This is so true
What are some other examples?
keanu reeves in constantine
keanu reeves in a scanner darkly
keanu reeves in dracula
keanu reeves in point break
keanu reeves in bill & ted
keanu reeves in johnny mnemonic
It just means you are old.
I've watched The Matrix in theaters not knowing what "matrix" meant and not knowing the twist (that he was not living reality). I've never seen John Wick, I'm too old for this shit.
>>213403955 (OP)for me its keanu reeves in the neon demon and cyberpunk 2077
>>213403955 (OP)Dude the internet will be simply unusable as more Indians are connected. You think copy/paste spam is horrible NOW? kek
>>213406546maybe we can get India IP filters for social media if it gets too bad
>>213406546It's already crossed the line into unusable. No matter what site you go to, there are braindead indians polluting the space with garbage content and retarded posts. And there is literally no escape; not even this place.
>>213403955 (OP)True Kings know him as Robert John Linder.
>>213406564They'll just flee to other countries like plague rats. Eventually the only way I guy can stay sane is in a cabin in the woods.
>>213406731Never seen that one but it was popping a lot when I was perusing Criterion Closet picks, almost as much as Night of the Hunter.
Keanu seems like a great guy but he has very narrow acting range
>>213406927It's about Homeless gay prostitutes. You'll love it.
I remember him from that awesome film: The bus that couldn't slow down.
Me? I thought he was epic chungus wholesome in Dracula.
>>213407045Oh so you had a biopic made of you? Fantastic, /tv/ needs more notable people from the industry to post.
>>213407086That's a good one.
>>213406564The first internet provider to offer that as an add-on will make billions
>>213407086Is that the one where the bus's SPEED couldn't go below a certain threshold, and if its SPEED dropped too low it would blow up?
>>213408148It just has to keep on moving.
>>213405697>>213405650>>213405604woah. so much keanu kino. speed is kind of underrated as an action movie. pretty good though. I really like constantine too. The world they setup is pretty fun. Itโs like the exorcist meets van hellsing. Scanner Darkly I have to rewatch. Thanks for reminding me. I even read the book, but itโs probably been over 10 years. Holy fuck.
Point Break was my first Keanu movie. My mom got mad at my dad because he let me watch it.
>>213408902did you grow up in fear of bank robbers who did extreme sports?
>>213408936Nah, I just thought it was cool. Then he let me watch Jurassic Park and it scared the shit out of me so I was afraid of dinosaurs for awhile.
I like the one where he's on a bus that must maintain a certain rate of travel.
>>213409100this sounds good, what's it called?
>>213409016This movie has some of the best special effects ever, is wildly creative, has incredible costumes but they just did Keanu's hair with the shitty Spirit Halloween spray. Baffling.
I know him from Drรกcula and bill n ted you scrub *dissolves into ancient dust due to being old as fuckYWMKTH :(*