>here's your Jesus Christ, bro.

you don't have to watch it

>>213372189 (OP)
Quick, what's the last piece of musical theatre you saw live?

>>213372189 (OP)
grim and disgusting

Jesus Christ she’s ugly!

Masquerade violation

This is why thorium reactors will never catch on. Too many mutants.

>>213372189 (OP)
NOSFERATU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brePdx4ij3A

>>213372189 (OP)
Why so many people nowadays enjoy making themselves look like demons?

>>213372321
lol i got this joke :)

>>213372189 (OP)
I am sick of pretending like they're the same as everyone else.

>>213372205
You don't have to be moral cowards who fuck with Christians and ONLY Christians while being respectful of Jews, Muslims, and everyone else.

Nice talons

https://x.com/verbalriotshow/status/1951682434258653398 (sound version)

>>213372259
I live in the ass end of nowhere and hate travelling so if you mean ones where I could go up and touch the performers then it would be The Rocky Horror Picture Show like 15-20 years ago, but recently they've started doing livestreams of theatre at the cinema, so if that counts then I saw Six: The Musical Live in April.

https://letterboxd.com/mrlore/list/live-theatre/

>>213372189 (OP)

>>213372189 (OP)
Jesus Christ

>>213372189 (OP)
Does anyone here even watch musical theater? Why would they care? You’re just looking for something to bitch about. No one here gives two shits about this show, and no one here’s ever going to watch it, no matter who was playing Jesus. Sydney Sweeney could be playing Jesus, and that wouldn’t be enough to get anyone here to watch.

>>213372387
>moral cowards
so get mad at Andrew Lloyd Weber for writing a musical depicting Christ as a mortal man with his own selfish desires who has sex with his girlfriend Maey Magdelene, all Enviro is doing is covering a song, culture war faggot

>>213372189 (OP)
>>213372530
Could have made a good Simon Zelotes (and not just because of the skin color).

>>213372189 (OP)
What species is that

>>213372205
They didn't have to make it

>>213372779
you racist

>>213372530
Literal chimp wtf?

does this bitch have cancer or something?
whenever black people get all creepy thin like this every acts like it's totally fine and you're racist for noticing and then 6 months later they're dead
the same thing happened with black panther, he did that crime thriller movie like the year before he died and his hands were all spooky looking

>>213372717
Why do you care that we care?

>>213372530
this is even worse in motion, wtf

>>213372259
why do redittors come here and pretend they're talking to one person on a website visited by hundreds of thousand all over the world, is it reverse schizophrenia?

>>213372717
I saw the version with Ben Forster as Jesus and Tim Minchin as Judas, it was great.

>>213372189 (OP)
>>213372530
>literal monkey
furfags into monkeys might be into this bitch

>>213372530
Scary stuff

>>213372259
Evita

>>213372530

>>213372189 (OP)

>>213372903
Furfag here, I'm not

>>213372189 (OP)
Jesus never existed so I could care less what ways they pervert a fake belief system

>>213372189 (OP)
Sleep paralysis demon

>>213372860
TBF Reddit is a hivemind so that's what they're used to.

>>213372189 (OP)
>>213372530
Looks like a black Sleestack from the original "Land of the Lost".

>>213373059
>>213373098
first thing I thought of

>>213372189 (OP)
Is this mortal kombat

>>213372530
Hagraven

>>213372530
Good to see the Arch-vile wasn't typecast after Doom 2 and was able to make it to Broadway.

>>213372205
it needs to be burned

And you guys get mad when Muslims kill people over stuff like this.

>>213372205
>you don't have to watch it

>>213372717
>Why would they care?

>>213372189 (OP)
what about a musical about the Quran where Muhammad is played by Neil Patrick Harris in a diaper

>>213372189 (OP)
real question. do any of you see these things and think of anything other than a monkey in human clothes?

>>213372530
I don't think she can see how they're mocking her. She looks alien and sick. Not feminine and a joy to the eyes.

>>213373555
how would they get around portraying muhammad marrying a 6 year old then having sex with her when she was 9?
are they going to be getting a child actor for that, or...?

>>213372189 (OP)
They dress up as demons.... and everything they support and push for is blatantly evil... I'm sure it's a coincidence.

>>213373528
honestly, the older i get, the more i realize muslims are right about fags, jews, women, and fighting wars.

>>213372530
this creature is not human
when will the world wake up and see that these creatures are truly subhuman? they are not people like you and me. this fucking animal

>>213373660
Like, I’m not supporting them but it’s gets to a point where I’m like “ya know if someone insults their prophet then I’m sure they’ll do everything they can to make them stop.” How many shows make fun of Jesus like this and get away with it.

>>213373776
i'm in the same boat. i don't like muslims any more than i like jews, but at least they don't let people play around with the disrespect bullshit. if whites did even HALF of the jihaad and rooftop fag-throwing that muzzies do, we wouldn't be in this fuckin mess in the first place. and don't get me started on how Jesus is the ONLY acceptable religious figure to make fun of.

