Thread 213353229 - /tv/ [Archived: 197 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:13:13 PM No.213353229
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This is a reminder that according to the leaked storyboards for Justice League 2 and 3, Bruce and Lois had an affair and Lois was pregnant with Bruce's kid. The Flash goes back in time to tell Bruce this, and this sets up a cascade effect that prevents Darkseid's reign on Earth. However, Batman dies during this battle. Superman raises another man's child.
All the flashbacks in BvS and JL are from the timeline in which Bruce ignored Lois and didn't know Lois was pregnant with his kid.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:14:43 PM No.213353272
>>213353229 (OP)
It was fake btw
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:15:00 PM No.213353278
What a piece of shit, good lord.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:16:09 PM No.213353303
>>213353229 (OP)
jesus that fucking hairline
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:20:54 PM No.213353414
>>213353272
bullshit
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:22:01 PM No.213353440
>>213353278
>>213353414
It was fake tho
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:23:18 PM No.213353460
>>213353303
>superman getting hairline mogged by Lex Luthor
you hate to see it
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:25:59 PM No.213353518
>>213353460
Lex is literally bald.
>>213353440
Sauce?
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:27:50 PM No.213353554
>>213353229 (OP)
This was the original plan, but the Lois/Bruce thing got dropped (Snyder cut confirms this).
>Leaked storyboards
They were released by Snyder himself lmao
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:31:44 PM No.213353633
I fucking hate WB so much. They let Snyder make absolute trash and then they give Gunn the reigns to make even more excrement. Just give the fuck up already, they will never get DC movies right.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:32:21 PM No.213353650
It's false.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:33:20 PM No.213353670
>>213353229 (OP)

I wanna play a game called 'fake terrible ideas that sound like something Zach Snyder would think is sound and reasonable'

>"Aquaman gets a powerup from fucking, lots of gratuitous scenes of him rolling out of bed with satisfied women, at one point there's no women around but he has to save the Justice League so he fucks a herd of sheep. Whatever we're all animals".
>"Lex Luthor has a hand lotion station next to his computer where footage of Superman being impaled gets played on a loop. I wanted the scene during the end funeral montage as a last FU from Lex Luthor."
>"Batman has a vivd rape fantasy about Wonder Woman. Even though he's too chicken shit to tell her, she totally would be into it if he did."
>"Because the Flash has to eat so much he poops gallons a day. However, speedsters have learned a trick where they eject their poop out of their colon directly into the speed force, that's why the speed force smells like a sewer."
>"Before the accident Cyborg was super hung, now he has these disturbing phantom limb boners. He was sporting a phantom limb boner everytime he saw Wonder Woman, that's why I directed him to be so angsty and grumpy."
>"I also envisioned Pa Kent to be a trangendered amnesiac Martha Wayne so amnesiac Martha Wayne could have a sexual relationship with a male version of Martha Wayne. That's why they got along so well, they were the same person!"
>"Aquaman eats people. What? He also eats fish! Way fucking have a double standard in your dream world sheeple!"
>"Perry White is an amnesiac depowered Martian Manhunter. Did I just blow your fucking mind!? I was never going to reveal that in the movies and there were no clues that was true."
>"A cult worships Superman like a god in Metropolis, their rituals include having women bathe in a steaming bath tub full of sticky cum."
>"One time from across a room filled with thousands while I was disguised I whispered 'you aren't that great' at Stan Lee while he was on stage. True story."
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:36:24 PM No.213353730
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>>213353633
No you can't do that! You need to hate Snyder and love Gunn or love Snyder and hate Gunn! You can't hate both!
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:39:26 PM No.213353794
>>213353670
I don't wanna play the game
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:44:59 PM No.213353940
>>213353229 (OP)
Anyone who watched the Snyder cut would tell you that he basically had nothing left to say with these characters
Killing off Superman in his second film and then instantly bringing him back (and then planning on making him evil under darkseid control) shows he was grasping at straws
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:00:53 AM No.213354299
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>>213353229 (OP)
>This symbol means "Cuck" on my planet.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:21:41 AM No.213354771
>>213353940
Snyder moved DC's characters from their basedboy frame to a more brutal, gritty setting. However, all the basedboys cried and it got cancelled.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:31:50 AM No.213355024
>>213354771
>I need my comic book movies to be gritty and real
Try to live for once. Have an affair and deny it, climb a fucking mountain, scream at the peak into the valley below. Feel the sun on your face when you're riding a bike down a hill.
Holy shit you and the frogs who cry about this shit are too far gone.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:33:20 AM No.213355046
>>213353730
And I can hate Söypranos slop all the same. Gandolfini was a pedophile btw
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:36:46 AM No.213355140
>>213355024
Are you seriously implying that doing those things will make me want to watch basedboy shite?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:37:43 AM No.213355162
>>213354771
Snyder moved DC movies from the profitable tentpoles of financial superstardom into shitheaps that made zero dollars and required a full restructuring of the company.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:37:49 AM No.213355166
>>213355140
I'm sorry if your world revolves around watching comic book movies. You can always just not watch it at any time.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:40:50 AM No.213355249
>>213355162
The Snyderverse made a shitton of money.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:41:58 AM No.213355284
>>213355249
Agreed, that's why it's still alive, right?

...right?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:44:30 AM No.213355344
>>213355284
Gunnjeets will do anything to put down Snyder's work.
It's dead because of stupid studio execs. Have you seriously fucking forgotten the mess the Whedon-JL movie was?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:46:08 AM No.213355386
>>213355344
I wonder why the studio executives thought they had to intervene with Snyder's work, though?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:48:30 AM No.213355447
>>213355386
Yeah that one's a mystery.
>great movies
>tons of money
Who the fuck knows? Ego clashes? Lack of quips?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:51:15 AM No.213355503
>>213355447
I'll tell you.

>85% drops on second weekends
>terrible WoM
>scenes that are memed more than theyre supported
>dramatically underperforming at the box office in terms of monetary gain; barely broke even in a theater-positive economy

I was being sarcastic but it flew over your head.