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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:16:36 AM No.213358869
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Wait what, the new lore is that this dude created all the xenomorphs? I can't even fathom how retarded that is, in the original alien they're supposed to be on the ship for ages right? What the fuck Ridley
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:17:40 AM No.213358887
>>213358869 (OP)
David is one of the most tragic and fascinating characters concieved this century
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:17:42 AM No.213358888
no he didn't create them he just created them again, they had already been created
also you know the crashed derelict in Prometheus? It's a different one from the one in Alien. lol
The entire thing is so retarded, yes.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:19:06 AM No.213358923
>>213358888
i've always been confused about this. isn't it just the same type of ship crashed on a different planet/moon? isn't it the same idea in the long run?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:19:51 AM No.213358950
>>213358923
ridley scott is a fucking moron
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:20:28 AM No.213358965
>>213358950
damn that was quick
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:21:17 AM No.213358984
>>213358923
I suppose, it just seems stupid to me that the movie kind of bills itself as a prequel and implied you find out the history of the derelict, but it's.. another one.. that crashed in the same way.. with the same alien on board..
It's just thematically stupid to me even though I guess it doesn't matter?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:21:45 AM No.213358999
>>213358888
>they had already been created
is this confirmed or some kinda fan theory? Sounds like a fan theory to me cause in covenant he definitely painstakingly creates the whole organism
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:22:17 AM No.213359007
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>>213358869 (OP)
The whole xenomorph reproduction never made sense with females, I never understood why the chestbursters simply go through the vagina outwards. You literally have an infinite womb to spit out more Xenomorphs.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:23:27 AM No.213359035
>>213358999
Well David is able to do it because he uses the Engineer stuff
and the engineers have gay art about the xenos
Kinda weird they'd draw something that hadnt been made yet
But maybe they just like Geiger and David was really inspired by it. I dont actually know
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:24:09 AM No.213359049
>>213359007
maybe the chest buster being made just depletes the host entirely, it's not like the impreg people eat anything, they're the food
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:25:23 AM No.213359085
I dont think ridley scott is retarded I think the ideas keep changing movie to movie and then the studios want to alter it. But hypothetically he seems to have good ideas and the will to power to get kino made.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:26:06 AM No.213359112
>>213359085
this nigga never saw napolean
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:26:20 AM No.213359117
>>213359035
I googled the art/mural thing and yeah it's basically a plot hole because it's not implied at all that David already knew about these organisms it doesn't go together at all with the way he was experimenting to perfect them, god Ridley is a fucking hack
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:28:03 AM No.213359156
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>>213359112
Ah you got me I havent
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:29:18 AM No.213359189
>>213358984
yeah when you put it that way you're right if it's calling itself a prequel but going off the main lore then we were lied to and anything in the movie is basically null. thanks for the level headed response lol
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:30:10 AM No.213359209
in my view it cemented Ridley as a hack fraud
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:35:27 AM No.213359340
>>213359117
One possible theory is that the Decon existed and the mural is showing a Decon type shit, not quite the xeno David made, Decon was made "naturally" with only the black goo onto a human then an engineer etc, so maybe in the past engineers made xenomorphs-things and documented it, but again, why wasn't this even hinted in covenant while David was experimenting, it should have been so I'm wondering if Ridley just got lucky w this
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:37:04 AM No.213359376
>>213359340
Also
>The Deacon is not a creature created by a regular Facehugger impregnating an Engineer, but rather is created by a Trilobite. In the film's original script, an Engineer did become impregnated by a Facehugger, leading to an Engineer-spawned Xenomorph, although this was later changed when 20th Century Studios pressed Ridley Scott to remove the Xenomorph from the story altogether.
the studios fucking with the story is truly cancer
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:46:38 AM No.213359588
>>213358869 (OP)
I just watched Prometheus and was considering binging Covenant and Romulus after I made dinner
What's the verdict /tv/, is it worth it or should I not bother?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:51:26 AM No.213359707
>>213359035
>>213359117
>>213359340
>>213359376
prometheus timeline is seperated from the original alien timeline, in prometheus/covenant david makes the xenomorphs, the engineers worship the deacon and i've never seen any xenomorph in their murals, that is 100% fan theory/fanfic copium and hopium. in covenant david literally spells it all out that he experimented with shaw to "create the perfect organism" and also made the facehuggers which he lures the captain guy to, probably using both engineer DNA and shaw's and other crap from his experimentations. literally all of it is retcons, retarded, generic and pointless, meaningless, all because hollywood only wants to make the same horror movie from 1979 over and over again because they think the goyim have an iq of 60.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:55:00 AM No.213359813
>>213359588
If you liked Prometheus you’ll probably like covenant. If you hated Prometheus you’ll hate covenant more. Romulus is just slop, might be enjoyable with beers and friends.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:55:03 AM No.213359817
>>213359588
they're alien movies, thats pretty much it.
covenant has david being evil, romulus is again entirely seperate from all previous installments, and is basically Alien for fortnite kids/gen alphas.
its hilarious that this franchise still exists after 45 years.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:57:57 AM No.213359898
>>213359588
>Covenant
The people make constant, mind-boggling stupid decision to further the plot and create tension. Watch it or not, you aren't missing much, and I can barely remember anything about Romulus.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:01:09 AM No.213359982
>>213358869 (OP)
Ridley Scott is retarded in his old age, happens to many. The trick is to simply enjoy their old works while ignoring the bullshit they continue to produce in senility.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:03:41 AM No.213360055
>>213359898
all these movies are forgettable because its the same fossilized slasher horror template. prometheus stands out because it was visually really good and the engineers were conceptually kino but executed like dogshit. it could have been a non-canon modern reboot of the original alien, getting rid of some of the mystery of the dead pilot but adding more ontop of it, origins of humanity, and the xenomorph being terrifying, but its all retcons and bullshit. thats why prometheus is talked a lot about and covenant isn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1EeYB8Aog0
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:13:45 AM No.213360306
>>213358869 (OP)
He was just following a really old cook book that was missing a few pages
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:54:54 AM No.213361279
>>213358869 (OP)
Don't worry, the new canon Alien Earth show is retconning that garbage. He's agreed that Ridley's shit is idiotic
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:19:10 AM No.213361751
>>213358887
>David is one of the most complex characters conceived of in this century
He is just complex character with a decent arc for zoomers and plebbit midwits to love. He doesn't deserve a whole trajectory built off it though.