>>213372189 (OP)
And of course, Judas is a Huwyte male.

>>213372259
the stage revival version of Hair! in San Francisco sometime in the mid-70s.

>>213372189 (OP)
biblically accurate

>>213372387
You can't claim to be a Christian and be a racist. Love thy neighbor. Faggot.

>>213372853
>this is even worse in motion, wtf
Lol it is

>>213372189 (OP)
She's singing "Rock in the pool, so nice and cool, so juicy sweeeeeet! Now we wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeet!"

>>213372189 (OP)
Quick rundown? I need context. Also, she looks demonic as fuck.

AYO WHY COME ALL DEEZ NIGGAS TALM BOUT DIS JEEZUZ NIGGUH?! AYO WE FINNA HIT A LICK IN JARUSALEM *chirp*

>>213372189 (OP)
Disgusting. How about they do it too Muhammad. Fucking Jews

>>213372189 (OP)
Beast of the field

Look at that fucking hand. She could palm Mercury.

>>213373880
It's some kind of theatre performance called "Jesus Christ Superstar" that's been going on since 1970 and this year they chose to specifically cast some lesbian black woman in the role of Jesus for it.

>every other sub species on the planet earth has distinct differences, except for le epic human beings, we are all totally the same, and you're heckin racist for implying otherwise!

>>213372584
This any good?

>>213373919
you know how pissed God is gonna be at all of us?
>WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET THEM WEAR CLOTHES AND TAKE PART IN YOUR SOCIETIES?!
>THEY ARE ANIMALS!
>uhh....the jews said we need to be inclusive
>THE FUCKING WHO SAID WHAT?!

>>213372717
I watch a lot of musical theater. Not gonna watch this with her(?) in it. Only gonna watch Wicked in spite of Erivo in it.

Wasn't the original stage play already blasphemous to be edgy? What's the difference?

>>213373857
Right. I forgot. You either hate white people, are anti-white in everything, want to tear down white civilization, and replace whites in all aspects including their culture and history, or you're racist

>>213374107
>>213372584
I enjoyed it. Typical trashing of Henry VIII and glorification of his wives but the songs are well done and the humor works.

>>213373857
Racism is natural. The bible is about nature. You treat people as they deserve even niggers like you

>>213374107
It's very "yaass girrrll powerrrrrr!!" but there were some great songs and a couple of touching bits. At 90 minutes it's not a huge time investment if you don't like it.

>>213374145
not to my recollection. it treated the source material with a degree of reverence if i remember right.

also
>Ian Gillain (Deep Purple) was the best singer to play Jesus in JCSS and it's not up for debate

>>213372387
>I am sick of pretending like they're the same as everyone else.

Like who is the same? Actors/actresses?

>>213374206
Always though it was funny that Black Sabbath recorded with two Jesuses
https://youtu.be/nCujj3RLfww?si=mIYblyEqEQ7j6-Eh

>>213372530
Fucking revolting.

>>213374451

>>213373955
Ah, okay.

>>213374451
i'm supposed to pretend this is the same species as me?

>>213372189 (OP)
Pretty sure I fought this thing in the Witcher III once

>>213372189 (OP)
That’s a demi-human from elden ring

>uh Jesus was born in the middle east he couldn't possibly have been white
>Yes Jesus can be an immediate cocaine addicted lesbian shegroid

Jesus would approve of this

>>213372189 (OP)

>>213374650

Fucking hell...

>>213374219
stop playing dumb. this isn't reddit you dumb faggot. ofc he's talking about niggers being ugly monsters.

>>213374667
>>213374700

>>213372259
Hamilton. I don't regret it, but it really did feel like a flash in the pan upon retrospect. Some of those songs are AWFUL, and it really says something that the most memorable parts are the King George scenes.

>>213374768
how do i updoot this?

>>213372259
Phantom on Broadway back in '10.

>>213374774
Yes, that dumb image is what >>213374700 is a response to, larper.

>>213372321
fucking kek, nearly spat my drink

>>213374589
Yes, and forgive her and not judge. The devil is well aware how difficult he can make that for you.

>>213374809

>>213374914
>forgive a child of the devil
nice try, satan. keep your poop-colored golems away from me.

>>213372189 (OP)
What a ghastly eldritch abomination; peak puke inducing!!!!

>>213374667
>look here dumb chud we're eunuchs see!

>>213374937

>>213372530
what the fuck, its real?

>>213374667
That entire passage is Jesus replying to a questions about how shall a man deal with marriage and whether it's required to engage in or not, given the various issues it can sometimes bring. He gives literal examples of there being men who are born infertile, in which case marriage would not be fruitful to them due to the fact they can't multiply, so they might as well live without it, if they are able. Then it gives example of men who have been castrated at the hands of others, thus, again, leading to the same conclusion as before. Then it talks about those who actually lack the desire for companionship wand want to fully dedicated themselves to the Lord, in which case, they willingly choose to live as eunuchs, meaning they don't engage in lustful thoughts and behaviors, nor do they get married to act on their desire for sex.

