Jurassic World : rebirth - /tv/ (#213442095) [Archived: 67 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:20:33 PM No.213442095
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I thought it was good.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 10:47:44 PM No.213442812
Absolutely trash, I love the Jurassic series and this one needs to be burned and forgotten, poor plot, poor acting, it's sad that the commercials before the movie was more entertaining. I have never walked out of a movie before now.... I seriously want a refund. Everyone involved in this one should be ashamed. Don't waste your time or money. If you are like me and like the Jurassic series please at least wait till you can watch it for free somewhere else. I don't understand how you can take a movie series like this and mess up so badly. Main actress was not a good choice for this movie either. Feel like it's just a cash grab. Kinda like lays and it's random flavors they know people will try it regardless if it's trash.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:27:26 PM No.213443757
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God nigger I'm watching it now, that over acting right at the start was so fucking dumb with the 2 scientists now the dumb spinossaurs attacked the boat and they keep showing these fucking rapeable little mexican kids what a fucking shit movie.
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Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:31:27 PM No.213443861
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>>213442812
>I love the Jurassic series
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:32:56 PM No.213443902
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>>213443757
>rapeable little mexican kids
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:39:41 PM No.213444100
I ended up fast forwarding the rest of this shit, fuck this movie.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 11:45:27 PM No.213444242
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:07:35 AM No.213444806
>>213442095 (OP)
> Be extremely well trained black ops mercenaries
> Immediately get eaten by dinosaurs
> Be ugly as sin negroid wetback shitlings
> Escape the island without a scratch
Fuck this movie.
Also
> Develop hi tech neurotoxin weapon
> Gets lost in the first 5 minutes of it's introduction
> The black ops mercenaries dont bring any kind of weapons with them
> like wtf
> 4 movies ago some third rate mercenaries brought 50 cal sniper rifles and you tell me these goobers couldn't get some 80 year old Kalashnikovs ?
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:47:07 AM No.213445821
>>213444806
they lost them cuase the boat crashed
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:50:17 AM No.213445901
When Teresa Delgado inflates the raft on the dock, it could not have held any oars in the packaged version, but it never shows her go to the plane to get oars which were on the wall, and suddenly they have 3 full oars in the boat for them to use.
You were rooting for him, weren't you /tv?
8/7/2025, 12:50:53 AM No.213445918
>>213444806
I was rooting for the T-Rex. And Rupert Friend.
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:57:55 AM No.213446108
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all those revisions and it's still trash
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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:59:07 AM No.213446139
>>213446108
Stars wars was saved in the edit!

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Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:00:26 AM No.213446167
>>213445918
Was it just me or was the t-rex like a retarded puppy . also i am not a Scientist but i dont think a t-rex can swim
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You were rooting for him, weren't you /tv?
8/7/2025, 1:02:21 AM No.213446217
>>213446167
The whole movie was retarded. The hybrid monster was the biggest cocktease let down in the franchise.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:18:35 AM No.213446639
>>213442095 (OP)
I thought it was merely OK, but there were some scenes that were completely absurd. For instance the scene where the inflatable raft opens up and the T-Rex instantly teleports from behind it, but somehow the family watching from nearby don't even notice? And that kid should have been killed by the raptor in that scene where he was taking a piss, etc.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:24:44 AM No.213446816
>>213446108
Those revisions would have been by comittee. For instance, Speilberg could have said something like "I want a scene where a Snickers bar is somehow the main focus", etc.