>Ice Cube is an elite NSA hacker

Kino.

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>>213372410 (OP)
Wait, they can't actually do that, right?

>>213372410 (OP)
Just saw the trailer for this shit, looks kino as h*ck

>>213372410 (OP)

/g/ is this legit?

I thought Law and Order tried to be somewhat realistic.

>>213372508
Hell yeah dawg, das how we roll on da information superhighway.

>>213372410 (OP)
It couldn’t be more obvious that this was a Covid movie that’s been shelved for years.

shlockino

I haven't seen it, but turning what was a radio show into one of these one man / one location movies sounds like an interesting idea. Sounds like it is getting panned, though

>ayo, i make 500,000 dollars for a weeks worth of 'work' reading from a script, a few weeks out of the year
>but yo, i'm from the hood an shieet, my life is hard as fuck, nigga!

>>213372417
Why are they pointing their guns at each other?

>>213372424
It really fucking is

>>213372417
whats this manouvre called?
>our budget is too low for a helmet cam

I like Ice Cube, but I watched this and fucking hell it's abysmal.

>>213372470
>Wait, they can't actually do that, right?

You'd get the IP address of Youtube (the page you're already on).

>>213372417
>tactical livestream
kind of kino ngl

>>213373182
funny abysmal or hard skip abysmal?

>>213372410 (OP)
OH N-

>DAYUM, they got like encryptions and shit on here

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>>213373324
Not that anon but it is bad, impossibly atrocious; Really Really bad. Reminded me of Ecks vs Sever. It is so bad, like really really bad. Bad Bad Bad, awful.

I turned this off after the aliens landed and looked like a ps1 game. I struggled not to turn it off like 3 x's before that.

>>213373324
I'll save you with this Amazon Drone bad

>>213373525
Oh my goodness that was bad. Like really really really bad. Why was it so bad? Sci-fi sucking cheap ass game boy hand held special effects would have looked better.

So that is what Cube has finally been forced to become?

it's a string of YouTube shorts shot in one room with a bunch of crappy CGI.

>film was made during lockdown in 2020.

even with all this, it could've been saved with a decent reveal, but the big reveal is truly retarded "hurr they aliens eat our data"

>>213373417
lel

>>213373672
This film had to be some form of money laundering, had to be.

>>213373417
doesn't make sense

AY YO THAT BIG ASS ALIEN NIGGA BIG AS HELL RUN

>>213372410 (OP)
Suge Knight killed the wrong guy

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>>213372417
People laugh at this which is completely plausible if he has backdoor govt software but praise movies like the Girl with Dragon Tattoo where she hacks the global financial system and Blackhat where the guy is the only person in the world that can reverse engineer his own code

>>213372548
I have never seen a nergo coding in my life, so no its sci fi

>>213372832
He hasn’t said this for quite some time, you’re probably thinking of ‘today was a good day’ which is from like the 80s

>>213372832
Also I imagine you haven’t kept up with Ice Cube’s Discography but he was saying now that he’s rich he just wants to barbecue with his loved ones and be bothered neither by thugs nor the government or media
>source - You’d Can Do It (1999) - Ice Cube’s

>>213373702
It's an advertisement for Amazon Prime, no joke. Prime Air saves the day, you see them buy something off of Amazon to activate a delivery drone to save the day.

>>213374095
In what way

>>213374304
What a dreadful ill made abomination that was.

>>213373603
I’m not even kidding Cube has always been conservative and his plan was always to make generational wealth and be a family man. His lyrics have completely been on pace with this from the beginning even when he was it’s saying don’t fuck with them or he’ll kill you. You act like this is a big betrayal but within like 7 years of him coming out he was already proudly transitioning into being a wealthy responsible dad with enough history with guns you shouldn’t fuck with him. Another ‘secretly’ well-mannered rapper is Ludacris, who many failed to notice was primary rapping about having personal space and avoiding crowds of strangers
Not to mention Ice Cubes cousin or nephew Del The Funkee Homosapien is pretty much a straightedge academic rapper

>>213372432
it looks like she's getting that bwc if you only left the closeup

Is the entire film just Cube staring at a screen?

