>having sober consensual intercourse with supergirl in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation

*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*

>>213377358 (OP)
She probably wouldn’t even feel it

>>213377358 (OP)
>supergirl
>is just a regular girl but without bleeding from her vagina 2 out of 4 weeks every month

>hole exists
>beta males with AGP: OH GOD THIS IS THE GOD OF LIGTH AND TH EMSOT PERFECT BEING TO EVER EXIST PLEAS EKILL MY FAMILY AND THEN USE THEIR BLOOD TO LUBE UP THE STRAPON YTOU'RE GOING TO FUCK ME WITH TO DEATH UNTIL MY BACK TEARS OPEN AND I DIE FROM THE SHOCK BUT ALSO THE PURE ECSTACY OF BEING AN ALLY TO WOMEN FUCK YES

>>213377543
that's what makes her super.
>>213377597
nobody in the thread said this

How Superman let's her go to alien planets if she doesn't have a super powers there

>>213377741
It's what your MISERABLE existences amount to. DIE. JUST FUCKING DIE YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS.

>>213377358 (OP)
I wonder if she posts on the druk generals

>drunk proud whore girlboss in 2026
this movie will bomb like nothing else

>>213377810
you don't exactly sound happy yourself
>>>/r9k/
back to your containment board and don't commit a mass shooting on the way there

>>213377358 (OP)
*hiccups in your general direction*

>>213377358 (OP)
monke

>>213377379
so the usual then

>>213377974
sexe monke

>>213377358 (OP)
Does your dad know you make threads like this?

>>213377903
>WHAT'S NEW, DORK?

>>213378034
are you goin to tell him?

>>213377358 (OP)
>zoomers are jacking off to a grainy gif of a girl in a winter jacket

>>213377358 (OP)
Like >>213377379 said, she wouldn’t even know you were in, and you would look like a pile of raw hamburger afterward.

Day 1 viewing for me imo

>>213378493
do your parents regret your existence?

>>213378533
You really seem intent on talking about your parents.

>>213378493
as will i brother
>>213378445
yes

>Oi. I'm gonna need that jacket back, okay, luv?

>>213377597
Who hurt you?

>sober
That defeats the point.

How do you leave a planet where you lose your powers? Was this explained?

>>213379203
space ships

>>213377358 (OP)
>>213377903
why is she depicted this way, not a good look, pretty sexist

>>213379247
makes my dick throb.

>>213377358 (OP)
>being forcefully amazon pressed by a drunken, horny supergirl and being thrown into near orbit by her if even think about climaxing before her.

>>213378462
>>213377379
kryptonite condom or red sun lamp

Jacob Krueger

>>213379203
It's not explained in the film, but she has a spacecraft in the story they're adapting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN33mP6uFug
How do I get a based tard wife supergirl gf?

wait, how do they travel though space again?

>>213379648
super-braps

>>213379883

>>213378681
why nude monke?

>>213380336
ooh oh ah'ah!!

>>213377358 (OP)
>Gets too excited
>Turns your pelvis into paste
No thanks

>>213381960
worth it

>>213377597
Whom are you quoting?
>>213378445
I'm 45 and yes.

>>213377597
Yeah this type of hole worship is getting really bad on /v/ look at the simp cucks seething at what you wrote

>>213377597
Gonna input this into a story generator and see what happens.

Would you be a good father to your half Kryptonian kids with Kara?

>>213384519
I'd have to be since she's not gonna do it

>>213377379
By this logic superman wouldn’t feel sex with lois

>>213384616
>Emma D'Arcy trying to grope monke

>>213378896
Gunn isn't based enough to do this

BREED HER KAL

>>213377597
what?

>>213384640
>implying supes isn't gonna feel those tits