>effortlessly mogs you

I'd watch a movie starring her..and it WOULDN'T be a pretty movie

>>213397975 (OP)
>short hair
Ew

>>213397975 (OP)
>short hair
wew

Favourite German film? Er ist wieder da, of course.

I like Waynes World and Sideways.

>>213398043
Imagine hollowing out her boyhole.

>>213398026
Problem?

>>213397975 (OP)
As an aging man, my thoughts are thus: in order:
1. I want to cum in her asshole. Not her pussy, but her ass.
2. If she was 45, she would be completely unattractive. She'd be competing with men for my friendship, and she would lose.
3.

Who's the cutie in OP?

>>213397975 (OP)

>>213397975 (OP)
> Oh interesting, my favorite movies are Mortal Kombat(1995), Excalibur, Goodfellas, The Wrestler, and LOTR

Her response?

>>213397975 (OP)
>>213398043
>>213398065
None of these girls have the skull or head shape to support a cut that short. They need to stay in their lane, Super short isn't for every head shape, ladies

>>213398020
>her
he's a german "man"

>>213397975 (OP)
Honestly If any of the directors she brought up bewilder you then you don't belong on /tv/

It's like being on /mu/ and not knowing who Captain Beefheart is

>>213398195
captain beefheart sucks aside from his album titles and song names and even then in a dated 70's way. the directors she mentions can, like beefheart, be safely placed in the dust bin of history and we would lose nothing

>>213397975 (OP)
>This is the poster calling you a pleb on /tv/

My mate’s gf makes him watch Kurosawa kinos

>>213398043
Imagine beating the shit out of her. She will never dare to call herself "masc" afterwards

>>213398096
The OP girl looks incredibly SEXSEXSEXO and that would not happen with longer hair.

>>213398310
she looks like a boy on his way to his peter pan audition, bro

>>213398306
i bet her dick is bigger than his

>>213398383
That's what makes it hot.

>>213398026
Every girl who gets into French New Wave wants to get the Breathless cut.

>>213398485
sexoooo

>Recites some of the names past boyfriends told her about

>>213397975 (OP)
Hmmm yes I must watch french new wave films to impress some random girl I will never meet

>>213398757
Watch Hong Kong New Wave instead and save yourself from having to watch a bunch of really shitty movies.

>>213398756
that's the grimmest part you just know every auteur comes with a gallon of someone else's cum behind it. alas, every girl into something interesting got there over an ocean of boyfriend semen

>>213398767
I already like Wong Kar Wei. Does anyone else in Hong Kong even matter besides him and John Woo?

>>213397975 (OP)
>>213398026
i thought it was a boy tranny

>>213398783
If she was into motorcycles or something, sure. But women don't need a boyfriend to get them into artsy fartsy shit, that's just their natural inclination.

>>213398792
Tsui Hark

>>213398792
Someone is gonna say Johnny To but he's just okay nothing special

>>213398820
Wai Ka Fai is nothing special
Johnny To is great

>>213398065
>>213398043
>>213397975 (OP)
i'd blow the back out of all these women

>>213398096
unfortunately, being a faggot is a terminal illness

>>213398065
warcrime

>>213397975 (OP)
Such a fucking try-hard...

>>213398783
blackpill

>>213397975 (OP)
>I'M A FUCKING MINDLESS WHORE AND CONSOOMER OF MEDIA
And this is appealing, how?

>>213399817
I bet she tries hard when she sucks dick.

>>213399817
>Wim Wenders
>Paris, Texas
got second hand embarassment desu

>>213398783
I dunno, I think women can be into liberal arts organically. It's more so men that need to force themselves out of some prestige they've associated with having artistic knowledge.

>>213400429
How young are you, genuinely asking.

>>213400448
26
I've met plenty of women that are interested in the arts and it's rarely seemed inorganic or artificial.
I've also had plenty of guy friends that do come across as being a bit performative when it comes to art.

>>213398065
Before:
Cute
After:
Cute

T. hetero

>>213397975 (OP)
I love "The Money Pit". That is my answer to that statement.

>>213400484
>I've met plenty of women that are interested in the arts and it's rarely seemed inorganic or artificial.
TO YOU
because you're a dumb fuck youngster who subconsciously glosses over the shit they say in order to like them so you can fuck them
end of story
no one actually takes that shit seriously LEAST OF ALL THEM its a veneer, dude. a shittest. you need to grow up and have actual real life interactions with people and women that arent on the basis of how much you fucking love consuming media. live life a little. fuck's sake.

>>213401040
Holy autismo.

>>213398065
short hair is for people fighting and doing work, AKA men. simple as.

>>213401078
Not him, but you'll understand someday.

>see an older anon trying to speak to another anon man to man about women
>brain circuits and the zoomer anon just responds like the childish internet-addicted mindbroken autist he is
thats just sad to see.

>>213401137
a warrior's might is in his hair THOUGH

>>213401040
>a shittest
Someone just learned a new word.

>>213401220
well-cared-for long hair is beautiful and therefore feminine, and being high-maintenance/caring that much about your appearance is also inherently feminine.

that's basically my argument.

>>213401386
i grow my hair really long and have to untangle it every day when i take a shower. fucking sucks.
i want to see how long i can go before i flip out and get a buzzcut.

>>213401386
>that much
Extremely loaded term here, people both men and women have cared about their appearances throughout history. Maybe there is a point at which it becomes too much to be manly but you are not defining it here

>>213400349
Filtered

This is the only valid take when discussing movies and any other kind of media.

>>213398820
filtered

>hating tomboys
why /tv/ is so gay

>>213402083
>Likes Tom and Boys
>calls other people gay

Friendly reminder.

>>213402083
>>213402319
I like tomboys but she is not a tomboy. She's a slut with short hair.

>>213402664
>She's a slut with short hair.
Classic tomboy.

Why did she do it

>>213402799
Now that's a girl who's ripe for breeding.

>>213398043
first recorded instance of a woman using pov correctly

>>213401137
>I need short hair for my arduous job of sitting at a desk in an air-conditoned office
and don't pretend you're fighting any wars either

>>213401040
ok boomie

>>213402799
prettiest girl in porn and all we get out of it is 2 supremely shitty videos. such is life

>>213403220
what's the other video

>>213402799
Many such cases.

>>213398043
fantasies about domming lesbians as a male

>>213403220
>prettiest girl in porn
ehhh....come on...i can name 50 prettier ones (i won't, but i can). She looks like a Cullen (not a compliment)

>>213401386
a warrior has time on his hands. a serf doesn't.

>tfw no kino gf
does anyone have the name of this qt?

>>213401386
That's not an argument, you're just stating an opinion and pretending like it's a fact without backing it up at all
>beauty is feminine because... b-because it just is okay!?

>>213403796
Don't bother, she's walled

>>213403653
>i can name 50 prettier ones (i won't, but i can)
name 5 prettier girls

>Wenders
>Rohmer
How droll.

>>213402799
what a terribly shot porno
i don't want to see a closeup of the guy's cock!!!!!