If you find those kids or that wife, just light a smoke signal or something idk

>>213434821 (OP)
Imagine being the liberal who designed the bot that posts this every day

Post rare watts

>>213434988
I'm personally certain it's not a bot, because I have started these threads. Not every day but a handful of times.
And it's not really a "liberal" thing to joke about how a woman was such a nagging bitch that she deserved death

>>213435346
You're celebrating the murder of white children

>>213435797
Shut the fuck up faggot and think about black men fucking white women while you go to sleep.

ahh almost forgotten about Wattsposting
>>213434988
theres nothing inorganic about Chris Watts

>>213435797
Nobody is celebrating the murder of the children you nitwit, it is however pretty darkly funny to have just annihilated your family only to go straight to google to check out the distance between the earth and the moon, the nearest active volcano, and then the lyrics to Battery by Metallica.

>>213435934
>distance between the earth and the moon
This one always makes me giggle. Now that he's free from his weirdo munchausen wife he can get real work done, and that work was mundane moon facts. I love it.

>>213434821 (OP)
>Or better yet just hmu on discord. Probably have the best luck there. I've been gaming A TON with all this new free time y'know? Haha but yeah, seriously, if you see those lil rascals lmk!

was shnonon channeling demons?

Yeah this chick with the glowie parents whose phone pinged in Chris’ neighborhood during the time he would have been getting ready to dump his family even though she worked and lived clear on the other side of town TOTALLY had nothing at all to do with any of it for sure.
https://youtu.be/FNauBvH_sM4?si=KhmFVrIjNra_yhqt

>>213435341
I don't trust any man with a tattoo or knee-length "shorts."

>>213436120
Haunted anus.

it's hard to believe these people lived real lives
they're peak npc. everything about their lives was a fabrication

>>213435934
Also darkly funny for pic related to happen.
And yeah it's not celebrating the child murders, it's mocking and shitting on Chris for committing the murders and how retarded and incompetent he was about the whole thing, and celebrating how fast he got caught, how he only had maybe an hour of thinking he would get away with it

If god isn't real and hell doesn't exist then what's the big deal with killing your wife and kids????

>>213436141
>i hate these arbitrary things
you sound gayer than he does.

>>213434821 (OP)
hate these retard threads

>>213436299
I've never killed anyone over an anus like he did.

>>213436289
And the case just comically kept giving. It's even a part of real hardcore proof of ghosts.

>>213434821 (OP)
love these intellectual threads

>>213434821 (OP)

A conversation between Watts and Kohberger would be priceless

His family deserved it.

>>213436291
You can just ask for forgiveness and become a reformed Christian like Chris.

>Throw another chicken nugget at me again.
>I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>DOES DADDY LOOK LIKE A BITCH TO YOU
throws nugget

The virgin Bella todo list vs. the chad Shann'annn vision board

>>213435959
Unfortunately, the "real work" he would do in prison would turn out to be "finding Jesus" and becoming a religious fanatic and even more of a brain rotted NPC than back when he lived freely. Bit of a waste

>>213436051

>>213435341
Who actually gets flash tattoos? Youre going to put that shit on you permanently and you dont even want unique art? You want a copy paste image?

>>213434988
sir this is the television and film board please go back

>>213436141
ok carmine

>>213435934
How was he planning on getting those bodies to the moon regardless of distance? The volcano is atleast a little more feasible brand of looney tunes body disposal.

>>213436120
Lord protect me from these succubae and their tight buttholes.

>>213436777
IIRC he was also searching things like "how far can a catapult throw something". Put two and two together.

Would he have gotten away with it if he threw them in a volcano?

>>213436840
No bodies no crime
Mens rhyus actus rictus

>>213436777
He searched for specific volcanoes in Mexico because he was planning a trip there with the mistress where they would have hiked on or near them. It wasn't for body disposal reasons.
Planning to drive all the way from Denver to Mexico with the bodies in your trunk would be too retarded even for Chris

>>213436724
it’s literally just the Volcom logo upside down

>>213436777
By firing the bodies with a cannon. He would go last, clutching a shovel and with a really really long string tied to his foot for the return journey.

arf?

Realistically, how could he have gotten away with it?

>>213436675
Lol. He is fantasizing about murdering his mistress now.

