>bongo starts playing

for me, it's wild on E!

>>213455559 (OP)
The first time I ever saw this I felt the tingle in my weiner. I remember it getting wet and tingly. Didn't understand it. Didn't learn how to masturbate until years later.
But it corrupted me.

>>213455559 (OP)
>>213455574
brooke burke wasn't my introduction to asian women - i liked them even back in elementary school - but she definitely accelerated it

>>213455592
The first thing I ever masturbated to was the swimsuit part of Miss America and I remember laying back in bed and feeling like I was floating

The brunette on gif wearing a tiara during Mardi grass. Unknown hero, like the tianamen square guy standing in front of the tank.

>>213455619
When I was in elementary school the chink girl named Nan had popsicle sticks or something in her pants and that put me off yellow fever.

Biggest letdown since turning 18.

steel drums not bongo you dumb fuck

>>213455619
She's Asian?

I remember wanting to see tits so much despite not really knowing that much about sex and these commercials were such a tease.
Ofcourse I have never actually watched a girls gone wild closest was a youtube video talking about the wwe girls gone wild ppv and a joke review of the snoop dog one.

Weird to think this came from the banned from television dvds because the mardi gras tit flashing segments were popular which im trying to imagine some kid with a weirdo dad who has gore video tapes trying to jerk it to those segments without it cutting to whatever came after that might have been someone dieing.

>>213455900
check'em

>hear sound
>previous channel.

>>213456036
>tfw parent caught me jacking off to Real Sex

>>213455827
just looked it up. nah she's portuguese and french or something but i thought she was asian when i was 12. honest mistake. sometimes sex is more about imagination than reality.

>>213455976
I'd rather not though I know from a commercial of it on youtube someone gets hit by a train though those videos are dime a dozen these days from what I hear of the gore community

I would stay up past midnight or set an alarm to 4 am just so I could masturbate to these commercials. Crazy what a teenage boy will do for a crumb of sexual content. Also crazy to think that modern teenage boys have access to infinite, free hardcore pornography with thousands of different women that is easily accessible to them at any time of day. I wonder how I would have turned out growing up in a world like that. Even though internet porn existed my I was a teen very little was available or free.

>>213456267
he's saying check em because you had dubs, your post number ended in a double digit

>>213456298
Probably for the better I did not have 24/7 internet access in the days when you would download porn videos from file sharing sites like kazaa and could get some shit you would not want to see

>creep out of bed
>quietly sneak to the TV
>turn the tv on
>mash the volume down button
>NAKED WILD ON

>>213456388
Don't forget to have a generic network channel to jump back to when the PREV button is pressed

>>213456388
ANON
WHY THE HELL IS THE DAMN TV SET AT ZERO AGAIN

>>213455653
Oh dude she's gorgeous
matched only by the girl being force fed milk by the other girl in the meme

>>213456451
>Anon, your heart is racing. You should be in bed, what were you just doing?

>>213456267
>Check em
>I'd rather not
LMAO stay fucking Golden, /tv/

>>213456968
GO TO BED IM SICK

>think these videos were hot as a teenager
>remember them as an adult
>search for girls gone wild on pornhub
>it’s just regular porn
I think girls flashing their tits in public is so much hotter than just regular porn.

>>213456298
I had vhs tapes with the Britney spears Pepsi ad and anything else that catched my fancy on tv.

>>213456298
I used to fucking dumpster dive behind the porn store for empty VHS boxes and old magazines. I'd pore over the strip club ads in the local newspaper. When the public library got internet I'd go print out sex stories.

>>213456298
>girls gone wild ads
>phone sex ads
>those weird Fox prime time specials that were basically gooner bait like The Sexiest Commercials in the World or Raunchy Moments Caught on Tape
That was my trifecta of gooner material for a poorfag with no cable and pre-internet days

>>213457136
>VHS bootleg tapes of spankbait

The ancient times.

>>213457216
Mexican tv reached into the us and had music videos like Kylie minogue and tatu for me.

>>213455559 (OP)
was it a bongo for some reason im thinkin of steel drums

>>213456968
Were any of you guys caught jacking off as kids? Family members got really drunk at a party and said they remembered me jacking off a lot, though I remember thinking I was slick with my habits :(

>>213457337
I remember my mom walking in and seeing me casually playing with my dick to a Hilary Duff concert DVD with a big stupid smile on my face. Not like full on fapping more like just touching my dick casually because I didn’t know what else to do with my hands.

>>213457337
I would just jerk off right onto the corner wall of my room, it got hard and like orange. Finally my dad noticed and I told him I spilled a plate of spaghetti on it

>>213455649
for me it was a victoria secret catalogue, even remember when a stepdad hid his pornos under a sofa in the garage but that didnt do it for me

>>213457389
Posts like this are why I come here.

>>213456957
Have no idea what you mean, mate.

