From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele.

White football is le evil

Also they literally photoshop him to look white when he's mostly black

>>213463824 (OP)
why don't the cheerleaders have faces?

>>213463868
Cause of the twisted mind bro

Peele didn't direct or write this

>>213463824 (OP)

I get not liking white people because our history with slavery etc but what's Peele's problem with Asians? They're always the secondary antagonist like the dorky Japanese tourist in Get Out or Jupe in Nope.

>>213464264
Yes, he produced it. It's on the poster OP posted.

>>213463824 (OP)
>Only white males in trailer get their faces smashed with footballs
lmao jordan peele is such an insecure meme

Let me guess, it's an allegory of souless evil white ghouls taking advantage of honest striving young black men because they are envious of their spritual powers

>>213464329
nope was good imo, gonna skip this one tho

>>213463824 (OP)
based on the trailers it seems like it's going to be eyes wide shut 2, exposing the rituals of the satanic elite. might be kino

>>213464329
Cause of the twisted mind

>>213464329
Black people don't like Asians or how they're seen as "model minorities." Asians have typically been small business owners in black neighborhoods, and often either follow black people around expecting them to steal or just outright try to get them to leave.

>>213464582
No it's because incels like Peele rage at Chads like us who got all the girls and weren't ugly mutts, we are peeles fetish

>>213464264
His involvement has been front-and-center the entire time, so he’s clearly signing off on it.

>>213464329
So does that mean I’m allowed to make movies about hating black people? Slavery ended almost two hundred years ago (you’re welcome by the way, darkies), but black people have been doing heinous and evil shit on almost a daily basis for years. If anything, I’d say they owe society reparations at this point for putting up with them instead of just deciding that we’ve had enough, and grind them all up for cattle feed, because they’d at least be contributing to society in some measurable fashion.

>>213464329
Niggas hate everyone, they even hate their own kind. But Peele built his entire image on being one of the black reps in cinema, he needs to adhere to the expectations.
Peele himself is light skinned and his wife is some Italian/Jew mix. He wouldn't fly with most black people.

Jordan Haworth Peele[10] was born in New York City on February 21, 1979. His mother, Lucinda Williams,[11] is white, from Maryland. His father, Hayward Peele Jr. (died 1999), was African American, and originally from North Carolina.[12][13][14][15] Peele last saw his father when he was seven years old,[16] and was raised by his single mother on Manhattan's Upper West Side.[1][17]

>>213464329
>>213463824 (OP)
Jordan Peele didn’t make Him, you obsessed dumbass.

>>213464757
>Peele last saw his father when he was seven years old,[16] and was raised by his single mother on Manhattan's Upper West Side
Damn so he was a real hood?

>>213464744
>Peele himself is light skinned
His facial features are 100% black, he can't pass even a little bit. Meanwhile Key looked kinda ambigious at times and he got no career cause they Mr Soul Brother #1 schtick doesn't fit with him.

>>213464329
Nope was a 9/10. Had nothing to do with white or Asian people. Neither did Us. I’m starting to think you people don’t actually watch the movies you criticize.

>>213464788
What do you mean "you people"

HE IS FOOTBALL JESUS GET IT????? oh my science i havent seen subtle symbolisms such as this since neon genesis evangelion or the latest neggers and lanthimos garbage

>>213464744
i dont know what you're talking about, jordan peele is as black as they get, he is terrified of white people and has dedicated his life to being a proud free black man, free from white culture slavery

his movies speak his truth

>>213464887
Jordan Peele looks like a Mexican.

>>213464887
um....how did he produce that kid?
is this kid adopted?

>>213464887
at the beach with a shirt on what an insecure kitschy bitch

>>213464650
God forbid Asians protect their stores

>>213463824 (OP)
Football is gay.

>>213464729
>allowed to make

Quintin Tarintino would punch you in the face for being a coward designed as a Chad, just go outlet financing and distribute it

>>213464788
Who was it about then Mr 88?

>>213464788
You people?

>>213464929
jordans half black, his wife is italian. it doesnt take a lot of generations to get that kind of result. even in slavery-time new orleans, octaroons were basically considered semi-white passing. jordans kid would be a quadroon.

it also reminds me of mohammed ali who said he thought only black men that hated themselves had white wives.

>>213465031
Jewish

>>213464887
>>213464929
His wife is jewish. Why do you think they let him start making movies.

>>213464650
>asians stereotyping blacks is bad
>blacks stereotyping asians is good
really does make you think

>>213463824 (OP)

>>213464329
blacks hate everyone in general, but they especially hate asians because they basically see them as simps for the white system (aka they're hardworking and educated)
remember "stop asian hate" and how that was immediately hidden under the rug the moment they started reporting that virtually all anti-asian hate crimes were being done by blacks?

