*sips*
>Oh my God..... this coffee
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>Gale, this is... i've never tasted something so.........
*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP*

That's an awfully hot coffee pot

>ahhhhhh, time for me morning coffee and some tunes innit

>>213463494 (OP)
>Mmmm! Goddamn, Gale! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Jesse would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

Let me guess... you need more?

>>213464277
Walter, when you came to my apartment, did you see a sign on the door that says “Dead Me Storage”?!

>>213463494 (OP)
>Mmmmhhh

Reddit drink

>>213464527
nigga it was what created western civilization
before the 1400s or so when it was introduced to Europe most people drank watered out ale all day
with coffee people got more energy and productivity which coincided with the industrial revolution a while later

It's no Seinfeld gape thread but it'll do
Elaine: "He GAPED me Jerry!"
*Kramer slides in*
Jerry:"Was he a big guy?"
Kramer: "For you."
Kramer: "SNIFFFF.... yeah, that's a gape."
George: "SLURRRRRRP... ahhhhhhhh"

What coffee does Big B drink?

Nothing like a - excuse me - damn fine cup of coffee to start the day!

>>213464675
That's tea, you chintzy Irish prick

damn fine coffee.
*sip*

*shlurp*

Let's say five men have ejaculated into a coffee cup, and you know they have done this. Even if the cup is cleaned, would you drink out of that cup? Would you not feel an instinctual disgust about it? Now replace the cup with your average woman.

>I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay

OH N-

>>213463494 (OP)
Why is every thread made like xai made it?

>>213464998
holy shit I never noticed that before
the humiliation by Ted is complete

>>213463494 (OP)
in my headcanon he wasn't impressed by it but said that out of courtesy

>>213464399
Kek

>>213463494 (OP)
You have no idea how many potentionally good movies were canned because of subpar coffee.

>written and directed by Vince Gilligan

>>213464609
>coincided
exactly.
I will not drink stimulants just because people before me did

>please.... that's my last cup don't drink it all Walt I haven't had any please im so thirsty my throat is so dry just don-
*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP*

Coffee tastes like bitter sewage water and you've been brainwashed by television into thinking it makes you a big boy if you drink it.

>JESSE! Where's the coffee Jesse!?
>yo bitch I already told you, I'm all out
>No... NO!

Gentleman
How about we make this coffee.
Irish

>>213464352
So this is a good brand?

>>213466041
Yup. it's my go to absolutely love it. The powdery shit you get from other brands doesnt even compare

>this sugary dairy drink is my entire personality!
DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'D HAD MY SUGAR

Good Lord. Why?

>>213466443
It's only sugary if you put sugar in it

I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee.
Enjoying my coffee.

>>213464963
Based woman-drinker

GLACK GLACK GLACK GLACK GLACK

>>213465817
ok then gtfo off this thread retard

>>213464527
this

>>213467027
holy shit I wanna coffee now

>lots of piss, lots of cum

>>213464963
I'd drink from the coffee cup.

>>213466901
>so Gagsia is where Jean wants to go

>>213466958
>taking advice from an addict
ngmi

>>213465817

>>213463494 (OP)
I miss breaking bad threads

>>213467452

>>213466958
Nah. U mad bro?

>>213464653
A local roast.

>>213465860
He can't keep getting away with it!

>i'd like a plain coffee, no tea, coffee instead, a cup of coffee and wheat coffee