HOH: Mickey
Noms: Keanu, Kelley, Rylie
Veto: Keanu

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previously on /bb/: >>213365421

>>213367761 (OP)
RYLIE GO TO BED

>>213367761 (OP)
first for the future wife murderer

I give it under a month before this psycho gets kicked out for something

IT’S ALL FOR YOU KATHERINE

actual schizo

I need Tardmode to just not strangle any of the women until jumbo gets put up otb

is production trying to set rylie up? why hasnt cam switched yet off this toxic psycho?

is this how you get hot blonde girls to like you? i need to go to more sports bars and make sure their bosses are treating them right

rylie is kino

>>213367789
His going to shout this as he stabs her to death

>>213367789
she has full on "is this nigga serious" face LMAO

>you're my fucking girl

did she agree to this?

>>213367797
yes but less simpy and less psycho. just tactfully belittle them then offer yourself as their solution.

girls love bad boy psychos

>hmmm i think i'll have cheerios for breakfast tomorrow

>>213367793
grods furious he's been incompetent nontent so finally said fuck it show his insanity

>simpmode goes to talk to ropes
>threatens her about renom-ing kat
>she gets spooked and puts up vince

You're my fucking girl whether you like it or not

>>213367814
she's denied it to other people

>>213367793
I had that thought too. They're risking a TMZ story keeping the feeds on this.

you’re my fuckin girl

Based Rylie making the so called feminist grovel like a pig with a feeder mask on

WALL MENTION

>>213367828
kats got to be at least a little wet from this

Rylie is the first HG cast from the 18th century

kek at Kat covering her face in case he tries to lean in for a kiss

kinda want them to kiss now

>>213367819
Clearly it's worked for all the women he's been with if the allegations are true

he sounds insane but he actually convinced Ropehead they're cool as well as keeping Kat off the block or being nominated after veto

>>213367847
he do have a undernourished medieval peasant look about him

One of the legit craziest houseguests I've ever seen on Big Brother
If he murders a future girlfriend I wouldn't be surprised
They might have to pull him from the game lmao

the whiplash of that intensity to the HoH talking about inane shit

this is somehow giving me more of an ick than when blue was groveling to jared post zombie week for like 8 hours
and that's an incredible feat because that was bad shit

YES RYLIE WE GET IT YOURE PLAYING FOR KAT

>>213367876
I forgot about that. Blue was so patheric

Perfect time for knockout HOH where you pick two HGs to face off

>>213367884
>you're the mother of my kids and i will protect you

kat might be the most tortured houseguest in bb history

ashley is waiting until more people leave to drop the rylie lore on mickey

>you're my favorite person ever
>says nothing back

>>213367915
she’s not gonna drop it

rylie the type of ex to text in the middle of the night that's he going to shoot himself if you keep ignoring him

what is going thru kats head right now

>>213367915
we won't see it anyway. we need 4 schizo cams

it makes so much sense that rylie has 2 baby mommas he isnt paying for

this was supposed to be a night celebrating kelley

>>213367915
nooo ashley wait

>>213367937
100p

>>213367941
I should have never agreed to be on this show

>jimmy still awake

oh he's paranoid as shit. he usually sleeps early

>>213367971
wouldn't it be weird if her hair just ended there like the 90s style devon sawa/backstreet boys hair?

>>213367989
I feel like he has to know he's going up right? he can't be that dense that hoh convo was a fucking funeral

Jimmy lying and saying Mickey isn’t awake

Mickey giving Ashley nothing

>she's finally leaving the hammock
thank god
now weasel and hapa

god I love ashley

>MUH SNAKE
ah the classics eh morgan

antbros, we made it to mickey's bed

ashley, kelley, and keanu are making this season kino. one could argue rylie just because of the cringe antics but i honestly wouldn't mind him getting booted soon.

>vince telling zach he's baffled mickey is putting up jimmy
so are we vincenzo, but lets not ruin a good thing

ENTER SIMP

mickey doesn't want to sleep in her HOH bed because there are ants in it and might sleep on the couch. also said she needs to poop

RYLIE IN HOH

did mickey literally just sprint out to hide over simpboy? lmao
>>213368133
cuckboy is only antics insofar as you're counting down him getting expelled from going to far, he can go

RYLIE BROUGHT A GUN IN A HOH

doesn't this guy ride bulls? what would you call this style?

mickey trying to wait rytard out in hoh bathroom and he's sitting down in hoh kek
who wins the standoff?

>did katherine tell you to say this to me?
KEK ashley clocked his ass

MICKEY IM IN HERE

Ashley is running this house

what's he doing in there? he's going to ruin it

>>213368207
he does

zach and vince are practically giddy over this jimmy fuckup by mickey kek, can't blame them either

>>213368201
he dresses like a wigger

>>213368250
I can't believe it either

don't fuck up this backdoor with your bullshit rytard

last few days have been insane

tard mist in full effect

mickey really should just tell him jimbos going up so he calms the fuck down if it's truly a done deal

/bb/ did you know rylie is a REAL motherfucker?

