>this was considered the most unredeemable pile of shit ever put on the big screen in 2001 by boomers

the lost world was better

this was better than the lost world

>>213445155 (OP)
This was worse.

>>213445155 (OP)
It's pretty bad

>>213445224
It really wasn't.

>>213445155 (OP)
I genuinely can't belive how divisive this movie is over one fight.

>>213445239
It really was and is
It only looks good in comparison to the newer movies because they're impossibly shit

>>213445354
It really wasn't and you people can never articulate why without defaulting to crying over a random T. rex.

>Only an hour and a half
>Basically the same plot as the original
>Dinosaurs looked like absolute shit compared to the effects of the first two
>Shit ending

It was Summer slop for its time.

>spinofags were revealed to be a single jeet in the last thread
ahahahahahhahahahaha

>>213445401
>Dinosaurs looked like absolute shit compared to the effects of the first two
????

>>213445354
It looks and feels like a fucking TV episode of some show. Notice how many fucking closeups of the eggs there are. Spielberg would never have done that.

>>213445155 (OP)
My main issue with this flick is that it was the third film of the JP trilogy and yet it is only 84 minutes long excluding the end credits. The new JWR flick is literally 30 minutes longer, even excluding its end credits.

>>213445545
>It looks like a tv show because... there was a closeup of some eggs maybe once or twice
lol what

>>213445530

>>213445530
Fuckin sweet

>>213445606
Let me explain it to you like you're 12:
1. Close up of character 1 realizing something.
2. Closeup of bag with eggs inside.
3. Closeup of character 2 reacting to character 1's reaction.
4. Closeup of bags with eggs inside.
5. Closeup of character 1 slowly opening bag.
6. Closeup of character 2 realizing he's been found out
7. Slow closeup of bag being opened and revealing eggs.
8. Closeup of character 1 angry reaction you bastard you took the eggs!
9. Final closeup of dino eggs.

>>213445720
Did your family get raped by some eggs or something? That's such a weird thing to seethe about.

>>213445754
Nice rebuke. Eat a bag of dicks.

>>213445664
It's no different than the T-Rex night scene of the first one, only difference is that the first movie had the good idea to have it happen at night so you couldn't see all of the flaws.

>>213445391
The movie ends with Dr. Grant talking to raptors using a bone flute, the main cast almost dies because a kid is busy watching Barney, Grant is a retard who doesn't even check to see if his 200 gorillion dollar check cashed, the Spinosaurus can break through a reinforced steel fence but jobs to a tiny metal door, Amanda Kirby exists and every scene about the Kirby family drama is pure trash. the Spinosaurus animatronic is the worst in the series except for the JWD Giga, a random guy named Mark gets with Ellie, and Billy's survival makes no sense
Cool bird cage scene though

>>213445795
Don't get mad at me because some eggs in a movie upset you.

>>213445814
>Its basically exactly the same if it wasn't completely different!

Apparently I already saved this.

>>213445814
>It's no different
>only difference is
???

>>213445819
>Spinosaurus can break through a reinforced steel fence but jobs to a tiny metal door
That bit never fails to make me kek
Worst Jurassic movie by far

>>213445845
Look, I get it. This board is full of contrarians and the contrarian opinion regarding the JP franchise is that the sequel with the black little girl is worse than the non-Spielberg 3rd entry and that's fine. You're still wrong though.

>>213445845
>>213445867
Why do I even bother with you retards.

>>213445926
You really can only count the good parts of TLW on one hand, the plot is downright infuriating in that one.

>>213445530
>>213445685
The effects for the movie were great, since this was the last one Stan Winston worked on.

>>213445155 (OP)
You need to have a very high IQ to appreciate Jurassic Park 3

>>213445819
Wow congrats, one of you actually tried for once.
Too bad half of them are non criticisms for the sake of padding out your argument.
>a kid watched Barney this movie is SHIT!
>a sheltered suburbanite mom is acting like a sheltered suburbanite a mom what the FUCK?!?!
>oh my GOD Spino broke through a section of dilapidated fence that already had a hole in it but can't break through a thickly reinforced metal door that's close too the ground AAAAAAHH MY BRAIN HURTS
>they ruined my ship that was never actually a thing wait till Tumblr hears about this!!!