When are they going to do a big budget film? Tom Hardy was made to play him.

>>213437014
when an entire family gets wiped out, in 99.99% of cases one of the parents was involved.
he was never gonna get away with it, he should've thrown himself down the tank too

>>213437014
Not confess. They had nothing which is why they pressured so hard for the confession. They never would have found the bodies in an oil well. And because everyone was strangled or smoothered, there was no blood anywhere. All they had was the out of focus shot of a truck leaving his house. They couldn't even confirm it was his truck

Unironically I've heard people say that this has good cinematography. Has anyone seen it?

>>213437014
he couldn't. he would have been the prime suspect no matter what. then again, maybe showing some actual emotion could have helped

>>213437114
The problem is that the actor for Chris is a better actor than Chris is. During the porch interview, he looks distraught, not at all like the freaky gleefulness we saw from the real Chris.

>>213434821 (OP)
>Yea those kids were just a barrel of laughs haha.
>Damn now that I don't need to support them with my wage I'm going to be living it up like a oil baron! Hehe
>But seriously if you see them let me know.

Why the fuck would he say this?

>>213437114
It has good performances too, decent overall and worth watching.
Its main problem stems from how it was produced too soon and released only ~18 months after the actual events, so it's missing some important aspects that may have come to light a bit later.
Like how in reality Nichol was actually something of a malign actor herself, a stalker and manipulator etc, and not just another clueless innocent victim of Chris' lies

>>213435797
It was self defense

>>213437014
As the husband of the murder victim, it's virtually impossible to do desu. Even circumstantial evidence is enough to convict, especially after they find out about his torrid love affair and falling out with his wife. I think the only way he could possibly do something is if he had made it a legitimate looking accident. They "slipped" off a cliff while taking pictures or something. But getting your pregnant wife and two small children to a remote cliffside is a difficult ask. Maybe he could have slammed the car into a tree.

>>213436936
Even worse then. A company logo on your body forever lmfao

>>213437113
Watching murder interrogation videos is downright creepy. Not because these people are murderers, but because these people are so stupid. They incriminate themselves all the time. All they have to do is decline to make a statement. Makes you think about all the people who get away with murdering someone by not being idiots, by not behaving bizzarely and by not making dumb mistakes.

>>213437014
If he had gone out during the day with the bodies rigged in the car ala home alone window scene using pulley system having them wave as he drove off with them in the car making sure his neighbour saw and got it on cam he could have said she left him for bbc in alaska and no one would have bat an eye

>>213437526
Then gone and made the car crash and have it look an accident he would be balls deep is mistress butthole right no more dodging chicken tendies just gaping butthole

>>213437451
i can't imagine how easy it was to get away with something 25+ years ago. now in current year i feel like you'd need a miracle even if you do everything right mainly because of all the cameras absolutely everywhere. especially ring cameras.

>>213436141
>Tattoo
Understandable. Tattoos are symbol of low class untrustworthy people. Criminals, slaves, prostitutes etc.

>Knee-length "shorts"
Tell tale sign you live in a climate where people start dying if it's hotter than 27C for more than 3 days in a row.

>>213435341
Is that a volcom stone tattoo? God what a goob

>>213437599
Murders/serial killers are still at large in third world countries specifically because of this reason. Less surveillance, less tech and police departments riddled with corruption and not paid enough to care.

I feel like if you want to try and be a serial killer in modern America you need to have barrels of acid and be a truck driver always on the move. And even then 50 years from now you could be arrested because "muh we found a hair strand belonging to a victim in your bathtub"

>>213437747
>And even then 50 years from now you could be arrested because "muh we found a hair strand belonging to a victim in your bathtub"
and they match DNA because relatives of yours uploaded their DNA to one of those DNA family tree databases (like what happened to that one old killer they caught in the past couple years, forget name). even when you do nothing wrong, you can still be fucked.

>oil I know is im greasing to see em officer, butter if you hear anything and I mean anything officer send me a msg on xbox as Im killing it warzone at the mo got keep the winning streak going heh oil show you out

>>213437451
The thing is, committing murder is generally a stupid thing to do, and thus stupid people and the mentally ill are the most common performers of the act. Why do you think 13/52 exists? There are very few reasons to kill that are actually worth the potential consequences, most of these murderers on youtube kill over the most inconsequential bullshit imaginable.

