Thread 213403955 - /tv/ [Archived: 183 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/5/2025, 5:19:15 PM No.213403955
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This is so true
What are some other examples?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:33:26 PM No.213405604
keanu reeves in constantine
keanu reeves in a scanner darkly
keanu reeves in dracula
keanu reeves in point break
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:35:37 PM No.213405650
keanu reeves in bill & ted
keanu reeves in johnny mnemonic
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:38:03 PM No.213405697
Keanu Reeves in Speed.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:38:20 PM No.213405704
It just means you are old.

I've watched The Matrix in theaters not knowing what "matrix" meant and not knowing the twist (that he was not living reality). I've never seen John Wick, I'm too old for this shit.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:39:13 PM No.213405724
>>213403955 (OP)
for me its keanu reeves in the neon demon and cyberpunk 2077
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:18:35 PM No.213406546
>>213403955 (OP)
Dude the internet will be simply unusable as more Indians are connected. You think copy/paste spam is horrible NOW? kek
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:19:32 PM No.213406564
>>213406546
maybe we can get India IP filters for social media if it gets too bad
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:23:13 PM No.213406644
>>213406546
It's already crossed the line into unusable. No matter what site you go to, there are braindead indians polluting the space with garbage content and retarded posts. And there is literally no escape; not even this place.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:25:08 PM No.213406693
>>213403955 (OP)
True Kings know him as Robert John Linder.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:25:38 PM No.213406700
>>213406564
They'll just flee to other countries like plague rats. Eventually the only way I guy can stay sane is in a cabin in the woods.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:26:45 PM No.213406731
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md5: 8ff45289b4e0b4ffac615d87d2d800b3๐Ÿ”
Do I win?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:34:33 PM No.213406894
>>213405724
Real lolita shit.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:36:19 PM No.213406927
>>213406731
Never seen that one but it was popping a lot when I was perusing Criterion Closet picks, almost as much as Night of the Hunter.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:37:36 PM No.213406955
Keanu seems like a great guy but he has very narrow acting range
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:41:24 PM No.213407045
>>213406927
It's about Homeless gay prostitutes. You'll love it.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:42:45 PM No.213407086
I remember him from that awesome film: The bus that couldn't slow down.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:42:59 PM No.213407091
Me? I thought he was epic chungus wholesome in Dracula.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:47:30 PM No.213407224
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>>213407045
Oh so you had a biopic made of you? Fantastic, /tv/ needs more notable people from the industry to post.
>>213407086
That's a good one.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:16:19 PM No.213407959
>>213406564
The first internet provider to offer that as an add-on will make billions
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:24:04 PM No.213408148
>>213407086
Is that the one where the bus's SPEED couldn't go below a certain threshold, and if its SPEED dropped too low it would blow up?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:25:14 PM No.213408180
>>213406731
Looks a little gay innit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:40:52 PM No.213408576
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>>213408148
It just has to keep on moving.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:49:28 PM No.213408828
>>213405697
>>213405650
>>213405604
woah. so much keanu kino. speed is kind of underrated as an action movie. pretty good though. I really like constantine too. The world they setup is pretty fun. Itโ€™s like the exorcist meets van hellsing. Scanner Darkly I have to rewatch. Thanks for reminding me. I even read the book, but itโ€™s probably been over 10 years. Holy fuck.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:52:25 PM No.213408902
Point Break was my first Keanu movie. My mom got mad at my dad because he let me watch it.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:54:00 PM No.213408936
>>213408902
did you grow up in fear of bank robbers who did extreme sports?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:56:49 PM No.213409003
>>213408936
Nah, I just thought it was cool. Then he let me watch Jurassic Park and it scared the shit out of me so I was afraid of dinosaurs for awhile.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:57:18 PM No.213409016
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>>213405604
>keanu reeves in dracula
Hell yeah dude
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:58:43 PM No.213409065
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>>213407086
a classic
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:59:52 PM No.213409100
I like the one where he's on a bus that must maintain a certain rate of travel.
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:04:11 PM No.213409194
>>213409100
this sounds good, what's it called?
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Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:11:40 PM No.213409359
>>213409194
Cruising
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:20:38 PM No.213409554
>>213409016
This movie has some of the best special effects ever, is wildly creative, has incredible costumes but they just did Keanu's hair with the shitty Spirit Halloween spray. Baffling.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:07:02 PM No.213410786
I know him from Drรกcula and bill n ted you scrub *dissolves into ancient dust due to being old as fuckYWMKTH :(*
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:13:53 PM No.213410968
>>213403955 (OP)
Very, very based.