By the way learn how to English ESL pajeet.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:24:26 AM No.213361865
>>213358999
David only recreated it; the black goo is derived from the alien and an element of the black goo is that it’s constantly trying to return to the form of the xenomorph.

This is why in Prometheus it creates the squid thing that acts like a facehugger which births the Deacon. Why in Covenant, David created numerous xeno adjacent creatures and ultimately recreated a nearly identical xeno. And why in Romulus, the offspring is continually becoming more like a xeno.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:28:11 AM No.213361945
>>213359707
Saying that they’re separate timelines is pure copium, like the people saying that AvP isn’t canon. I’m glad that The Predator, Romulus, and soon Badlands exist because they forever BTFO you fuckheads that screech about the alien and predator films not being in the same universe.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:28:16 AM No.213361951
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Literally only Alien is good.
>inb4 some random game or comic or erm actually 3 is good
No.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:30:16 AM No.213361994
>>213361951
3 is alright, but I fully understand why it was so maligned at the time of release. Alien was a horror movie and Aliens was an action film, the audience was expecting a movie that continued the trajectory. Instead what they got was neither horror nor action, but instead a dramatic thriller.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:33:03 AM No.213362061
>>213361945
It is a separatr timeline though. Ridley wanted to reboot the Alien series since Aliens made it so popular but make it his way without queens and with angry pale bald human creators
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:34:53 AM No.213362108
>>213361994
Aliens was scarier and more horrific than Alien though. And nothing action about it. Nothing even happens for half the movie and there's only a couple gun fights.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:37:03 AM No.213362171
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>>213361951
memory is great too
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:39:45 AM No.213362245
>>213362061
No, Ridley wanted to tell his own story with musings about God and creation, so he hijacked the script that Fox wanted to make. He only ignored elements of the alien lifecycle like the Queen because of his ego; He believes the franchise is HIS creation and loathes any contributions others made - despite his contributions to the original film being FAR less than modern myths would have you believe.

It’s all the same timeline and all the same universe. Like I said, All Fox Predator sequels, Romulus, and Badlands confirm this to be the case - although it’s questionable whether Disney will keep Pred4 canon, but a smart writer can easily work around the issues.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:43:05 AM No.213362349
>>213362108
I will agree that I find Aliens to be the scarier movie, however that may be due to my generation and Aliens horror sensibilities being more effective for me. From what I’ve heard, Alien itself was a highly frightening movie to audiences at release.

