So he's not an alpha because he doesn’t lead half of the time - /tv/ (#213395604) [Archived: 115 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:57:04 AM No.213395604
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Hes not a beta because he pretty much isn’t an employee he owns and operates the restaurant.
>he doesn’t know how to talk to women yet gets numerous girls to throw themselves at him.
He is a sigma a man of his craft.
A mans man , he can be the leader but he chooses not to thats gay anyways why not just sit back and watch the fireworks.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:58:56 AM No.213395639
>>213395604 (OP)
>he owns

Except he doesn't
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:59:51 AM No.213395660
Bobby is easy going and that's why he gets women.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:00:34 AM No.213395673
>everyone chastises her and calls her a huge slut
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:02:39 AM No.213395713
>>213395604 (OP)
It's no different than writing adult Bart Simpson as some kind of ladies man. It's the writers self inserting. It's faggy bullshit. Bobby would be a basement dwelling incel.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:03:56 AM No.213395743
>>213395713
Except he isn't. He made it by just BEEING himself and you didn't. SAD!
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:04:00 AM No.213395745
>Bobby has one night stand with a roastie
>Gets dumped for being a fatty (having sex with shirt on)
>Connie is a slut

Bobby is not fucking quality women.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:04:02 AM No.213395746
>>213395604 (OP)
You know something i noticed in the writing, he gets awkward just like hank , except he doesn’t go bwaaah he just gets awkward,

>when that black girl just flat out asked him to have sex that could’ve been a good bawwwh moment.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:08:46 AM No.213395838
Bobby has short arms, like it's a glandular issue
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:15:57 AM No.213395956
>>213395743
He didn't make anything. He's a self insert cartoon for faggy idiots. He isn't real.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:18:41 AM No.213396002
>>213395956
>He isn't real.
No way, the writers really had me there for a minute.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:20:35 AM No.213396039
>>213395956
What do you mean he isn't real?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:22:15 AM No.213396067
>>213395639
Not OP, but that's fine. He's not Superman.
Young dudes often get hemmed up on this shit; like just because you weren't born with a 100 million dollar trust fund, you can't live a respectable life.
Yeah, the fact that he's not the majority owner of his restaurant sucks. He's also young, doing good, and he's getting there. Even if he doesn't own his own business outright yet, it's clear that he will soon enough. He's a good guy with a good mindset, and that takes people far.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:22:21 AM No.213396070
>>213396039
I mean trying to psychoanalyze why cartoon women would or wouldn't want him is an exercise for retards
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:22:46 AM No.213396085
>>213395639
He owns a 3rd of a fairly successful new restaurant where he controls the menu and cooks food he's passionate about. That's pretty fucking good for a 21 year old who skipped college/culinary school.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:23:44 AM No.213396106
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>>213395604 (OP)
no, he's just a poorly wrote character who's personality changes to fit whatever moment they wanna create on the show regardless of established character or lore.

Same for Peggy.

Ill give you the best example, Hank walking nude into the shower at the Dallas Cowboys training camp.
If they wanted to do that scene, they would have shown him pulling the towel off and being proud to take a shower in the same lockerroom that the cowboys did, then have it ruined.

Peggy was a cunt the first two episodes and so was Bobby, then suddenly Bobby is a bumbling idiot again.

The new season sucks and I knew it would the minute they had an episode where Dale just randomly starts spouting every single conspiracy theory you can read online in a single short burst.

Show sucks.
It lost its A B storyline structure that fit so well together, and I had more interest in watching Bobby navigate life then I did with Hank and his "I'm against it, but ill be for it by the end of the episode because I just need to get with the times."

All of the stuff cut is for season 2, so Willow will be pregnant, Connie and Bobby will sleep with each other, and Bobby will compete on King of the Grill.

