If the original run came out today instead of 1997-2009/2010
Majority of you here would hate it and call it woke

>>213410254 (OP)
many such cases.

>>213410299
It's just proof 4chan can be just as NPC as the rest of normal faggots

>>213410254 (OP)
okay. any other dumb shit you wanna say?

>>213410352
>Dumb shit
It's the truth and you know it. Don't get your panties in a bunch

>>213410254 (OP)
>when you're a kid you can't see subversive elements in media you like
>you still have nostalgia for said media
>soulless reboot tries to capitalize on your nostalgia but turns up all the subversive shit to 11
>it sucks

>>213410389
You are so fucking retarded that I dont think you even have 2 brain cells to click together

>>213410470
>Keeps name calling because he has no real response

>>213410405
>It's new so it's bad
>Nothing can ever just be ok/so so
>It either has to be 100% perfect or it's garbage
That's how you think. It's sad and pathetic. Youre so jaded no matter what you will hate anything in this era

How so?
I don’t really see any woke stuff in the original. Especially the first episode… twig boy

>>213410694
Two many non white token characters (people bitching over the black dude who was a fine character) yet had no problem with say buddha sack or enrica... dale being a cuckold
All the "boomer " tier jokes . Race mixing

>>213410694
well i mean one of the main running gags of the entire show is that a white man was being cucked by an indian who was sleeping with his white wife

king of the hill is what conservatives wish they made as a cartoon, hank voted bush so the show is basically about a right wing guy and his friends living in a crazy world

they could never make that today unless it went fulll overboard chud or was some woke humiliation ritual.

people have forgotten the art of subtly and nuance

>>213410559
You're even sadder, clamoring for shit to slop down your throat.
How about we just let enjoyable things exist as relics of the past?
Why do you want to rush out to gobble up whatever new shit is pushed on you?
There is absolutely no way that you have seen all of the worthwhile media from the past, and if you think that something being old is a disqualifying trait then you're retarded and beyond hope.
I am working on being more open to new shit, but I have been burned literally countless times. You tend to be a little bit more cautious when 9/10 new things are total shit or just unoriginal middling tripe.

>>213410254 (OP)
>If the original run came out today instead of 1997-2009/2010
>Majority of you here would hate it and call it woke
And? So what? You think saying that makes you smart or interesting? Fucking loser.

>>213410916
>people have forgotten the art of subtly and nuance
Just...just say Millenials, ok?

>>213411111
People have forgotten the art of millennials.

>>213411360
We literally can't do it anymore, we don't know how.

>>213410254 (OP)
It was, but more subtle. They are able to push harder now because they pushed gently back then. Many, many, many such cases.

>>213411111
you are so dumb that you dont even realize the irony of your comment. You telling them to just say "millenials" instead of of "subtly and nuance" is EXACTLY what youre supposedly complaining about. The only positive thing is that you got le repeating digits, so LOTS of people are going to see your comment and realize how much of a retard you are.

>>213410254 (OP)
I haven't watched any of this reboot but as an old koth fan I'm sure most of the woke stuff is just ironic/satirical

>>213410254 (OP)
wouldn't hate it or call it woke that's wild have you never seen a episode?

when it came out the working man didn't really like the show from what people I know told me but saw it was a relatable window into a more quirky blue collar Joe

>>213410346
One thing you'll notice lurking here long enough is that most of the people on this website are insanely fucking stupid.

>>213411111
What a waste of quints.

>>213412160
The UI of this site literally filters people with IQs too low. Which does leave us with a lot of midwits, like yourself, however.
That being said, the quality of conversation here has the potential of being much higher, due to the factor of anonymity.
You can't be a little faggot and look at my "profile" for ammunition in the argument.
You can't have grown a following that will come to your aid.
It is just me and my bois dunking on your retarded takes.

>>213412269
So you agree with me then

>>213412269
The UI is comically easy to understand, don't fucking do the "To navigate 4chan you have to have a very high IQ" shit lmao

>>213412269
pretencious nigger

>>213412447
I guess if you're some elite whose schools' mean IQ was like 115 and you've never lived amongst or interacted with actually average people.

>>213412478
For any based normie friend who wondered where I got my takes, I had to literally teach them how to use the site. They aren't idiots, just average guys.
This was pre-captcha, too.

>>213412269
>pseudointellectual who can't face the truth
lmao

>>213412499
I live in a ghetto, I've seen some stupid motherfuckers and I've seen even stupid motherfuckers on this website. Don't take it personally, it's not a shot at you.

