>be old (30+)
>try to watch a movie in the evening
>have to pause midway through to pee
>fall asleep during the last act
>wake up with pain in neck

being old sucks so much

Started pissing in a bucket in my room when I wake up at night.
Don't have to walk across the house to get to the bathroom.
Can fall back asleep more easily.
Those medieval guys still have things to teach us.

>>213400757
Chamber pots are a sign of high class living.

>>213400728 (OP)
wait until you're 40. that's when the wheels really start coming off.
i think i have intestinal bleeding.

are you not taking care of your body and health?

>>213400757
>no master bath enjoyer
what i want to do someday, is put some sort of low-intensity light that only comes on at night in the bathroom, so when i go in there to piss or whatever i'm not assaulted with bright lights. i think the lights fuck with my ability to go back to sleep.

>>213400823
I got a few years til then, but I can already tell it’s gonna be rough.

>>213400873
get one of those plug in night lights that come son when theres no light on, fellow old anon.

>>213400823
if i drink too much soda i get blood in my stool. mostly drink water now. had 3 kidney stone incidents leading up to 40 also so i try to stay hydrated as much as possible. also no more erections :( Still enjoy movies though, they makes some good ones still.

>>213400757
Keep a lid on it and empty it regularly and this is fine, I don't know what my mom's problem with it is

>>213400921
i want to be able to turn it off. i know some have motion detectors, but what i really want is something that works on the light switch. i'll figure it out someday.

I need to finish Battle network 5 and 6.

>>213400957
this is tragic and i feel sad now

>>213400957
If my dick goes I go with it, not letting my guy be lonely in the afterlife

>>213400728 (OP)
Anon you are just fat and unhealthy.

>>213400728 (OP)
get your prostate checked out bruh, getting older does suck but the only real difference is that i don't recover from shit as easily any more, a pulled muscle or wound will take forever to heal, even with time passing faster and faster which is my other major objection

>>213401108
This.
I lost 50 pounds and started working out and I feel 15 years younger.

>>213400728 (OP)
I'm old enough now that I look at something and think, well I'm not going to have time to get around to that before I die. Kind of a relief in some ways

>>213401595
thank you

It could be worse bro, you could be like me that went to gym during my 20s, fucked my back up doing rows and now any kind of sleep gives neck pain in my 30s :(

>>213400728 (OP)
>I’m 30 years young sunny (is actually 90)

>>213400728 (OP)
Nothing pisses me off more than online 30 somethings acting like they're in their 60s.

'My neck and back and knees and fingers ohhh I'm so tired ooooohhhh everything hurts'.

Shut the fuck up, you've got upwards of 50 years to go still, you gonna moan the whole time?

Millennials are so fucked. change your life.

I'm 40 and still regular sleep in weird places and shit. Stop being a fat cunt.

>>213401034
weirdly, you libido also dies a bit and you dont even really miss it. you have days though where it comes back and you like "oh shit, fappin time" and you can bang it out in less than 10 min an your back to normal.

>>213400728 (OP)
Mayl was my first animu crush

>>213400987
They have exactly what you are looking for at home depot, you just have to be able to wire a plug. Monkeys do it all the time.

>>213402053
Wait until you find out about the 22 year old veteran that never deployed, that's 60% disabled, and had a desk job for 4 years.

>>213402053
They're almost always sedentary fat fucking nerds that think jacking off counts as excersise and drink diet sodas is the same as water. Pay them no mind.