I'm a real motherfucker

>>213368284
yeah kek

>>213368250
isn't vince just happier that it wasn't him? i highly doubt they're thinking about anything other than they're safe and live another week when she was ready to take a big shot.

In b4 "Riley is acting too paranoid, I'm gonna vote up Kat instead"

simp winning the next hoh and putting her up would be bbkino

>>213368307
it's of course happiness it's not him but at the same time the whole reason he schizoed out was because he simply couldn't believe she'd be dumb enough to torpedo her game like this kek.
I'm sure they're also loving the hags side falling apart after they got their way last week

Vinny/zach better stop throwing HOHs. I see Rachel putting them up if she wins

im surprised people can be like rylie when they arent drunk or high

>>213368331
>You took my family from me! Now I take your game from you.

>>213368337
you've never met some of the fine specimens we call people irl then
they do exist sadly

rylie basically went from crashing out outside about mickey stealing his HoH to staying mickey is his 2nd best ally behind kat. what a total schizo

>>213368360
kat likes the violent tough guy act
mickey likes the southern gentleman act

>>213368377
>southern gentleman
> I'm a real motherfucker. I'll take down every motherfucker in this motherfucker

>>213368398
yea he is

>morgan already back up in hoh
I'd say attagirl for keeping on ropes but I think it's a done deal, take a break soldier

im going to bed girlies. cant wait for the post veto meeting fallout tomorrow

>>213368478
gn babe. tomorr4ow should be litty

>>213368478
night babe, kino feeds post ceremony for sure

cut to jimmy sulking in his bed all day tomorrow

>>213368501
one of jimmy or rachel is sure to pop off at least once

Zach is realizing Rylie is stupid af

BEHEAD JIMMY

>>213368527
don't worry babe he's got a 1 way ticket to block city

>>213368525
Zach is oddly competent for the douchebro archetype, could see him winning quite easily. Too bad his personality is really quite bland. Are there Zach fans in these threads?

>>213368554
>Zach is oddly competent for the douchebro archetype
its the asian in him

>>213368554
I like him but he plays a bit too scared for my taste in pushing his agenda

>stop being a dumbass simp

I mean if Bauren had two rocks to clang together in her head she'd use Zach's leverage to gain a good position in the house, she's already de facto there solely because the whole house is aware Zach is into her

>>213368554
yeah

>>213368554
we only support Black kweens in these threads

>>213368511
i think rachel accepted it by now

they need to keep pumping whatever insanity gas it is they're putting in hoh
because every single one for four weeks will have evicted an ally at this rate

Since the backyard was closed early last week I can’t see them doing it again. Hence, no wall or endurance

rylie is such a little bitch

>>213368728
>everyone schizos out and evicts their own allies
>only king keanu is left standing
All part of the plan

>nah bro, around me she's a scared little girl that needs dad to protect her bro

>>213368777
I will trust the 7s that there will be no wall

>>213368777
no wall for morgan this week then

>>213368801
saviour complex, probably from a traumatic event where he couldn't help someone. nothing else makes sense as to why he's so weirdly intensely fixated on "saving" her

>>213368856
maybe he's trying to make up for the children he's abandoned. personally I consider it a basic abusive relationship the way he interacts with her and hides it from other people

I got this dumb bitch in my ear nagging and telling me I shouldn't be speaking my godamn truth to our biggest opp

Perfect time to sneak downstairs and make a frozen pizza and eat it to myself…

>>213368307
How tall is Kelley? Her one arm looks like the length of Ava’s entire body

I hope I wake up tomorrow to a Jimmy re-nom

>>213367761 (OP)
Just woke up, is Jimmy not going up anymore?

>>213369426
Ava shifted it to Vince, King Keanu shifted it back to Jimmy and it seems locked in

What room does Lauren sleep in

goodbye Jimmy we no longer need you

Good morning ladies

>>213370018
Morning Hogg, should be a great day of schizo today

>>213370352
I'm hoping and praying! It seems the earlier I go to bed, the better late night feeds are, so I'm hoping for some special afternoon spiraling

>>213370018
Morning Boss Hogg

They must be desperate to get out the showmance before jury, imagine trying to enjoy the villa in a pleasant late summer in LA with a cocktail by the pool and you hear two rednecks screaming at each other

>>213370018
morning mr cliff

anal sex with lauren(so she stays a virgin)

hoping for some kino today

>>213370018
morning cowboy

>>213371846
>Alpha Phi
If you really think shes a virgin you're even dumber than Rytatrd