>>213455592
The first time I ever came was the Ava addams fucked in a shower porn video. Always thought jerking off was just flopping your dick and beating it against your stomach as opposed to pumping it , so I never understood what was so good about it. Eventually tried that out of curiosity and never had a scare as largwe as that in my life when I came. Been jerking off nonstop for the last 15 Years since than man

>>213455619
>Brooke Burke
Her bluenudes set photos are prime fap material.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTkopzCVEUk

>>213455653
>>213456957

Link?

>>213456388
>that exhilrating feeling of getting ccaught while one button is on the prechannel button

>>213457707
I don't have it but gif should have it in under tiara girl. Paper money falls out of her shirt when she flashes the camera. They are in a balcony and she gets beads.

>>213457633
>Ava Addams has been making videos for 15 years
My life is slipping through my fingers

>>213455559 (OP)
I always thought the guys behind this must've been god tier PUA chads or something but it was just some dorky guy telling drunk sorority girls to show their tits. This was post 9/11 so he tried to guilt trip one to do it for the troops, kek

>>213457853
Memento mori

>>213458040
It was right before broadband internet and girls didn't think much about it

>>213455592
this except it was titanic when kate winslet got naked.

>>213455559 (OP)
>>213456298
used to wait for my parents to go to bed and then frantically turn this channel on every night for the commercials. was always hoping i'd catch a titty but the fuckers always covered it up. sometimes i wouldn't even jerk off, i'd just stare at it in awe. i finally hit the jackpot when my parents got cable and i came across this show called "real sex" on HBO. used to DVR that shit and i was hooked like crack, but i'd have to delete the recording in time before the morning. just realized, no wonder zoomers have brain rot with that much unrestricted access to porn at all times.

>>213456298
I remember paying 50 cents of phone credit on my flip phone to watch 30 seconds of censored girls gone wild clips that would expire after 24 hours unless you paid anther 50c. You'd have to gauge how good the clip was going to be based on the thumbnail, and the best ones were ones with two girls kissing or feeling each other up because everything else was blurred or cencored. It was 50c PER CLIP on this weird default clip website that you could access through the phone's built-in intranet or something, and there was a library of all sorts of things like spongebob and family guy, all 50c for 30 second clips. My mum would recharge my phone with $20 of credit per month and I'd go over it every time and had to explain that I was watching spongebob clips again so I could have some extra money to text my friends for 25 cents per text.

>>213458365
Bangbus had 30 second trailers on real media player. You sometimes got enough with that. Some of my slideshow highlights are still from 2005.

>tfw the two or three free days of HBO and Cinemax a year happens and you look at your dick and it says "P-P-Please don't kill me s-sir!" and you grin and grab your JO kit and set the VCR to SLP and pop a blank tape in and hit record

Sorry penis, but you deserved to be punished for all the boners you gave me at bad times.

>>213455574
for me, it’s Bloussant infomercials

>>213456065
Stupid street interviews. Ruined my booner every time. Real Sex Take 3

>>213457337
Yeah. Once by sister and once or twice by mom.

Velvet and club magazines were traded after-school for everything. It was an economy unto itself.

>>213455794
he baited you, anon

>>213457337
Once by my mom. Was beating it to teens love black dicks. Girl was getting spanked with a paddle on the pc monitor when she walked in. Pants down dick in hand and all. She just says "Go to bed." I thought my heart was gonna leap out of my chest. So awkward.

>>213455559 (OP)
Steel drums you fucking retard

>>213456298
Independent Film Channel's History of Sex in film series or whatever and the Eva Green Paris public hair movie. God almighty I love me some hair.

>>213457337
Just once by my dad I was beating off in the shower and he just decided to walk into the bathroom for whatever reason. I was already 24 at the time so idk what the fuck he was thinking coming to the bathroom while I was in there it was the only time he ever did it.

>>213459987
*14 my bad typed too fast

>turning your tv on late at night
>switch to the restricted porn channel
>try to make out the bare breasts and beaver through the static multi-color blurs
Zoomies will never understand this pure raw feeling

>>213460392
Glossy magazine from juvenile delinquent s were always available.

>>213455559 (OP)
The first time I ever masturbated was to a Girls Gone Wild commercials, it was before I could even actually cum. I remember I orgasm'd so hard I scared myself kek.

>>213455559 (OP)
the follow up videos "Girls gone Unconcious" and "Girls gone Missing" were better.

>>213457389
lol

>>213455559 (OP)
>all the girls on there are all now moms and hags

>>213457018
Real girls doing sexy things beats porn every time. Even a 2/10 flashing her body in public beats an 8/10 doing full frontal porn. Context is everything

>>213458469
>JO kit
…explain…?

>>213458985
fuck not again

>>213457633
I fucking feel bad for you kids. The first time any guy born before 1980 nutted was in some chick's gash.

>>213455592
Your dick got wet?

>>213462705
>masturbation was invented in 1980

>>213461982
W..what was that?