What celebrity nude/topless scenes were the most disappointing? Or the most surprisingly impressive?

>>213349852 (OP)
Ella Purnell looks disgusting nude. What compels a good looking women to get covered with a dozen different prison tier tattoos?

>>213349852 (OP)
The girl from Merlin

>>213349852 (OP)
Ella is perfect just the way she is, mournful tits and all

>>213349852 (OP)
>the most disappointing
Off the top of my head, Neve Campbell.

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>>213349978
Don't like when women get a boob job because 9 times out of 10 it ruins what they already had. In her case anything would be an improvement

>>213349877
>>213349978

Emma Stone. I had low expectations but goddamn they were worse than I ever thought

Saoirse Ronan's were bigger than I thought, kino puffy nips too

>>213349852 (OP)
I think face is the most important part of a person. All other stuff like boobs and ass and legs and so on are just extra. She has a nice pleasant looking face and her eyes are expressive. So for that reason I'm in.

>>213349852 (OP)
>surprisingly impressive
Emily Mortimer has a surprisingly impressive pair
There's a webm of her whipping them out that's 10/10
Also that Tv show where Laura Linney walked out in a loose robe and had the twins of full display. absolute masterclass

>>213349978
my eyes are this color

I didn't expect both of them to get nude
I didn't expect my load to hit the ceiling

>>213350194
This is a great one cuz you'd expect the blonde to have good ones the brunette's to be mediocre, but it's exactly the opposite.

>>213350243
The blonde is flat as a JAV star and it's glorious
Can't be misshapen or saggy when you're literally just two nipples on a flat surface

This is an image board, people.

>>213349881
She's a 9/10 when her hair is down and she's got bangs. That number does quite a bit when she exposes the fivehead however.

>>213350296
Sure but that's doesn't make them good. They're just okay. Kate Micucci's are bigger, but also rounder and perkier. Better in every way

>>213350152
>Emily Mortimer has a surprisingly impressive pair
https://litter.catbox.moe/sn8q79wvaw11fy6t.gif

>>213349875
She looks disgusting in general. Her eyes are fucked up beyond belief.
She's also a total cunt only taking woke roles.

>>213349973
this + liv tyler + teri hatcher

>most surprisingly impressive
the autistic girl from elementary, betty gilpin. literally the body of a goddess

>>213350434
kek you sound like a miserable person

>>213350434
thats a bit mean.

>>213349978
Boobs like a pair of empty socks

>>213350115
>Saoirse Ronan's were bigger than I thought, kino puffy nips too
And a beautiful shape, same as Elizabeth Olsen's. I actually thought they'd be droopier since they sit pretty low on her chest, but they're those kind that curve back up and are actually super perky.

>>213350477
Netflix Alita.

Queen of /tv/

>>213349978
>>213350010
She looks like she needs reconstructive surgery more than implants. Jeezus.

>>213350457
>teri hatcher
What was wrong with hers? Maybe they weren't mind-blowing, but I don't remember them being BAD. Just kinda average, but nice.

>>213349852 (OP)
>>213350477
I wanna kiss Ella right on the eye balls :-*

>>213350638
why? that's weird

>>213350638
I wanna kiss Ella right on the chest balls.

>>213350620
Idk what her deal is but she said in interviews she was uncomfortable with nudity but the show would not cut her scenes. And I guess she really needed the job. There's definitely something wrong and she knows it. Can't help but feel bad for her

I liked her in Arcane though

>>213350631
We had very high expectations (real and spectacular) so average or slightly below average as she had ended up having was seriously disappointing. Similar case with Scarlett Johansson, hers are pretty good but not nearly the 10/10 we all dreamed of

>>213349852 (OP)
>What celebrity nude/topless scenes were the most disappointing

>>213351022
Is that Maggie Gyllenhaal? Were we expecting hers to be good? Just look at the rest of her.

>>213350787
Reminds me of Ari_lovexo

>>213349875
>What compels a good looking women to get covered with a dozen different prison tier tattoos?
to show who has owned her

>>213349852 (OP)
Kind of look like cutting scars on her arm.

>>213351119
jesus... if you look like that naked why would you ever go into this business

>>213351095

It would have looked good around era of donnie darko, when she was still spunky.

That movie was late 90s early 00s era, we're talking about something nearly 25 years late. She had kids too.

I can't believe how many HOMOSEXUALISTS there are ITT.
Pic related is how I feel about Ella Purnell and Katie McGrath's """""mournful""""" tits. Natalie Dormer's as well, but I don't even see how hers are supposed to be bad. I swear faggots and troons just memed that problem into existence.

>>213349875
>Ella Purnell
I looked it up. It made my penis sad :(

>>213349852 (OP)
Move on cunt, she loves BBC

>>213351399
those deflated balloons you referred to won't be able to feed my sons.