For fucks sake even Dale is wrote horribly, they have no idea what the fuck they are doing and it all screams that Mike has no interest in Bevis and Butthead or King of the Hill but he sure does love money!
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:23:55 AM No.213396110
>>213395713
but are the writers not doing their dream job? sounds like you're super bitter dude
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:24:42 AM No.213396118
>>213396070
What? What the fuck are you talking about bro? Speak like a normal person it's not that serious, relax.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:24:48 AM No.213396121
>>213396070
Discussing the motivations of any fictional character is for retards then.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:26:22 AM No.213396153
>>213396121
>Discussing the motivations of any fictional character is for retards then.
Exactly. This whole thread is retards. Except me. I'm just at the zoo gawking.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:27:43 AM No.213396183
>>213396153
That's arguably more retarded and an even bigger waste of time
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:28:24 AM No.213396200
>>213396121
What do you mean by fictional?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:29:20 AM No.213396209
>>213396106
It's still better than Seasons 9-13. I laughed at black Japanese. The whole incel episode was a classic. GH being an average /tv/ poster was just icing on the cake.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:30:22 AM No.213396226
>>213396183
Perhaps. But at least I'm not circlejerking about a fat Texas loser cartoon incel
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:37:19 AM No.213396325
>>213395713
yeah but bobby was like that as a kid
i swear you reactionary fucks dont even watch the shit you freak out about. go play on the interstate
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:46:26 AM No.213396435
>>213396209
Ya and the incel episode was going great until they ended it with the most tired thing of all.
>Turns out he's just a mommies boy living in his basement, come on fella,s laugh at him!

Instead of something more original, and thats the problem, the show felt like the writters read youtube comments and made episodes around them.

The episode was about Tate and the man up culture, but they soft balled the shit out of it by cushioning it so people wouldn't be to offended.

Thats what it all felt like.
>Lets touch on this topic.
>On second thought lets dial it back.
>Oh never mind it works out in the end lets go home.

Hell you want to win me over with the incel episode, why not end it with the guy grabbing a girls ass against her will and GH realizing this is wrong, and Hank kicks his ass, I don't know, anything other then a youtube comment. They may as well threw in the line "I bet none of you even had sex before"

Seasons 9-13 are awful though, yes, I agree.

Also I really cant over Dale and Kahns new voice or how everybody has the same stock square line of teeth drawn.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:52:31 AM No.213396529
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>>213396435
>incel mad about being called an incel
how more original can you get? its a fucking cartoon sitcom
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:25:59 AM No.213396956
>>213396529
>How mad can you get.
I'm not mad about that, I am mad that in the original series the comedy came at a more intelligent level, a lot of Mikes older work did outside of Bevis and Butthead.

The way the new series is wrote is as if you wrote it you retard, I am saying to you its badly wrote.

There is no cleverness to the story's or line delivery, there is nothing to it outside of what you could ready as a youtube comment for the joke.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:42:07 AM No.213397161
>>213396956
>incel rage
>reddit spacing
>incoherent sperging about intelligence
lol
lmao even
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:47:56 AM No.213397235
>>213395604 (OP)
The alpha/beta/sigma system doesn't apply to 99% of people. It's pseudoscientific nonsense like horroscopes and crystal healing.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:52:01 AM No.213397276
>>213397235
omega response
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:55:20 AM No.213397310
>>213396085
im going to let you in on a secret, culinary school is a meme
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:59:18 AM No.213398060
>>213396529
It was the worst episode, mostly about how Hank took it and his folksy wisdom speech being the worst of this season.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:00:58 AM No.213398088
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>>213395604 (OP)
>CONNIE GREW UP TO BE A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:04:27 AM No.213398125
>>213396529
A cartoon sitcom literally revered for being against cliches with surprising plot conclusions and character archetype breaching moments, but sure man. It's just lmao so random lolzors.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:05:54 AM No.213398137
>>213395713
>Bobby would be a basement dwelling incel.
t. Speedwatcher
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:11:19 AM No.213398204
>>213395604 (OP)
Haven't watched the new season yet. They really wrote Connie into a slut? Did Kahn disown her for bringing great shame?
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:12:55 AM No.213398226
>>213396209
>i-it's better than the later seasons
No, it isn't. This is like someone dressing a corpse up and saying "wow he looks better than at the end!"
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:19:21 AM No.213398316
>>213396085
So he does fucking everything and only owns a third? seems pretty cucked.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:33:28 AM No.213398503
>>213396106
>he's just a poorly wrote character who's personality changes to fit whatever moment they wanna create on the show regardless of established character or lore.


