the demon...IS MAKING ME KILL MYSELF ACK - /tv/ (#213387465) [Archived: 52 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:07:49 AM No.213387465
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:43:30 AM No.213388453
>>213387465 (OP)
>fakes paranormal shit
>gets choked to death by a demon
based
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:46:29 AM No.213388527
qrd? Never watched ghost/bigfoot shows because when they find ghost footage/bigfoot proof it will just be on the news
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:46:37 AM No.213388534
DUDE BRO DUE BRO DUDE BRO DUDE BRO

I WANNA FUCK A GHOST
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:47:41 AM No.213388569
vagina made out of ectoplasm would be worse than a watermelon
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:48:58 AM No.213388599
>>213388453
They were legit ghost hunters at one time, its actually the reason Hollywood Zak has lung problems. But dicking around and finding nothing most of the time isn't good tv.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:49:49 AM No.213388624
>>213388527
After the guy who was clearly in charge actually left the show the main host has to resort to being possessed every episode
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:50:55 AM No.213388648
>>213388599
Forgot to add, that was the same thing with the guys from TAPS. The network was like "cool youre debunking a lot of shit and using actual reasoning and science, but we need ghosts, people want ghosts", actually talking to Steve, thats what happens to a lot of these shows.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:52:07 AM No.213388687
>>213388599
>ghost
>legit
Come on anon, this isn't /x/
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:53:38 AM No.213388738
>>213388687
Yes, they were legit ghost hunters at one time. There's old pics of them actually doing it years before they got the deal. Funny thing, Aaron actually pitched the show, not Zak.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:54:54 AM No.213388768
>>213388648
Steve still does a decent amount of stuff on his own. I always appreciated his approach where just something weird that he couldn’t debunk was interesting enough
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:06:15 AM No.213389053
>>213388768
I haven't seen anything else he's done outside of TAPS
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:28:18 AM No.213389605
>>213389053
He’s one of the guys in The House In Between which is a really slow but good documentary on a haunting
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:32:48 AM No.213389701
>>213389605
I'll check it out, ive been trying to catch up on Paranormal Quest. They seem like cool guys. The episode in Viginia City was funny, "ghost hunters! Like the guys from Ghost adventures(they eventually clipped that put) and Ryan and Davis faces and reactions were classic
>oh, uh, ok
They know lmao
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:40:56 AM No.213389866
>>213388599
Qrd on the lung problems?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:42:31 AM No.213389903
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1743722293460909
md5: 53893d30cdc1ce1452a7f18be6b74272🔍
This place isn't haunted you hear me?!
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:43:08 AM No.213389913
>>213389866
Mold, asbestos, etc.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:03:57 AM No.213390414
>>213389866
Destroyed his lungs by crawling through asbestos lined black mold ridden attics
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:31:29 AM No.213391166
The curse of Annabelle made me cheat on my ex playboy cum bucket girlfriend. I'm still mildly possessed
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:33:27 AM No.213391220
>>213391166
Based Annabelle, should have fucked her too.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:34:42 AM No.213391251
>>213388687
what makes you so absolutely sure they're not real besides your belief system
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:35:18 AM No.213391274
>>213387465 (OP)
THE DEMON IS MAKING ME RAPE THE HOT GIRL ON THE SHOW! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:36:18 AM No.213391297
>>213387465 (OP)
>Zack forgot his respirator again
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:40:58 AM No.213391426
AHHH MUH EYES
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:44:41 AM No.213391516
>>213389903
>"You better make a the red sauce perfect, capiche'?!"
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 4:45:01 AM No.213391524
ghost adventures
ghost adventures
md5: 2699f747de9ab8fe7783ac07c6e59110🔍
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:01:13 AM No.213391947
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md5: 215f81a6b7f8d98bc28d998cc266e047🔍
>Spirit Box: JEISHWIIAUASJSHSJAyoureagiantfaggotkillyourselfbitchKEJWHAHGSJSHHSUWHSHSYSUSU
DUDE IT JUST SAID MY NAME!
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:56:29 AM No.213393244
Did u guys see the Matt Rife episode? Zak is such a star fucker.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:06:45 AM No.213393461
>>213388599
>Hollywood Zak
Hhahaa! He is a sell out. Ask Nick.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:06:51 AM No.213393463
>>213388527
Ghost/Gigfoot shows are more about the goofing around weird areas with the occasional history lesson throw in. I don't believe in any of it but they're fun to put on with a cup of coffee sometimes
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:26:10 AM No.213393912
that jewfucker ruined the show when he said jewish ghosts are fake
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:41:48 AM No.213394228
>>213391426
Mini stroke
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:43:05 AM No.213394256
>>213387465 (OP)
The CHAD ghost adventurers vs the VIRGIN ghost hunters.
Stream when?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:44:38 AM No.213394294
>>213391251
i asked god and he said they are not real
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:46:37 AM No.213394320
>>213391947
Ive used one and this is pretty accurate. You can't hear shit, and when it does its just a blip of something indeciferable. So really, youre hearing nothing.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:02:02 AM No.213394637
>>213394320
You can get phone apps to hunt ghosts and as I understand it, it's really not that far off from GAC's "cutting edge" equipment.

Hell, you get more action with divining rods than you do the stick figure shit. Technology ruined ghost hunting.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:03:52 AM No.213394666
>>213393912
That was so beyond based watching that Live with all the ghostbros. That jew bastard shows up to do an exorcism on the box, but then says demons don't really exist. I thought Zak shit hit pants!

Zak is like,
>"That jew must be possessed by a demon!"
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:09:06 AM No.213394772
>>213394294
You cant be Christian and not believe in spirits
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:09:44 AM No.213394781
>>213394772
who said i was christian
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:12:16 AM No.213394818
Owen's Ghost
Owen's Ghost
md5: 9137e41573f3a64e4ccb3f5b058e7577🔍
>>213394666
>666
Dear Satan, is my boy Owen really in Hell? My Dad says all Canucks go to Hell.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:12:40 AM No.213394825
>>213394637
Just use a Ouija Board and open a portal. Fill your dining room with demons.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:13:17 AM No.213394837
>>213394772
You can very easily be a Christian and not believe in spirits. The holy ghost is the only ghost and demons are fags who can't do shit if you have faith in God.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:22:10 AM No.213394997
>>213394818
Canadian Satan here (actually just Terry Fox's mom but I got promoted here). Owen showed up for awhile but then after Tony Khan did the first tribute he somehow escaped and I guess Owen is hanging out backstage at some bingo hall now waiting for Bret to fucking die already. Saw him taking shots of kosher pickle brine with Goldberg on our monitors last week.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:23:58 AM No.213395030
>>213394781
What are you?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:25:09 AM No.213395048
>>213394837
>you can be Christian and not believe in spirits
>except for certain spirits
Wtf did this absolute retard mean by this?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:28:56 AM No.213395120
>>213395030
Buddhist
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:29:08 AM No.213395126
>>213395048
God isn't a spirit and demons don't do shit. There's no demons moving the Quija board, witches and sorcerers aren't real and the boogeyman isnt talking to ghost hunters through their gay little cassette recorders.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:41:55 AM No.213395335
>>213394825
>Just use a Ouija Board and open a portal.
DO
NOT
DO
THIS
getting ghost hunting tips from /tv/ is a bad idea
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:43:25 AM No.213395362
>>213395126
I used to be just like you, bro. But go watch "Demon House" starring Zak Bagans. You will believe.