Aliens though is certainly still an action movie, despite taking an hour for any of the action to occur. It may not be in the same realm as Terminator 2 for its action, but it’s still very oriented around it while maintaining the horror elements.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:59:22 AM No.213364001
>>213358887
Fpbp.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:29:20 AM No.213364634
>>213358999
>>213358869 (OP)
what happened to that schizo who would post the alien origin story every time an alien post was made?
it was pretty cool, reverse refining the alien gives you the god of the engineers. the alien is just a gradual refining of the god juice into an organism designed to survive at all costs(like how the engineer in the beginning of prometheus refines the god juice into the origin of humanity)
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:39:01 AM No.213364848
>>213359588
Prometheus I thought was great. Covenant ruined it. Decided not to watch Romulus.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:44:01 AM No.213364956
The black goo was too powerful. What's the point of crediting David with creating the xenomorphs if some retard can take that stuff to the zoo, feed it to random animals, and see which hybrid is the coolest and they wouldn't be too far off three generations down the line
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:55:00 AM No.213365196
>>213364956
we saw in romulus that you need to direct the goo to create the good stuff, on it's own it just creates shitty human like monsters that don't have durability
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:58:00 AM No.213365252
>>213358869 (OP)
all this lore doesn't matter since the movies are allegorical. the nostromo is the proverbial 'wood pile' and the xeno, well
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:29:37 AM No.213365864
>"I Found Perfection Here. I’ve Created It. Perfect Organism."
The movie makes it pretty clear David created the xenomorph. The alien in the mural doesn't look like one as much as a Deacon from Prometheus.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:33:10 AM No.213365929
>>213364848
You could argue Romulus is somewhat of a return to form so I think you're missing out if you liked Prometheus. It's an entertaining space-horror adventure movie and focused on a localized story that doesn't create reverberations on the established lore the way Prometheus and Covenant do.
But it's certainly less of a mess than Covenant.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:33:33 AM No.213365938
>>213359588
It is better in some ways than Prometheus, worth a watch for sure
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:06:13 AM No.213366531
>>213364634
The problem with the engineer drinking the goo at the start of Prometheus is that it doesn’t fit with the rest of the goo’s tendencies. The goo ALWAYS results in a xenomorph like creature, even Fifield’s exposure to the goo was originally shot to show him mutating into a xeno. Ofc, the reason the engineer drinks the goo and creates man is because it’s a rewrite of the scene from the original script where the engineers inject a proto hominid with their dna and create modern man.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:07:58 AM No.213366555
>>213365864
Yeah, but the xeno David creates isn’t even the same xeno from all the other films. It’s a new, more organic creature.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:17:10 AM No.213366710
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>>213358869 (OP)
No, you mouth-breathing fucktard. The "new" lore is that the xenomorphs are unfathomably ancient and that the Engineers, David and Weyland Yutani (on Romulus station) all tried to tap into their DNA. This was why the Engineers had a hieroglyph of the Xeno on LV223... they were obsessed with unlocking its power.

The Xenomorph is essentially a primordial, Satanic power.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:35:40 AM No.213367028
I don't remember much from these movies, why did engineers acted like apes and wanted to kill humans on sight?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:39:40 AM No.213367116
>>213359007
>>213359049
Also why make it specific if you can infest any organic life form?
>"Oh but on females, go through the vagina"

no no no, simply make them all burst through the chest like hatching from an egg on any organism. Easy.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:46:05 AM No.213367227
>>213359588
if you like david and the world-setting youll like covenant a lot
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:48:32 AM No.213367266
>>213366555
True, that one is called the praetomorph. The xenomorph was made later after experimenting with all the resources he acquired with the ship I presume.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:49:56 AM No.213367305
>>213360055
the xenomorphs in covenant are ebin though
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:52:36 AM No.213367351
>>213367028
>entire ship gets infected with black goo
>manage to put yourself in cryo and send out a distress/warning beacon.
>get woken up
>instead of your people ready to cure you, it's some dipshit warwick davis sized retards
>ok well maybe they figured out the cure or something
>no, it's just some old death's door fuck who wants to "ask some questions"

i'd fucking kick that little shit too.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:54:45 AM No.213367387
>>213359035
ridley set it up this way in case either or goes south, then hed be like OH NONONO DABID DIDNT CREATE THEM. hes a fucking hack
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:08:59 AM No.213367647
>>213367266
Problem is, AvP and Predator movies confirm xenos existed a long time ago.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:09:58 AM No.213367668
>>213358888
this is what really makes me facepalm. i don't care about the engineers or anything, it's the fact that it started off as a bold attempt at creating a backstory for alien (1979) and ended up a confusing failure that isn't even a backstory, it's an inconsequential and irrelevant side story that only confuses people who get into these movies
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:11:03 AM No.213367693
>>213367647
AvP universe is separate from Alien's, not sure if it's the same with Predator's though.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:19:21 AM No.213367849
>>213367693
You guys are my favorite. The ones who like to say they’re all three separate universes, or that AvP/Predator are one universe and Alien is another.

AvP, Predator, and Alien are all one singular universe. Predators and The Predator confirm AvP, the upcoming Predator: Badlands is literally set on a Wey-Yu colony planet and features synthetics from the Alien series, and rumor on the street is that Romulus 2 is going to end with a yautja cameo.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:21:13 AM No.213367886
>>213361751
>learn how to English ESL pajeet

A note-to-self, I presume.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:22:46 AM No.213367908
>>213367849
That's why I said I'm not sure about Predator. Until that rumor is confirmed to be true they are separate.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:24:44 AM No.213367944
>>213361945
>The Predator
Remind me again, where was the Alien connection in that one?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:26:27 AM No.213367973
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>>213366710
The only anon ITT who knows his shit. The Black Goo (facehugger semen) is the blood of the Demiurge
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:26:49 AM No.213367979
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What about these guys are they full canon?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:27:02 AM No.213367985
>>213366710
>The Xenomorph is essentially a primordial, Satanic power.

