How'd he get so fat eating worms?

>quite nice actually

>>213354665 (OP)
so they are filled with rage, but just kind of crawl around eating worms? lmao great movie bro!

>>213354665 (OP)
>>213354824
symbolic of the modern consumer who would rather lie down and eat gruel than embrace their inner rage

>>213354665 (OP)
they cut the scene in the move where it showed he also had a bottle of ranch.

>>213354877
>no *huffs fart* you dont get it you silly pleb. this is really symbolic of the *cums and farts loudly and takes a huge whiff* bougie capitalist consumer. only a true patrician such as i understands it.
Okay, you pretentious cunt. Or it's just a shitty cash in on the other 2 movies and these gay video game zombie variants are just that. Fucking idiot.

>>213354877
Either shoot a CEO tonight or shut the fuck up

>>213354930
yeah m8, they wanted to cash in after over 20 years. fucking idiot
>>213354983
CEOs aren't the problem, civilisation itself is

>>213355003
>does not even understand the metaphor he was making

Crazy stuff. You win, I'm out

>>213355003
Yeah they did. Sure didn't make a decent movie did they? You have to make up your own fanfic and "symbolism" to try justifying it. Did you work on this piece of shit or something? Sunk cost fallacy?

>>213355048
i accept your concession

>>213355003
>yeah m8, they wanted to cash in after over 20 years.
there are plenty of examples of this

>>213354665 (OP)
Americans started dropping high fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated oils into the UK

>>213355061
you accept ebt for black dicks in your butt and mouth.

>>213355241
>hey why did the filmmakers make the zomb-
>AMERICANS. ITS BECAUSE AMERICA AND AMERICANS. AMERICA BRO LMAO. XD HFCS BRO AMERIMUTTS.
Shut up you fat fucking piece of shit britbong, beans on toast eating mongrel. You are fatter than pigs already, you porky cunt.

>>213354730

man, this shit sucked. are Boyle and Garland both senile?

>>213354665 (OP)
maybe hes just bloated and full of gas and water instead of fat, eating dirt and worms causing his stomach and guts to be full of messed up bacteria.
shit movie btw, i actually like 28 weeks the most.

>>213355688
>i actually like 28 weeks the most
opinion discarded

>>213355724
28 Years Later makes Weeks look like pure Shakespearian drama. Years dropped the ball so hard the bar is almost ground level.

>ONE, TWO, THREE, FOOOOOUR!

>>213355688
>maybe hes just bloated and full of gas and water instead of fat
doesn't sound like a condition a living human being would be able to withstand

>>213355758
let me guess, you're a yank?

>>213355724
28 days and 28 years both are midwit pseud garbage and not interesting in any way, 28 weeks has the novelty of a (for the most part) competent army that has plans, a cool setting (infected actually died, resettlement) and characters that don't act retarded either. ofcourse it isnt perfect because the movie has plot-requiring incompetence. but 28 days is anti-white nonsense and lame drama shit. 28 years is peak pseud redditor bullshit with babbys first hero's journey (like that isn't 99.99999% of all stories ever), coming of age bullshit and constantly telling the point of the movie, durr memento mori! let me repeat it 6 more times so you get it!

>>213354665 (OP)
They never said they only eat worms. All we know is they eat what they can catch and he almost caught two human slipping, probably caught others. The alpha and his crew ate a deer and left a lot of meat lying around, so I'm sure he eats that stuff too.

>>213355833
>28 days is anti-white
here we go

>>213355833
>characters that don't act retarded either
m8 try to at least make your b8 somewhat believable
28 days later explicitly condemned interracial couplings if you put down your phone btw

>>213355782
>gets btfo
>ur a yank
Yeah come here. I got something for you to yank.

>>213355892
btw they aren't even real zombies, they're just humans with a virus.

It wouldn't be a a normal day if we didn't have one of these threads reaching bump limit with nothing but nonsense.

>>213355895
this isn't bait, the dad in 28 weeks did the sensible thing that wouldn't happen in horror movies but would in real life, leaving his obviously beyond-saving bitch wife behind to save himself and his kids.
most of the characters acted logically and rationally. ofcourse they had to have an asspull of an sympomatic infected, which was probably some bullshit input they got from gayland or goyle. 28 days and years are up their own ass, years especially looks like some student's first film idea and concept-wise. 28 weeks is pure post-apocalyptic kino.

>>213356071
asymptomatic*

>>213354665 (OP)
I want to know too.
I eat less than my daily intake quite often and yet I'm always overweight wtf

>>213356216
If you're sedentary then you're still going to gain weight eating less than 2000 calories a day. Also people underestimate just how many of your calories you're drinking, soda being the classic offender for this

>>213356268
This. Except the soda. Fizzy water isn't gonna make you a fat fuck. This anon is just some sort of fag who thinks anyone is drinking the literal gallons upon gallons of soda per day you'd need to put on weight.

>>213356384
Fat people are

>>213356071
>to save himself and his kids.
His kids weren't there.

>>213356436
he needed to live for his kids who he knew were still alive.