>>213373346
it's just 12 reviews, it's gonna go up.

Where the FUCK is my Busta Rhymes Night Rider movie

>>213374824
Is it?

>>213374788
its also a gignatic Amazon advertisement.
the world is literally saved by an Amazon emplyee using Amazon delivery drones to bring IceCube a magic USb-stick

>>213373603
The funny part is that that AK is actually a rubber prop, not a real gun

>>213374924
nah

>>213374824
>it's just 12 reviews, it's gonna go up.
I mean... surely it can ONLY go up

>>213372410 (OP)
It’s unreal how bad this movie was

>>213372417
this is how body cams are done irl lmao

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>>213375155
I played the video game on GBA and didn't even know it was a movie.

>>213372832
>but yo, i'm from the hood an shieet, my life is hard as fuck, nigga!
he hasn’t said this for decades retard

>>213372410 (OP)
Just watched this shit, need a gif or webm of the JOIN THE DISRUPTION Ice Cube shot

>>213374218
imagine getting hired on this, wow WAR OF THE WORLDS this is iconic, Ill even take a pay cut!

>>213372410 (OP)
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>>213372432
why is the tough gangster from merciless streets of compton who has been fighting his whole life in goofy shit like this? Hes a rapper not an actor why is getting the offers in the first place?

>>213372892
or even a fake gopro vest cam.
hell. even just attach the phone to the chest as a body cam.

>>213374414
>Ice Cubes cousin or nephew Del The Funkee Homosapien
Oh damn. Did noy know they were related.

>>213374414
I love conservative / right wing / libertatian blacks.

>>213374218
xbox 360 game ?

>>213372548
Maybe if the bad guys are retarded vibe coders who leaked sensitive information into their code. Realistically It should be damn near impossible to grab sensitive information just by clicking “view source”.

>If I star i movie crap
>Ain't nothing to it
>Gangsta rap made me do it

I hate ice pube

Friendly reminder Ice Cube is a notorious antisemitic piece of shit

>>213372432
i legit thought this was dave chappelle in the prince costume but zoomed in

>>213376497
Can you blame him?

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>>213376497
I love ice cube

>>213374218
>the hackers are using MS Teams

>>213376014
Yeah there are a lot of them in rap

>>213373603
>So that is what Cube has finally been forced to become?
This is what most men want to become. Even the most niggery nigger ever to nig.
Give a man a wife, kids, and a good job and all of that crazy revolutionary/outlaw shit flies right out of the window.

>>213376497
Friendly reminder he is right and completely based and his revulsion at the idea of being bought and owned by a Jew was the critical component in Ice Cube founding his own company, owning his own work, and being rich as fuck

>Asylum tier flicks are...LE BAD!
Woah easy there Sherlocks, give those big brains of yours a rest

>>213376685
I don’t see where Ice Cube wasn’t always basically conservative. Sure being black and blaming whitey and being gangster doesn’t seem traditionally conservative, but you gotta realize the track was ‘burn local with friends -> get enough money and power people stop shooting at you -> go worldwide -> defy Jewish ownership, retain your private property and the wages of your success -> have as many children as you can be a good father to -> diversify assets into companies, products, other media -> hook up everyone in the family who deserves it -> grill and make movies role modeling a cool but responsible black father to audiences of all races and age’. Seems conservative to me
Plus he was on a religious diet even at his lower status in Today Was a Good Day, which by the way is a peace-seeking gangster’s song about the days you have your gun but don’t need it

>>213372410 (OP)
Genuinely the worst movie I have ever seen in my many decades. I am tired of this Earth and I hope God has mercy on your souls.

>>213373486
So, are you saying it's bad?

AYO FINNA BUST A DDOS IN THIS MARK ASS LOCED OUT ALIEN BUSTA

>>213374902
"Yo, KITT you tha shit!"
>Please don't say that Michael.

>>213377396
Let me hear you say fire it up