I would be fine with that but I bet this was only confirmed in some shitty licensed novel or video game and never will be referenced in the actual movies
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:28:19 AM No.213368001
it doesnt matter none of this matters stop wasting a single moment of your lives thinking about this absolutely insignificant bullshit
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:30:52 AM No.213368034
>>213368001
stfu nigga it's just a fun discussion
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:31:06 AM No.213368038
>>213367908
And that’s really the last line of defense for the Alien movies not being in the same universe as AvP/Predator.

To say that Wey-Yu and their synthetics in Predator: Badlands are just some alternate WY. It’s not the same company from Alien, but a version of that company that exists in the AvPredator universe. It’s such a grasping at straws excuse that it’s laughable. Not to mention that EVERYONE knows Disney is gonna make another AvP movie, but this time set in the future, and they’re 100% gonna try and cross over some stuff from their new Alien movies and Predator series.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:33:05 AM No.213368066
>>213367944
Not Alien connection, but AvP connection. The film features the Predator using weapons specifically originating from the AvP movies and the xenomorph tail spear from the end of AvP is shown in a glass case at Starkiller base. Although, I guess the implications of them having the spear probably mean they’ve got a lot more Xenomorph shit in some storage room.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:33:45 AM No.213368075
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>>213367985
It was confirmed in a movie that released last year. In it CGI Ian Holm explains that the goo is extracted directly from the facehugger, meaning it wasn't some artificial substance manufactured by the engineers. The egg is older than the chicken.
The Satanic angle is up to your interpretation.
>*wink wink nudge nudge*
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:39:14 AM No.213368140
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>>213367979
They're an attempt of canonizing Sil from Species in the Alien universe. I'm all for it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:41:52 AM No.213368187
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>>213367979
They're an attempt at canonizing Sil from Species in the Alien universe. I'm all for it
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:42:08 AM No.213368189
>>213358950
yes he is.
he wanted to write a prequel and then gave up and decided to reuse his gay prequel imagery so instead the plot is just him rambling about judaism and christianity.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:42:45 AM No.213368196
>>213368038
>Disney is going to turn Alien into MCU slop
I don't know why you're excited about this.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:44:39 AM No.213368235
>>213368196
He's the kind of person who thinks Aliens is a great movie.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:46:18 AM No.213368260
>>213368196
I didn’t say I was excited for it, I just said it’s gonna happen. The only thing that excites me about it is seeing fags who say “hurr durr no they’re two different universes actually” being BTFO.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:48:00 AM No.213368282
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>>213368038
>they’re 100% gonna try and cross over some stuff from their new Alien movies and Predator series.
About fucking time
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:23:18 AM No.213368740
>>213368075
What's the name of that movie?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:28:24 AM No.213368810
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>>213368740
Alien 3
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:38:59 AM No.213368947
>>213368810
>people here will deny this is kino
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:39:50 AM No.213368961
>>213358999
It is confirmed. The black goo has DNA for a lot of different species and has vast potential. David essentially reverse engineers the black goo to find xenomorphs.