This has always been an issue of koth. Luane was all over the place, they couldn't decide if she was competent woman that was naive(being a competent mechanic) or just a ditzy retard. Bill had a breakthrough moment every season and by the next episode he reset back to status quo.

major flaw of this new season is that it just wasn't that funny
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:42:53 PM No.213400094
>>213395604 (OP)
>>213396085
Now that makes me happy for Bobby :)
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:47:41 PM No.213400168
>>213395604 (OP)
This shit reminds me of that god awful Rugrats All Grown Up cartoon. "Look, this beloved animated child you grew up with grew up too! And, like, he has to deal with relationships and stuff!" It's cringe.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:54:50 PM No.213400268
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>Bobby fucks
>anons cry unrealistic.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:19:04 PM No.213400605
>>213395713
Perhaps if he had the Hank-like hangups about who he is, but Bobby is just that right type of weird to be sociable and likable
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:24:50 PM No.213400694
>>213397235
It actually does, if you take it that a "beta" is just a deferential "number 2" like a middle manager, then you have your complete and utter normies (gamma or delta or some bullshit), 10% of actual downright basement dwellers, and "le ebin sigma" being a sort of nerd with balls.

People do really get way too into though
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:26:58 PM No.213400722
>>213395713
>Bobby would be a basement dwelling incel
seems like youve never watched the show and are just projecting
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:34:06 PM No.213400821
I fucking hate young characters who have their shit together...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:38:36 PM No.213400899
>>213395713
did you watch this fucking show at all? While Bobby was a bit awkward in Middle School, he was still chasing girls off with a stick most of the time.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:39:07 PM No.213400909
>>213395838
Well his dad does have a narrow urethra
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:41:58 PM No.213400950
Bobby and Joseph are the only characters I’ve liked so far. And Boomhauer. I like that Joseph has absorbed a lot of Dale.
I kind of wish Bobby and Joseph were taller. Hank is supposed to be 6’2 and Cotton was stated to be 6’4 before he left for the war. Maybe it’s just the way people are drawn. But Chang and the Mexican worker are taller than Bobby. And Joseph was over 6’ tall in middle school.

Also personally I think a lot of people were more over-aged for only an 8 year time span. Oh, and not all of the modern jokes are hitting with me. But overall solid B-
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:46:45 PM No.213401029
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>>213396106
The past tense for 'write' is 'written' you absolute retard
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 2:52:32 PM No.213401110
>>213395604 (OP)
Spam thread. Go back to holocaust.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:00:46 PM No.213401249
>>213401029
>The past tense for 'write' is 'written' you absolute retard
No ESL it's wrote. Fucking moron trying to pass off a past participle as a past tense.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:06:11 PM No.213401353
>>213401029
What lol
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:07:13 PM No.213401368
>tucks his shirt in

As a fellow chubster, big mistake.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:09:06 PM No.213401402
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>>213395673
I did enjoy how much Mike Judge made fun of ENM. Most people cannot genuinely make it work. Bobby’s face when Connie was talking about slut shaming killed me.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:09:46 PM No.213401415
>>213401353
>What lol
He is right that grammatically the correct form there is "written".
>no, he's just a poorly wrote character
However if he's a grammar nazi grammar hitler would have him gassed.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:11:26 PM No.213401455
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:13:30 PM No.213401505
>>213395604 (OP)
It would've been funnier if he had tried pursuing his dream of comedy
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:38:47 PM No.213401973
Bobby is da chad!
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:43:25 PM No.213402070
>>213401029
You mean the pluperfect DUMBASS
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:53:42 PM No.213402252
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>>213401249
Both
>was poorly written/written poorly
and
>They wrote him poorly.
are correct. But you don't mix the two as the first example is an adverb conjucted with the verb, and the second example is just a verb.