2009. It was the Law Lords before then

>>213346763 (OP)
Rewatching this kino: https://youtu.be/P0R1-qLTw5k?si=TTE5D-9kdCvzQQYh

Rumpole of the Bailey was a great show

>>213346763 (OP)
basically this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjnmzljtREk

>>213346763 (OP)
I assume even worse/browner than when I got rid of my old TV (never paid the licence fee btw) over a decade ago. The only time I see any of it now is on the treadmill at the gym. If there's not a Bond film on (caught a bit of Moonraker today), I might semi-watch a bit of some animal-hospital-type show. That's probably about as good as it gets.

>>213353130
This nigga eating smiley fries

>>213353362
*Smiles

>>213346763 (OP)
Sooooo many black people

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X9mirCTafzg

Well here is a scene from a keira knightley bong movie
https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/

>>213348705
Other way round retard. the British elites mimic the American (liberal) ones

>>213347250
It's not about porn.

Test

>>213350393
For me, it was Sex Box

>>213346763 (OP)
Niggers, niggers, niggers

>>213351414
People just whine as a coping mechanism or ignore everything. It's also insanely hard to get drugs prescribed that will actually kill you and impossible to get proper suicide kits or exit bags. And no guns. So basically all that's left is jumping or hanging.

>>213354032
>"real sex" with "ordinary people"
>there isn't a sink/shower inside

>>213347124
Bongs should feel blessed to get Frasier imported to them.

Absolutely fucking awful gobshite. Not a single good show ever in its entire history ever. Not that meme hack Monty Python, not their version of The Office or Whose Line, not Dr. Who. Every single last show is so terrible that these deranged bongistani CUNTS defended 28 Years Later even. They are desperate for even one good show. It's all a load of complete rubbish of negative value and/or the most blatant propaganda you can imagine. The absolute fucking state of britbongistani television is in shambles.

>>213347466
the music cues are amazing

>>213353938
I don't know. They seemed pretty concurrent.

>>213353807
Laurence Fox got to taste all that the lucky get

99/00 was peak

>>213354355
I shrivel inside each time it is mentioned. 20 years ago, it had a freshness, a sense of cutting-edge nerd culture. Then I began to be uneasy at the influence it might be having. The bad penny first dropped in Milton Keynes when a sweet-faced boy of twenty-five told me proudly he had seen Spaced over a hundred times. His weary carer nodded with approval. Looking into the boy's eyes I thought I detected little star-shells of madness beginning to form and I guess that one day they would explode. 'I would love for you to do something for me,' I said. 'Anything! Anything!' the beard-child said rapturously. 'You won't like what I'm going to ask you to do.' I said. 'Anything, Simon, anything!' 'Well,' I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Spaced again?' He bursts into tears. His handler drew herself up to an increased height. 'What a dreadful thing to say to a neurodivergent man!' she barked, and eased the screaming little fellow away. Maybe she was right but I just hope the lad, now in his forties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities.

>>213351414
>Bad food
I've been to bongistan and the food was quite fine honestly. That's mostly a meme I think.
t. burger

>>213352681
wasn't he the worlds best trader at citi bank?

>>213347096
>>213347124
>>213347162
>state propaganda
>marvel goyslop
>celebrity gossip - royal family edition
>children’s propaganda
Nice to see the uk has even more contempt for their citizens than the USA. At least here we get cool shit.

>>213354419
>we get cool shit
>"Ask your doctor about Prozac(TM) today!"

>>213352681
He's Friar Tuck in the new Robin Hood series starring Sean Bean as Sheriff of Nottingham and another ex Hollyoaks star Lauren McQueen as Maid Marian

Its all like Mrs. Brown's Boys. A bong male prancing around in a dress.

>>213354210
One episode had a couple of crust busters talking about doing rim jobs in the box. Imagine the smell.

>>213346763 (OP)
former world empire that had 34% of the worlds resources bankrupted by a fat drunk who was in financial bondage to jews

it's about 90% quiz shows and reality tv. occasionally something good gets made in the other 10%

>>213346763 (OP)
Fully ofcom controlled for all of our benefit and safety.

