Do you have what it takes to become Bret Michael's girlfriend?

FLA VOR FLAV

I watched this during lockdown for the first time. Much better than Flavor of Love. Perhaps the only reality show I would actually watch a second time.

Yes.

>>213457728
The only reality shows I ever watched were these gonzo Vh1 ones in the mid 2000s because they were at least absurd. In hindsight I even find them all pretty disgusting

What is going on under that bandana?

>>213457935
Male pattern baldness

Flavor of Brett had some of the best drunken skanks this side of a paddy waggon door.

I love the 90s and 00s were great and a wonderful time capsule.

>>213457706 (OP)
I was born in ‘78. Even as a kid I thought Motley Crue was cringe. I always thought Brett Michaels was the king of cringe.

Then he came on Opie and Anthony. They were listening to 8 track audio porn (evidently it was a thing) from the seventies. It was hands down one of the funniest shows I ever heard. Brett Michaels is fuckin hilarious. Seems like a genuinely cool guy.
https://youtu.be/Oxp3nICLy8w

>>213458165
Cringe? The actions of others causes you to have an involuntary reaction? See a neurologist. You are likely a spastic. Christ faggot, you are nearly 50.

>>213458165
people who hate motley crue and poison usually don't have even 10 chicks under their belt, hell, usually they are virgins

>>213458205
Sweet schizo post.

>>213458347
Don’t worry. I banged your mom plenty back in the day.

>>213458356
fuck you and adopting idiot youth slang. These faggots do not even know what irony means or when the baby boom generation was. Catering to them is only going to make things worse.

>>213458376
heh cope more, incel

>>213458388
>akshully 4chan is populated by 20 year olds
No.

Also if you think schizo is a new term you must be awfully young.

>>213458421
it comes from schizophrenia and dates to the turn of the 20th century. To say I am slightly smarter than you is the same as to say you are slighty smarter than my dog.

>>213458441
holy fucking newfag

>>213457706 (OP)
>Bret Michael
aint nobody here know who that is unc!

>>213458466
I am 50 and have been here since the first week idiot. Pools closed due to aids. You ever been right about anything? Must have been a coincidence.

>>213458394
I was getting pussy probably before you were even born. Sorry but this whole phenomenon of perpetual virginity isn’t a gen x thing and only a zoomer would assume just simply having adult relationships with women is an outrageous claim to make.

>>213458441
Thanks for telling me it comes from schizophrenia. I never knew that. I don’t think anyone but you did.

>>213458515
Your argument was that I was new and knew nothing of board culture. My argument is that you are a fucking midwit dipshit. You are providing a lot of evidence for my case.

>>213457706 (OP)
does the headband stay on during sex?

>>213458550
only if he wants the broad to think the hair attached to it is real. Brett has been bald for decades.

>>213457706 (OP)
I just remember the scene where he was fucking two or three chick in a limo

>>213458441
Cringe

>>213458582
No shit you cringe like tigger you little faggot.

>>213458484
>Pools closed due to aids
No, that is pop culture now. You need to go deeper, much more vague to claim oldfag.

>>213458613
I have been here since before snacks. Good luck finding that.

>>213458603
Must be cringking Brett. Go away Brett. Go make out with big john.

>>213458634
>snacks
Basic 2009fag knowledge.

>>213457706 (OP)
Does he actually date the girl that wins for a while?

>>213458655
2004 more like

>>213458641
beg me harder to quit pissing on your head.

>>213458697
Want to try that one again? That one was kind of bad.

>>213458708
no. You desereve and require no effort from me.

>>213458714
>I can't do any better because I suck

>>213458724
got you all out of your own actual words? This happens a lot.

>>213458733
>heh I won another online argument I'm so super smart and not gay at all

>>213458759
just beause you want me to fuck you, that does not make me gay... it just makes you a wishfull thinker. Sorry to shoot down your hopes.

>>213458767
I dont know. Im not that anon but you do come off as super gay and not cool.

>>213457706 (OP)
>uncle Hector you damn fool, that’s Bret Michael's girlfriend!

>>213458777
I fight threads and make better posters. Who cares what your opinion about that is?

>>213458784
I toy with autistic goobers. I am you but better.

>>213458777
what you do not know could fill a library.