>>213464608
Yup. I bet Marlon will get an Oscar nomination for it. Just to give it more press. He might even win. We are due for a Nig to win an Oscar

>>213465031
>mohammed ali who said he thought only black men that hated themselves had white wives.
What's funny is not a single one of his kids married another black

>>213463824 (OP)
Is that the dude from the kinoest episode of Atlanta?

>>213463824 (OP)
The original title for this was GOAT and I think that's better

>>213464989
I was being facetious. I meant by the standard of the person I’m responding to, not in general.

>>213465626
Sony releasing a cartoon named GOAT so they renamed it when that got announced

>>213465413
>remember "stop asian hate" and how that was immediately hidden under the rug the moment they started reporting that virtually all anti-asian hate crimes were being done by blacks?
Oh God, that whole campaign was funny as fuck. Credit to the asian community for realizing half way through that the entire thing was just a big trick by God's Chosen.

>>213463824 (OP)
looks like a cool concept
will watch, thanks OP

>>213463824 (OP)
>arms out like the crucifix in mockery of Jesus
Stop doing this.

>>213464887
>from the twisted loins of Jordan Peele...

>directed by literally who
>starring literally who
>massive hype thanks to Peele's name
based

>>213463824 (OP)
>/tv/ doesn't know what an executive producer is

>>213463824 (OP)
Looks like shit

>>213463824 (OP)
Satanism and Football? What's more American than that?
We haven't had a good edgelord football movie since Any Given Sunday, surprising Universal is making this, the NFL usually has their partners by the balls when it comes to stuff like this.

>>213464329
Because he's a racist black supremacist who hates his white genes and any other individual who has non-black genes.

>>213463824 (OP)
Lol white people are reaching Weimar Germany levels of anger. They should really stop with this shit.

>>213463868
to make the whole thing seem even more evil

I don't think blacks will appreciate a pajeet representing them.

>>213463824 (OP)
I've never thought about watching a sports movie in the theatre before

>him
Damn peele is on a movie naming streak

>>213464757
Dad lived 13 years without seeing his son must've been og

>>213464929
He's half white and his wife is white retard. That's how white pops survive because successful minorities breed with whites and then their kids breed with whites until they're 1/8 octaroons

>married to Chelsea Peretti
is she still doing comedy or what, just being a mom now? she was pretty funny desu

>>213469820
she tried to make a Christopher Guest type comedy and flopped

>>213468268
He's someone who brings you things

>>213465515
He was right
In hindsight though, becoming a richfag would've led to him living near white people and his kids going to a fancy private school which would've been mostly white too so the chances of the first crush/bf etc being white increased massively

>>213465265
The superior band

>>213463824 (OP)
I'm not sure where you're getting "white football is bad" from this movie

>>213469884
oof

>>213463824 (OP)
>Bunch of black men throwing a ball around but some are really mean.
>>213464329
Peele is half Jewish so I wonder if he feels personally responsible for his people's participation in slavery?
>>213470398
Why are they trying to make out like the male lead is white? He has afro hair in the trailer.

>>213470663
They aren't. You're just insane.

>>213471072
Cope.
Looks like Chris Evans in the poster. Probably trying to sell it to the Chinese.

>>213471220
>Looks like Chris Evans in the poster.
No, he doesn't.

>>213464329
Every civilization practiced slavery.
Whites were the first to end it.
Blacks in Africa were the ones who captured and sold other blacks.
Slavery is still practiced in some black countries today.

>>213470663
Peele’s mother is literally the WASPiest you can get, Peele is not Jewish you retard.

>>213471679
>Kid born in New York.
>Fucks black men.
C'mon.

>>213471913
>From Maryland
>”Williams”
>Literally descended from dudes that fought in the Revolutionary War

>>213463824 (OP)
>produced by Win Rosenfeld
>BlacKkKlansman
>Candyman
>Nope
>The Twilight Zone
>Hunters
Never forget (((who))) is behind anti-White Blacks.

>>213464650
Asians, Koreans in particular, have been imported and dropped into black neighborhoods where they use government backed loans to open up insanely overpriced convenience stores that exploit blacks. That’s the real reason. It’s even shown in the film “Falling Down.”

>>213472064
>Fought in the Civil War on the side of the slave owners
C'mon

>>213472064
What does AI say about it...

>>213472669
Oh, no, no ,no.

>>213472592
>>213472669
I see we’re just making shit up now to protect our wounded ego. Anon, you’re a Jew.

>>213464650
Asians, Indians heck even the Irish to some extent by just existing proves their is something really really wrong with black people.

>>213464329
lol ask yourself who do black ppl actually like? They don’t even like themselves.

>>213472760
https://forward.com/culture/film-tv/512037/nope-jordan-peele-meaning-bible-ending-jewish/

Oy vey!

>>213465009
jej

>>213472918
And? I never said Peele wasn’t a faggot that sucks Jews off, he just isn’t Jewish himself, you are though.