>>213412531
You're arguing that this place is as easy to use as something like Facebook or Instagram?
This is just talking about the interface.
Dumb people coming up against the culture here get absolutely fucking massacred.
It is true that there are retards who stick around just to get raped (think that Nico faggot on /mu/) but most people just leave.
You faggots' low self esteem won't allow you to accept that just posting on this site basically marks you as slightly above average.

>>213412570
>stupid
*stupider

>>213412586
The fact that the retards I've seen on this site with the stupidest fucking opinions and inability to retain information are able to navigate it is pretty compelling proof that you don't need a triple digit IQ to post here. Don't pat yourself on the back too hard.

>>213410254 (OP)
tell u what.

>>213412530
>Admitting to getting his opinions from this site instead of forming them on his own

>>213412674
Maybe you don't need it, but it legitimately doesn't make sense for some 80IQ person to be here. They don't want to type and read.

>>213410559
You're a nigger

>>213410254 (OP)
>Konichiwa, Chane!

Did Bill just go from morbidly obese to just a bit fatter than usual without any episodic redemption arc? Or have I just missed an ep.

>>213410254 (OP)
No, I would hate it and be mad because Bobby is a Gigachad.

he gets the girl next door, who is also asian
doesn't matter that they break up he's rizzing up one girl after another after another. The older girl, the girl who thought he was cool when he was begging for change, the several girls in the episode where he joins the girls-only talk therapy thing, others I'm forgetting about.

and also that one episode where they make fun of D&D larp nerds.

>>213410836
That leaves out context I think is pretty important. Dale is canonically a good father while John Redcorn comes to really dislike the life he's made for himself and most attempts to make some level of connection with his son end in failure. He's also a bitter Injun with a victim complex, painting an overly rose-tinted view of his own culture.

If you think the writing is the same then you never watched the original show. It's still good, but only if you completely ignore how out-of-character the Hills can get.

>>213410405
The first episode is dedicated to mocking the modern world, you're just an Andrew Tate incel

>>213413159
It's crazy how flanderized Peggy gets not even that far into the show. Seasons 2-4 are fucking peak though.

>>213413120
Shut up faggot you're undermining my hypothesis about retards not posting here.
(I'm joking, you're obviously somewhere around 110 IQ but you're probably a habitual drug user and live in a state of arrested development)

>>213413214
Sequel series Peggy makes perfect sense. She has:
>A successful 21 year old son
>A successful husband who was able to retire them early
She doesn't have to deal with retarded schoolkids anymore. Her parents are dead. She has Hank's undivided attention - Bobby and Lady Bird are gone. I actually really enjoyed seeing the development of her character.

>>213413051
Welcome to KotH. Bill is fatter in Ep2 than in the rest of season, though.

>>213413303
Peggy yelling WHAT THE FUCK in episode 2 was really funny, but all the cursing got really tiresome. I guess I can't complain too much since in this series Hank and Peggy are Xillennials, but still.

>>213412983
In reality, Bobby as an adult would be a neet who spams BWC threads on /gif/ while gooning his tiny white pecker all day

>>213413231
We are all so SMRT

>>213413495
Sure but is that funny and nuanced?

We're watching the new season right now in our kinoplex, come watch frens

https://v4c.fun

>>213413452
Peggy's visible substitute teacher of the year awards are labelled as 1997 and 1999. They're still baby boomers, but there's a lot of time paradox shit going on.

>>213413538
It’d be funnier than the fat weeb’s Gary Stu self insert Bobby. I mean why Japanese food of all things

>>213413546
Man everybody sounds wrong.
Mike is doing Hank different,
Kathy sounds lazy and contemptuous.
I also don't like the animation and lack of variance in line weights.

>>213413452
The cursing and dark humor felt forced like “We CAN get away with that… On Hulu!” But it was still bleeped in some instances so I dunno

>>213413558
Bobby was born in 2004. Peggy is in her late 40's. The references to the older episodes are 'memberberries that kind of shatter the timeline while all the characters look like they're over 60. They should have just pretended the old series took place over the course of 1997 and let Bobby be Hank's previous age.

>>213413631
Because his boss told him so. There's a whole episode about it

>>213413800
Bobby was a pre-teen during the '04 election.
The timeline does not make sense and will not make sense. It is intended to be ignored.

