Do Americans really eat slabs of meat for breakfast?

You're a slab of meat.

Maybe strips of bacon or ham but a big steak usually.

>>213351429 (OP)
Yes, thirdie, we do

Aussies and rancher cultures do to, and it's great

>>213351429 (OP)
there's literally not a bad time to eat steak

>>213351489
>thirdie
Plenty of third world countries eat steak & eggs, mutt boy

>>213351429 (OP)
those eggs are going to be done way before the steak

>>213351429 (OP)
whats the difference between eating steak and a sausage or bacon?

>>213351528
>turdies eat better than eurosissies
grim

>>213351558
They're cooking for multiple people on two pans, they fry shit as they go

>>213351429 (OP)
>do Americans
Shut the fuck up, everything you see in Hollywood isn't an accurate representation of normal American life. But no, not everyone eats steak and eggs for breakfast unless you want your arteries clogged.

>>213351429 (OP)
>mom, i cannot stop thinking about them

>>213351574
Steak is more filling and tasty.

>>213351558
It's using the fat from the steak to fry the eggs. The point is that your eggs are gonna taste mildly of steak as well.

>>213351624
you tell em, little mexican boy! viva la california!

>>213351429 (OP)
My mom always cooks like this for a few weeks whenever she sees this movie

>rajeet is confused by the concept of protein
many such cases

>>213351656
What?

>>213351635
Scene always made me worry the steak was gonna taste too eggy

>>213351604
>Cooked eggs in contact with raw steak
>>213351635
Then you cook the eggs in the beef fat while the steak is resting. The eggs are almost done while the steak hasn't even started cooking yet.

>>213351489
isn't that like $50 for the two steaks and a few eggs?

>>213351574
steak is less processed

>>213351719
The scene's set on a cow farm so her steaks are cheap. Minute steaks are not that expensive anyway

>>213351715
when I think the indian webms can't get worse, they get worse

>>213351624
>unless you want your arteries clogged
Man, I'm so glad I don't think this way anymore.

>>213351773
evidently you don't do much thinkng at all these days

The US is the reason why beef became so regularly available as a culinary dish because there was so much ranch land for ranchers.

>>213351821
What's wrong with that?

>>213351429 (OP)
Whoever directed this cooking scene cannot cook and neither can anyone on set

>eggs dropping on pan while beef is still fully raw and ice cold

Those eggs will finish cold and the beef will finish under done. Garbage flick. Nobody on this set ever made steak and eggs.

I wish I could afford that "slab of meat" for breakfast every day

>>213351821
wypipo don't season they pig boogers

>>213351429 (OP)
Yes, that's the only thing that has enough protein to substitute for african american semen

jk jk I love all my yankees, just a bit of banter

>>213351767
Always upping their game. I respect the huzzle.

>>213351909
There's a cooked steak on the pan and they're making three eggs with it on two pans due to lack of space

>>213351719
That tracks for where I live. 12oz Ribeye, 2 eggs, shit ton of hash browns and toast/english muffin for $25.50. I always just get the sampler. 1 sausage, 2 bacon, 2 eggs cooked to order with a ton of hash browns. $5 bucks. Cheaper than most fast food places honestly.

>>213351978
do you just suck on the rocks?

>>213351429 (OP)
no, they eat pieces of shit for breakfast

>>213352020
I miss greasy spoons

>>213352017
Multiple things wrong with what you said. I'm not going to elaborate unless you act like a cock and keep replying, but I'll just tell you you're wrong, or the film is written wrong, whichever.

>>213351923
Are you allowed to take batteries that big on a plane?

>>213352066
no apparently he was banned from that airline right after

>>213352113
i'm not a food snob but this cunt deserves death

>>213352222
He's Bri*ish. He will die from a heart attack in 2 years.

>>213352054
The best thing is, its not a real greasy spoon diner. Its quality food, the owner just uses breakfast as a loss leader to people to come in and spend money on over priced drinks. And it works, it's kinda impressive.

>>213351923
>>213352230
this is why you shouldn't eat at other people's homes

>>213352058
>You're wrong because you're wrong and you're wrong
FIFY

>>213352113
CALORIE THIEVING

>>213352230
Nigga that’s just nuts

>>213351429 (OP)
Would if i had physically demanding job. Brits did the same with their big breakfast.

>>213351429 (OP)
They used to, but they can't afford it anymore in the Trump economy. Forget about steak, they can't even afford eggs anymore.

>>213351715
There’s simply too many Indian people.

>>213351923
disgusting wth

>>213352024
basically. I kind of get it, it'd be funny to see it in expensive restaurants where people pay $200 to taste oil.

>>213351821
Aint nothing wrong with that. Except for the dumb bitch not appreaciating a fine ass meal.
Look how soft and juicy that looks. God fucking damn it. That man knows how to cook.

>>213352340
Eggs arent nearly as expensive as they were. And that was a city problem, mine only got as high as $6 a dozen. Briefly. Still wish they'd go back to 2.50/3 though.

>>213352273
>>213352017
Alright, you baited me.