>>213354266
Nah, we used to produce good stuff; it's just that you've never heard of or seen any of it.

>>213347250
>Government types on the news in recent days telling me porn needs age verification now
>No sign of any such thing on porn streaming, nor will there ever be
I feel so protected.

>>213348386
Not even a (high profile) streaming show and there were 3 years between series.

>>213354329
Do you reckon he actually shagged Keira at the time?

>>213355178
I reckon Keira is a game girl but Fox would know the shit he'd get into if he did. He was early 20s at the time so virile as fuck.

>>213346763 (OP)
Was kino. Now shit.

>>213355760
He said in an interview at the time that he felt uncomfortable feeling her up in one scene due to her age.

>>213353807
>controversial
American hands typed this nonsense.

In Kes (1969) you can see the lad's cock and balls. just a normal part of secondary school life.

>>213354996
I downloaded Opera GX by day 3 of the ban, built in vpn works like a charm.

>>213347250
exactly

>>213347250
>>213347414
>>213347504
>>213353944
>>213354996
>>213356245
This is a clip from the show: https://litter.catbox.moe/03q88s6egkn87brg.mp4

>>213356318
yeah that's fine. after the watershed, and it's a gimmick.

there was that whole Gok Wan thing, 'How to Look Good Naked' or whatever. he encouraged...unconventional women to get their tits out. not in a sexual way, but in a 'gurrl ur beautiful :)))' gay way.
probably caused suicides.

>>213348705
>BBC has been hyper-woke for decades.

wut? its very clearly a tory strong hold

>>213356457
it had a 2000s dip into un-PC edginess, like everywhere else. BBC Three was basically its yoof channel.

Monkey Dust was just Newgrounds-on-the-telly. it's good.

>>213356012
What if the situation was reversed and it was a boy walking into the girls school locker room and showers and seeing a bunch of them full frontal nude?

>>213351689
That shit was grim, I even thought so as a child.

>>213356457
BBC isn't Tory in the slightest. What decade do you live in?

>>213346763 (OP)
during the 70s and 80s bongs made the best tv shows

UK shows that are kino.

“Patience”, a remake of a French detective show about an autistic archivist helping a detective.
The attention to costume detail and other autistic details that aren’t even mentioned in the show are nice.
It’s a Channel 4 show.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patience_(TV_series)
It’s a UK version of this French show.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrid_et_Rapha%C3%ABlle

“Ludwig”
A detective show about an autistic puzzle author trying to solve his twin brother’s disappearance. It’s a BBC One show.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwig_(2024_TV_series)

“Dept. Q”
Technically Netflix but obviously Scottish.
Based on a Danish book series.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Department_Q

>>213356318
Wears glasses.
So hideous!

>>213357082
When I was in college I went out with a bong and when we were laying in bed I asked her if she could keep her glasses on and put her hair in a ponytail and she laughed and said "I know why you like this" but refused to tell me what she meant by that and just laughed again when I asked her to tell me what she meant.

>>213347490
Top tip, if you like Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes then Crime Traveller will see you right.

https://archive.org/details/crime-traveller-complete-series-1997/Crime+Traveller+S01E02.mkv

>>213357055
"Death Valley" should be added to that list.

>>213357374
Have not seen yet.

Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes were both great. Also Keeley Hawes was very sexy.
https://youtu.be/kzntDgOLox8
https://youtu.be/Kk0ioIvpjb4

https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=40

>>213357701
She was adorable in Spooks

underrated sitcom

>>213346763 (OP)
ugly inbreds saying unfunny stuff on panel shows and grinning, silly walks, and benny hill door segments

>>213347096
Be honest...King of Queens got picked up because you thought it was about something else, right?

>>213357918
true

>>213352681
Why's he keep pictures of trans freaks in his pocket?

>>213358150
because they are 10/10 anglish roses

tell me I'm wrong

Anthony became detective on Death in Paradise. Cheryl became Daisy in Spaced. Lad became Kirk in Coronation Street. Funky hair turned out to be one of the best British actresses ever