KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

I'm going to.

>...what?
YES

to this day there are still people here who think this was scripted
>yeah bro just ruin your reputation forever on live tv for a laugh or whatever

>>213450939 (OP)
KEEP THAT THONG OUT YO BUSSY

>>213450939 (OP)
If you get access to the unedited Bakersfield footage, what Smith actually says is "Keep my wife's HAIR the fuck out your mouth! You might catch alopecia!" He then calmly strides on stage and wipes an errand tuft of Jada's sheddings from his good friend Chris Rock's ample lips. What you saw was sped up and carefully edited to decieve you.

Would you assault someone irl for comparing your wife to GI Jane? I would. No one talks shit about my imaginary wife

Looking back on it, was this really unplanned and just a rare moment of a celebrity snapping without any intervention? I remember so many conspiracies being made about how this was supposedly an attempt to boost the Oscars' ratings, but it's too awkward to feel planned at all.

>This happened ten years ago

How time flies

>>213450996
Things can be staged in a way that doesn't appear beneficial to the average cretin such as yourself

>>213451073
>was this really unplanned and just a rare moment of a celebrity snapping without any intervention?
Yes, and Will Smith was under a lot of pressure during that time with people making fun of him calling him a cuck, probably made him snap

>>213451152
He was also outed by several ex employees as a guy who likes getting bent over a couch and having his asshole murdered by black guys I never heard of.

>>213451073
I think the biggest evidence it was unplanned is how different their reactions were to the joke. Will was laughing, Jada rolled her eyes and looked mad.
It also made Will look like even more of a bitch for doing it on her behalf.

The Family Guy spoof made me laugh really hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0hNE2KigLU

>>213450996
>he still thinks humiliation rituals aren't real

>>213451073
I’ll give you a tip anon: only one of the three people involved can act. I’ll let you figure that out

That was an incredible tv moment. A cuck's ego got badly bruised because comedian made fun of his wife's bald head. The publicity over the episode caused Will's wife to seek time to heal, by having sex with another man. Literal clown Hollyweird shit.

>>213450939 (OP)
It's KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT *YO* FUCKING MOUTH, sir. Respect the vernacular.

>>213451350
lmfao

oh he mad

>>213452178
>This kills the spider

>>213452178
What the fuck is this shit?

>>213450996
Bro he had a patch on his cheek

>>213450939 (OP)
Bald bitch

>>213450939 (OP)
i'd pay $100 to call him niggerfaggot to his face

>>213451025
AH CAN HEAR YO BUSSY WHISTLIN DUDE

>>213450939 (OP)
AS SHE KEKS THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF ME WITH MY SONS FRIENDS

>>213452672
idk it looks cruel tho, on a happier note, if you put a fly in the freezer for a short time it will go to sleep, when it's asleep you can tie a thread around it's neck, when it warms up a bit it wakes up and starts flying around, and i mean around and around because you're holding the other end of the thread, you can even take it for a walk, you and your pet fly buzzing around in circles on a thread leash, people you meet along the way will remark upon it, great conversation starter, good way to meet new friends

I genuinely admire Chris Rock for not responding with any of the endless possible jokes about Will being a cuckold laughingstock, his children being weird faggots, and his wife being a genuine lunatic who's obsessed with a zesty nigga who's been dead for decades.
You know he had something cued up.

>>213453296
I think he was most likely shocked that such a thing happened, imagine getting slapped and yelled at by some A list celebrity actor in the most prestigious hollywood award show

>>213453407
You just know that he wanted to make a Quincy Jones joke but he saw the flashing nigger moment sign in his mind.

Any le based oldfags here remember all the organic threads that were made here! It filled the catalog for weeks! So based!!! WE R LEJUN XDDD

>>213450996
For some people it's easier to believe that the random, chaotic and unpredictable nature of moments like this and indeed of life in general is all part of some unimaginably complex yet perfectly coordinated worldwide conspiracy where shadowy figures of immense power are pulling all the strings behind the curtain. Nothing ever happens by chance, it's all pre-planned beforehand and the sequence of events plays out entirely as was always expected. Everything is firmly under control. Always.

And it's not because these people think they're smarter than everyone else or that they are the chosen few who can see through the Matrix or anything like that. It's just that seeing ife for what it is - random chaos - and the complete lack of routine or patterns or predictability that involves... well its just too terrifying to contemplate. So they go with the "everything's a conspiracy, everything's always under control" idea instead because it's just comfier. And being comfy is nice. Probably a lot nicer than being right.