>>213445926
Considering it was JP3 and not TLW that killed the franchise for 14 years, and that TLW reviewed better than JP3, and that TLW made double JP3's gross, you really don't want to play the contrarian card here

>>213445819
Fucking chao theory bro

>>213446031
I mean, I wouldn't want to watch JP3 after TLW shit the bed in the first place.

>Kirby paint and tile plus

>>213446031
>RT

>>213445155 (OP)
People used to have taste and standards before capeshit took over

>>213446078
Don't worry you're not alone, people who watched JP3 realized they didn't want to watch JP3 as well

>>213446031
Holy shit... JP3 contrarian cucks on suicide watch!

>>213446098

>>213445155 (OP)
I was 9 when I saw it in the theater, and didn't think it was a pile of shit but thought it was definitely a big step down from the first two

>>213445819
>The movie ends with Dr. Grant talking to raptors using a bone flute
Y'know, why choose to complain about something that was setup for in the plot? Beginning of the movie at the digsite has them find the resonance chamber and it makes the same sound.

>it's another thread of TLWfags having- no, NEEDING to aggressively convince everyone their movie isn't shit out of jealously for JPIII's recent resurgence in popularity
I kek.

>>213446256
I'll take Sam Neill's word over some TLWtroon any day of the year.

>>213446215
Setting up something retarded only makes it slightly less retarded
If they set up Dr. Grant having IBS in the intro and ended the movie with him diarrheaing in front of the raptors to scare them away it still wouldn't have been good

>>213446256
>>213446293
>Screen Rant
>2022

>>213446256
i see no such surge in popularity

>>213446256
>Alan himself is a JP3chad
Says it all, doesn't it?

JPIIIbros, vindication is coming.

>>213445967

>>213445795
So that's a yes then?

>>213446512
>Forgotten for 24 years
>Spino finally comes back but his design is retconned and hes a cuck to a bigger dino
It's over.

>>213446512
It already came and then some. Spinosaurus only ever got as popular as T. rex because of 3.

>>213446512
We were already vindicated when they made four more shitty movies and Rexcucks ate it up

>>213446256
>I had a really good time making it
He fucked Tea Leoni in between takes, didn't he?

>>213445685
Lol its a hybrid soldier from the rejected jurassic world script

I was in middle school when this shit hit, i liked it the trailer was cool

>>213445967
>>213446627

>build up the giant bird cage of pterodactyls
>have them limp around like yoda

Fuck that, for as shit as World is at least their pterodactyl attack had them swoop down like stukas on London and pick people off from the fucking sky

>>213448077
>pterodactyl

>>213445155 (OP)
I was there.
It was pretty bad.

People actually kinda liked Lost World and the hype for 3 was intense since sam niel was coming back and it was the most fissapoi ting peice of shit until Matrix 3

>>213448173
I was also there.
Nobody really thought it was outright bad, just the midwit normalfags that only cared about T. rex and the mega autists online that also only cared about T. rex.
People thought it was fun and scary which is what you want from a JP movie.

>>213448173
It was literally just T-Rex normalfags that didn't like seeing the icon of the franchise having its neck broken. It's weird looking back now.

>>213448173
TLW had huge hype at the time because it was a straight up follow up from the first and of course it had Goldblum and dino hype still had legs. By the time JP3 came out years later it was a sad fizzle to the trilogy. Plus Sam Neill is no where near as charismatic.

>>213445155 (OP)
>zoom zoom retards think this hunk of shit is good because, it is relative to the utter hunks of shit they are forced to watch

>>213448728
This is implying Goldblum was charismatic in TLW which is just wrong.

>>213448295
>just the midwit normalfags that only cared about T. rex and the mega autists online that also only cared about T. rex.

Thats like 60% of the audience already

>>213448774
You weren't even alive at the time lil bro

>>213449078
Being alive is a requirement to know TLW is shit.

There was nothing wrong with this.