Essentially, the black goo has a lot of potential in it, but xenmorph/deacon seems to be the default. We don't know where the engineers got it. We do know xenomorphs borrow DNA from hosts and the black goo also does this. Romulus further explored the black goo showing engineer DNA is also on its "history list" so to speak. It has not been established David created Xenomorphs or the engineers even created the black goo. We just see them use it.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:40:25 AM No.213368974
>>213368947
cameronfags barely even count as people
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 11:48:55 AM No.213369079
>>213368810
https://archive.org/details/alien-3-final-assembly
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:03:08 PM No.213369237
>>213368740
CGI Ian Holms explaining the black goo is from Alien Romules
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:12:55 PM No.213369336
>>213358869 (OP)
>Wait what, the new lore is that this dude created all the xenomorphs? I can't even fathom how retarded that is, in the original alien they're supposed to be on the ship for ages right? What the fuck Ridley
So the film is not really Alien anymore it's basically should be called Artifical Intelligence
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:15:51 PM No.213369381
>>213358869 (OP)
>in the original alien they're supposed to be on the ship for ages right?
Headcanon.
Replies: >>213369584 >>213376746
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:18:46 PM No.213369420
>>213358869 (OP)
That's not how I interpreted it. I thought he re-created xenomorphs or created a variation.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:32:51 PM No.213369584
>>213369381
Nigga re-watch the scene there's no way those eggs were there for 10 yrs
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:46:15 PM No.213369729
>>213368187
I don't like how much it humanizes xenos
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:53:35 PM No.213369826
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watching this now
>noo don't fry it with electricity, it will make it choke her with tail
why can't they just cut the tail
Replies: >>213369833
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:54:21 PM No.213369833
>>213369826
Because it has acid for blood.
Replies: >>213370244
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:24:42 PM No.213370244
>>213369833
Then cover him in a base that will neutralize the acid, like milk or piss.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:38:53 PM No.213370430
>>213370244
A strong base is just as bad as an acid.
Replies: >>213370439
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:39:28 PM No.213370439
>>213370430
*pisses on you*
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:40:02 PM No.213370447
>>213358869 (OP)
At this point I recommend just ignored all the Aliens movies past the first one.
Replies: >>213370551 >>213370598 >>213373968
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:48:29 PM No.213370551
>>213370447
You're dumb. We already know.
Replies: >>213370625 >>213370678
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:51:32 PM No.213370598
>>213370447
That was always the case. There were no slopquels.
Replies: >>213370625
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:53:15 PM No.213370625
>>213370551
>>213370598
If you agree with me there's no need for such aggression.
Replies: >>213370707
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:57:16 PM No.213370678
>>213370551
>MAN BABY WANTS HIS SLOP NOWWWW! GRRRR!!!!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:59:13 PM No.213370702
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I don't consider Covenant and Prometheus canon.
Replies: >>213370752
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:59:39 PM No.213370707
>>213370625
But I disagree.
Replies: >>213370763
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:04:39 PM No.213370752
>>213370702
I mean, they aren't kek. Literally at no point do they ever connect with the original movies and it would be impossible for them to do so. Plus they just invalidate everything about the originals and make them pointless. Ridley wanted to make his own new series, but slapped on a thin coating of Alien to pretend it was connected
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:05:40 PM No.213370763
>>213370707
Look upon my works ye mighty and despair.
Replies: >>213373644
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:06:59 PM No.213370785
>>213358999
You can see xenomorph art in the walls of the ship..
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:07:19 PM No.213370788
>>213358869 (OP)
David looks monged out of his box in that picture
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:11:35 PM No.213370846
>>213361945
Both Scott and Alvarez want Romulus 2 to tie loose ends up and make things "come full circle"
Also Alien: Earth is Weyland Yutani-produced propaganda for recruiting Space Marines
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:25:20 PM No.213371028
>>213368001
i also enjoy going to a discussion board and attempt to halt discussion.
its 100% not a pathetic waste of my time.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:25:31 PM No.213371032
>>213358869 (OP)
It was totally retarded. The xenomorphs work as horror because they are just some random horrific danger they happen to run into that exists in the universe.

The David creator/creation idea could have been kino, but it just wasn't executed in any interesting way.
Replies: >>213371186
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:33:57 PM No.213371149
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basically every other alien movie is its own timeline or non-canon off-spin, aliens is a direct sequel to alien, alien 3 is standalone, prometheus is its own thing with covenant a direct sequel, romulus is is own thing entirely, AVP is its own thing, and i think AVP2 is not a direct sequel to avp1 either though i dont remember exactly. predator movies are not part of the alien or avp universe they just put easter eggs as a gag, this was stated by the makers of the movies. both of these franchises attract certain kind of "lore" autists (predator especially) who want to connect all the timelines and movies with their own headcanon and then they pretend they are facts such as the engineer having "xenomorph murals" when they are clearly deacons, which look and act completely different.
Replies: >>213371167 >>213371517 >>213373968
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:34:58 PM No.213371167
>>213371149
oh yeah i forgot, there is also a very vague (and pointless) connection between the alien movies and blade runner, but you never hear them sperg out about it because they are solely obsessed with the monsters.
Replies: >>213371594
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:36:18 PM No.213371186
>>213371032
It could not have been kino. The scary thing about them was they were around for millions of years. The Jockey found them and died long enough ago to fossilize. Ancient shit is freaky. Not some doofus earth droid making them an hour ago. That's boring. And they're not even alien then.
Replies: >>213371245 >>213371384
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:39:25 PM No.213371245
>>213371186
hes talking about the potential of the engineer concept, not xenomorphs nigger learn to read, prometheus just shouldn't have had any xenos and focused more on the engineers and their mystery.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:48:36 PM No.213371384
>>213371186
No I mean David's creator/creation relationship with humans, like God vs man - just if that were part of the evil Weyland-Yutani corporation fuckery plotline.

You're totally right about the xenomorphs, which is what I mean in the first line. They should be an ancient threat kicking around in the empty void ironically full of horrors we dream not of. Real existential horror shit.

Having Anakin build C-3PO and then having him create the aliens is like something out of fucking Red Dwarf, trying to write around the fact that there are no alien life and everything originates from Earth somehow.
Replies: >>213371633
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:57:11 PM No.213371517
>>213371149
Fucking moron. Boo hoo, yeah, there’s some dogshit continuity between the movies. It doesn’t mean they’re not all in the same world. Caring about continuity wasn’t a thing until fifteen years ago.