I'll show myself out.

>>213453560
Ummm eat my shit, faggot

>I LIKE PRETTY GIRLS

ok but why this song lowkey slap tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE

>>213450996
literally came here to say it's scripted
he was probably exiled for some dumb reason that doesn't mean anything to us, and this was his way of having to do so
think of it as the kosher version of the pinky slicing Yakuza thing

>>213450939 (OP)
why did his wife make him do it?

>>213453738
based duck

>>213450996
>yeah bro just ruin your reputation forever on live tv for a laugh or whatever

they still gave him the oscar for best actor that night
it wasn't for nothing, he got his oscar, he'll do some slop for a few years and then come back

>>213453738
projection
naked skits like this have to hand-waved away precisely because that level of manipulation at that petty of a scale terrifies you

Get my bussy out yo thong playa!

>>213450996
>>yeah bro just ruin your reputation forever on live tv for a laugh or whatever
he only ruined his reputation with wypipo
us black folk still love him

>>213452178
>>213452672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rp4V3Sj5jE&t=611s

>>213450939 (OP)
Dude will was straight BIZZAAAARRR for saying this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMiggDO70No

RAHHH RAHHH THIS THE BOUNCE BACK
WATCH WILL Y'ALL, THIS IS THE BOUNCE BACK

why can't they just behave in public

>>213450996
Ruin?
Everyone is still talking about it.

>>213453738
Humans have had millennia to understand their surroundings. It's retarded to assume the elites haven't mastered shaping the material world to their will. Maybe there's chaos on a micro level.

>>213453560
dumb question, but what would be the oldfag oscar moment?
2003 best director would make sense but
https://youtu.be/PXnNOBj26lk?t=48
happened before /tv/?

Whos laughing now Will?

>>213451048

>>213454128
>we're talking about my wife's honor here, MY honor!
He should have just had Rock killed, desu.

I still like will smith

>>213454128
it's weird because he has always held himself very well. his marriage and something must be bad behind the scenes.

>Will, your wife is a bald headed whore who cucks you publicly and your son is a tranny. Who' laughing now

>>213451073
Planned or not it led nowhere. Not like anyone ever thought the fucking Oscars were gonna become the WWE with celebrities crashing out and chokeslamming each other. So it's doubtful anyone cares more than they did before.
And it led to other gossip about Will Smith like his being a cuck and a faggot. So I don't see his incentive to continue shredding apart his career as part of this "plan".

>>213454090
I get that it's a fucking cockroach but this is demonic.

>>213453798
Is it meant to be a joke that they hired girls ranging from plain to straight up ugly and made them dress up in the ugliest outfits and makeup they could find?

>>213453296
>Chris Rock for not responding with any of the endless possible jokes about Will being a cuckold laughingstock, his children being weird faggots, and his wife being a genuine lunatic who's obsessed with a zesty nigga who's been dead for decades.
I think deep down he knew the entire internet would come down on Will anyway and that's what happened. It does help that he's in comedy, too. There were no shortage of comedians dunking on Will's weak cuck behavior.

>>213454178
No more hugs, Will.

You know Jada would ride a white boy like a demon

>>213450939 (OP)
>KEEP YOUR YOUNG COCK IN MY WIFES MOUTH

>>213454069
My white co worker loves will smith and thought it was staged. I basically told her she was delusional to believe that. Oh, AS A BLACK PERSON BTW. Faggot

>>213454554
Jada Stevens only fucks bbcs

>keep my wife's name out your mouth
>but by all means, please
>keep fucking her in front of me
Does will smith really?

>>213454554
Other way around. She exclusively goes after the niggest of them. Will was too lightskinned for her. Yes this is a real thing in the world of african americans. Their women will try their absolute damnest to look white (or become monstrosities who denounce european beauties if they can't) but then hate on their men if they arent black enough.

>>213450939 (OP)
Time to keep it somewhere else then

>>213454253
Will smith because his kids are 100 percent black and will continue thier black line.... Carlton on the other is the last of his bloodline . BLEACHED

>>213455314
I don't think this zesty nigga is having any kids.

>>213455409
Male pregnancy medical breakthrough in 20 years easily

>>213451152
And that hasn't stopped either. He still gets made fun of. He should have divorced her and she should not have been there with him. No joke made in her direction. Wins this on his own.

>>213455314
>100 percent black
african americans are 75% black at most, the other 25% is irish, from when the black slaves raped all the irish indentured servant girls

>>213450996
He ruined it long before that.