>>213350627
THIS one is for mating; the other one is for eating.

>>213351399
Anon, I think it's safe to say that we all like all naked actresses and their boobs (for example, I liked Neve's nude scene, as flat as she was, cause I like Neve), but you can't deny that some boobs objectively are better or worse-looking than others.

>>213350194
Left was a hot nerd chick on Big Bang Theory and was hot AF on the show. Micoochie is very nerd looking but not ugly and has always had a BANGING fun sized body.

The idea that they're mid nerd girls was always a fucking lie and the scam of the entire show.

imagine the crowd crazyness would she've had a little and subtle boobjob like this one.....

>>213351559
Exactly, I have nothing against someone like Ella Purnell, she's gorgeous, funny, talented, and I even enjoy her nude scene. She has one or the worst pairs I've ever laid eyes on, but that's kinda just a fun quirk about her, I don't actually care...

>>213349852 (OP)
the most positive surprise

>>213349852 (OP)
anya's naked ass in the northmen
she was my waifu before that but it was so boney and gross i instantly dropped her

>>213351884
I know it's cope but I have to believe that was a body double or else I'd have to drop her too. Never quite figured out why she'd get a double with no ass though

>>213351399
You're just normal. Most anons out there are so out of touch with reality a woman is but a pixelated construct on a screen. They know they have zero chances in real life and that they would take any whale with an ounce of affection for them if they ever left the house. But they need to retain some pride in order to survive, so they begin an ultimately futile journey to rank and find flaws in the virtual women they see. It's a way for them to say they don't have sex because they have the highest of standards, a great cop out for their social anxiety.

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>>213351119
wtf i can't see anything wrong with her?

>>213349852 (OP)
Most disappointing was Scar Jo. She looked frumpy and pancake titted in her nude scene. Most surprising is Natalie Portman's ass being quite nice.

>>213352280
That was famously an ass double.

>>213352331
Only in Your Highness. But not in that shitty Malick film or Closer.

>>213350152
Hello. Did you notice the gif I posted of Emily Mortimer?

>>213352331
No it wasn't

>>213352982
Yeah those are pretty fucking perfect. I knew she had good ones but it's been a while

>>213352280
Wasn't a surprise, she's flat but her butt was always nice

>>213349852 (OP)
>Or the most surprisingly impressive?
No, not Arya. The other chick.

>>213350326
Real fucking talk

>>213349852 (OP)
>Or the most surprisingly impressive?
And her delightfully crooked self never did it again.

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>>213350627
I almost died from over masturbation when their glorious nude scenes came out. Visions of perfection.

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>>213355155
Milky milky milky

>>213349852 (OP)
all nude scenes are pointless

>>213354429
her tits are incredible

>>213349852 (OP)
pics???

>>213356242
Go away, zoom zoom. Your generation is a joke.

>>213356374
Take it from me, it's not worth it. Just let your imagination stay pure.

>>213350477

>>213350994
Teri's tits are 100x better than ScarJos

>>213356242
>all nude scenes are pointless
microplastics in your nuts have destroyed your testosterone.

>>213350523
What were they in?

>>213350477
nothing against autismals but this is the kind of exaggerated physical characteristics that makes them go feral. These are the guys who get off to hentai of girls with ridiculously oversized nipples with smelly lines

>>213351224
simps will think they have a chance. Juggernaut theory

>>213352199
her tits look like deflated balloons. they're sad

>>213349978
do you think she cries reading mean comments about her boobs online?

>>213350187
iris or GTFO

>>213350477
This can't be real.

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>>213357734
bit generous

>>213351698
imagine if she had a penis she’d be Natalie Hershlong

>>213355155
Fine pair of eyes

>>213351973
It's not a bd

>>213357830
well, I don't want to be mean.

>>213354429
Oi! That's Tommeh Shelby's sister you SICK FUCK!!

>>213349852 (OP)
Maya Hawke did not inherit her mother's size, but did get her early sag. Shame.

>>213357631
I hope not. She's still a beautiful woman, and surely she those comments wouldn't have been a surprise to her. You cannot have tits that bad and not realize.

>>213358020
I'd say Maya's are about the same size.

>>213358099
They look big until you see her topless. They are shockingly average.

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>>213358188
They're droopy but still a C cup

>>213358207
Her mother had solid D or DD cups. She did a topless scene early in her career, and her boobs are mindblowing. Maya is inferior, both in talent and appearance.

>>213358207
I feel like they're closer to a B

Only saw her in Leave No Trace before that, wasn't expecting her to have a big fat ass in the one Ned Kelly movie.

>>213358322
That was quite a sight. And you could see her surprisingly big sideboob too. Hope we get a frontal view of them soon

>>213358322
Thankfully she's more generous about showing her T&A on average, but sadly not as generous as I'd like, no nude scenes since then. She ought to have gotten her tits out too.

