Behold: the worst cast possible.

Why did America have to become the global hegemon… Them and their fascination with making every historical setting look like 2010s LA.

>>213399040 (OP)
Why they dont cast Pedro Pascal?

>>213399040 (OP)
>pattinson the sole kino presence
GRIM

>>213399040 (OP)
Anglos just had to pozz more of the med chad's work.

Reminder: the true intellectual and cultural might of europe came from the swarthy chads in the south. Those flaxen haired snow niggers to the north were practically crawling on all 4s still when Homer wrote the the odyssey.

>>213399168
Hathaway would make a good Hera or Penelope tbqhwyd. Charlize is way too old but there was a time when she’d have a good stone-cold Athena, even if I’d pick someone who looks smarter and not just a South African hick.

>>213399064
You’re associating (((Hollywood))) with America. The U.S. is a patchwork of 1000 tribes, the coastal commies just get the most press, because of all the fart-sniffing anti-human psyops.

>>213399175
You need Mediterranean passion tempered with Northern autism. This is what makes France so powerful and most European contributions to culture in the last millennia rest with them.

>>213399168
>no love for my nigga Mr. Noodle
that's an older photo, looks like a screenshot from Legion, but he looks great for 75.

>>213399040 (OP)
Fuck Nolan. Let's be honest, he hasn't made a good movie in years. Ellen Page? Are you fucking kidding me?

when did these greeks become white and black

>>213399040 (OP)
Even if I tried to come up with the worst Odyssey cast imaginable, I still wouldn't even consider trannies, Koreans and Mexicans.

>>213399040 (OP)
I guess Denzel's kid didn't make the Nolan cool-actors club.

>>213399040 (OP)
only hathaway and cosmo can pass as greeks

>>213399040 (OP)
I won't be stealing this, let alone paying for it.

>>213399040 (OP)
Benny Safdie needs to be kicked down a well

>>213399040 (OP)
>RPatz
>Mia Goth
>Bill Irwin
kino
>Matt Damon
might be kino
>Tom Holland
>Anne Hathaway
tolerable

rest looks shitty-to-irrelevant. also, Cosmo Jarvis isn't in this anymore, he had to quit and was replaced by that Tom Hardy knockoff who was shtupping Marisa Tomei

>>213400226
shoot, forgot to add Benny in the kino section and Bernthal in the might be kino section (yes, I'm of the opinion he can be good if properly directed)

>>213399040 (OP)
>Literally not ONE person of Mediterianan/Hellenic descent
Southern Europe really gets the short end of the stick in the diversity scale

>>213399040 (OP)
I like Samantha Morton