>...you haven't seen what's going on?
>Seen what?
>Turn on the TV!

>what channel?
>ANY CHANNEL

>TURN ON CNN!

>*emergency broadcast noises from TV or phones or radio*

>Turn on The Timcast!

based

>>213357317 (OP)
>>Turn on the TV!

>Turn on TV
>Open up youtube app
*sigh*
>fumble around with clunky TV remote as I try to navigate the slow moving menus
>Turn off TV

>>213357317 (OP)
THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON

>its a menacing looking spaceship hovering the white house

>*TV seen in background*
>Headline:40000 people confirmed dead 100,000 missing
>Protag keeps walking in the grocery store with family, looking for milk
>Bratty son fights over toy with sister

>>213358450
Bratty son... Needs correction...

>>213357360
>NIGGA JUST LOOK OUT THE WINDOW

>>213358450
>Character changes the radio station talking about it just at the right time to not know what's going on
>They don't notice all the police and ambulances racing by
>They don't see the guy burning to flames in the distant background
>They don't hear the stranger whispering to himself "Whoa..what is that..?"

Just tuning in.
*flips on shades*
Whats the situation?

>Woman performs something physically impressive
>"...what? I had three brothers growing up."

>>213358450
SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THE TV ON YOUR LEFT RETARD

>>213357317 (OP)
>Major event happening
>Protag is still asleep in bed with wife or gf
>He's a soldier
>He wakes up confused about why the neighbors are panicking
>Sees big happening
"What in the..."
>doesn't IMMDEDATELY jump into action
>Goes back inside for breakfast

>>213359603
one of my favorite tropes. And the random "Casey" chick who knows EVERYTHING about EVERY CAR made before 1990

>*lengthy/detailed explanation*
>"In English, doc?"

>does something relatively easy
>"Hard part's over."

>Now what?

>Now...we wait.

>Is that what I think it is?
>No... it's worse.