You now remember Hall and Oats...

>>213450564 (OP)
you make my sandwich come true

>>213450564 (OP)
There was a brief period of my life where I unironically, truly believed these two quirk chungus archetypes were the most beautiful women on earth.

>>213450700
to be honest at least quirk chungus women “did” things like played guitars or collected records or drew comics unlike the modern woman who….takes photos of herself?

AND LIKE CAN LEAD TO LIKE LIKE
AND LIKE LIKE CAN LEAD TO LOOOOOOOVE

>>213450564 (OP)
That's...not Hall and Oates

>>213450820
>>213450700
>>213450564 (OP)
both these bitches have nude scenes

>>213450564 (OP)
How important was Oates anyway? Did he write any of their hits or was it really just the Darryl Hall show?

No, I don't. I don't know why they're famous. I don't care, honestly. All I'm really staring at from this image are bare legs and the women's faces. I'm trying to determine whether they are attractive enough for me to spend my time leaning about what they're talking about. I hate to think in that way. But I do. They're "comedians" but women aren't funny. I like the big eyes of the one on the right.

>>213450564 (OP)
Flight of the Concords was already for women, they didn't need this too.

>>213450848
but they are rich girls XD

>>213450848
hall grew his hair out and oates shaved his mustache

>>213450820
>at least quirk chungus women “did” things
Basing your personality around the consumption of music isn't a "thing" to be proud of.

>>213450564 (OP)
I'd love to go see them live with a live hand grenade in my dad's coat jacket pocket

>>213450856
Daryl wrote more of the hits but John wrote plenty and they collaborated on alot of their big songs. I think Oates is a superior guitar player.

>>213450564 (OP)
Oh hey it's Velma and friend

>>213450848
you're right it's Simon and Garfunkle

>>213450700

The Italian one is my ideal type. That's my dream girl.

>>213450564 (OP)
>guitar comics
God I’m glad this genre of stand-up died, so unfunny

>>213450872
Right has great tits too>>213450564 (OP)

>>213450880
Rich bitch girls

>>213450564 (OP)
I like them separately in things but their guitar duo act was lame

>>213450956
I remember Demetri Martin being pretty funny in the 00s, but admittedly I haven't watched/listened to him in 15 years

>>213450564 (OP)
Kate Micucci has incredible nudes

>>213450700
Kate is tho. Quirk chungus girls are wholesome wife material

>>213451028
He used a guitar sometimes but didn’t sing, he used it the same way Zach used to play piano to accompany his one liner non-sequitur style standup so not really what I was talking about (the whole LE funny songs as stand up comedy)

i only know them from that youtube show norm macdonald crashed and burned

>>213450564 (OP)
SO FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOCE JESUS!

Admit I still sing this song when I’m cleaning the house

>>213450700
I assume you were quite socially isolated.

>>213450578
what I want you got
but it might be hard to handle
but like the flame burns the candle
the candle feeds me a sandwich
(ooh yeah)

>>213450564 (OP)
Out of touch is an absolute banger!

>>213450956
Same. Hated these guys and Steven Lunch. Cornball shit.

>>213451911
Stephen Lynch*

>>213450564 (OP)
As if I could forget them lulz.
https://youtu.be/x4ZIAg5afec

>>213450564 (OP)
both those phenotypes are the kind of girls that LOVE being raped. just saying...

>>213450901
no but it's definitely better than basing it around Funkos or tranime

>>213451003
Natasha legerro is hot and hilarious on who charted? Podcast. This show is a expansion on her high society dirtbag persona she created during stand up.

I'm 30 and I've never played an instrument
I always thought the ukelele was a meme instrument but literally everyone who plays music says it's the easiest to learn with 0 experience

>>213452008
all girls love being raped THOUGH?

>>213452149
All instruments are a meme, unless you're a literal Mozart tier virtuoso playing an instrument is loud attention whore shit

>>213450564 (OP)
Kate Micucci is a pretty good Velma

>>213450856
It seems like with each album he got his own song, this one's my favorite.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IBYiz-KDNeg

>>213451003
I thought this was drunk history at first, and I was going to say my favorite parts were the cuts to the comedians being drunk. I need to get drunk.

>>213452149
get an electric guitar and rock the fuck out dude its fun

>>213452149
Ukelele is the "developmentally disabled" member of the string family. Chords are extremely simple (to the point where you can just memorize songs without having any idea what you're doing) and it lends itself to cutesy singer-songwriter stuff.
That said, just get decent with an acoustic guitar and you'll be able to adapt to any other strings pretty easily.

>>213452280
>Kate Micucci
don't mind if I do

>>213450872
All human female eyes have the same size eyes.

>>213450564 (OP)
Hold still. You’re about to become both hall AND oats

>ain’t no one gonna get that.

You're out of touch you're out of time

>>213452047
>my slop consumption habits are better than your slop consumption

>>213450564 (OP)
I'll admit I was totally wrong thinking the blonde had to be the hotter one naked then they both were & was i presently surprised

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>>213451934
>Stephen Lynch
lol thats who i had in my but i couldnt remember his name i remember his comedy central presents being played all the time when i was in high school and i heard all those songs on there so much it drove me nuts