>>213455314
>Will smith because his kids are 100 percent black

retard

>>213450939 (OP)
KEEB MUH WIFE NAMES OUTCHO FUGGING MOUF

>>213451350
Chris is the worst and most annoying character next to the giant chicken and Cleveland The Black.

>>213455409
He is very rich, he just pays some women to have his children like Elon.

>>213454472
YOU OWE ME

>>213453738
Based retard

>>213451079
Faggot. Don't scare me like that, I actually believed that for a moment.

KEEP MY WIFE'S (PUSSY) IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

>>213450996
>Never heard of a kayfabe
>Never heard of a heel turn

>>213453738
see: >>213456881
It's baffling that basic wrestling serial structure flies miles over your heads. Jesus Christ.

>>213453407
>the most prestigious
Lol

>>213453407
But this didn't happen at Cannes

>>213450939 (OP)
Jada Pinkett Smith hippo so sexy I am gonna cum huge load

the uncensored clip

Chris Rock getting that slap was decades overdue. Mouthy little prick.

>>213457517
>Christ Cock weighs 10lbs

I'm mad he's still making movies and music

hope everything fails

an underrated part of the clip is how he calls him "richard", as if will is gonna come up and do an improv promo for the movie lol

>>213450939 (OP)
>laughs at the joke
>looks over to his wife and sees she's not happy
>feels pressured to the defend his wife with an exaggerated response
>ruins his reputation forever
>this is all on top of being cucked by his wife when she bragged about cheating on him
kek Jada ruined this poor nigga's life

>>213454069
black people never hold their own people accountable, then wonder why all the negative stereotypes exist

>>213457517
needs gmod sfx

>>213450939 (OP)
>Sit there and take it like a cuck
>Step up and something also like a cuck

Why the fuck did they do it to him bros?
They could have literally wrote a joke about anyone else.

cuck smith

>>213453738
Missing the forest for the trees: the post.

>>213450996
>ruin your reputation forever
he won best actor like 20 mins later

>>213450939 (OP)
Imagine ruining your career for a woman that cheated on you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGaMvVDdIRg&t=23s
What does Bradley Cooper say to him here and who is the guy he ignored to speak to Will?

>>213450939 (OP)
Make me you faggot nigger.

>>213455409
Literal walking AIDS.

>>213458983
Whoa you said the f and n word damn you're so cool how do I become as cool as you?

>>213450939 (OP)
It's so funny how the entire Oscars show was about "black empowerment" and "uplifting black voices" (as if they aren't loud enough already) and the most genuine show of black culture was one gay nigger getting mad at another gay nigger for a perceived slight and slapping him like a total fucking fairy. Literally ALL black men are homosexuals

>>213454429
nah it just means that they aren't willing to spend good money on will smith's content production.

>>213450996
You're like a wrestling mark. jesus christ.

>>213454253
carlton won. willennium has been cancelled.

>>213459971
The ones in America certainly are. They created the whole culture of bumming guys in prison isn't gay because... Bro there ain't no women there.

>>213453738

>>213453738
Intriguing post
Inclined to believe there's truth to it since you farmed a moderately respectable number of mildly annoyed to outright seething replies
>>213453993
>>213454171
>>213456641
>>213456909
For these anons (or one anon angry enough to reply five times) you hit a nerve, probably the same anons dumb enough to ever believe this obvious meltdown was somehow staged
Yep that Will Smith is quite the mastermind, he meticulously planned the complete and total annihilation of his wildly successful career perfectly, us sheeple would never suspect a thing
Anyway not bad for a duck

KEEP FUCKING MY WIFE'S MOUTH

>>213450939 (OP)
Can't that bald bitch pick up her vibranium spear and fight her own battles?

Chris shoulda sued. I imagine he's taken lots of shit just because its not hood to get legal on a nigga. Fuck that.

>>213453738

>>213450939 (OP)
KEEP YOUR WIFE'S PUSSY OUT OF MINE

>>213460122
>Carlton gets a cute tradwife that he can goof around with and fuck a mulatto into every few years
>Will gets a bald schizo ex-groupie that gives birth to other schizos, demands an "open" relationship so she can fuck their son's friend and repeatedly humiliates him on national television
Also, Fifty did nothing wrong.

>>213450996
You know it wasn't scripted because both Will and Chris can act out a punch much better than that awkward shit they pulled. That was a totally real spat between two people who have never been in a real fight.

>>213461526
I used to love Jada back in the Demon Knight days.