>>213351022
Well hello beau- er nevermind

>>213358322
>>213353457
>>213354429
Surprise big tits or ass are the best.

>*pulls down her bra to reveal the most divinely shaped pair of tits you've ever seen*
what do

>>213358408
Holy shit the bounce on those is insane! She would not disappoint a single soul if she got those out

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>>213356364
>>213358003
Posted Emily Mortimer earlier so just thought I should post Sophie Rundle as well. https://litter.catbox.moe/fg34mlkxnylr922n.gif

>>213356242
Even male nude scenes? https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/

>>213358472
Agreed. Reese Witherspoon and Emma Mackey always come to mind. I'm sure there are other great examples.

>>213358472
*impresses you*

>>213349852 (OP)
Halle Berry in Swordfish. I don't know what I was expecting but teenage me was incredibly disappointed by what I got. I'm not so hard on it now that I'm much older but even now I can't quite put my finger on what makes them subpar.

>>213357541
I got tested for autism though and the psychologist said i'm not even close to the required number to be classed as autistic. I was only slightly above normie tier. Like I forget what the number was exactly but it was something like a score of 50 or lower was normie and 100 or higher was autist and I got 60.

>>213358589
They're fine but not like spectacular, you expect them to be perfect when she's such a pretty woman who was really built up in hype at that time

>>213351022
>Well hello beau-ewwwwwwww

>>213349852 (OP)
>Or the most surprisingly impressive?

>>213349875
Kinda works for the radioactive wasteland she wanders in.

>>213349852 (OP)
Kathy Bates, I wish Susan Sarandon would do one at the same age

Dee Dee Rescher was one that surprised me too

>>213358521
Her tits brings out that primal urge that's normally buried deep under layers of civilization suppressing it.

>>213358732
amateur tit inspector here, this isn't a surprise at all based on this image but I've never watched got

>>213358989
She looked flat enough in her scenes. Then she does a nude scene and has the most perfect round pair of tits.

>>213358732
>her nips are so stiff her dress gets caught on them while she's stripping off

Uhh lads I need to know where I can see saoirse ronans tits

>>213359183
I'm the one who posted Emily Mortimer and Sophie Rundle. I'll check my folders to see if I have Saoirse Ronan

>>213359183
The movie Foe. Her scenes are dark but you can tell her tits are a good size, like a large C/small D, and incredibly round and perky.

>>213359183
In 120 seconds :)

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>>213359365
>keeps moving her hair so god forbid her acting is seen properly

she's such a shit actress lol

>>213359365
>>213359386
I am OWED a potato farming gf

Unexpectedly perfect

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>>213359481
Bad Pussay

>>213359481
I don't get stuff like this. These actresses are literally unknown before these bit parts and then they pull out their tits and they're "unexpectedly great"?

Needs to be an established actress who wither surprises or horrifies

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>>213359577
see >>213359024
she didn't look to have much tits at all, let alone notable ones, then they were straight 10/10

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>>213349973
>Off the top of my head, Neve Campbell.
yeah, when i finally saw them, i understood why she didn't go topless in Wild Things. Denise Richards would've put her to shame

>>213358589
>Halle Berry in Swordfish. I don't know what I was expecting but teenage me was incredibly disappointed by what I got. I'm not so hard on it now that I'm much older but even now I can't quite put my finger on what makes them subpar.
thought they were physically great...just nothing sexy about the scene or anything. no lead up. was a Girls Gone Wild level 'here they are' moment that was a waste

>>213355155

>>213350627
Her nudes killed her career.

>>213359761
Nothing waifish about those healthy mounds. They're a bit droopy but its nothing compared to Rebecca Ferguson in the same show

>>213359761

Alexis Dziena

>>213359848
It's the right kind of hanging, where they aren't just going vertical with no shape, the rounded shape at the bottom is perfect and the nips still face forward

>>213359985
It looks a bit off from the front imo but overall they're pretty great
>>213359953
As surprisingly good, or bad? I looked em up and they're pretty okay.

>>213359848
As opposed to what you mentioned

>>213359953
>Alexis Dziena
so beautiful, but yeah, little underwhelming. not bad, just not great. I don't mind small, but just not very well shaped
>in before 'pointy elbows'

>>213359953

Thoughts on Keeley Hawes? https://litter.catbox.moe/13zalg3vrd7m6wlz.mp4

>>213360159
>>213360171
Those look like perfectly standard tits to me.

>>213360089
They hang ridiculously low. At least she has nice nips.

every single person ITT would cream their pants if she gave them a whiff of her cooter

>>213360223
Quality

I had a mad crush on Jenna Coleman who played Clara in Doctor Who but her tits were a bit meh

After the disappointment of Alia Shawkat, I feared the worst for her doppelganger, but Glazer proved a surprise.