Also citing the guys who made Predator 2 and put the alien skull in there as your source that it’s all just a gag is retarded. Yeah, it was a gag at the time due to the popularity of the AvP comics - with Predator 2 even being a loose adaptation of the original Predator comic. In current year, subsequent films have not been including references and Easter eggs as a “gag”. There’s literally a movie coming out this year that’s “Predator but set in the future of Alien”.
Replies: >>213371633
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:58:38 PM No.213371545
Ridley should be forced to not touch the script and only direct
Replies: >>213371678 >>213371747
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:01:46 PM No.213371594
>>213371167
No, there are fans who sperg out and try to say Blade Runner is set in the same universe as Alien. But that’s just retards being retards. There’s nothing in the films that indicates a connection between the two franchises other than some thematic elements with scifi and humanoid robots. The only direct connection comes from some DVD special features and Ridley Scott saying he likes the idea. But anyone with a brain knows that Alien and Blade Runner aren’t in the same universe; Blade Runner is owned by a different company and has a timeline that explicitly contradicts Predator - which IS in the same universe as Alien.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:04:03 PM No.213371633
>>213371384
its pretty obvious the engineers were initially the focus, but it all got changed halfway through, they cut out the important scenes with the engineers speaking, sacrificing, changed scenes with sacrificial cups for the black goo vials etc. the whole xeno thing is completely unnessecary in prometheus. they could have done all the genetic engineering, bodyhorror and even giger aesthetics without the xenomorph, even worse is covenant where they confirmed the city on the planet was supposed to be a gigeresque engineer city but they changed it to a roman one while still keeping dialogue in the movie about them being the real engineers and then years later retcon it again into them just being another seeded planet. retcons upon retcons. in covenant the colonists also don't question for a second the massive alien city they land in, even though humanity is supposed to not have found any alien life at all yet at that time. they keep shoehorning in the xenomorph an almost 50 year old slasher monster into this shit where it does'nt fit, its like making a Jason movie for the 30th time.
>>213371517
nobody cares sperg, comics are not canon, the 16th shitty retcon installment is not canon, autistic fanfiction is not canon, whatever shows and movies from predator and alien come out the next 3 years might aswell be fortnite skins.
Replies: >>213371706
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:06:47 PM No.213371678
>>213371545
The problem is that Ridley Scott has a name with a lot of clout and he believes himself to be the architect of the franchise. This however is a lie; Scott was a literal nobody and the Starbeast script existed long before he was ever brought on. Scott was only brought on because literally everyone the studio tried offering the film to passed on it; Scott likes to say that the studio refused to make the film if he wouldn’t direct, but that was actually because all the established directors passed on the script and if a nobody with one indie film under his belt (Scott) wouldn’t make the script, then the studio figured they should give up on it. Ridley even likes to talk as if he discovered Geiger and was responsible for his art being used for the alien; Dan O’Bannon has met Geiger years earlier on a scrapped version of Dune and it was O’Bannon who wanted to use Geiger’s art, but the studio had cold feet until O’Bannon showed it to Scott and Scott agreed.
Replies: >>213372419
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:08:18 PM No.213371706
>>213371633
Boo hoo, nigga. You don’t decide canon, I don’t decide canon, the owner of the IP decides canon and that owner is Yidsney and Yidsney says Alien and Predator are a shared universe and you’ll get a new Avengers style AvP movie and you’ll fucking like it.
Replies: >>213371806 >>213371839
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:09:39 PM No.213371730
it's funny how deep the lore of these films go when you have like 4 total scenes to cover all of it.
the space jockey, the engineer drinking the goo, the cave painting, david genociding the engineers.
if someone saw all the movies but walked out of the theater to take a piss for those 4 scenes they'd have no idea what you were talking about. and it still manages to be self-contradictory
Replies: >>213371767 >>213373968
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:10:41 PM No.213371747
>>213371545
Ridley should not ever touch the franchise. It is not and never was popular for his crap movie. It's long lasting popularity is due to Aliens. Everyone wanted more of that so they made comics, games and toys of it. The stupidest thing ever was to run it inot a brick wall with Alien 3 then leave it stupidly spinning in circles for decades ever since
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:11:42 PM No.213371767
>>213371730
Space Jockey is not the engineer
Replies: >>213371828
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:13:46 PM No.213371793
>>213359117
You know what a dinosaur looks like. Where’s your Jurassic Park?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:14:36 PM No.213371806
>>213371706
anon there are facehuggers in avp which are created by david like 100 years ago even though in avp the yautja supposedly were on earth since pre-history and messed with that stuff in ancient times. in the alien movies weyland has completely different ages sometimes. they are different timelines.
Replies: >>213371824
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:15:37 PM No.213371824
>>213371806
100 years later*
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:15:57 PM No.213371828
>>213371767
these movies are so stupid, are you serious? what was it then?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:16:27 PM No.213371839
IMG_2843
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md5: f372a8804bc757c48543d2d515217fc6🔍
>>213371706
>disney says
Right.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:19:31 PM No.213371888
>The ayys come from the people they capture, they turn into eggs!
>nono, wait, it's a gian queen, that lays the eggs!
>nonono, wait it's a black goo, that makes the ayys!
>nonnonononono wait wait wait it was the robot! The robot did it all along!
I fucking love that this nigger will never find the peace of a finished work
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:49:58 PM No.213372419
>>213371678
It was Scott's idea for the alien to have no eyes, the space jockey's design is based on his storyboards, and it's not Geiger but Giger you stupid fuck.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:50:34 PM No.213372426
>>213358869 (OP)
It's actually not a bad idea but the subtext and allegory flew over your head
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:04:48 PM No.213372640
what's the reason the engineers want to destroy humanity if they used the goo to make it in the first place? like an in-universe reason you can gleam from the movies, not ridley talking about jesus off-camera
Replies: >>213373199
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:11:43 PM No.213372752
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>>213368810
People post these stills but never moments where there's the actual Alien on screen, probably because it looks like absolute ass.
Replies: >>213373127 >>213373288 >>213373968
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:33:29 PM No.213373127
>>213372752
Reminder that these retards put a grey hound in an Alien suit and expected the dog to gallop like it was on the track... and didn't realize that he couldn't fucking run on slippery tile , James Cameron would have told the Fx guy to put some fucking gloves on and come back when he was ready
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:38:13 PM No.213373199
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>>213372640
Being Prometheus stole the goo and creating humans without permission. That made the suited Engineers super pissed and they wanted to kill off Prometheus' creation.
Replies: >>213373520
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:43:39 PM No.213373288
>>213372752
kek
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:45:27 PM No.213373316
>>213368075
>CGI Ian Holm
It's so funny that, for years, purists have been demanding a return to "practical effects", and when a full-size animatronic was actually used to re-create Ian Holm, they rejected it and said it was "CGI" or even "AI"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EdMzcm3UY4
Replies: >>213373377 >>213374819
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:49:07 PM No.213373377
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>>213373316
Fede was a retard for using Ian Holm in the first place. They stole everything else, may as well have made it a Working Joe. Or just used Samuels who was way better.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:56:00 PM No.213373520
>>213373199
and that's why he's called Prometheus ok I'm literally retarded
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:01:40 PM No.213373644
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>>213370763
What's the next verse? And who wrote the poem?
Replies: >>213373696
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:04:25 PM No.213373696
>>213373644
uhhhhh Shakespeare
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:06:51 PM No.213373736
>>213358887
He's literally just a copy of Data's evil twin on Star Trek and "give him a British accent to show that he's a genius"
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:18:47 PM No.213373968
>>213370447
>>213371149
>>213371730
>>213372752
>>213368001
You're all whiny niggers
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:55:00 PM No.213374819
>>213373316
I thought it was CGI because it looked like shit.
Same with the dog alien from 3 which was actually a tiny puppet, looked worse than the CGI aliens in AvP.
Replies: >>213375185
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:00:04 PM No.213374940
>>213358869 (OP)
The original concepts as O'Bannon and Giger told it were that the xenomorph is the unknown, adapted to survive the depths of space. A biomechanical abomination so ALIEN to us and agressive that only exists to reproduce and feed, sex and killing. The fear of it is the fear of what humans arent supposed to see.

