>I drank the White Claw

For me, it's grapefruit.

>>213351312 (OP)
>tfw underage gf keeps drinking white claw
>tfw got her pregnant and have to deal with a retard baby

i am druk right now

I only stay sober for my wife, she says she likes me better that way. But when I take the time to do the whole romance thing and try to butter her up for some action later and I get rejected I just go drink myself into oblivion to spite her ass.

>>213351754
time to fly a plane

>Newsflash. You can't drink and then come to work, you're not airpline pilots

I drank the water
I'm hydrated right now

>>213351668
Die in a fire you piece of shit.

>>213351668
you need something stronger to kill the baby

>>213351668
haymaker in the babymaker

I drank the Coors 18 pack

>I drank the gallon of PCP

>>213351829
Get yourself a /druk/gf. My first two wives were always on my case about my drinking but I've been with an alcoholic woman for over 3 years now and it's great.

>>213353136
Hang yourselves together you both.

>>213351312 (OP)
>I drank the 18pk of keystone lite tall boys and I'm driving to the store for more

>>213353309
>and I'm driving
Drive off a bridge and die, you piece of shit.

>>213353309
Go off, king. You got this.
Report back!

>I drank the three 7.2% alc. beers

>>213353374
Pussy
>>213353395
So far so good, about 6min from the store

>i drank the 2 6% desperados, the 4 8% chouffe and the 3 10% la trappe quadrupel

>>213353591
Shitposting while driving drunk.
Impressive.

>>213353612
Go to hell together with him you piece of trash.

>>213353591
>about 6min from the store
Don't leave me hangin', bro.

>>213351312 (OP)
>7 days sober
I want to die.

>>213351668
baste
Name in Denzel or Nicholas Cage or Mads

>>213354024
The eagle has landed and the package is secured. Sorry for the wait, it's roughly 20min each way.
>>213354024
Fuck off. Just because jamal, pablo, xian, muhammad and sukdeep can't handle their alcohol shouldn't have any effect on me, a white man, who's whole existence and history is based around alcohol. Stay seething brown man

>>213354283
>The eagle has landed and the package is secured.
Based. What did you get?
Also ignore that guy.

>>213354024
Sorry, 2nd part I meant to tag >>213353659

>I drank the four loco

>>213354283
>it's roughly 20min each way
You live innawoods? That's a ways just to get some brews.

>>213354301
Thanks bro! I got another 18pk and some gummy worms

>>213354324
Yeah, I'm pretty rural

>>213354338
>another 18pk and some gummy worms
18 should be enough for the rest of the day/night.
Gummy worms as in weed edibles?

>>213354338
>gummy worms
>not Fritos
okay

>>213354301
>pic
Not me. Been in these threads since before 2020 faggot. They almost always attract scum like those above. And then faggots wonder why they get deleted. And a faggot just mentioned the niggerplant now.
>>213354283
>a white man
You're here casually talking about subhuman behavior.

>>213353659
Drunk driving is a victimless "crime"
>but you could--
So could you sober, who cares unless it actually happens

>>213351312 (OP)
>decide to get drunk and then go walk to the supermarket and hit on milfs
>realize halfway through that I hadn't showered in 4 days or brushed my teeth
>tell myself "ill just smoke a cigarette before I go in to hide my smell"
>go in, go to bathroom first to take a sip, then go on prowl
>stomach starts to rumble and realize i havent shit in 3 days
>see hot milf in cereal aisle and decide to shoot my shot
>say "Hey did you hear that the guy that did the voice of Tony the tiger died?" and she looks at me kind of disgusted and confused
>i continue "yeah.. his last words were 'I dont feel greeeeat!'"
>since I put exhertion into saying great my stomach rumbles and I instantly shit myself slightly and she hears it and we lock eyes
>I say "hah.. when you gatta go you gatta go"
>turn around and shuffle to bathroom
>clean up as best I can and walk out and there was a police officer waiting for me
>we go outside and talk and hes basically asks me what the fuck im doing with my life and asks if I have any shame
>I say "am I free to go or am I being detained"
>he tells me to get the fuck out of there and I walk home and druk more

I drank the chimay grandee réserve

>I drank the fifth of smirnoff vodka mixed in with a bottle of Welch's OJ while driving to work and then had another fifth of vodka mixed in with gatorade during my lunch break only to then pick up a 6 pack of Coors while driving back home

My colleagues and boss are well aware I'm getting shitfaced at work but don't say anything because I'm really good at what I do

>>213354613
Someone is always watching, anon.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/voice%20of%20Tony%20the%20tiger%20died/

>>213354562
>niggerplant
get with the times, fag. everyone smokes weed now.

i drink the vino. who /wine/ here?

>>213354691
Don't make me tap the sign >>213354301

>>213354613
based milfhunter

what's your store of choice?

>>213354691
>everyone
It's one of (their) goals to make everyone gay, dumb, ugly, fat, filthy and retarded. That causes all of these. Notice how so many people talk and act like pavement apes nowadays as well. To turn people into niggers, basically. Consume nigger music, nigger media, and now the niggerplant.
>>213354711
Did you even read, faggot?

>>213354704

Sipping a fine Montepulciano 2022 rn

>>213353136
Absolutely do not fucking do this.

>>213354704
I have half a bottle of lass of cheap ass wine with my dinner, sometimes the entire bottle. It's part of my daily routine where I rotate between Wine-Liquor-Beer. I bought like 24 bottles that were 50% off last week

>>213354704
I fucking hate wine. sour, gross, though I've never had more than a $20 bottle.