What if the Terminator was Indian?

sirmanator

Come with me if you wanna poop

Spamming Sarah Connor to find her.

skynet is in development of low flow mass producible toilets that could revolutionize the 3rd world's sewage system

>Seri kannor gets pregnant after being raped by kaal rissi
>Skynet didn't even wipe out humanity for the machines, they just wanted to nuke india
>The poo-800 gets melted by dunking it in the ganges river

>>213473534
Enthiran was an extremely entertaining flick.

>"Listen, and understand! That Jeet is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or use the loo. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are redeemed."

>"i have a plan"

>You just can't can't go around defrauding senile elders!
>Why?
>What do you mean why? 'Cause you can't.
>Why saar?

>>213473396 (OP)
>the sirminator

>I need your bobs, vagene, and google play gift cards

>I need your cards, your taxi, and your toilet.

They kill it by dunking it into a pit of molten trains

Hello madam I am David
listen madam okay
listen to me madam okay
now I need you to get pregnant now so we move on to the next step okay
this is for the human people yes
please read for me the number on your modem madam okay
you are listening and understanding now madam yes
all of your computer is now belong to us now okay
bloody basterd bitch
i fuck you bloody basterd

>hello sirs this is john conors step mom from vindows microsooft suport saaar pls be in front of the computer screen sar for dignostic we except pay in google or apple gift cards sar and-
>Your step parents are dead.

>>213473396 (OP)
He never would have gotten out of the gun store.

Come with me if you want to shit

>i know now why you poo in loo
>but it's something that i can never do

Indian Forrest Gump is pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6savS7m0Fg

>Are you Saara Connor?

>>213474057
Why are Indian men like that when Indian women are sexy as fuck

>>213473567
Good posting Sir

>>213473396 (OP)
Some Indian Americans could pull it off to be honest.

>>213473396 (OP)
>What’s your foster mother’s nationality?
>Indian
>”Mom I need to go for a poo”
>”Well come home dear and you can use the toilet”
>Your foster parents are dead

I'm trying to upload a webm depicting a blonde woman from behind as she sits on a bench, but for some reason the upload keeps failing.

>>213474247
You mean this one? >>213474057

>>213474247
Skyjeet fights back

>>213474277
You correctly identified one of the three details mentioned in the post.

>>213474214
imagine this same scene but instead of calling John's parents the Sirminator starts Romeo dialing for the rest of the movie instead

>>213474146

>"Come with me if you want to shit."
>*rapes Sarah Connor*

>>213473396 (OP)
Sometimes I feel bad for Indians but really they could just stop invading western nations

>>213474113
Because monkeys protect indian women

>I am brahmin saar
>do the needful

>saar, skynet is online
>saar, why she aiming at us-

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO SHIT IN THE STREET SAAAAR

>>213473396 (OP)
>Sarr-ah Connor pls show bobs and vagene
>i'll be back to redeem
>We used dogs, their keen sense of smell could detect the poo even if StarrLink made them wipe

>>213473396 (OP)
>Indians don't feel shame. I do.
>Don't redeem that again.

>>213474113
>Only 1% of Indian women pass the majority are fat ugly toothless hags

>What is redeem code for your grandmother's best buy gift card?
>BBge84B
>Hey what's the code on that gift card?
>MAAAAM DO NOT REDEEM
>your foster parents are dead

>We got Google Play, Apple, Piggly Wiggly, Amazon, Vanilla Visa, you name it. So which will it be?
>All.

>>213473396 (OP)
>Skynet isn’t real AI it’s just 10,000 Indians pretending

>>213474479
I think about this when I'm writing disgusting stories in AI Dungeon.

>>213474476
>Do you have a crypto account with savings in the six figure range?

>>213473396 (OP)
>enters Tech Noir
>gets kicked out for groping women before he can find Sarah

>>213473396 (OP)
>hallo this is michaelsoft
>my name is arneesh

>>213474307
Nah. I'm being serious. Our 2nd and 3rd Gen get on the American diet. They end up looking like this by 35. It's a diet thing.

saars...

>>213473417
FPBP

>>213474113
>when Indian women are sexy as fuck

>>213474809
>scat sat
>joining the rest of the space junk
Earth is the India of the universe.

>>213474873
he's right, you know

>I am the T-419 Autonomous Fraud Unit. My mission: extract untraceable currency from vulnerable Americans through fabricated IRS threats and Google Play redemption codes. I do not feel guilt. I do not feel pity. I only calculate optimal fear response and revenue per call. Your grandma is my liquidity event.

>>213474873
I don't agree with the implication that all, or even most, indian women are "sexy," but some are cute.

>>213475229
its the most disgusting accent a woman can have

>>213474113
Indian women are only slightly above black women in the shagability charts

>>213473396 (OP)
I'll go poop

>>213475265
I agree

>>213473511
Kek underrated post

>>213473396 (OP)
He wouldn't need guns, he'd kill everyone with his revolting stench

>>213473396 (OP)
Got the soundtrack:
https://youtu.be/2UgZjeZOdWA?si=1v9Xk16CRhbCEnWi&t=54

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