This case is pretty average desu. I'm going through my true kino phase and I was a little disappointed

>>213437829
>even when you do nothing wrong
Killing people is wrong, anon

>>213436120
those giggles send chills down my spine

>>213438051
kek, meant to say "even when you do everything right (in context of getting away with it)"

>>213435341

>The drive back from the oil fields was uneventful. Chris kept the windows open. Warm Colorado air mixed with the musk of blood and mud and oil now invading his nostrils. He didn't mind. The car was silent, he bathed in it. Gone were the whimpers and questions and nuggets and facebook videos never to be heard from again. Chris trained his eyes on the road ahead. 24 miles due East a prepped asshole waited for him. That's about 1/10000th of the distance to the Moon, he mused aloud. He wasn't scared or ashamed any more. He was exhausted, dirty, free. For the first time in months, he smiled. In front of him, the glowing odometer moved noticeably to the right.

>>213435341

>>213435341
>volcom tattoo
>metallica load era tattoo
>steelers fan
>tarheels fan
this guy couldn't be more of an NPC if he tried

yeah well
yeah

Why Are rig pigs the nigs of whites? No impulse Control or ability to think one pay check in advance?

>>213437014
Claim self-defense. Say that Shannannan and the kids were mercilessly pelting him with chicken nuggies and he had no choice but to fight back.

>>213438590
What part of the US do these people exist in? I am proud to say that I have never encountered one

>>213437014
Throw the bodies into the nearest volcano.

>>213438708
Oklahoma, west texas, southeast NM, the Dakotas

>>213434821 (OP)
hey if you find them alive, let me know where they are in the youtube comments. also if you could like and subscribe it also really helps my channel. seeya!

>>213438708
Semi-rural areas, like small cities/towns of a few tens of thousands which are surrounded by farmland or other types of industrial sites, or are within a short driving range of them. The whole front range of the Rocky Mountains probably has a lot of them.
I know a couple like that who live in Greeley, Colorado, not too far from Frederick CO which was home to the Watts family

>>213438590
Its hard work and most "smarter" people want to escape getting dirty and your body beaten daily. However it pays very well so you're basically taking your typical retard NPC hick and giving them a healthy six figure salary so the things they normally blow money on all get scaled up.

>>213437020
Is there a problem in life that cannot be solved by murdering a woman? How hard has this been looked into?

>>213439200
Yes, the predicament that Chris is now in, serving life in prison, cannot be solved by murdering a woman.
And if he ...somehow... managed to murder Nichol now, that could make things worse for himself since she appears to be living in Montana and they still have the death penalty while Colorado doesn't

>>213436675
>it wasn't my fault! that demon woman made me do it!!!!
hopeless npc behavior

>>213437652
Calm down, Kevin Smith.

>>213436606
"I am me" is my favorite part. Who else could you be?

>>213439750
And how "I am me" is on there twice, in both green and yellow.
Because she still forgot she was herself after putting it on there the first time

>>213438492
Does murdering your family elevate you from the NPC status?

>>213437113
You're crazy. The investigators would've found tons of evidence, and the SO is the first one they look at. Chris was fucked regardless of the confession.

>>213438492
Maybe he'd be slightly more of an NPC if he simply adopted the sports teams of wherever he was currently living, instead of maintaining fandom for other far-away ones.
So instead of Steelers and Tar Heels, it would be Broncos and... Nuggets lmao

>>213436606
>I want a pony watch this year
Specific, Measurable, Achievable, Realistic, Time-bound
>Be a better stronger leader
Vague, Imprecise, Unmeasurable. Frankly, I'd trust Bella to run a business better than Shann'annn

>>213437747
>>213437599
Serial killings still happen some amount in modern America, not all of them from truck drivers. (though perhaps truck drivers account for more of the ones who haven't been caught)

>>213439880
think dostoevsky wrote a whole book about that
moral was no lol

>>213437599
Robbing banks too. That's got to be nearly impossible to get away with now.