>>213461526
fofty please

>>213452943
I've met three gfs this way. Trust this anon.

>>213452943
SO FVKN ZAZED

>>213452943
my buddy and I used to freeze japanese beetles in trays of water and unthaw them to see how many would survive. it was usually around 10%

>>213453993
A guy slapped another guy on tv. You don't have to worry about it that much. There's really no psychological damage or demoralization happening, there's no big downfall or loss for the people who pay even a lot of attention to it, I mean really what would the conspiracy be?
I mean we're pretty much at the level of 'those fire hydrants being yellow? its to distract us and terrify you that there's no control in fire hydrant colors', the connection just isn't there

>>213454171
>the elites have everything figured out
Its a more bootlicker belief than you think

>>213454253
He actually has a cute family, less annoying looking than the one Will has

>>213450996
I kinda find hilarious the "scripted" attempts at everything. Sure buddy, hollywood celebrities are the most rational, totally in control of their emotions, completely clean of any sort of drug, super mature adults and would never do something like that unless it's staged.

>>213460704
Good goy

>>213453738
both things can be true you stupid duckfuck.

americans and their retarded two party WWE bullshit has rotted their brains so much so that every single thing has to be binary. it's either everything is 10d chess or that conspiracies can't possibly even exist, not even your local restaurant committing tax fraud.

nice strawman but you are not any smarter, you are just a retard on the other aisle.

>>213450939 (OP)
Will's problem is that he is trying to be a good father and family man, a role model for black men.
But he can't, because he married a black woman.

>>213453738
Well done, you really triggered the schizos.

>>213453738
Based. If Satan didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

>>213450939 (OP)
So how good is AI these days at creating videos with will Smith gorging on spaghetti?

>>213464949
he's not saying conspiracies don't exist retard
he's saying there's no grand unifying conspiracy that's the cause of every seemingly major bad thing in the world, but alot of people find that thought conforting because it brings order to chaos
but it was funny of you to out yourself as a brainlet all the same kek

>>213450939 (OP)
GET YOUR PENIS IN MY WIFE'S FUCKING MOUTH!

>>213453738
No no NO! It's all an intricate web of conspiracy and I'm the only one smart enough to figure it out! ME!

I'm an action staaaaaaaaaaaaar
but sometimes I act Bizaaaaaaaaaaaaare

Will Smith performed in Belgium the day before yesterday. It was in the papers. Asking fee is 1 million dollars and only 8500 showed up. Journalist said the gig was good. He took out his Oscar on stage and waved it around. Said something along the lines of:" I've been ashamed of this for three years, but know I finally feel I can take it out again. I wanna tank mah fans and some other stuff. Here we can see Will Smith waving the Oscar he won.

>>213454554
100% guaranteed. But would Will just sit by and allow it?

>>213450939 (OP)
So funny that the previous Oscar’s controversy was the Oscars so white thing and now following that you have niggas yelling at each other and fighting

>>213458095
Will ALMOST got it right. If he just continued to laugh hard at Chris's jokes while Jada sat there and seethed then he could have won back a bit of his masculinity and respect from the public.

Will Smith is pretty much a Minstrel show actor, don't you think? I mean for all the talk about Idris, that's a guy who really isn't constantly playing up being some goofy kid-friendly cartoon black dude. I mean Will is really up there for being a pick-me black for an industry that doesn't know how not to make a fool out of people, don't you think?

>>213453738
but…the jews…

>>213466814
>>213458095
Yeah he needed to tank it for her sake and act like he's going to calm her down later. If she wants to stomp out, he could follow her, that'd be fine
And there's no fucking way Jada liked that he slapped Chris, I'm sure they had a massive fight and she turned around and blamed him for making everything worse

>>213451350
>>213451973
You got a be 18 lil bros

>>213460704
>my strawman is what people believe just trust me
nah and you lied when you said you were leaving

>>213457517

>>213466196
so he made a strawman wow
>>213466287
strawman
>>213466887
strawman

>>213450939 (OP)
he got his ass fucked

>>213454090
What in the goddamn

>>213450939 (OP)
>white knighting for a woman who publicly cucked you

Mental illness

I watched MIB the other day. 90 minutes of nonstop kino. It's honestly sad how much he's fallen off.

>Bad Boys
>Independence Day
>MIB
>Enemy of the State
>Wild Wild West
>Legend of Bagger Vance (lol)
>Ali
>MIB 2
>Bad Boys 2
>I Robot
>Hitch
>Pursuit of Happyness
>I Am Legend

After that it's all slop and bad attempts at "serious" roles.

