Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

All the Chuck Norris facts have been debunked a long time ago.

>>213381596 (OP)
I think that got debunked a few years ago. A lot of stuff is coming out about him now and a lot of those "facts" aren't actually true.

>>213382481
they were rebunked later iirc

bunked or not, I like his hat :)

>>213382579
They weren't. All of these facts have been thoroughly investigated and found to be completely fabricated. There were a couple of really outrageous ones, like the one where it was claimed that Chuck Norris 'didn't push himself up but pushed down the earth' when he was doing push-ups. Or that he never slept, and that he just waited until the next day. Imagine the stupidity of the people believing all these things when these ' facts' came out years ago. Took people long enough to wake the fuck up.

>>213383270
wow

>>213382481
chuck norris just debunked your mom and she is MAD!

>>213381596 (OP)
did is suddenly revert to 2002? do i have my future back?

>>213381596 (OP)
@grok is this true

>>213381596 (OP)
>Chuck Norris invented the phrase "I could eat a horse" after eating the last unicorn in existence.
WTF?!?!??!

>>213381596 (OP)
I can't believe he invented sex.

>>213381596 (OP)
Chuck Norris tripled the jannies pay out of the kindness of his heart.

>2025
>still believing in Chuck Norris facts

do zoomers really?

>>213381596 (OP)

>>213383468
Never heard this one, pretty good

>>213381596 (OP)
Did you get this from the PlutoTV ad?

>>213383270
>Chuck Norris 'didn't push himself up but pushed down the earth' when he was doing push-ups.
Looks like someone failed high school physics

>>213381596 (OP)
*blocks your path*

>>213382481
All facts that aren't confirmed by Chuck Norris are debunked.

>>213385504

>>213385504

Chuck was a heavyweight world karate champion in his prime back in the 70s. I think prime Chuck against Don Frye would be a pretty entertaining match, classic striker vs. grappler.