>>213436404
What would Idaho Bryan even have to say? he's barely spoken and would probably just give a blank stare.
though it's possible he might have some contempt for Watts if Chris thought even for a second he stood a chance of getting away with something so obvious.
I'd see a convo between Watts and McDaniel though

>>213440168
kys AI-faggot

>>213436120
She really called him every time with that "hi, tehehe" message every time?

>>213438051
How so?

>>213440281
they're both high profile killers who made really dumb mistakes so they have that in common

Exhibit A, Your Honor. My client should be dismissed of all charges.

>>213437014
Go on a vacation to a third world country that won't investigate properly or cooperate with the United States in an investigation.
Rent a kind of shady hotel that isn't in a regular tourist area.
Then do basically the same shit. Say that she went missing and that you're not sure what happened.
People are going to constantly think that you did it but there is going to be no evidence and a conviction is basically impossible.

>>213437285
Even then, it's actually fairly easy for investigators to figure out if someone accidentally fell off a cliff or was pushed

>>213437599
probably pretty easy to do if you're sober and not assdrunk 24/7

>>213434821 (OP)

>>213440368
Damn, I see why Chris tolerated those voice messages.

>>213438492
He could be a ManU fan as well.

>>213438590
>Skylar
>Aiden
holy fuck lol. Are there worse names?

>>213436120
and she looked up the wife before meeting chris totally nothing weird at all

>>213437526
>nigger dick out of nowhere
Weird how the right leaning website brings it up all the time, yet the supposed søyboy cuckolds on Reddit never do.

>>213440858
>/tv/
>right leaning

>>213440281
>a convo between Watts and McDaniel though
>I wonder where those kids could be
>No
>How far is the moon from the Earth?
>Yes
>Is lube necessary before anal?
>I don't know

>>213440912

>>213436606
KEK. Wew lad.

>>213439880
no, he even did it for NPC reasons
he reveals the true nature of the normalfag, murderous and amoral given perceived opportunity

>>213436606
what can i say, the kid got outdone there

>>213436120
>hi its me teeheehee
jesus fucking christ that bitch sounds insane
wouldn't be surprised if she was involved with the murders

I bet you faggots don’t even ponder the distance to the moon

>>213438051
Shut the fuck up libtard

>>213436606
The chad Bella realistic goals vs Shannan psychotic schizo goals

>>213437113
He dumped the bodies at his own work site, they would have been found eventually

>>213441325
>realistic goal
how is pony watch a realistic goal?

>>213437113
>use your work truck with a GPS tracker to dump bodies
He was fucked from the start

Shannan and the kids are gone, but the scars from scalding hot chicken nuggets thrown onto the skin aren't. Now who really suffered here?

>>213440368
She's not even exceptionally hot. Like I can see why a married man would want a relationship with a younger whore but if you exclude fatties she just looks like every other woman. Crazy what a stinky hole can do to a midwit

>>213441298
Look, I'm not going out there for a fucking field trip. The moon wants something, the moon comes to me.

>>213441403
They're like 20 bucks

>>213436606
>I AM 200K Feb 2018
what did she mean by this?

>>213441403
sad, a 3 year old has more vision than you do

>>213441354
Yeah though maybe Chris was thinking of it as a temporary hiding place, with a plan to at some point go back and get the girls out of the tanks and burn them or something. He worked there, he probably knew how to drain the tanks and make things accessible etc

>>213440439
How exactly? It's not like getting mangled on rocks looks different if you were pushed or fell.

>>213436289
Too strange to be true? You decide.

>>213441596
I mean damn nigga is this bait.

>>213434821 (OP)
What if I told you that Watts is in his cell listening to this right now and going over the final details of his escape plan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7v8zxoEoA_Q&list=RD7v8zxoEoA_Q&start_radio=1

>>213436606
DR HAN
I AM HAPPY
I AM GRATEFUL
I AM CONFIDENT
I AM DETERMINED
I AM INSPIRING
I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM STRONG
I AM BLESSED
I AM ME
I AM 80K MONTHLY
I AM 200K FEB 2018

>>213436606
I read top left as WHY ME

>>213441669
No? Are you? The difference in inputs between someone tripping on the edge of a precipice vs being bumped off while standing there is very little. Being shoved, even forcefully, isn't going to show up in forensic examination when you've suffered massive blunt force trauma from smacking the ground.