>>213450939 (OP)
If Chris Rock was a truly great comedian he would've taken the opportunity to say something along the lines of "Wow, I guess the only thing that Will Smith's marriage isn't open to is humour"

What a hack

>>213450939 (OP)
>I like pretty girls.
>Married to a bald sheboon.
>Gets fucked in the ass by men.
What did he mean by this?

>>213454253
The eldest daughter won the genetic lottery, 10/10 would fuck hard. The sons, on the other hand, are future incel mass shooters.

>>213450996
yeah who would believe these actors would be acting???

>>213468612
That would require wit and he's just a catty old bitch. I mean GI Jane 2? Who the fuck even remembers that boomer shit. He should have said Despicable Me 5.

>>213452672
Spider's locomotion is basically organic hydraulics, that's why their legs curl up when they die. If you took a dead spider (that didn't have it's exoskeleton breached from being squished, as they suggest freezing it to death), you could puncture and glue a blunt needle tip and manually actuate its limbs with the pressure from a syringe.

>>213454253
>not only does Carlton host America's Funniest Home Videos, he's now hosted it longer than Bob Saget did
fuck i'm old

>>213450939 (OP)
>AWWWW SHEEEIIITTT BRAP BRAP
>AYY AYY HOL UP KEEP FUCKIN ME WOIFE'S MOUTH BREH
Here's your civilised Oreo, bro.

>>213451073
It's not like the Oscars have a track record of intentionally staging awkward events for more ratings. No sir, we haven't ever seen that before.

>>213470530
I had no idea that was still a thing.
I thought youtube had killed it.

>>213457217
least disturbing post in this thread somehow

>>213470580
I spent a few months last year back home taking care of my aging parents. Network tv and cable are an absolute wasteland of content that only exists for people who don't use the internet. 18 hour reality TV marathons, 90s sitcom reruns, and really weird boomerslop shows about volunteer firefighter FBI agents or something.

>>213470544
That bald faggot was fucking pissed at poor old Warren Beatty

>>213453738
>everything's always under control
It literally is, everything has been completely fake and utterly gay since at least the VIIth century.

>>213450939 (OP)
This was literally the turning point where companies like Meta started allowing racism on Instagram.

>blackest Oscars ever
>first assault at the Oscars.

>>213470785
They call it legacy media for a reason. It's actually weird to see something that was a cornerstone of culture when I was growing up shrivel so quickly.
I mean, look at this shit. https://www.mtv.com/tv-schedule/mtv

>>213450939 (OP)
He said "outcho" not "out of your"

>>213472694
His wife's name is Outcho?

>>213472733
Yes.

>>213450996
>>213453738
>>213467161

>>213454253
His daughter looks like Hilary

>>213453798
>i-i'm not a homosexual cuckold, i-i swear
What the fuck happened to this guy?

>>213473218
We're all being forced to participate in his humiliation fetish

>>213453798
why didn't they get pretty girls for the video?

>>213473255
Jada would have gotten jealous

>>213470616
I'm going to make a Jada Pinkett Smith hippo cum tribute.

>>213462538
you're framing it as it was entirely meant for us, and not a punishment to him of some kind, as said here >>213453850

>>213450996
It was scripted.
The intent was to make Will Smith look strong and masculine by protecting the honor of his wife. And the become the hot talked about event of the night.
But it didn't work because everyone knows that Will Smith is a flamboyant homosexual and a cuckold

>ver.ification not required

>>213473549
People could tell that it came from a place of insecurity rather than actual strength. Also I thought it was funny how most people felt sorry for him due to the whole Jada being a whore thing

>>213457517
>Chris, man, I am not a KILLER

>>213460170
It's not gay if you say "no homo" and the balls don't touch.
Testicular contact between two men is the gayest shit imaginable (being the bottom comes first obviously, eating pussy is close second).

>>213453738
Fucking retard he literally was smiling after the slap. This shit was literally scripted, just like will Smith had to film pretty girls mv. Everything is fake you fucking retard

>>213454253
Carlton won

>>213450939 (OP)
I like when she's looking at him and nudging him like you better do something or you're never going to hear the end of it and he's frustrated at being married to her, not out of anger or defense of her "honor" towards Chris, he knows she's a bald headed bitch and he could have done better

>>213454253
This is White Genocide and should be illegal.

>>213474185
Can you make me a sandwich, G?

>>213450939 (OP)
> huh?