Aliens turned them into a hive dwelling "insects" but still worked without breaking the ambience. Alien3 goes into the esoteric calling it the Dragon and parallels to their punishment and sins, just like the comics like Outburst.
Replies: >>213375229
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:11:53 PM No.213375185
>>213374819
None of the aliens in AvP looked bad. You have terrible opinions kek.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:14:30 PM No.213375229
>>213374940
No, as you've been told a thousand times, Aliens didn't change them whatsoever. They are exactly the same as they were in the first movie. It expanded on them only slightly by giving them an egg producing factory for the eggs that were already there. Wowie! The thing was never immortal, invincible, unknowable, or anything in your stupid headcanon. It was a lame slow slasher man playing hide and seek, and easily killed when not in a fragile spaceship where humans aren't worried about air and expensive equipment.
Replies: >>213376085 >>213376137
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:52:15 PM No.213376085
>>213375229
So much sperging, pls stop anon
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:54:15 PM No.213376137
>>213375229
Go back to filming Avatar 6, Cameron.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:09:11 PM No.213376458
>>213358888
>>213358923
>>213358950
>>213368189
The reasoning is simple - the original script for Prometheus was a direct prequel to alien, called "Alien: Engineers" or something, written by David Spaiths.
It was set on LV-426, and it would feature the derelict's crash as the climax. Which is retarded, because the ship in the OG has clearly been there for centuries, if not millennia - but whatever.
When Scott decided to take the franchise in another direction, instead of making a "one and done" prequel, him and his pal Lindelof were too lazy to write a story from scratch that would fit their new grand ideas - so they just tweaked the Spaiths script, changed a few things around (LV-426 became LV-233) and called it a day.
Which is why on both planets there's a Donut space jockey ship crashing, with the pilot dying from a chestburster afterwards. And they're not the same thing. Yes, Ridley is that retarded.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:11:53 PM No.213376525
>>213358999
it was the idea in one of the early drafts of Prometheus, or of Convenant, I don't remember. But Ridley EXPLICITLY said, in an interview, that he changed his mind during production. In his view (at least in 2017) he considers David being the CREATOR as canon, with all the other non-Xeno creatures (like the Deacon or Noemorphs) being the ancient and "imperfect" versions - but the xenos from the OG are now made by David.
I don't think the last 8 years have given him some sanity back.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:12:54 PM No.213376544
>>213359117
The mural canonically features the Deacon. It's mentioned in an artwork and in one of Prometheus early drafts IIRC
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:15:18 PM No.213376601
>>213367028
I've heard that the cut original plan for the movie was the engineer going apeshit because humans killed Jesus
Replies: >>213376697
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:16:06 PM No.213376628
>>213358887
Nobody had ever thought of coming up with an android that malfunctions and acts crazy!!!