>>213458805
Yeah a really small one. Small like your wrists.

>>213458823
Cunt, I am 50 and work a 100 acre farm. I am afit giant. My writing identifies me clear to those that have been here a long time. You are nothing to me.

>>213458836
>I'm old and fuck sheep not men. So I'm not gay.

>>213458851
I have a wife, a girlfriend half my age and three adult childern that own their own homes already. I am a success on a level you will refuse to believe.

>>213458862
Literally chump change. Poor, gay, and stupid god must hate you.

>>213458883
Nah, I am blessed. The hater is YOU, and as stated, you do not matter to me at all beyond being a piss target.

>>213458896
>please let me live out my gay piss fetish with you
No you gross faggot

>>213458906
The gayest thing I have done in my 50 years is talk to you.

Is it fun to argue? Or is it a power trip thing

>>213458929
It is more like keeping your tools clean and sharp and yes it is fun.

>>213458929
Both. His limp wristed response here >>213458917
really made me chuckle

>>213458949
bitch, you use the term "cringe" and otherwise manage to write with a lisp. My wrists lock, and I would like to show you.

>>213458941
>>213458949
Noice

>>213458993
>My wrists lock, and I would like to show you.
See, gay as a two dollar bill.

>>213459072
here... I will actually help you. When you throw a punch, wait till the last moment to close your fist. This will both automatically lock your wrist and if you threw a good punch, snap it so their bones break and yours do not. Now you have learned something.... you are still a moron though.

>>213458441
You're retarded and the median age of this place has to be 30's at this point. I started coming at 14 now I'm going to be 33 next month.

>>213459124
Who said otherwise? I said he writes like a faggot kid. I used to teach retards. If you guys want any more tips you will need to pay me to come out of retirement.

>>213459101
>shoots you
Sorry but I'm not wrestling you like a homo.

>>213459141
tht is because you fear losing and are a coward. Yeah, I know. I got guns too. Lots.

>>213457728
Congratulations, you're retarded.

>>213459150
>shoots you again

>>213459172
lots of room in your empty head for power fantasy.

>>213459150
>tht
Ahhh the chink in your armor. We're you too mad to notice the mistake?

>>213459193
want to do my math homework next you fucking dork? Painting my fence will not win you an argument nigger jim... it was a typo. You do not deserve editing.

>>213459204
Now comes the chimp out. Did you voice to text that time?

>>213459222
I am on a UNIX device way beyond your understanding and there is no text to speech or spell check. I drive the bus you get harnessed into.

>>213459235
>harnessed
The jokes just write themselves at this point.

>>213459256
they would have to as you are a fucking idiot.

>>213459267
First good response. You are learning

>>213459289
I have beat you with speed all over the thread.

>>213459299
This is why you are the student and I the master. Your weak genetics have made you too spiteful and dull.

>>213459321
Your lexicon is dogshit and unimpressive too. You are also woefully slow and uninteresting to me. I am getting sleepy. Thanks for that.

>>213459330
2/10. Go run off to bed boy

>>213459349
beg me harder and I might.

>Vince Neil, the lead singer of Mötley Crüe, was involved in a tragic drunk driving accident on December 8, 1984, in Redondo Beach, California. Driving his De Tomaso Pantera with a blood alcohol level of 0.17 (above the legal limit of 0.10 at the time), Neil lost control and collided with another vehicle. The crash killed his passenger, Nicholas "Razzle" Dingley, the drummer of Hanoi Rocks, and seriously injured two occupants of the other car, Lisa Hogan and Daniel Smithers, who suffered brain damage.

>In July 1985, he was sentenced to 30 days in jail (serving 15-18 days due to good behavior), five years of probation, 200 hours of community service, and ordered to pay $2.6 million in restitution to the victims and Dingley’s estate.

>Neil’s history with alcohol-related incidents continued, as he faced additional DUI arrests, including one in 2010 in Las Vegas, where he was sentenced to 15 days in jail and 15 days of house arrest in 2011.

>>213459364
but we're talking about Bret Michaels here, the leader of greatest heavy metal band - Poison

fun trivia: every poison member banged more chicks than iron maiden, dio and priest combined!

For me, it's Magdalena and Megan