How trannies manage to pick that entirely out of context and just make it about themselves while saying "SEE! SEE!! JESUS SAID I CAN CUT MY DICK OFF AND LIVE LIKE A DEGENERATE BEAST FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AS A PLEASE!!! LMAAOOO!! CHECKMATE!!" when literally none of that was the point of that whole passage. The whole context of it is about marriage and how shall men go about deal with it, should they do it, which of them should, and which shouldn't, and in what cases.

>>213375060
>Every word of the bible is literal!!
Dumbass, its a metaphor for being transgender.

>>213374976

>>213372189 (OP)
she made no attempt to change her usual looks, some conservatives say this is the traditional idea of demon replacing jesus

>>213375109
How do you know Jesus didn't look like that?

>>213375084
Your life is a metaphor for why contraception between people should be mandatory below a certain IQ threshold.

>>213372860
OP is one guy, retard

>>213372189 (OP)
The stuff of nightmares

>>213374451
how does it wipe its ass

>>213375143
>contraception is good
you're really bad at this tradcath thing, chuddie

>>213375133
how do you know niggers aren't a separate species?

>>213373857
Lol Cain killed his brother and God punished him by turning him black
Europeans are descendants of Jacob
Sub-Saharans are the Beasts of the Field

>>213375181
Different species cannot produce fertile offspring, but black and white people can have fertile children.
Hope that helps!

>>213375191
>Sub-Saharans
Why are incels so obsessed with this word?

>>213372189 (OP)
The 1973 film was kino.

>>213375232
It was fucking creepy.

>>213372259
Trick question. Any answer is gay.

>>213372189 (OP)
The Skyrim movie is looking game accurate

>>213375209
subspecies crossbreeding occurs all the time in nature. that doesn't mean they're the same animal.

>>213375228
People probably feel like they need to specify because leftist cucks assume anything African = nigger

>>213372259
HS production of Legally Blonde. A tomboy I thought was cute (in retrospect) tried talking to me in the lobby but I ignored her cause one of my friends had a crush on her.

>>213375343
Yes, chud, different species can sometimes have offspring. However, that offspring is not fertile.
Hope that helps!

>>213374800
Yeah I was honestly disappointed. Epic Rap Battles of History unironically has better historical song.

>>213372189 (OP)
Reminiscent of Meg Mucklebones from Ridley Scott's Legend, and the Pumpkinhead demon from Pumpkinhead, starring Lance Henriksen. Pumpkinhead is underrated horror.

>zoomer chuds discover a 50 year old musical

>>213375657
yeah, that's what the thread is about. not the creature running around in it now.

>>213375657
ai post?

>>213375875
Nah, it's probably a real faggot.

>>213372205
I think it's great
now do Judaism and Islam

>>213375922
>Mohammad Superstar, starring Cyn-BOOOM!

>>213372259
Alladin at Disneyland

>>213372205
I think it's great
now do Zoroastrianism and Tengrism

>>213372321
kek

>>213372205
They are fine with doing this to Christianity, but somehow never do Meivazhi and Yazidism

>>213372189 (OP)
You either post the ugliest of non-whites, or you get called racist. That's the norm now.

>>213372530
If you told me this was a modern stage version of Nosferatu, I would believe you.

>>213372189 (OP)
Wake me up when they make a musical mocking Donyi-Polo or Mandaeism

>>213372189 (OP)
I’ll be impressed when Andrew Lloyd Webber writes a glam rock opera about Cheondoism reformers being betrayed during a heavenly rice harvest.
But no, let’s just drag Christianity again. Classic.

>>213372189 (OP)
Christians? Fair game for musical theater.
But I’m still waiting for The Passion of the Pangool - a Serer religious epic told through jazz-fusion.
Until then… hypocrisy.

>>213372189 (OP)
Wow, Jesus Christ Superstar really took bold swings…
But where’s Zoroaster: Fire Temple Funk? Or Melek Taus: The Peacock Angel Experience?
No? Just Jesus again? Okay.

>>213372189 (OP)
So brave. So original.
Can’t wait for the sequel: Uatsyrdzhi: The Ossetian Sky God Rock Ballet.
But that might offend someone, right?

>>213372189 (OP)
“It’s not anti-Christian, it’s just theater.”
Cool. Then where’s Sacred Grove Shuffle, the Mari Pagan ritual dance opera with bear masks and lamentation solos?

>>213375587
>Pumpkinhead is underrated horror.
First one was a fun time, yeah. I regret watching the sequels.

>>213372259
Why the fuck would anyone watch theatre?
they are just low budged pseudo-movies

>>213372530
>sharters pay to watch this filth
The Great Satan will perish in the all consuming fires of 2030

>>213372189 (OP)
Nuke America. It's the only way to be sure.