>>213360302
It was an unflattering angle

>>213360223
Dunno who she is but those look pretty great.
>>213360302
I think she's another example of someone whose tits ain't bad, they were just really hyped and failed to deliver.

>>213359481
>post deleted

>>213349852 (OP)
>Or the most surprisingly impressive?

>>213359587
>>213359643
great tits

>>213360171
Grim

>>213360427
sauce?

>>213360358
>Dunno who she is but those look pretty great.
Bong actress. She was in a bunch of stuff but people seem to known her from Bodyguard.

>>213349852 (OP)
>What celebrity nude/topless scenes were the most disappointing?
probably alia shawkat because I had a huge crush on maeby funke. hope solo's leak gave me nightmares.

>>213360237
I met a girl at a party in college with boobs that hung literally to her hips, spent the whole evening wondering what it must be like to go through life that way and how fucked up her teenage years must have been.

>>213360308
If Glazer had been disappointing, I think I would've cried.

>>213360302
She lost a load of weight before doing Doctor Who which can affect tits

>>213359587
>>213359643
>Clark told her he loved her after 3 months
I get it.

>>213361377
nah i'm good, goofy face and sad tits

>>213360302
We never got to see them when they were like this sadly. Would have been 10/10. She has basically no tits these days. Women convincing each other to be skinny is the biggest crime against humanity.

>>213361377
Mournful.

>>213361991

>>213361377
Somehow they're not quite as bad as I remembered. They're kinda weirdly cute.

>>213349978
Don't need boobs when you have a face as beautiful as hers.

>>213361377
>>213359481
Duality of GoT

Imagine if a time traveler told you in one of the earlier seasons that you'd see her tits soon and be disappointed

>>213358322
Oh this one for sure. I thought she was going to be the next Jodie Foster or something and then TikTok comes along and holy fuck her tits are absolutely ridiculous.

>>213362223
Nice butt though

>>213358732
The mousy lady fish fucker had a nice rack that was a surprise.

>>213362256
awooooga

I'm gonna be disappointed if Dafne goes full frontal for a role and her bush is fake or missing.

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>>213362412
What's her name?

>>213362412
awesome brapper
>>213362649
Emily Kinney aka Beth from the Walking Dead
shows her flat titties on Masters of Sex (2013)

>>213351884
It was nice in The Witch. Losing weight wrecked her looks along with the bucc.

>>213362412
I need this so badly.

>>213362890
she was cute in the Gorge

>>213359643

>>213359365
>>213359386
Do you think she will go wilder on her next project after pregnancy? It's a movie that has tons of potential sex scenes given the source material. It's her and Austin Butler btw.

>>213363266
Cuz I'm a titsman yes I am

>>213359643

>>213363267
Maybe, but while they'll swell up pleasingly during it, the reality is pregancy is gonna do a number on her boobs so they'll never look quite as fine as that again.

Nice fat ass

>>213351022
Come on it's not fair using a scene from Invisible Man where he's stepping on her tits.

>>213363807
Hey, don't talk about the sad cartoon turtle like that.

>>213359587
Optimized for increased milk production.

>>213359587
literally perfect woman

>>213362067
>the silhouetted suggestion of a tummy as she moves
Perfect

>>213349852 (OP)
>brown hair
>brown eyes
she is subhuman

>>213363722

>>213349852 (OP)
No idea who this is but she looks like an Asian Susan Sarandon but with the wrong aspect ratio...

>>213364547
She's fucking a LotR fan?

>>213364658
Yes, he promised to tell her everything he knew about hobbits.

>>213359643
Damn those are literally perfect.

>>213364547
>when you give her a piece of cheese

>>213360308
Who

>>213349973
>>213350115
these. and Meg Ryan too.

>>213349875
>torah prohibits tattoos
#geeIWonderWhoIsBehindThis Post

>>213364999
Nigga learn to read

>>213350593
Comfy

For disappointing nude scenes, I would like to nominate, instead of a scene featuring a specific actress, a TYPE of nude scene: When the actress is very clearly fully naked, but they don't show anything. Usually you'll see their side or their thigh or their back or something, but that's it. Or maybe they're holding a bath towel over their breasts. Just enough skin to get the idea across. That shit drives me nuts. What's the point? Either show something or stay dressed.

>>213360089
>>213359444
>>213359761
Sauce?

>>213349875
>Ella Purnell looks disgusting nude.
this. her boobs are the worst. small deflated & saggy

>thread is still up

Based.

>>213359587
>>213359643
Holy shit, I need to go watch the new Superman right now.

>>213350194
I want to see Micucci's coochie

>>213349852 (OP)
Lindsay Lohan had shockingly boring tiddies

>>213368164
she has nice ghost nips

>>213366497
Whoa!