>cooking eggs for a separate order on top of raw meat is a health code violation (cross contamination)
>other steak is nowhere near done and has a terrible sear
>if there were lack of space and multiple eggs had to go out at separate times from the steaks, all eggs should be done in the same pan, or it is also a health code violation
>you have already shown you can fit a steak and two eggs on the same pan, so there is no reason not to cook them all to order on the same pan and just time it correctly

>>213352457
Nice sideways image you dumb hick

>>213352453
What are these? I see sugar and what I assume is cocoa.

Well done > medium rare

>>213351923
>you really need to take a piss but some fat retard is cooking a meal in the bathroom

>>213352473
>Too thin-skinned for a basic joke
Pussy
>b-b-b-but muh health code muh health code
The point of this scene is that they're scruffy tornado hunters who eat steak and eggs cooked in pans. Bitching about nothing is very gay of you

>>213352230
I don't mean to get too philosophical on this god forsaken thread but shit like this makes me ponder the nature of humanity

>>213352556
do americans really think you "cook" in a pan?

>>213352230
>the way he casually dumbs two liters of builing oil down the fucking hotel sink.
I'm dying here.

>>213352556
>he's just one of those last word guys who needs to win the reply war and doesn't care about talking about anything

Oh, alright. Reply to this post if you lose, faggot. This also applies to if you just post without quoting this text. If you 100% lose, you will 100% reply to me.

>>213352609
Thanks for conceding

Another easy win. Ciao!

>>213351868
Factually wrong. Brit, argie and mexican beef were widely available before americans started pushing big with texas beef which is a mexican-spaniard heritage thing, for starters.

>>213352630
>runs away
Lost hard, eh?

>some autist thinks you can "run away" from posts online

Fuck me there is some crazy mental illness in this shithole sometimes

>>213352682
This is how they make those glasses of dessert at buffets

>>213352682
This video is supposed to be a parody, although after seeing that one I'm not so sure.

>>213352698
>says ciao
>still responds
kek how pathetic can you get? And you're a zoomer who thinks "le epically not quoting the post means you don't get the attention!!!!"
I'm out, remember to have the last word which you previously said only losers need

>he loses it
LOL

>>213352735
>>213352682
what even is that

>>213352735
>Cleanest indian place
>Sci-fi prison food
Damn

>>213352812
probably some type of dough made from legumes or some shit

>>213351923
jesus christ

>>213352735
>sauce gets served
>puts his entire palm in it to check temperature
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>213352507
they're sweet potatoes
you eat them with butter and cinnamon usually, never seen someone douse them in sugar

>>213352940
carnists are fucking degenerate

>>213352966
Batatas? Me I eat them with black pepper and they're great.

>>213352637
You heard it here first folks im coining the term furnishpunk, where people use random furniture to do weird shit like this

>>213352812
Diarrhea

>>213352940
>doesn't pluck them
imagine the smell

>>213353024
>furnishpunk
Incorrect. I just came back from the focus group and Furnishcore got better reception.

>>213352910
I don't think he's checking the temperature, I think the "sauce" is actually meant to be used to wet the weird ball and break it up. So he's getting some his hand and then goes to grab the ball.

>>213352940
Noo they got my nigga pigeon! >:(

>>213353108

>>213352812
actual slop and not gay internet slop

>>213351719
In Brooklyn, so prices are high as fuck, i can get a broil cut steak and 2 eggs for ~$5 from the supermarket.

What do brazilians eat for breakfast?

>>213353167
Suspension on that van is godlike

>>213353069
>doesn't pluck them
That's how you know it's either niggers or pajeets, even spics pluck the feathers to avoid bird lice and smug smell

>>213352453
This is fine, its cane sugar and its a dessert dish.

>>213353207
What about the Chinese?

>>213352358
Don't worry, they lower caste will die en masse every summer very soon, thanks to wet-bulb temperatures being achieved and only the higher castes living in neighbourhoods with AC and without brownouts. Of course that will still mean a hundred million or so becoming climate refugees in the West.

>>213353167
what the fuck is that

>>213353248
Toilet Smoothie.

>>213353183
Feijoada i think, pretty good stuff
The ones in the south do steak and eggs too

>>213353243
>thanks to wet-bulb temperatures being achieved
You know wet bulb is just a way of measuring actual perceived temperature, right? It doesn't mean high temperature
You can have a wet bulb temperature of 40F

>>213351923
if they had thrown him out of the plane in mid-air there's not a jury on earth that would convict them

>>213353248
Gutter oil being collected.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_oil

>>213352606
Not his problem

>>213353236
I don't recall them roasting in those metal boxes, i think they fry or bake the bird game and certainly you cannot do that without plucking. In all the movies and gastronomy shit i've seen i never see them not unplucking their stuff.

>>213352637
>cutting over the styrofoam at ghe beginning
Chef kiss

>>213352940
> cut head off
> green ooze of the last meal droops out of hole
> mixes with overall cooking
Yuck

>>213353236
I walked around Chinatown and Chinese people usually have plucked ducks hanging everywhere.

>>213351429 (OP)
this shit is fucking retarded if you know the slightest *slightest* thing about cooking i hate this moment (love the movie though)

>>213353285
Yeah I fucked up the sentence because I rewrote it. I meant to have lethal in there. The point is that soon you won't be able to survive Indian summers by just cooling yourself with water and simple evaporation, the only way lower castes can cool themselves. You'll need AC or risk death every day.

>>213352940
Pigeons are basically the rats of the sky so this shit will make you sick

>>213353441