Nobody had ever thought of having a male character try to rape a female character only to be interrupted by a more heroic male character!!!

https://youtu.be/k-SxgZg5Vl0
Replies: >>213378134
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:18:46 PM No.213376697
>>213376601
kek thst would be kino af
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:19:01 PM No.213376704
>>213364848
Romulus was great imo. I really didnt go in expecting much but damn i loved it. Almsot everything about it
Replies: >>213377125
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:20:36 PM No.213376746
>>213369381
the pilot is literally fossilized you mongoloid
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:21:41 PM No.213376777
>>213358869 (OP)
>Wait what, the new lore is that this dude created all the xenomorphs?
No.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:23:43 PM No.213376819
>>213359588
Covenant is pretty good. Romulus is ok.
They're both held back by corpo mandates, but with Covenant you at least get some light shining through. Romulus tries to create synthetic light.
If you take my meaning.
Replies: >>213376906
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:25:31 PM No.213376863
>>213358869 (OP)
He found some eggs and black goo and just experimented with it.
Saying he invented the aliens is like saying you invented rust because you introduced water to metal.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:27:23 PM No.213376906
>>213376819
I'm the opposite.
Romulus isn't even trying to do something new so it just ends up being mediocre.
The little bits of greatness in Covenant make me hate it more.
Replies: >>213377253
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:28:35 PM No.213376935
>>213358887
zoomer moment
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:36:18 PM No.213377125
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>>213376704
Yes, because it was all taken from Alien Isolation. Which they already knew Alien fans loved tremendously. Romulus is just a bad knockoff version.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:41:13 PM No.213377253
>>213376906
I'll take bits of greatness that elevate an ok film over a merely ok film with CGI recreations of dead actors.
In fact it's pretty funny: Covenant has Micheal Fassbender playing two versions of the same character and he carries the movie hard, honestly one of the few iconic performances of the last decade, where Romulus has CGI Ian Holm cementing the movie as so afraid of moving into new territory Disney is willing to resort to digital necromancy.
Replies: >>213377275
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:41:59 PM No.213377272
>>213359007
simple: there are more organisms with stomachs than organisms with vaginas
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:42:14 PM No.213377275
>>213377253
It's not a competition. They're in two completely separate unrelated series. So stop whining. You can like both.
Replies: >>213377319
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:43:57 PM No.213377319
>>213377275
I'm also allowed to hate Alien: Romulus, Disney marketer-san
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:44:34 PM No.213377342
the only movie is Alien and that's as much as I care. don't care about the villain guy or little girl in Aliens, hollwood nonsense.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:48:56 PM No.213377446
Aliens is the best movie btw not Alien
Replies: >>213377525 >>213377969
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:49:57 PM No.213377479
Alien is the best movie btw. Full stop.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:51:49 PM No.213377525
>>213377446
I agree.
But I also think that Alien Isolation is the best thing in the series
Better than Aliens or Alien
Replies: >>213377807 >>213377900
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:02:42 PM No.213377807
>>213377525
I think you're a tastelet.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:06:28 PM No.213377900
>>213377525
For me it's avp2
If I can't massacre xenos I don't want it
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:09:33 PM No.213377969
>>213377446
Actually it's the worst, even Romulus understood Alien better.
Replies: >>213378078
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:13:08 PM No.213378078
>>213377969
No one needs to understand anything about Alien. It's a bland rubber suit monster man movie that would have been rightfully forgotten on its own. The series is not remembered all this time later for the first movie, it's remembered for Aliens.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:14:23 PM No.213378104
file
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BOO
Replies: >>213378255 >>213378405
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:15:33 PM No.213378134
>>213376628
That was Walter Hill and David Giller who came up with Ash correct?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:16:07 PM No.213378152
Aliens stans are annoying. It's a pretty good film, but it doesn't come close to Alien.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:20:00 PM No.213378255
>>213378104
oh my god that is terrifying and canonically accurate
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:25:03 PM No.213378405
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>>213378104
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:25:29 PM No.213378420
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>official alien lore
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:34:15 PM No.213378654
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>>213358869 (OP)
The whole movie is filled with so much dumb shit I prefer to believe it never happened
>captain gets walked into a basement by the android he's suspicious of
>"hey look at that weird egg, perfectly safe btw" - weird android
>captain shoves his face right up to it
>gets facehugged