>>213413846
He's literally age 21. Also, the picking and choosing about what they do and don't honor is so weird. The George Bush revisionist side plot was really bad

>>213413825
HILARIOUS

>>213413916
It was pretty strongly implied that Hank still liked Bush overall despite the limp handshake back in season 7. At the end of the Hot Dog eating contest episode, Hank mentions that the US has "two George Bushes" as a point of pride.

>>213413495
Rent free, brownoid

YOU JUST GOT PEGGED

I want to fuck Willow. I wonder what she smells like.

Dale's voice acting in the new season is so bad and off that it ruins every scene with the character.

The jokes with Bill were the only ones that got me to laugh and so far he’s had the least amount of screen presence

>>213414040
George Bush was widely reviled as the worst president in living memory by both sides until the 2024 election season when the Dems busted out his co-conspirators to denounce Trump to the old-guard voters. The most libshit part of the show was people liking Bush

Did Dale take the jab?

>>213414473
He smoked crack to Keep the shedding proteins out of his lungs and it completely destroyed his voicebox

>>213414282
Only children hold this belief.

>>213414282
So you blew past the pre Iraq bush that wrecked in the 04 election or what?

Who had Connie being a slut and cucking Bobby one their bingo card?

She even brought up slut shaming.

>Read about Johnathan Joss's last days

Holy fuck what the Christ

>>213414251
Yeah. I thought it was the new guy, but apparently Toby Huss was the voice until like Episode 8-9.

No clue whether it was Toby trying to sound old, or him dying.

>>213416145
>Toby Huss was the voice until like Episode 8-9.
Other way around

>>213415999
all of us knew she was going to college

>>213412945
This is also the only place where you can actually be directly called a dumb faggot nigger when you express some dumb nigger faggot opinion. On every other site all the retards just encourage and elevate one another with upvotes, likes, whatever

kek

>>213416877

>>213410916
Hank was never "right wing," he was always a Bush-era neocon center-right "compassionate conservative."

>>213415999
Lul, I'm watching the show while I'm work. This Willow chick basically told Connie she's a slut looking for side dick and said the open relationship stuff is bullshit.

LUL.

I just wouldn't watch it and take based anons' word for it that it sucked. Just like all the rest of the slop.
HAHAHAHA

>>213410254 (OP)
>"If X came out today, you would all say its woke!"
This is such a boring and generic nothing statement that NPC retards love to just vomit out.

>>213417330
In some cases its not wrong though. This is one of those cases.

>>213416762
>you can actually be directly called a dumb faggot nigger when you express some dumb nigger faggot opinion
yes... by some dumb faggot nigger. dont act like anons know or act any better because usernames and updoots dont exist.

The new season is shit, and anyone even remotely defending it is a retarded fucking nigger. Cry harder.

>>213410254 (OP)
>duurrrr if this hypothetical situation was real i am certain the results would be what i imagine therefore i am right!
female brain

>>213417800
>anyone even remotely defending it is a retarded fucking nigger

Do Geckos really?

OP samefagged this thread three times and is guarding it with his life until he goes to sleep

>>213418949
OP has probably made this same thread about different shows 500 times

>>213413231
>random complex delusions about posters on an image board
You need to be put down

It WAS woke, there was an episode where Judge cried during the credits for viewers to contact (((Dick Durbin))) and ask him to send Santa Anna's leg back to Mexico, among many other things. It's still far better than the vast majority of adult-oriented Western animation, though.

>>213420052
Anon that was a joke. They put a laugh at the end of false PSA when they presented the production credits.

>>213415999
That's what westernized asian women are like.

>>213420362
Cope, there was no laugh. Judge himself was raised in Latin America and thinks he can be one of the eses like a typical raceblind boomer

>>213410254 (OP)
yea, people is too negative these days. they just like to be miserable.

>>213413452
I guess I'm just so used to modern media that I never even noticed it. I'd read an article beforehand about how there was going to be profanity but it never registered at all.

>>213413558
The whole timeline really is fucked and full of plot holes. Part of the problem is that everybody stayed basically the same age (Bobby turned 13) for 13 years in the original run and that's a big range to calculate stuff back from, staff have said Hank was supposed to be 41 so he could have been born anywhere between '54, which would make him a middle boomer, to '67, which makes him early Gen X. It seems like they've aged him consistently with real time since S13, putting him at about 58 and locking his birth date at '67, but then Bobby should be 30 instead of 21.

