No, Clark
I can tech this hit

>>213397976 (OP)
Watch me perfect parry this

Clark, I labbed the Rashid matchup last night. I know I'm minus.

>>213397976 (OP)
Stop my invincible son! I must leave to star in a cringe show for rightwing boomers!

>>213397976 (OP)

>>213398047
SQUIRR-EL NO

>>213397976 (OP)
Based Pa Kent. He'd rather die than let the government discover and get a hold of his teenage son.

>>213398099
>government discover
>uuuuuh government? Here's Fork McRedneck, I just saw a guy walk into a tornado to save his father while I was hiding in underpass in 200mph wind
>five seconds later at Kent's

>>213397976 (OP)
You cannot tech this hit.

>fucking noob I've dodged away from so many tornados I've lost count. Watch and learn, kid

>>213398099
>you have to be immortal alien to walk in a tornado

>>213397976 (OP)
>Didn't equip wind resistant armor
>Speed stat too slow to effectively dodge
>parry timing isn't great because he's an old man
What the fuck was he thinking?

>Young man, I'm going to show you this once. This is what "aura farming" means.
And from that day onward, Superman has always followed the teaching of Pa Kent in battle. He always aura farms.

>>213398243
got too cocky and tried to show off for everyone. Ended up leaving the server forever out of embarrassment.

>OK Kal, watch the AoE. Tank it.
>Kal?
>KAL!! NO!!

>>213398263
>This is what "aura farming" means.
>meanwhile Pa Kent off screen

>FLOOR STUCK!!! FLOOR STUCK!!!
>PLEASE!!!!

>>213398329
you know damn well Snydertard had zero intention of having the sequel be partially about just how much goddamn destruction happened during the fight until everybody pointed it out. He just wanted the fight to have le cool moments and Superman no selling a giant explosion right behind him is cool looking

>>213398411
>FUCKING RETARDS DELETE THIS
>...hello?

>>213398411
This fucking scene man. The guy risked his life to save them while the city was disintegrating around him and then they took a shit on him at the end of the movie, because Snyder is unable to conceal his libtardness.

>>213397976 (OP)
>trying to teach fundamentals to a guy who only spams fatalities
Pa's heart was in the right place but it would never work.

>>213397976 (OP)
>tells clark not to tag in, he can tech the hit
>matchup makes for widest tech window possible
>stands neutral and eats it
What the fuck did he mean by this? Was he trying to make some sort of point by blatantly throwing in a single elimination tourney?

pa kent TANKED that

lol retard your dog familiar would have respawned anyway

>>213398224
is that giant pixel supposed to be a tornado?

>staying in against THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
Get motivated whiteboy.

>>213397976 (OP)
>lags

>no my invincible son, don't run slightly faster than normal to save the dog, I'll do it and die in the most unintentionally hilarious way possible.

>>213399136
maybe the real superman was the pa kent we met along the way

My favorite scene is when superman destroys the alien ship and it crashes through like 8 skyscrapers

>>213398019
KEK

>>213397976 (OP)
>>213397992
>>213398019
based sillyposters
>>213398033
cringe activist

>>213397976 (OP)
>it's just one tatsumaki, I'll just block low lmao