I'm watching you motherfucker

>>213432904 (OP)
One restraining order, that's it.

>>213432904 (OP)
I get that they wanted to avoid cyber doakes and all that but why'd they make no relation a detective? Like what was the point of uplifting him over Fig asskino?

>>213433003
Go ahead bitch ass creep motherfucker, I dare you

>>213433046
See judge, I recorded him threatening and harassing me.

>>213433064
lil sissy snitch motherfucker

>>213433101
Back to your natural habitat, Doakes

I miss Doakes, zezty ass nigga was the best part of the show

>>213432904 (OP)
Doakes is literally a top 3 fictional character of all time

>>213433236
remember when he just shot that guy he recognized from like a south american cartel

>>213433263
Yeah I 'member

motherfucker smart eyed me

>>213432904 (OP)
Dexter should have killed Doakes

>>213432904 (OP)
I just know he's samefagging, but I can't prove it

>>213432904 (OP)
I couldn’t believe he didn’t have much of a career outside this role. He was way too good at it.

>>213433339
Prove all you want but just remember

Im watching your creep ass motherfucker

>>213432904 (OP)
Why does there always have to be some guy at work who has you figured out?

>>213433535
Because he's the same as you.

>>213433847
This. There’s a black guy we hired a few months ago. He’s /fit/ as fuck and 40 years old. The job travels 2/3 of the time so relationships/family life/friendships can be difficult, but he’s single. He’s a PhD because he “wanted to learn more” despite having the same regular engineer job title I have with just a bachelor’s.

He’s usually the only one in zoom meetings with his camera off. He responds to emails like he’s writing his resume, heavy with HR style talk. In one very long email that was almost certainly written by AI, he managed to use all of these buzzphrases:
>drive further operational discipline
>contextualize the financial impact
>behavioral accountability
>escalation protocols
>enable targeted training
He also responds to people asking for account permissions with emails that say things like “your request is granted.”

He’s constantly trying to solve problems that matter to no one with unrealistic or overkill solutions. Despite this, he’s pretty bad at doing his actual job. One time I asked him a question while he was doing something and he was visible pissed off at me for disturbing him and was clearly holding back a freakout.

I recognize all this because he’s just a severely more autistic version of myself.

>>213434259
>because he’s just a severely more autistic version of myself
I was gonna say if you haven't figured out that he's on the spectrum by now then you've got bigger problems than he does.

>>213434259
If he's got a PhD because he 'wanted to learn more' it's probably fake. Masters are for learning more, PhDs are for research. They don't even have classes.

>>213434423
It was the getting pissed off when I asked a question that did it. When I’m in full focus mode (as well as my brother), distractions are the most irritating thing in the world. Of course I’m better at masking that frustration, he is apparently too far gone for that.
>>213434497
I don’t know it seems like a pretty autistic thing to do. And a PhD is a bit more than lying on your resume so it would be risky to fake it. He says his goal is consulting.

>>213432904 (OP)
WHY DOES HE LOOK SO SMUG?

>>213432904 (OP)
Why can't we have black characters like Doakes anymore?
Every new black character is either a blackwash of a white character or it is the faggiest gayest homo nigger imaginable.
Fuck man, I just want max of 10% characters to be black and real (not lgbt) people.

>>213433121
How was doakes zesty

>>213434259
I say things like "your request has been granted"....
Have I been an autistic nigger this whole time??

>>213436079
He wasn't in the show, but the gays on /tv/ somehow found the most zesty frames to post

guys hes suspect of dexter because he thinks he knows yacub directly

>>213436208
Unless you work in an ATC tower, a drawbridge or a military command center I don’t see how it’s ever relevant to talk like that

>>213436262
Over and out

>>213433236
Nah, the guy has one gimmick. It's not that the character is good it that his dynamic with Dexter is amazing.
He is certainly top 5 cop characters of all times.

>>213432904 (OP)
I own you

Creep Motherfucka

>>213436208
>Request: Granted
is my goto

>>213436079
look at his mouth

>>213433263
never charged
>>213436449
oh don't get me wrong it's only because of the dynamic he has with dexter
but it's incredible and literally peak television

I hated how clear they made it that he actually exploded and died

>>213433003
What happens when you get a restraining order against a coworker? Do they have to make sure you're never on the same shift? Do they have to fire you? Does the judge have to allow for work-related interaction?