Actually, thinking about it, I kinda wonder if that was the original plan. Bobby running a restaurant, his parents being gone for a decade or something, being out of touch with Connie for years, etc. all make way more sense with a 30 year old Bobby than a 21 year old one.

the original series sort of mocked extremes on both ends and thats not even an issue with the new series. Its trying to hard to feel updated and the series was already was played out by the time it ended anyway

>>213415999
I'd seen the previews that said she was in an ENM thing. I'm way more surprised that they portrayed it so negatively.

the new king of the hill didnt have even 1 joke in it, every single character is a straight man, even dale is played straight. bobby was literally groomed by a professional clown and now hes a cooking show host that didnt make even 1 joke or do anything weird. joseph had like 5 spoken lines the whole show.

the only character who's cartoony is peggy, they flanderized her and made her a complete narcissist. she was a subtle narc idiot in the old show.
they arent really jokes either though. shes just obnoxious.

>>213422202
We must have watched different shows. The show I watched involved Dale kidnapping Hank because he couldn't accept Hank might not hate soccer.

>>213410254 (OP)
I felt that way when it first aired, I mean it literally has a white man conspiracy nut whose wife is cucking him with an injun and the same guy has a gay dad who they spend an entire episode about to tell you how great being gay is

Koth is what I would call early woke
Why do you think so many white liberals love koth?

>>213410916
>hank voted bush
Did you ever actually watch the show? The entire episode was how he had an existential crisis having to vote for a guy who was an effeminate little bitch with a weak handshake.

>>213421137
>Actually, thinking about it, I kinda wonder if that was the original plan. Bobby running a restaurant, his parents being gone for a decade or something, being out of touch with Connie for years, etc. all make way more sense with a 30 year old Bobby than a 21 year old one
The fact that the college kid in the first episode thinks that Bobby is 30 kinda goes along with this. Even Bobby's design passes more as a 30-something millennial than an early 20s zoomie.

>>213422239
it was played straight there were no jokes except maybe bill on the truth serum.

>>213422348
Connie and Joseph are clearly early 20's. Connie is a junior in college. Bobby was not lying.

>>213422385
Yeah he's certainly in his 20s, just parts of his characterization and even design would gel more with him being a bit closer to his canonical age relative to the original series as opposed to the middle zoomer that he is now. Even his haircut is stereotypical 2020s millennial.

>>213422385
Which is fucking retarded considering Peggy’s entire personality rests on her being substitute teacher of the year for 1997, before Bobby was ever born and there’s an episode about hank voting for Bush…before Bonny was ever alive yet somehow there he is

So does adult Bobby know Joseph is Redcorn’s son? He must be old enough to figure it out right? What about Connie? Does she just not say anything when Joseph mentions being a white guy?

>>213422585
Floating timelines suck, but in something like Family Guy or The Simpsons where so many of the characters were very cartoonified from early on, you can at least write it off as being a cartoon. But as you indicate, Hank and Peggy were very much designed and characterized as middle class babyboomers, to the point that Hank himself being raised by a neurotic WW2 vet and having generational clashes with late Gen Xers and early millennials were the basis for a lot of plot points and humor in the original show.

>>213422807
I think they really had pushback making Bobby 40 like he’s supposed to be and could have gotten away making him 30 but for some dumb ass reason they made him 20 to relate to zoomers binge watching on Hulu

>>213422585
>>213422807
For me it's really less the mismatch with the real timeline and more how strange it is that the adults' and kids' timelines don't match up at all, the adults kept pace with real time since 2013 but the kids experienced less than half of that somehow and a ton of things don't make any sense because of it.

>>213423179
What do you mean? It makes perfect sense that good hank would have been conceived by a 85 year old ww2 veteran

>>213422937
>made him 20 to relate to zoomers binge watching on Hulu
I wouldn't be surprised if the show's revival had as much if not more to do with zoomers discovering it via YouTube as it did with fans from the show's original run wanting a revival. I'd imagine that kind of thing does play a part in stuff getting picked up nowadays, like I think Dexter's relatively newfound TikTok popularity was even cited as part of why Dexter Resurrection became a thing.

>>213410809
>dale being a cuckold
this is by far the biggest point. dale is unironically getting cucked by a nonwhite man and its played for laughs. /pol/trannies would have a nuclear meltdown if that were in a modern show

Not really. Things were genuinely better back then and shit is gay as fuck now

>>213410254 (OP)
>watch Harry Potter movies
>London is almost 100% British

Yeah it's almost like people change their opinions based on new information. Shocking isn't it?

>>213423379
terrible