>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.1080p.MA.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-ThisMovieIsDINOmite
>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.1080p.MA.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-ThisMovieIsDINOmite
>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.1080p.MA.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-ThisMovieIsDINOmite
>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.1080p.MA.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-ThisMovieIsDINOmite
>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.1080p.MA.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-ThisMovieIsDINOmite
Yes, it's out! 4K is coming any minute!

>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-BYNDR
>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-BYNDR
>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-BYNDR
>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-BYNDR

4k rips already up on private trackers 5 hours ago ackshually

>>213393418 (OP)
why would anyone choose to watch this garbage?

>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.265-BYNDR
>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.265-BYNDR
>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.265-BYNDR
>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.2160p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.265-BYNDR

4K IS UP

>>213393944
Scarjo's titty bounce in the adverts peaked my interest in this film.

>>213394062
Old Jew tits are you jam huh? To each is their own brother.

>>213394062
her tits looked biggest when she's wearing that tan t-shirt

>>213393904
For some reason, now the 4k and crap phone rips come out quick, but 1080p can take forever to show up.

>btfo Superflop and Fantastic flop
let dino kino commence!!

>>213394374
so just download the 4k and run it through handbrake?

>>213394062
Get a job

>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHEL
>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHEL
>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.1080p.WEB.H264-ETHEL

>>213393944
>dogshit movies come out all the time
>non stop horror slop every September-October
and youre complaining about a dinosaur movie every 3 years

>>213394062

>>213394062
>peaked my interest

Hello sirs

>>213393418 (OP)
How does one partake in this?

>>213394624
kys

>>213394644
I want to put her into some tight bondage and use several different vibrating things on her for hours on end, to see how many orgasms she can take in a row.

>>213394624
Yeah people say Jurassic "must take a break", meanwhile you have 3 cape movies in six months.

>>213394644
Why so big?

>>213394692
Get off the floor.
Do the dinosaur

>>213394974
Jewish women aren't for lewding

>>213395472
Gross

>>213393418 (OP)
>Jurassic.World.Rebirth.2025.1080p.MA.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.Atmos.H.264-ThisMovieIsDINOmite

I'm not seeing it, just shitty Hindu camgrabs from back in July?

>>213396378
You are shitty at piracy

It’s not even second monitor worthy. Not bad enough to be funny, not good enough to be worth watching for effects. Characters are pretty much non entities apart from the cringy boyfriend plot.

>>213396378
damn you are one stupid anon

>>213394644
coom

>>213394644
I will now watch your goyslop.

>>213393418 (OP)
Why didn't they at least put her tits on the movie poster?

>>213393418 (OP)
More like Jurassic World Stillbirth

>>213393418 (OP)
VOD Tuesday redeemed itself today.

>>213393418 (OP)
Is it worth a watchy?

>t-rex just flips the raft for no reason
why was he such an asshole? is it because they woke him up from his nap?

>>213394644
Thanks, now I don't need to watch it.

>>213393418 (OP)
SpinoCHAD here, how badass are the spinosaurs in this movie on a scale of 1 to 10?

>>213400611
3.5

>>213400705
Spinosissies.... not like this...

>>213400611
The spinos were cool.

>>213400611
-5
They are literally enslaved to the mosasaurus or no reason, you can feel the seethe over the spino BTFOing the t-rex still

>>213401047
>another spino humiliation ritual
oof

>>213401083
Every dinosaur got humiliated in the film
For fuck's sake the t.rex couldn't even bite people 5ft in front of its face and couldn't bite through some inflatable raft

>>213401161
If there's another one after this, it'll have to introduce another actual dino, not some made up one
People thought them making up a mutant was jumping the shark, having a group of dinos that naturally survived the asteroid strike would be less of a cop-out

>>213401161
Isn't Rex like some sort of Gojira at this point? Why would he bite people? He's our ally, remember that moment he shared with the raptor on the first Chris Pratt movie at the end?
>Well done, young warrior *nods respectfully towards him*, go in peace
>Thank you, master, I shall tell tales of your glory and compassion

>>213400611
0. The spinosaurus are a bunch of beta NPCs that obey the alpha mosasaurus.

>>213399754
>watchy
gayyy

>>213393418 (OP)
YIFY pld

>>213393418 (OP)
Not even worth pirating.

>>213401161
actually true
spinos did nuffin except eat the tattoo woman
raptors got ruined
compies ran away
dilophosaurus ran away
rex got thwarted by rocks and gave up

>>213399754
eh, I guess, just to look at the CG
the film is a 5/10
plot is crap
scarjo's character is really annoying to listen to

unironically watching the mexibros survive on dino island was the only good part of the film, the plot should have focused on them and ditched the main quest

>>213401943
spino ate Ed Skrein too

>>213402282
he has less than 10 seconds of screentime and none of the cast realised he was gone
at least they mourned for tattoo npc... for 5 seconds

so it is better for movies today to perform like shit in the box office so they get early streaming? god damn mission impossible when

>>213393418 (OP)
this movie is fantastic and singlehandedly cured my depression. high-concept dinosaur kino is the new punk rock

The movie is worse than I thought, it's just a rehash of JP3 with an even worse plot and dinosaurs.

>>213401195
Considering how they shafted the velociraptors in favour of literal dragons they'll probably keep shitting out retarded mutants to sell toys of

>>213402282
>getting dragged off the boat by over 10 tons of dinosaur
>somehow able to fucking hold onto the door for a second
This movie was made by retards for retards

This movie raped and gaped Superman

Where's Jurassic Park 4? What is this shit?

>>213396378
>he isn't part of an exclusive, members-only direct file sharing network

>>213404281
Enjoy!

>>213394644
She's so old and dried up. Hideous.