>>213450939 (OP)
>KEEP MY WIFE'S MOUTH AROUND YA FUCKIN DICK
Literally what did he mean by this?

>>213450939 (OP)
>KEEP YOUR WIFE'S NAME OUT OF FUCKING MY MOUTH

>>213458038
> cuck ptsd images flash in his head
> K... keep my cock out of my wife's mouth!

>>213450996
he won an oscar later that night

>>213453798
i personally like this method

i think the only difference from a shitty artist and a good artist is efficiency. a good artist will knock it out 8 times out of 10. a shitty one knocks it out 1 time out of 100.

if you're a shit artist the solution is just to put out 10,000 things, and at least one of them will be alright. if will keeps shitting out songs, i guarantee at least one will have a hook someone likes and will enjoy.

>>213475418
Carlton is whiter than his wife

i dont care about jada but willow smith is a certified cutie

>>213476558
Congratz you are gay

>>213450996
you have no idea how easy it is for jews to convince the goyim to do things that will ruin their lives, Will Smith probably got told that doing that would save his downhill career

>>213450939 (OP)
KEEP MY WIFE’S BBC OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

>>213454253
lil nigga in the middle based as all hell

>>213450939 (OP)
KEEP
FUCKING
MY WIFE'S
MOUTH

>>213462086

>>213462256
>unthaw

And what exactly would that mean?

retard

>>213450996
It was definitely scripted, and his reputation wasn't hurt even slightly. Nobody cared. People barely know who the guy he slapped was.

>>213470497
fuck off, zoomer

>>213470447
Maybe if they weren't wealthy and have cool parents. I guess you're basing this entirely on looks.
They'll grow out of looking weird. Asynchrony goes away.

>>213470785
I hate the internet. I've learned to love PBS and TCM. And CSpan.

>>213472362
You're a conspiratard dunderhead. Of course you believe that shit. It's easier for you to swallow.

The duck was right. Goddamn I hate sharing this forum with ignorant schizos. It's not cute or funny in a Dale Gribble way either. It's angry and suspicious and hateful. At least I know you're wrong.

>>213472688
It's always playing Ridiculousness when I flip through. Which is basically just a retard presenting internet clips to retards. Even DUMBER than America's funniest videos.

Stop being a pedo weeb, why don't you?

>>213472954
Yes. Only the jewish people aren't conspiratard faggots. If you're white and proud, you believe insane puppetmaster shit. Otherwise you're one of THEM.
lol

>>213473516
The very idea of someone agreeing to do something planned in order to "humiliate" themselves on a national level is utterly ridiculous. It doesn't make any sense.

Do you really envision meetings where the powerful 'illuminati' or whatever sit Will Smith and Chris Rock down and tell them that for their master plan to keep working they're going to need to create a majorly awkward event?

I'd love to read more on this fascinating lunacy if you're willing to type it out. I want to learn how your brain creates these weird ideas and how intricate they are.
Or is there just some starter kit you can link me to that explains Conspiracy 101?

>>213474147
He was still hosting the show. What else would he do but smile? The show must go on.
How does YOUR brain work? Where did you get the idea everything is "fake"?

Damn, I wish I could line you people up and physically BEAT some sense into you.
You should go back to /x/ and make more flat earth threads, nutbag.

>>213476367
And he would not have been voted for if the academy knew he was a hothead.

>>213476558
Gross. It'd be like fucking Will.

>>213476773
>jews convince goyim

You have derailed.

>>213450939 (OP)
>KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUTCHO FUCKING MOUF AND KEEP YOUR COCK IN HERS
What did he mean by this?

>>213477177
kek, you must be new to the world.

>>213450939 (OP)
Keep all the white cock out of yours

>>213450939 (OP)
Will found himself in one of the rarest positions possible after the red table talk. He had such overwhelming public sympathy he could have most likely gotten away with slapping Jada on live television before filing for divorce and wouldn't have lost any public support. then he must have remembered he's black so he slapped someone over a mild joke and thoroughly destroyed all sympathy.

>>213453407
Part and parcel, innit?

>>213459971
Stop noticing, it's antisemitic.

>>213477796
> KEEP MY NAME OUT OF MY DAUGHTERS BODY

>>213450939 (OP)
>can hear him clear as day
>chris braces and ducks with the slap, no contact made
>walks back to his seat and stays the rest of the show no security no nothing
>show carries on like nothing happened
Staged, no one watches this bullshit anymore so they need big drama to justify their preening and posturing

>>213477558
100%