>>213470398
Broken football finger is such a great choice.
>>213470663
You call that white? He's darker than Patrick Mahomes.
>>213471394
Good wingspan, Mel Kiper is beating off to his measurements as we speak, he must be short in real life

>>213472669
>His parents are Jewish
>He considers himself an “honorary Jew”
One of these is obviously a lie, read an actual article about him and tell me which one.

>>213474092
He's married to a Jew, has Jewish kids and signed a letter against the ceasefire in Gaza.
https://www.newsweek.com/jordan-peele-israel-hamas-letter-celebrities-1837827
>Cries about racism and oppression.
>Supports Israel.

>>213471394
Hi!

>>213474209
Yeah? BUT HIS MOTHER IS LITERALLY A NEW ENGLAND BLUEBLOOD WASP, Nowhere did I say Peele isn’t a bitch for Israel, I even mentioned that he clearly was earlier. You have this fantasy that he’s secretly Jewish-by-blood (instead of very openly Jewish-by-soul) and you can’t stand the idea of someone who doesn’t spend the day jacking off and talking to AI pointing out that you’re wrong.

>>213464329
>white people and history with slavery
Keep in mind 90% of slave owners were non-white but look white.

>>213474445
Spaniards?
True

>>213464774
The upper west side isn’t that bad but 30 years ago it when Peele was a teen it could be somewhat bad at night. Like the Van Buren Boys on Seinfeld

>>213463868
Because it's all about HIM, the women are just props.

>>213463824 (OP)
so its about buck on buck breaking?

>>213464729
>So does that mean I’m allowed to make movies about hating black people?
Fuck no, what it wrong with you? Actually, scratch that. I know what's wrong with you, the same thing that has been wrong with this settler colony from the start, whiteness. You don't like to have that aired out now do you? YOUR SIN, YOUR FATHER'S WRONGS, AND HIS FATHER'S WRONGS, ALL THE WAY TO YOUR SLAVE OWNING GRAND DRAGON GRANDPAPPY. Fuckk you piece of shit, Jordan is making these films because your laundry needs to be aired out and you REFUSE to do it yourself, so expect more until you or your descendants find the manhood needed to speak on your own sins and to correct them, pos.

Looks like it's more about how football is an awful """"sport"""" that takes perfectly healthy men and spits out CTE zombies.

>>213472270
Fantasy.

>>213463824 (OP)
Bro is smashing jewish pussy, what did you expect him to make?

>>213463824 (OP)
This is actually the movie I am most looking forward to this year. Funny how most of you say stuff like sportsball, hand egg, niggerball, but suddenly now you're offended about the sanctity of football. Sleazy people selling souls for fame sounds kino. I bet a lot of you think stuff like this actually happens, not saying it doesn't. Just pretend they're talking about jews.

>>213465265
When I was a kid I used to mistake Ville Valo for Brian Molko and vice versa.

>>213474401
Lol, sure she is.
>From Maryland.
>Has kid with a black dude.
>Single mother living in NYC

>>213475406
>but suddenly now you're offended about the sanctity of football.
What?

>>213463824 (OP)

>>213469820
>married and reproduced with a humanoid cockatoo
what black people have to do in order to stay relevant in the judeo-american world, after all his jewish genes needed to go back to the genepool, his daughter will be the virgin bride of some kikestein executive in the future

>>213463824 (OP)
>white
is this an allegory the jews are making about white goyim being negroid mutts that just happen to look white like them, and it is the jews who are the real whites?

>>213464729
>Slavery ended almost two hundred years ago
Did it?
Also keep in mind, the vast majority of prisons in the US are privately owned, and thus for-profit.

>>213465413
THIS NIGGA READIN BOOKS

>>213475915
MIM mogs

>>213463824 (OP)
>From the unprepuced head of Jordan Peele

>>213477552
WRONG, you stupid predditard.
>Private for-profit prisons incarcerated 90,873 American residents in 2022, representing 8% of the total state and federal prison population.
You're addicted to lying because your entire batshit insane worldview is built on lies, you stupid and gullible moron.

>>213472270
>exploit blacks
Lmao

>>213463824 (OP)
I wish all nonwhites on this planet died.

>>213472270
>to open up insanely overpriced convenience stores that exploit blacks
These stores would go broke if everything they were selling was purposefully too expensive for the community to buy.

>>213480540
don't be so hard on yourself anon.

>>213463824 (OP)
skip bronkie? I think I'll skip watchie

>>213464329
The main characters in this movie have a strong sense of entitlement and no civic virtue.

>We're not going to tell anyone about this monster gobbling up townsfolk until we film it first!

>>213464608
Sure it will, Goyim

>>213482646
Why was this map made?

>>213464329
extreme jealousy
they came into america as borderline slaves
they were given nothing and equally segregated and they somehow ended up coming out on top blowing the fuck out of all the blacks

>>213474822
This is how I read it. I'm sure that it'll probably include the idea that lots of poor black families often push their kids into the meat grinder of a sport because it's a ticket out of poverty that doesn't involve selling drugs or doing crime, but that's not exclusive the black families.