>UH, ERM, ACK-TUALLY THE T. REX'S BITE FORCE-
Was never established in the films.
It's never shown to kill anything in one bite, either.

>>213445178
fpbp

>>213445178
FPWP
>>213445190
SPBP

>>213445190
sippy bippy

JP3 is literally a movie about cuckoldry.
Remember how the previous films' themes was life finding a way/survival, etc.? Well in 3 the theme was cuckolding.
>William H. Macey is a cuck (entire plot is him saving his son from his wife's fuckbuddy)
>Grant is a cuck (his arc from the original JP forgotten and he's a bitter asshole who inexplicably hates kids again and he has to hang out with Laura Dern's new husband and kid)
>Grant cockblocks/cucks Billy
>mercinaries cucked and jobbed without doing anything
>t-rex cucked
>raptors are all cucks with a female alpha
Even the spino gets cucked. No climax to the movie or anything, William H. Macy scares it off with a flare gun.... and last but not least, the biggest cucks of all: the audience.

>>213445155 (OP)
Is this the one where they fight the terrordactyles in the caged walkway?

>>213450766
>entire plot is him saving his son from his wife's fuckbuddy
>his arc from the original JP forgotten and he's a bitter asshole who inexplicably hates kids again
>Grant cockblocks/cucks Billy
>raptors are all cucks
>William H. Macy scares it off with a flare gun

None of these things happen.

Oh yeah and this is the one where the main character is there because he was retardedly mistaken for the previous main character???

>in 1998 this was considered a soulless attempt at lazily cashing in on recognizable IP

>>213450766
So this explains why contrarian spinofags are so obsessed with JP3

>>213446215
Because they could have set up anything else. Duh. It’s called writing

>>213445155 (OP)
The only good one next to the original. Spinosaur is kino

>>213446027
Yeah it’s corny. The first movie was perfect. This one had a mere few good scenes. Get it?

>>213450766
It’s about adoption okay

>>213450964
That's not a good parameter for judgement at all. No sequel was ever gonna live up to the first.

>>213451013
Yeah and not all of us are stuck watching VHS of Jurassic Park III, and some of us who were learned to put that shit away and watch Jurassic Park 1 or anything else. What the fuck man are you even an audience member or just some writer-analyst who doesn’t really care about the experience?

>>213451113
Why is this ESL crashing out at me for liking JPIII?

>>213451132
There's only one ESL here and its the obsessed seething JP3 autist

>>213451235
Agreed, the autist seething about JPIII is indeed a third worlder.

>>213445155 (OP)
It was ALWAYS better than Lost World.

>>213445589
So you're saying JWR is too long?

>>213450836
That movie sucked.

>>213445155 (OP)
2 years later usurped by Terminator 3

I'm watching Rebirth as we speak. I'm 45 minutes in and every single character is completely unlikable.

>>213450766
It's a movie for /gif/posters

>>213452523
Sounds like you go there often.

>>213452557
I specifically don't anymore because of the cuckposters .

>>213445155 (OP)
SPINO RAPED TI REX. T REX RAPED BY THE ALMIGHTY SPINO

TRETARDADUS SOIBOYS BTFO

>>213452980
T. rex was raped in the sweltering hot Summer of 01.

>>213451361
No I'm saying JP3 should have been an "epic finale" to the original trilogy. They should have made it at least 120 minutes, not 84 minutes like the length of some low-budget indie flick.

>>213445178
No, it wasn't

>>213453386
Kino

>>213445664
>>213453386
Why does this look more fake the more you look at it? lmao

>>213453961
>fake things look fake when repeatedly watched
Holy shit anon youre a smart cookie

>>213453961
Bad practical effects age terribly

>>213449857
Spino Derangement Syndrome is real and this scene broke a lot of weak-minded induvials.

>>213453961
The leaner build and long arms make the stiffness stand out more to the point where it doesn't even hit theme park level animatronic and instead goes down to "Cheap animatronic dinosaur from those touring exhibits that go to zoos or random fairgrounds"

>>213445190
spbp

>>213445685
SOVL